FPH FAT PEOPLE HATE MAIN EVENT EDITION

>>40711233
What the fuck.

Yeah I don't know about this one

You Americans never fail to fascinate and astound.

Where can I watch?

someone get a stream up

>>40711233
If I ever got like that I'd just get euthanised desu

What would happen if their family/caretakers just stop bringing them food? You could starve them until they are thin.

>>40711354
yeah but the mother is an enabler so that CANNOT happen. I bet she makes money off the show and the son's life insurance policy, which is why she's enabling this behavior

>>40711233
POP OFF DAVE

>>40711354
They would call 911, in not even kidding

>>40711233
that pic gave me shivers. please tell me it's been shopped

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>>40711233
offering yourself to papa nurgle

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>not being /OBESE/
it's almost like you guys just want to waste your lives in the gym and not have any kind of enjoyment

>>40711233
Whats the yellow and green stuff on his legs? Ulcers? Fungus?

>>40711433
But I like being able to walk

>>40711394
Its not, dude.

Thats the worst part.

>>40713356
fat upper pussy area

>>40713356

fat
upper
pussy
area

The mound of fat below the belly and above the vag.

Confuses lots of people evidently as the amount of times I've seen a hanging belly referred to as a fupa is ridiculous.

>>40711233
You know what the worst thing is?
There's a small spot on his inner left "leg" that is censored. Not in a position where you could think it's its genitals.
We get a screenful of rotting, fungus infested lipid edema and a small obfuscated spot. Like a singularity of vileness in an universe of cancer.

OW MA LEG!

stream?

I almost fucking puked wtf

I'm always surprised how none of them spend any time online. Outside of eating, they mostly just watch television.

>tfw you will never squat 600 lbs like the people on this show

Should I just kill myself?

>>40713718
Online would force you out of your self imposed cocoon. TV let's you drown in a comfy stream of self delusions.

>>40713732
>implying they can squat

Once this shit goes down, it aint coming back.

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>whitney had her big girl "dance off"
>lost to some stuck up not as fat married women
>obviously pissed but tried to play it off as caring about "her" dancers

>>40711233
ahhhh no. no. that's too much for the first fucking image.

TLC? They aired that garbage on Television. What is wrong with our country?

>>40711233
was he one of us at one point or where does everybody know him from?

I wonder if shows like this enable other fat people. As in some 250 pound whale who's just like, "Oh, well at least I'm not THAT fat; I'm PERFECTLY healthy" as he/she continues to become a giant lipid tumor draining the economy

>>40713763
>TLC? They aired that garbage on Television. What is wrong with our country?

shut your whore mouth tlc has top fat kino

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JSDHFTvuPM

Where can I watch it?

>>40713402
>>40713408
Isn't it fat upper pubic area though?

>>40713759
That is so fucking sad to watch

>>40711354
Do you think in first place good parenting will let this happen?

>>40711388
Can't you just keep phone outside of their reach. Not like they will get up and take it

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>>40714765
how? Latterly how? I MEAN HOW? How can you do that to yourself?!? I mean HOW THEY DIDNT SEE THAT COMING?!?!
WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?
HOW?!

>>40714884
How do people end up on the streets, homeless and suycking dick for a cut ?

Addiction, thats how.

>>40711354
Your body can't store protein as the amino group is toxic so without food he would still die of starvation long before he returned to a normal BMI

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>>40711233
Friendly reminder that at 700lbs, this man weighs more than an adult lion and lioness COMBINED

>>40715403
>man

Its not a man anymore, its a thing.

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>not eliminating calories completely from your diet
>shit nigga what are you doing?

>>40714765
how many calories a day do you have to eat to become like this?

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>implying you're not all just jealous your don't have a rockin bod like this!!!

>>40715526
She was on GOMAD for one week and this is what happened

yooooo someone please explain to me just what the fuck is going on with that man's body parts.

>>40715526
Over 10k everyday just to keep that weight

>>40715611
There is a limit how much skin can expand. After that it starts to crack. Also he is lying constantly so he gets bedsores

Go vegan you stupid fucking americans

>>40715640
kill you are self

>>40715532

despite how fat she is you know there are men out there that will fuck this thing

whereas as a fat as fuck man you needed $$$$ and/or fame to get laid. A fat woman just needs to have XX chromosomes.

>>40711233
Fuck me I lol'd hard

>>40715532
>>40713759
FRESH
https://mega.nz/#F!79pXCBjZ!L6gk_d2Egc1l2zH9swPlNA

>>40715343
This is not true at all

>>40714765
Have I seen this thing in a Dark Souls game before?

>>40715640
Haha u can eat you're rabbet food your ugly faggot euorpean and getting fuuuuked by you're Ahmohamed now

>>40715741
Your body converts the amine group to Ammonia and then to Urea which is excreted, the remaining Keto group is used in respiration. Excess protein cannot be stored

>>40715652
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manuel_Uribe

>On 26 October 2008, after four years together, Uribe —who weighed in at 318 kg (701 lb) after shedding 269 kg (593 lb)— married his second wife Claudia from his bed. He said: "I am proof you can find love in any circumstances. It's all a question of faith. I have a wife and will form a new family and live a happy life." He was transported to the civil wedding on his specially-reinforced four-poster bed, draped with cream and gold and adorned in bright sunflowers, on the back of a truck.

>>40715508
Why are Brits so stupid?

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>>40715771
T H I C C

Is this on tonight at 7pm EST?

>>40716248
7pm Central

>>40713759
That guy on her left, lmao
>would let him gyrate his silly pelvis on me
>no homo

>>40711433
Do you have the original image?

>>40714018
i think you know the answer to that

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>>40714765
BULKAMANIA EATIN' WILD

>>40711433

dumb frogposter

>>40715771
no my dude you're thinking demon souls phalanx demon

It's nearly time, isn't it?

I'm so jacked for this.
YOU ARE THE ONE KILLING HIM!!!

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>TOOK HIS DAUGHTER OUT OF SCHOOL SO SHE CAN BE A FULL TIME CARETAKER

GOTTA LOVE MY TAX DOLLARS HARD AT WORK!!

is there a live stream? its on now

BUMP
ITS ON
GET IN HERE FUCKERS

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>>40715807
>draped with cream

>this fat fuck literally cucked a guy for 12 years
jesus christ, /fit/, what's your excuse?

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>>all covered in gravy

I hate this fat fucker

>>40711233
What's that on her legs? Is the flesh rotting?

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reposting progress from yesterday

6'2'' 240 lbs now, down from 250 March 2nd eating low carb 1200 calories a day. Was 270 last March but lost 20 lbs in a year just doing nothing

Is this a good pace? You guys were saying I will die yesterday

>>40718397
>her
lel, it is a he, and rotting flesh

give it to me straight lads,

how do i stop eating like a fucking pig?

>i was gonna ask for $10k, but lets just ask for $15k in case you have other health bills
wew

>>40718417
take your blood pressure and get your chilesterol and shit, look at what a high bp does to your heart and arteries, think about why you want to live, and commit to change

Dr. Now in the house. The Iranian fatty whisperer.
A gofundme for fat fuck transportation. The people on this show hit new lows every episode.

300$ LOL

Holy fuck this fat bastard neess to die.
1 month in
>im out of options
>i need to eat what i want, and as much as i want

>>40718454
I want to get drunk with Dr. Now and hear his incredible stories

>>40715784
what do you think skin and a loot of our body is.... protein numb nuts

>>40711439
Barnacles

>almost 5ft across
>that means a 370in waist
wew

>>40718470
You and me both. How many fatties has Dr. Now seen come and go over the years? How the man doesn't have ptsd is beyond me.

> being too wide to fit in the trunk of a van
jesus christ these people are pathetic

He LITERALLY ate them outta house and home.

his father refinanced his house so the fat son could go to texas
wow thats sad
this show depicts the absolute dregs of america

>>40714063
Why was the "I'm transgender" line treated as some kind f revelation?

>>40718413
At that size, gender means nothing anymore. "It" is the correct way to refer to a creature like that.

>>40718573
Well, he's made enough off of them to have his own practice clinic where he hires only the cutest medical assistants and be semi-famous on a TV show.

I could put up with fatty smell 40 hours per week for that.

>>40718403
1200 calories is a little on the low side, but whatever works desu.

The reason we suggest cutting a smaller amount is so you don't have so much loose skin from drastic weight loss.

Why do they all act like they need to talk to the tiny Persian doctor to even begin to lose weight?

All he's gonna tell him to do is to eat less and start moving for a month.

>>40714018
People will justify bad habits.

When's the FatBoyGetDown episode?

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>>40715771
I don't think so. Apparently Smough is pretty stong under his fatass armor. Though they probably weigh the same all things considered.

>>40713759

at least shes trying to lose weight, shame on you /fit/

>>40718403
No. 20 in one year? Should be 20 in a month or two.

OW MAH LEGS

>>40718403
>You guys were saying I will die yesterday
There was a guy who didn't eat for 382 days and only took vitamin supplements, all under medical supervision: https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2495396/pdf/postmedj00315-0056.pdf
You'll probably get the necessary vitamins and shit from the food you eat on a 1200 kcal/day diet, so I wouldn't worry about dying or adverse health effects in general. I don't know much about the loose skin thing the other anon mentioned, but another reason why people don't recommend super low calorie intake is that you will end up losing a bit more muscle, but I suppose it's not your main focus right now. What is your goal weight btw? 180-185 lbs?

>>40714765
High test

>>40718637
In all seriousness. The good doctor is a beast. He's over 70 years old and he performs long surgeries like nothing.

They wheel in the panicked, screeching fatty

Dr. Now strolls up

..."Hello."

I love this show.

Dr. Now, breaking it down. Awesome.

Ow, mah lehgs! Ohowh

>>40718726
That 20 lbs weight loss he mentioned just happened by itself, he wasn't on a diet back then. If you read his post, he has already lost 10 pounds in the two weeks since he started his diet.

>>40718712
>Trying

>>40718762
I don't watch this show much, but I've never seen him tear into someone like that.

It was pretty great.

>Dr. Now dropping truth nukes on his mom
Yee

>>40718733
I'm taking a drink every time he says a variation of, "OW, MAH LEG(S)!"

>>40718712
her personal trainer literally dumped her as a client because she keeps making excuses to get out of exercise and showing up for her appointments

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>>40714765
This just can't be real lmao

>>40718761
god damn i fucking lost it at that part

>>40715532

Okay, so, I just noticed something. If you hide it's hair and body, and just look at the face, it's kind of difficult to tell if that's a man or a woman. I mean, even with the obvious makeup it isn't immediately apparent.

>>40718736
I have 180 lbs of lean mass according to my doctor so I think 190-200 is reasonable. From there I can get serious about lifting and shit

h-hey fit. I started at 260 and now I'm 130, but I have some saggy skin and my tits are still big but they have stretch marks on them. Is this an instant turn off for guys or is anything better than hambeast? I'm very sad.

>>40718417
Just power through the hunger in the first few days, after that, you will feel less hungry, and you will also have more motivation once you see that you've started losing weight, since you won't want to undo your progress. Don't measure your weight too often though, you won't see daily changes, because over the short term, your weight is more affected by things like how hydrated you are, and you may be discouraged by thinking that you gained weight even though you're on a diet, when in reality you are just simply more hydrated or fed at that time.

>>40714765
Mirin bulk

>>40718787
>his mom
You haven't been paying attention. That's the fat fuck's girlfriend.

>>40711233
sigh i can't wait any longer damn west coast

>>40718821
If youre drinking, take one every time he says "ow" or "legs"

One drink for every doctor now appearnce, double for "hellos"

Chug when he tears into the gf

>>40718816
My mistake. I just got home and started watching
>her shitty fat lifestyle makes her look that old
L M A O

>>40714765
The fat is so saggy that you can see the human-shaped figure underneath, especially when she leans forward. It's like she's being dragged into a fat portal down to hell.

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>>40718844
Checked, and done.

>>40718811
It's a turnoff for some people but anything is better than hambeast.

Stretch marks will fade to white over time. I have them on my back from puberty. Used to make me super insecure but now I hardly notice them.

Also tits or gtfo (srs)

>>40715532
Put that poor shoe out of its misery already

>>40718655
I don't care that much. I doubt I will have super loose skin aside from maybe my manboobs which are disproportionately big.

Other than that I want to get fit so I can finally get a gf. Tired of being friendzoned because I am the fat guy

>>40718811
guys will fuck almost anything so you good bae

I really hopes he dies soon

>>40718811
>stretch marks
It would not turn me off personally, small things like that don't matter when you have an overall nice shape imo.
>loose skin
Depends on how bad. Sadly it seems like it doesn't go away by itself, or maybe over very long time.

his ow reminded me of that scene in that movie polar express where they move the deer

>>40718918
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=COdoHpU_a8U

I hope he has a heart attack.

>>40718895
The last episode of the show should be a compilation of all the fatties that didn't make it.

>>40718947
Don't we all
>he has angina due to being a fat fuck
wew

>nurse says to take a deep vreath as she pulls a needle out of his fucking neck
>squeals no and eyes bulge
lolol

"Take a deep breath."
"NO!"

This show.

>>40718853
Also, throw in a drink for every time he whines

>>40718761
I want his "how y'all doing" as a ringtone. It always makes me smile

Dr. Now has the patience of a saint

A Lifetime of Bad Decisions and No Education: The Show

>>40719008
lol. beat me to it.

He's gonna double up!

WHATS WRONG WITH THIS NIGGA'S LEGS?!

>>40719050
Those chest flys with 9 lb dumbells are a game changer. His pecs are going to put Arnold to shame.

>>40719036
That might be unhealthy. James is a whining son of a bitch.

>>40719050
yeah, wow, and making his wife sleep on the fucking floor, wew

>>40719038
He makes the show. No doubt about it.

The gf has a blunt or crackpipe burn on the top/middle of her bottom lip

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I've been studying up on gravitational time dilation in relation to /fit/. The closer an observer (you) is to a large quantity of mass the slower time will appear to transpire compared to something further away from said mass.

This means that if you hang out with fat people more than others, you will live longer. Also, healthy fat people (lol) live longer than fit people.

How can you hate that which gives us longer life?

>>40718705
Apparently Smough is a fucking giraffe too.

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>>40718947
has anyone ever died on this show? Also this is one of the better ones ive seen.

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The new mattress makes his back stick out.


LOL!!!

His crackwhore wife is lying to the doctor and he knows shes full of shit lmao.
If you look at his site he has all sorts of authored papers and given lectures. He's also performed like 40 different types of surgery. He's not fooled by their shit.

>>40719159
He's fillin looser, doc.

>>40719128
I don't know about on the show, but one of the guys from the first season died like 2 years after the episode if I remember right. It was really sad because he had lost something like 500lbs and had gotten married and his episode ended really optimistically and then right after we got an "In loving memory"

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GAINED 180 POUNDS HOLY FUCK THIS IS UNREAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1


AHAHAHAHAAHAHA

843 POUNDS

>argues with doctor
>gained 158lb in a month
how
how do these hillbillies even have the money to buy this fat fuck all that food, besides refinancing their house

That blahk gurl must not be readin it raht

>>40719203
kek

>>40711233
WHATS BLURRED IN THE MIDDLE
IT CANT BE A PENIS

But how can this be? The rice was fried. What more does that sand nigger doctor want?

I feel bad for his daughter

She never really had a chance

>>40714765
She lays down on her ass

>>40719221
EATING CHICKEN AND FISH EVERY DAY IS BAD GOTTA SHOCK THE SYSTEM AND EAT FAST FOOD CHINESE RIGHT BABE?

>>40719221
"It's FRIED!"

I lost my shit when he hollered that.

>>40719225
Christian Bale uses his bicep for a pillow in Equilibrium. This is my goal. I want to sleep on his bicep.

>>40719128
A woman died a couple years after she participated IIRC

>TLC running fat acceptance adds

Why is this such an awful channel?

>>40719113
That's not how gravity works. The closer you are to a large mass the slower time will appear, as long as you are outside of it. Time will appear slower because every second spent next to a smelly fat person will make you desperate to break orbit, yes. However, time is still relative, so you will not gain or lose any real time or extend your life, only perceive time differently, and reconsider the necessity for olfactory senses. Even worse, for the fats, since they are the epicentre of the gravity well, all of their mass crushes down upon them, destroying their organs much more rapidly than a person with a body not imitating a black hole.

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>IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOU SAY!

odds he loses the weight now? I'd say 5:1

>OW MUH LEGGGS
This piece of shit has the pain threshold of a mouse. What the fuck.

>>40718733
>>40718791
where can I watch?

I wanna do this

>>40715532
Is that John Travolta?

>>40718244
>things that never happened

>>40719312
Not much time left in the show for recovery. Ill put it at 20 to 1

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>GAINED 3

NIGGA GAINED 3LBS

Dr. Now: Okay, bye.

That poor daughter never had a shot. They even pulled her out of school to help wipe down the dad. What the hell.

How can I watch? it's not on the TLC site for me.

>>40719331
I'd tell you if I knew. Sorry you're missing out.

We're watching my 600lb life on tlc

>>40718491
Not that dude because he's an idiot and starvation studies have been done. Severely obese people have in fact dieted down super rapidly by starvation and taking vitamins (zero protein, zero carbs) for several months and they all got much healthier.

However, skin is not made of protein. It's mostly fat.

>>40711233
i cant stop laughing fuckyou mang

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>>40719408
https://youtu.be/VqB1uoDTdKM?t=16s

Kek. You gotta love the triumphant sitting up piano music.

Wtf? Is this a two parter?

I think this episode is the maddest I've seen Dr Now

>>40719444
Oh yeah. Ending on a high note.

>>40711439
Por que no los dos?

>>40719471
It was awesome. I'd love to see him fly off the handle for real.

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>>40715730
I've been wait to see this fucking show for so long, but I never watch TV. You're the real bro here. Thx

Its rare, but I love it when Dr. Now lays down the fucking law.

is anyone uploading this to youtube?

>>40711320
TLC

>>40719717
episode isn't up on the website

>>40713759
It's weird I know some girl who would seem fat from any angle but she was our school's best dancer. Good at it too. She was in cross country. Even ran the marathon. Must be part eskimo or something where she looks fat but is healthy

>>40715532
Her ankles don't exist. It goes fatty calf straight to foot.
>RIP Shoes

>>40718597
comedy gold

that girl Christina did well. Still alive and looks good now

>>40719543
tomorrow

>>40711233
pop off dave

>>40711376

What insurance company would ever accept him as a member? That's like shoveling cash into a furnace

>>40713759

Watching that made me sad

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OP Here.

Holy. FUCKING. SHIT. DUDE.

This fucking train wreck was better than I ever could have imagined. This is a recap of the best parts of this monstrosity of an episode. It will be back on in like 10 minutes on TLC if you want to watch it.

1. The old hag woman was his fucking inbred girlfriend, not his mother.

2. BOILLEGJAMES (BLJ) is in his fucking forties, but because of his massive weight he has had no testosterone since he was 17 so he looks young as shit in the face.

3. Had a bad family situation but his excuses are some of the worst I've ever heard. Yea he had a bad day burying his addict mother and losing his house in a fire, but good lord this is some of the lamest excuses I've ever heard to become this fat.

4. The fucker literally cucked a guy into taking care of his two kids for twelve years while he fucked the old inbred whore. His biological son is nowhere to be found and the whore's kids are probably long gone. The whore only has their poor daughter and BLJ in her life. These are two terrible, terrible people.

5. AH MAH LEGS!

6. His father has a fucking stroke he was so upset at what his son has become.

7. THREE HUNDRED DOLLARYDOOS RAISED
Also, what the fuck slow ass local news do they have for him to be featured on their broadcast?

8. The stupid fuck eats like shit for four more months because he is sooooo depressed.

9. They couldn't fit him in a van or a UHAUL.

10. His poor father reverse mortgages/refinances his house to pay for his horrific ungrateful son to get to Houston.

11. AH MAH LEGS!

12. Gets to the hospital and Dr. Now is already more pissed than I have ever seen. He rips into the whore and James.

13. He loses weight in the hospital, gains it all back and gets to over EIGHT HUNDRED FUCKING POUNDS. Not one fucking time does he ever take ownership for this.

14. AH MY LEGS! Also those weight exercises

too many moments - give this episode an emmy

>>40713763
>They aired that garbage on Television. What is wrong with our country?

THE LEARNING CHANNEL.

This is what replaced programs like Cosmos. Good job, America.

>>40719975
I want to watch it but I can't log in to TLC, how the fuck do you do that?

>>40719975
>because of his massive weight he has had no testosterone since he was 17 so he looks young as shit in the face.

Testosterone ages you! ?! ? WTF! IS THIS TRUE?

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OP again -

remember, this was the CO-main event

Soon...Steve Assanti...the man kicked out of the hospital for ordering pizza...who is living in a van down by the river...soon...his episode will air

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dVnX9lXbxqM

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>>40720003
He never went through puberty properly. If you look at many morbidly obese people who were morbidly obese when they were teenagers, the men rarely show any signs of puberty besides facial hair.

This is why they all have those nasally high pitched voices

>>40719975
I'm glad it's rerunning right now so I could catch it but this bumpkin is really annoying

>>40720032

This guy may be the most contemptible human on earth.

>had two kids with his gf while she was still married to her first husband
What the fuck

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>>40715898
You realize our education system is fucking trash compared to nearly all European education?

>>40720150
>implying American education isn't on par with Belgium once you remove the niggers

That poor daughter, she's obviously completely disgusted by her parents.

>>40719975
POP OFF JAMES

>>40720150
Joke's on you, I'm a maplenigger.

>>40720032
I want to hurt him.

>>40719128
Who is this shaft sergeant?

>>40719975
POP OFF JAMES

>>40720092
Fuckkkk I hope it's playing this weekend again or something. It's 3 fucking hours long, I can't stay up until 1 watching this shit. I have a job

>Two servings of beef and corn
>A third of a fucking pie

Jesus. How do you get to this state?

>>40720257
I think it's less than that, the tv I'm using said 3 hours at 10:00pm but some show about skin removal was on and that was an hour by itself

>>40713463
yeah actually that's a good observation. given what's shown, what in the flaming fock is going on under the pixelation?

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>>40718244
them global issues tho

>>40719126
The "eyes" of the face of the armour aren't the real eyeholes. The eyeholes are the two diagonal slits at the top of the neck.

>>40718811
P Y O N G Y A N G

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>>40719975
Well, thats worth a upload

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>>40718244
>bowl of rice and tofu
This kind of rice?

>>40720401
what does pyongyang have to do with anything?
>I just read a book about North Korean prison camps
ask me anything

>>40718712
Is she trying or "trying"?

>>40714386
Depends where you are, the ocean is pretty far for me

>>40720450
She's "trying".

All you need to say is simply 'Yes' or 'No'; anything beyond this comes from the evil one.

This is by far the most disturbing thing i've seen in a while

>>40715807
Mirin bulk

>>40720442
H A R A R E

>>40715807
>This guy had 2 wifes while you need to literally pay women to touch your dick

Why live

>>40718712
Do or do not; there is no try

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>AHHHHHHH *Screams of pain* AAAAAAAAAAA
>Hey How Ya'll Doin
gets me everytime, he is getting angrier and more philosophic every episode.

>>40719975
POP OFF JAMES!

>>40720510
>H A R A R E
oh it's the london meme, what does that mean anyways? Nobody has explained it for the year i've lurked

>>40720553
D E T R O I T

>>40719939
Everyone dies someday. desu I have no goddamn clue how life insurance is profitable. They must invest it really well.

>>40719796

there's nothing more disgusting about big women than their calves and upper arms that are bigger than my thighs.

such shit fat distribution.

>>40720553
H O N O L U L U

>>40719975
POP OFF JAMES

>>40718403
I dont get it. I'm eating around 2k a day and have lost 10 pounds in 2 weeks. 6'2 220 down to 210. Are you lifting?

his legs look even worse what the fuck

>>40720537
Laughed so hard my chest hurt.

>>40720553
N ' D J A M E N A

>>40720553
I thought the meme was you shout L O N D O N anytime something non-imperial was posted, especially if it's a girl

>>40720553

N I G G E R I A

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>>40719975
>AH MAH LEGS!
fucking kek.

>>40720553
>>40720662

once upon a time, a grill posted a pic on /fit/ and some briton replied with "pls be in london". this was widely emulated/reposted. eventually, one autist among us invented the concept of

L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N

, and a prolific meme was born

>>40719216
Pandoras Thigh

>>40719223
The only chance she had was running the fuck away. Sad!

>>40718442
>take your blood pressure and get your chilesterol and shit, look at what a high bp does to your heart and arteries, think about why you want to live, and commit to change
Tfw was a sedentary fatass with healthy cholesterol levels, blood pressure, and resting heart rate. Gramps was a smoker with diabetes and still lived to 94.

I'm down 30 lbs but I'm doing it for my knees.

Everyone has to find their own inspiration.

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>>40715532

>>40719126
The eyes that he sees through in his armor aren't even connected to headpiece of the helmet. They're actually attached to the fat-neck-chin thing on the bottom.

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>>40720170
It really isn't. American education has been declining in quality since Nixon, when the govt cut more and more funding to schools. The federalist system allows backwards states like Florida and Texas to try and remove things like slavery from textbooks (look it up), and for Kansas to try to deny fucking evolution lol. Not to mention the damage done to colleges.

>>40718572

Math is awesome.

>>40720828
>supporting public school

look at this commie faggot and laugh

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>>40720828
Lemme guess, were you feeling the bern?

>>40719975
POP OFF JAMES

>>40720890
trump himself is saying public schools are failing

>>40720828
>pretends to care about dem poor uneducated people
>calls whole swaths of American territory "backwards".
Can liberals at least pretend to care about people? Seems like all you give a fuck about are niggers, fat people, and immigrants. Fuck everyone else tho amiright?

>>40719867
god speed.
I need this show in my life

>>40720898
we need mo money for dem schoolz.
we need free college n sheit gotta get dem po' minorities educated
feel the boin, no refunds!

>>40711433
Oh god looking at that photo just makes me sad and almost want to vomit. I eat a lot but I can not scarf down a entire box of pizza. Let alone 4.

>>40720930
Last Friday I said fuck it and tried an entire pizza. Four slices in and I couldn't anymore. How they do it is beyond me.

>>40719975
POP OFF JAMES

>>40715898
Because we're all black paki muslims.

>>40720926
stop spending all day on /pol/

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>>40720949
>implying I even browse /pol/
That place went to shit years ago. I don't need to browse anime imageboards to know minorities and their bernout apologists are retarded.

>>40719975
POP OFF JAMES!

>>40711233
>LETS GET IT ON!
Biased big john

>>40719984
The fuck are you talking about? Airing this shit is a public service. People need to see what awaits them if they give in to HAES.

>>40720642
You're either shorter, eating more lean protein or just a lucky fuck.

>>40719975
>>40719975
POP OFF JAMES

>>40720642
if it's your first couple weeks of losing your weight drops rapidly and then peters out

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>>40720926
>>40720880
Assuming you're both from America (or at least have some grasp of our education system), are you against public education or just trolling?

Public education a cornerstone of a flourishing nation, and even though it could be improved upon, public access gives us a baseline of literacy that was unfathomable like 100yrs ago, but seriously please red pill if people feel this is wrong. I've never thought that people could be against public education or see it as a burden, so my curiosity is sparked

>>40721122
The poors obviously need to be kept illiterate and stupid so they will work shit jobs for no money and buy all of the bullshit the rich politicians sell them. Duh.
>2017
>Allowing your underclass to have a way out of poverty

>>40721122
>are you against public education
Yes.
>Public education a cornerstone of a flourishing nation
Nihilism and passivity are also cornerstones of flourishing nations, doesn't mean they're good.

Europoors don't understand why Americans are so against socialist programs like public education, welfare, and so on. In America socialist programs are another name for "take money away from white people and give it to brown people and also have the government force you and your kids to live around brown people".
It's more about wanting to starve out "the other", or at least not wanting to contribute to them. It's why so many southerners keep voting against more school funding, because school funding actually means bussing in nigger kids to your nice white schools to "elevate" them. But then all of this money does no good since niggers can't learn and your kids suffer since schools will not punish them because "raysism".
It ends in suffering and an extreme waste of money.

And then you fucking Europoors and yanks try to deride us for not having good schools and for being so intolerant. And then you blame the lack of "education" on "them dum rednecks xD" instead of niggers being niggers. Fuck off.

Maybe we can have well funded public schools if they actually helped, but now it's basically a money sink for minority daycare programs.

>>40720926

notanargument.jpg

I don't have cable and this is the worst feeling ever. It's like having to stay in at recess and watch all your friends play out the window and have fun.

And it's still not on pirate bay.

Is there a stream? Anyone?

>>40721186
So what I'm getting is you're against public schools cause blacks use them and anything that'd help a black, even if it'd help some poor white kid too, you're against.

K.

>>40721141
American IQ is dropping and it's not because of "lack of school funding".
It's importing millions of underclass dumb people from the third world (who liberals pretend to care about)
Forcing their children into formerly white places and then lowering the standards of education to accommodate the subhumans, all while spending shitloads of money on ways to stop their disruptive behaviors but not really doing anything to fix it since it would be racist.
So you're basically forcing decent white kids to lower their ceiling of education on top of causing them undue stress by being in close proximity to hostile non-whites.

But we need mo' funding! We need mo' inclusion! Why can't white people just stop being so dum and raysis!
Liberals are so fucking stupid when it comes to this shit. You ignore every reasonable explanation and solution and your only answer to any problem is "throw more money at it". Money runs out, and the problem keeps persisting, and new problems arise. Then you call everyone else dumb.

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>>40714765
Turns out she lost the weight

>>40720047
High Pitch Eric

>>40721339
So what I'm getting at is that you're a white person who doesn't live around many minorities and when people who do live around them say that it's a problem you snidely condescend to them and pretend like their problems don't real?

>even if it'd help some poor white kid too
It doesn't. A poor white kid would be better off being homeschooled or put into an apprenticeship than to be corralled with a bunch of niggers for 8 hours a day learning common core and that history started with colonialism and white people are evil.

You seriously trust the government to "educate" your children with all of the bullshit they are peddling? I bet you'd be the first to complain about how the government is bought out by corporations and the 1% and all politicians are evil, and yet you demand these same institutions to educate, I mean, indoctrinate, your children? Fucking lol. But it's worth it to you because omg what if some kid in Alabama doesn't learn about how evil white slavers were!

>>40721186
>Nihilism and passity are also cornerstones of florishing nations
No they're not. Most cultures (especailly America) have their cultures ingrained with religion and wouldn't be the same them. Nihilism could be good for the pulbic's sense of productivity (Germany), but alot of time it holds a nation back and leaves the citizens with a confused sense of history(China, North Korea, etc)


>take money away from white people and give it to brown people
White people uses pubilic schools too and school taxes are usually collected locally and/or by state so how would that be taking from the "white" and giving to the "brown" unless those people live in that area. I was taught my basic knowledge from public schools and I assume you were too unless your parents had the money for a better private school, which is a great example of Capitalism at play

>starve out "the other"
That's actually pretty messed up that some people see that way as all working americas pay taxes and no matter how much one dismiss it, white amercan and black americans are both true american, so snuffing one out would only hurt the country as a whole

>southerners keep voting against more school funding
That's why a lot of southern states have a big problem with illiteracy. Is it a good thing to keep yyour children uneducated for the sake of keeping others uneducated?

Lot's more to say but fingers hurt ᵔᴥᵔ
Thanks for the red pill

>>40719975
POP OFF JAMES

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>>40720880
>>40720890

Do you enjoy your public roads? Your sidewalks? What about your national defense? Your social security? How about your disability for when you're legitimately injured on the job?

Are you both actually so fucking dense that you don't understand some things need to be supported, provided, and standardized by the national government? Education is one of those things. Check out rankings for American students compared to any other (more "socially democratic") modernized nation and all the signs point to us slipping further and further behind.

>>40720908
Because entire swaths of American territory are backwards. They are literally self-destructive in that they actively petition and vote to defund the very things they need. The bible belt is in desperate need of more school funding, immigration, and other "globalist" or "modern" elements, but they avoid these things. No wonder suicide rates in rural America have gone up. No wonder all the best and brightest have left that regressive shithole for a brighter future.

Blacks in the inner city are even fucking worse. They actively bully each other out of school, engage in a disgustingly disproportionate amount of crime, and end up putting THEMSELVES in the losing position, just like whites in rural America. They do it in different ways, but both are completely fucking stupid.

You need education to get people out of that position. Get your wrinkle republican senator's scrotum out of your mouth and open your eyes.

>>40721416
nah I'm a dirty spic that has lived around minorities and went through public schooling with them.

Idk about trusting the government but I certainly trust a teacher than any homeschooling, especially in the sciences.

Either way I get your point now. You just don't like minorities and public schooling educates minorities so fuck that shit. In fact any public program could benefit a minority at some point so fuck most of them. Fuck public roads. I heard blacks use those to drive around listening to rap music.

Anyway back to fatties.

>>40721446
>That's actually pretty messed up that some people see that way
It is the honest truth, and it's how multi-racial socities function. All liberals ever have to respond to this is "oh how unfortunate, I wish it weren't so!" But it is so, and that's how people are. So you deal with reality instead of wishing for your worldview to be true.
>as all working americas pay taxes and no matter how much one dismiss it,
Whites are the only racial group contributing more than they get. You can understand why white Americans think that their money is being taken from their group and given to "the other". Asians might be an outlier, but they're too small a minority to even matter.
>white amercan and black americans are both true american,
That is not how they see it. Blacks have not integrated into American culture and see themselves as victims to white oppression. They see their history completely differently to your average white American, and it's based on resentment. They are born here but they are completely separate socially.
>so snuffing one out would only hurt the country as a whole
Getting rid of blacks would actually improve the country. Socially and economically.
>That's why a lot of southern states have a big problem with illiteracy
Because of their black population. Not because of "lack of school funding".

Now do you have an actual solution to these problems other than "stop being racist" and "we need more money for dem programs"?

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>>40721416
>A poor white kid would be better off being homeschooled or put into an apprenticeship
>You seriously trust the government to "educate" your children
>The government is bought out by corporations and the 1% and all politicians are evil

Sir, I think you're hick is showing.

Also stop assuming who an anon is just by a fucking post, dumbcuck

>>40720553
S A S K A T O O N

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>>40721484
>Do you enjoy your public roads? Your sidewalks? What about your national defense? Your social security? How about your disability for when you're legitimately injured on the job?
And we had all of these things before common core. We had all of these things when schools were segregated, too, and we were much better off.

>Because entire swaths of American territory are backwards
Entire races in American society are backwards. But somehow it's more reasonable for you to believe that some magic dirt on the bible belt made everyone living there stupid and "vote against their interests"?

>Blacks in the inner city are even fucking worse
And yet inner city blacks get even more school funding... but that's weird cos I thought mo' money meant mo' progress n sheit!

>You need education to get people out of that position
You can't educate lesser beings into civilized society anon. There is a real roadblock there. If blacks were capable of creating western civilization Africa wouldn't be such a shithole. But they don't have mo' money tho, and colonialism? sheit.

>Get your wrinkle republican senator's scrotum out of your mouth and open your eyes.
>implying I don't loathe and detest evangelical neocon boomer "conservative" parasites even more that you idiotic liberals

>>40721521
>I think you're hick is showing.
>you're

I don't see anything wrong about what I said. Western civilization has accomplished great things, even thousands of years ago before multiracialism and welfare was even a thing, and any semblance of it was a flea compared to the behemoth we have now. But we're gonna lose all of our progress because people don't want to throw money at government schools?

Maybe we should stop dragging our heels to help people who can't really be helped? Maybe we should just cut the fat and move on. I honestly don't think "saving" the negro race from itself is worth everything we lose doing so. We should just go back to being segregated. Both whites and blacks are happier when they are separated.

>>40719128
No, but on Fat Doctor someone actually died due to complications after surgery. I don't think he ever woke up. Bummer too, because they took off like 70lbs of fat at the same time. His like would have been way different. His mom said "air it anyway, it's what he would have wanted"

Anywhere got this up yet?

Been waiting for OW MUH LEG kino for weeks now.

>>40711233
What's with the blur? there's nothing you can see there.

>>40711233
>>>40721484
>>Do you enjoy your public roads? Your sidewalks? What about your national defense? Your social security? How about your disability for when you're legitimately injured on the job?
>And we had all of these things before common core. We had all of these things when schools were segregated, too, and we were much better off.
>
>>Because entire swaths of American territory are backwards
>Entire races in American society are backwards. But somehow it's more reasonable for you to believe that some magic dirt on the bible belt made everyone living there stupid and "vote against their interests"?
>
>>Blacks in the inner city are even fucking worse
>And yet inner city blacks get even more school funding... but that's weird cos I thought mo' money meant mo' progress n sheit!
>
>>You need education to get people out of that position
>You can't educate lesser beings into civilized society anon. There is a real roadblock there. If blacks were capable of creating western civilization Africa wouldn't be such a shithole. But they don't have mo' money tho, and colonialism? sheit.
>
>>Get your wrinkle republican senator's scrotum out of your mouth and open your eyes.
>>implying I don't loathe and detest evangelical neocon boomer "conservative" parasites even more that you idiotic liberals

The problem is liberals can't fathom a solution that isn't government. They can't understand tyrone won't magically become a good student if he is redistributed to a rich private school but still had a broken family and no value in education.

>>40715730

Thanks a lot, anon!

>>40721691
>They can't understand tyrone won't magically become a good student if he is redistributed to a rich private school
It's even worse. They keep niggering it up and make the people they're around worse. The school board lowers the school standards to help the nigger population "keep up", the teachers let them slide with minimal effort, the administrators will absolutely never punish them in fears they will be called racist, causing there to be literal physical disruptions to education to other students.
It just ends in a horrible mess but it's worth it to liberals because making the entire country suffer to marginally uplift a few blacks is justified.
One of my friends went to a rich private school. There were two black brothers who went one year since they got government vouchers. One dropped out and the other was literally shot by his nigger father. Both were extremely disruptive but were tolerated since you can't hurt black feelings.

I want to know why it is worth it to liberals. They just cannot preform and function at the level whites do. What is the justification? There is none. only "love" and "being a good person". Well a lot of white people are tired of suffering so they can fulfill some sort of abstract moral obligation only people who don't live around negros proclaim.

>>40721691
>he problem is liberals can't fathom a solution that isn't government
Because they're are insulated rich kids who never have any real problems so the only way they know how to deal with other people's complaints is through deferring to authority?

>>40721691
That's they key. It starts with strong family values.

Schools aren't meant to parent kids. Liberals think otherwise.

>>40720571
The less likely you are to die when you sign up, the higher the potential payouts are. If you're healthy and 19, they'll give you a high as fuck payout at low cost assuming you'll pay them money for like 50 years or so on average.
A lot of people kick it or cancel their life insurance at some point too, which cancels your policy but doesn't get you a refund. Plus, there's tons of shit they can do to keep your family collecting, and they usually end up in court over it.
Long story short, mutual funds and IRAs dude, don't fuck with any insurance.

>>40720537

This man is a SAINT

On those days I consider skipping cardio day I tune in to the FPH thread and kill that plan to skip.

Thanks.

>>40721535
P I L E O F B O N E S

>>40719128
>fake tits
>nose job
>trophy wife
>daughter of a trophy wife
>brother is a guido roider
>gets pumped and dumped, shows off baby with new boyfriend on social media
>sells tea and protein power on instagram for a living

God I fucking hate my city

>>40719975
POP OFF JAMES!

>>40721377
>lose all that weight
>still look like a 2/10

wew lad

>>40714765
"In 2008, Rosales was charged with murdering her sister Jamie's son. She was accused of falling on the toddler and crushing him under her bed. The case earned her the nickname "half-ton killer."

>>40723282
she was acquitted. her sister was an abusive piece of shit and beat her son to death.

>>40719975
pop off james

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>>40715532
i can feel the pain

>>40720729
>once upon a time, a grill posted a pic on /fit/
>a grill

It wasn't a girl m8, thats why it was so funny

>>40719975
POP OFF JAMES

I missed it. Where can I watch it now?

>>40713759
holy fuck the face on the guy closest to the camera for the last few seconds

how have i missed this?

>>40723437
Amazon.

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>>40711233

What happened to his fucking legs?
What the actual fuck?
Fucking disgusting.

>>40719975
when did the tlc stop being about actually learning shit?
i mean i havent watched tv since i was 10 or so.

>>40723387
kek, just noticed the velcro straps

>>40723521
Skin can only stretch so much before giving up + bed sores + diabetes-induced necrosis + clogged arteries and poor blood circulation