I'm Buried Underneath the Bench Press

how has the bar not rolled?

>>40709609
It's stuck on my upper chest/neck area and is stuck. Someone just walked in but didn't see me, rip.

Post a selfie.. and stats

>>40709627
just let it go, it's a good excuse to end your misery and not hurt your family

>>40709631
This

Move your body so one side of the weight falls on the ground and you can fall on the floor. It'll be uncomfortable but it's better than death.

>>40709602
Have you tried lifting it

>>40709641
There's no use, I've been stuck here for 10 minutes now. There's no escape. What religion should I convert to? I was thinking Christianity but then again Islam is the most known religion. You know what, I might just go old fashioned Jewish.

I ACCEPT YOU INTO MY LIFE YAHWEH! OH YASHUA MY LORD AND SAVIOUR ACCEPT A SINNER LIKE ME.

The man just got off the treadmill, took 1 look at me and then neighed like a horse and trotted off. I'm going to die here surely.

>>40709602
>>40709631
This isn't real but if it was and you posted a selfie while pinned under the bar it would be the greatest thread of all time.

>>40709678
You should have made a couple of staged photos to get this thread going. Nice idea, whacky implementation. 5/10 op

>>40709704
That's not a bad idea, next time then. I suck at trolling :(

>>40709679
Well done moron.

>>40709679
Thanks beautiful ;) I'm still stuck here by the way

pic or sage

RIP in peace OP
1889-1945

>>40709602
Make it roll until it gets on your knees and then on the ground.

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>>40711891
kek

>>40709602
It's just like that Blue Mountain State episode

>>40711891
He was born a hundred years before me, mein fuhrer, mein liebe.

Just tilt, you fuck boi.

>>40709676
This. You need some kind of protein income first. I'd suggest you try to cum in your mouth.

>>40709602
>slowly dying from being crushed by weight
>enough strength to make a thread on /fit/
Godspeed OP

>>40709602
just turn the bar so one side lands on the floor an roll out you retard

>>40709602
Are you posting this from your phone? Call 911 if you can't signal anyone or free yourself without getting hurt.

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>>40712236
I think the shame might kill him instead of the bar if he actually called 911 and made a scene like that

>>40709602
can confirm, I was gym

How do you manage to be this dumb

>>40712236
Better to call the qt receptionist and say you need help.

>>40712289
He threw all his coins at the treadmill guy. He's got nothing to tip the receptionist with anymore newfag

>>40710123
?? you are an rtard 16 year old thats all