MATURE LADIES AT GYM

>>40709521
flex a 'ceps and ask 'deal or no deal?'

>>40709521
compliment her back. escalate a bit by touching her more while you talk (not grabbing her ass just touch her arm or thigh if you're sitting). see how she reacts - if she is comfortable escalate further. invite her to workout in a park or something or to have coffee or whatever because you're obviously not gonna fuck her in the gym.

>>40709521

Shes only 48? She looks mid 60's

>>40709521
>Women
>mature
kek

>>40709521
someone post the screencap of a guy fucking a disgusting milf and his brother seeing it, quick!

>>40709521
Just slip her a note with ur number and put "Call me if you want a young stud for a night"

Be cool about it

I don't think you can make her your gf though, nor should you want that in the first place

>>40709593
Curious about this.

>>40709613
>Call me if you want a young stud for a night
Lol no. Ask her out for coffee, OP.

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>>40709643
>>40709552
>Paying $5 for take away coffee

i pay $5 for a freeze dried tub which i can make 45 coffees out of

>>40709521
Do not gf her, talking out of experience. Everything else is free game though

>>40709653
>talking out of experience.

What experience you fat ugly cunt

>>40709650
What coffee is that? Curious, trying to optimize my sips.

>>40709593
cmon, someone must have it, the brother texts him, saying 'proud of you'

>>40709660
Gf'ing a girl twice my age.
Emotional baggage is the main concern, which by OP description will also be his (divorced, kids and probably some jealous ex)

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There was this really hot 40yo where I used to work as a technician, we really got along well and always had a good laugh together. Asked her if she was interested in going out with me but she said that she didn't want to be a cougar. Feels bad man.

>>40709732
I know the post you mean but didn't save it because it disgusted me.
>tfw I'm a jankety jankster and therefore need not holla

>>40709521
Jesus, have some fucking standards mate.

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>>40709593
>>40709732

>>40709764
Yeah I meant what experience as in you never had that experience lying cunt

>>40709784
my nigra!

>>40709784
not bad looking desu

>Shes on the right

>>40709843
I don't know man. She looks like she'd smell like menthols and magazine perfume samples.
To each his own though anon, as long as I don't have to fuck her I don't care.

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>>40709664
>What coffee is that?
Instant coffee like pic related, but I go for cheaper ones.

>>40709521
one on the left is hotter.

If you really want to smash, just ask for her number and say it exactly like this, before you leave the gym. You have to leave after this conversation, because it could get awkward for both of you, so create distance after she replies:

>"Hey. Do you want to see me,
>outside of the gym I mean?"
>"Here is my number, call me if you're interested."

It's very simple and direct. She would be extremely flattered and probably reject you, but go home and masturbate to you as a fantasy, then 1 or 2 weeks go by and she will want your dick 100%. All of those days thinking about you, your body, fucking her, rubbing up on each other, and her fantasy builds and builds and builds until you're always on her mind.

You'll get a late night message, maybe she'll start sending you sexy photos, you send her photos back, it escalates, now you've got a milf sex hookup.

If she is not interested sexually at all, no harm done. Just go back to chatting with her like normal and make cheeky playful comments about how young she looks and how she should be dating someone young who can show her a good time like you, etc. Just tease her but don't be overly aggressive, because you made your intentions clear, and she wasn't down for it.

If she is single and looks that good, you can 100% bet she's taking some dick on the side, so she isn't anywhere near as thirsty as you are, so don't come off as desperate.

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>>40709521
> fucking any woman over 30

Is like you wanna catch an std on purpose, might as well go to one of her swingers orgy party and take the whole battery of them.

Herpes and hepatitis c ain't so bad after 40

Idk that's kind of weird. I doubt she would go for an 18 year old, they're too immature.

>>40709788
Ok

>>40709552
My nigga, this is my strategy for every girl desu

>>40709966
50%+ of all girls have herpes anyway.

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>>40709613
A U T I S M
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>>40710250
>50%+ of all girls have herpes anyway.

Who name you the cdc, most people have hsv1 only a quarter of the us population has hsv2.

Most of those are woman is true but they usually get it pass the 30 year mark.

If you're fucking niggers and old hags you deserve it

>>40709546

it wont catch on you autistic faggot, try the next "meme".

>>40709546
I just lold and now people looking at me

She is not going to sleep with you a) you're a child b) she's too self-conscious, hence her being in the gym at 48. Also you should kill yourself.

I've banged 4 milfs in the past few months almost entirely from my gym. I'm 24 and in college, I have an ottermode body but good face and style. Here's what works for me, keep in mind you obviously need to be on a somewhat friendly level already of saying hello, how are you, and making small talk already.

>Directly compliment her and gauge her response
>If she seems interested, move to more sexual compliments like how good her butt/hamstrings/core/chest look, but don't sound like a pervert unless you think she's already down
>Work out with her a little bit and spot her without her asking, obviously this doesn't work if she is on machine but a lot of the older chicks at my gym squat or do other BB exercises
>When spotting don't rub your cock up against her
>But do try to make physical contact with her when acceptable
>Give high fives and hugs for accomplishments
>Ask to get food after workout or tell her you have food at your apartment

Generally if you can get them to go with you from the gym, you are all set. When they get to my apartment I usually offer some pot or ask them if they want to take a shower

/fit/ idk really where to go so i thought i'd post here.

I'm a 19 year old high test (yea checked and everything), natural abs, thicc forearm+thigh due to rugby/other athletic training since young age. Has fucked a couple of chicks (mostly cheerleaders)
However i have a HUGE problem which is inability to eat pussy.
I mean if its a nice, tight pink young pussy then i guess i COULD MAYBE try. But pretty much every girl i've hooked up with have shit looking pussy with amazon tier hair and flabs poking our like some kind of fucked up montreal smoked meat.
I'm at the point where i've called off things happening between me and an actual qts as soon as she takes off her panties.
At this point i'd rather suck a nice, clean dick than a slimy vagina even though i'm not gay.
How do i fix this problem /fit/?

There's a mature negress in my gym. That's the only mature negress I've ever seen in my entire life. I see like 1 nigger per month and they are all 20-30yo males.
Wierd.

>>40711845
By accepting your homosexuality.

>>40711845

traps don't have pussies

>>40710658
No source or citation needed. I totally believe you too.

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>studying at a hospital to become a paramedic
>Get invited to go out to eat, drink and do some bowling with some of the nurses and doctors
>When we are done eating and bowling we head to a night club
>Everyone already a bit tipsy at this point
>Start talking and dancing with one of the nurses
>I am 22 and it turns out she is 37
>Think whatever she is hot and seems interested
>After a while she takes my hand and out it on her ass and starts kissing me
>After some more kissing and feeling her up she seems to change her mind a bit
>Turns out she has a husband and children bat home
>We both agreed that it was a bad idea to take it any further
>We talk the rest of the night until she has to leave
Kisses me Goodbye give me a really longing stare as she leaves
>I go home shortly after

Now I have to go back and study at the hospital in a couple of weeks and i am going to be studying where she works.
Should I see where it leads or just close it there and keep it at friendly chatting?
I would hate to maybe break up a family or something like that. But on the other hand she was really beautiful, nice and seemed really interested.
What do i do /fit/?

At what calorie deficit should i eat if i am looking to drop down 5-6 pounds?

>>40709521
>and make her my girlfriend
I never got the whole milf thing but this is proper retarded. You don't girlfriend someone like that almost ever, definitely not at 18.

>>40712008
It's not worth the drama. Just move on.

This is tantamount to and maybe a little worse than sticking your dick in crazy.

I was 18 and a 40 year old milf started hitting on me fast forward she invites .e to thr brach with he and her friend wind up fuxmcking her on the same room as her friends

>>40711845
Hey /r9k/.

>>40712104
Yeah that's what i thought. I just hope it won't be too awkward at this point

>>40709650
>i pay $5 for a freeze dried tub which i can make 45 coffees out of
I drink freeze dried but it's fucking shit. Especially super cheap just to warn you (>>40709882 is certainly not super cheap). Fresh coffee is just superior.

>>40712008
Stop making decisions with your dick. Don't do it dumbass, shows how lazy you are when pussy hunting.

>>40709552
>invite her to workout in a park

>>40712008
>What do i do /fit/?

leave it alone and forget it ever happened

>t what calorie deficit should i eat if i am looking to drop down 5-6 pounds?

thats nto much. I've got a similar amount to lose before summer and I plan on just beign hungry and getting extra protein until my abs are back. I dont' count cals unless I need to sustain a cut for a while.

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>>40712008
Take it from me... At 30 and all hints of my teen years gone.

You don't wanna be that guy masturbating to your platonic love thinking what could of be.

If you have the chance cum inside her and pump her full of plan b pills, that will be a much better memory that what could of been, pump and dump, don't give her hopes of a relationshIp and.

1 don't give a fuck about the cuck, if the papers were reverse he'll definitely be pumping your girl given the chance

2 she's already half way if not already cucking the guy, in today's age trying to maintain a relation is as feasible as trying to win the lottery is just a matter of finding the willing cock

>>40709773
And you believed her ?

>taking calculus
>really good looking and fit 40 year old teacher
>runs every day to stay in shape
>talks about her teen kids and husband often in class
>had a c-section for both her kids
>best fuck of my life

The idea I was fucking someones mom and wife made me so damn hard. She was in to some degenerate/depraved shit too, like she was trying to relive her teen years. Wish I recorded it desu.

>>40711605
kys yourself redditor

>>40709784
>I think I can feel her organs

>>40711845
Youre a homo harry

LOL she likely has kids older then you little guy but whatever floats your boat.

>>40709521
left looks like a scat pornstar but i cant remember her name

>>40709552
>invite her to workout in a park
The fuck? Don't do this lmao

>>40709843
Women are well known for posting representative photos of themselves and not cherry-picking through thousands of photos to find the most flattering angle/lighting/face combination.

>>40712008
Nurses are batshit crazy 100% of the time, so no don't do it, retard.

>>40711888
>I see like 1 nigger per month
What's it like in utopia? Is jesus there?

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>>40711605
Why weren't they mirin' your physique before you even made a sound?

True story /fit/

>be me doing muh deadlifts around 8pm
>hot MILF sees me repping 390, "wow how much weight is that?"
>"umm 390 heh"
>Shoot the shit, she's 33 with 2 young kids and a husband
>See her a few more times at the gym, heavy flirting
>Eventually she invites me back to her place one night
>What the hell why not
>Go upstairs with her, kids are sleeping, nobody else there
>phew.jpg
>No condoms, uh oh
>She's taken everything off besides a tight top
>boner now in charge
>Raw dog her
>She goes on top and takes off her top, big natural tits
>creampie dat pussy
>This goes on for a few months
>MILF invites me back one day, tells me she's pregnant and its mine
>OH FUCK
>In a panic I look around
>see pictures of her with hubby and kids
>FUCK FUCK FUCK
>See mirror
>Look back at pics
>I am the husband
>Kids are my kids
>Gym is my garage gym
>House is my house
>Few months later have 3rd baby, a boy, continue living satisfying life
>everything went better than expected

>>40714911
good to hear friend

>>40709552
>not gonna fuck her in the gym
that's where you're wrong kiddo

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>>40712790
>kill yourself yourself

>>40712457
Is she beautiful? Give us a photo pls

>>40709521
>make her my girlfriend how do i do this?
The first part, maybe. The 2nd part? No

The owner of my gym is a fucking hot milf, she has an amazing body with a colossal ass and thick thighs honed to perfection and uses clothing so tight that you can almost the see the outlines of her butthole. She's really flirty and nice and has a decent face for someone her age(doesn't looks like a raisin).

I have a big fetish for milfs, but I think going for women older than 40 is groace though, cut off age should be 44 at best, unless you want to end like >>40709784

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>>40714911

>>40715337

>being this new

>>40714911
Hehe

>>40714911
lol

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>>40714911

>>40711845
Then just don't eat pussy
Only betas do that shit anyway.
You're the man; you set the rules

>>40715791

virgin detected. eating pussy is lovely. revel in the power your tongue has over her.

>>40716150
enjoy ur mouth cancer fag

>>40714911
lmao

>>40714911
I'm smiling like a fucking cretin now
T.married with a kid

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>>40709546
>and ask 'deal or no deal?'
You'll sound like a massive banker m8.

>>40714911
Vanilla is the spice of life.

>>40709773
When she says 'I don't want to be a cougar', why don't you say: 'And I don't wanna be a cub. I DO want to be a guy going on a date with a beautiful woman. So how about it?'

You should only stop trying if asking once more becomes creepy or desperate.

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>>40714911
My heart started going faster.

>>40712008
You always regret what you don't do.

>>40709521
Kind of sad how we live in an age where 18 year old are EXCITED over the prospect of dating a 48 year old hag because women their own age absolutely despise guys who aren't 6'3" male models or black.

>>40717835
That's becasue young women can be choosy while older women appreacite anyone that's interessted in them.

>>40718262
And then you make a fake 60 year old woman online dating account and realise that they still have ARMIES of guys 30 years younger fighting for them.

>>40709774
>>tfw I'm a jankety jankster and therefore need not holla
I hadn't seen the screenshot when I saw this post the first time, I'm dying

>>40718326
>60 year old woman
That's a bit of projection, it's true women will always have more options to chose but older women still get less atention than young whores so you have higher chance with them.

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>i want to not only fuck, but also gf, an old haggard roastie whore with a gapping vag and/or hideous scars

>>40712008

>Took me less than a second notice the burned out car is a Saab 9-5

Am I autism

>>40710250
>50%+ of all nigresses have herpes anyway.
ftfy

>>40709562
I feel sorry for you. Not really tho

>>40715791
it boggles my mind that there are guys out there that don't enjoy the smell and taste of pussy. i love going down on girls so much. you sound like a faggot.

>>40717220
stop normalizing islam. this picture will stop being funny to you after a few years of watching them cut your childrens heads off, and stoning your family to death. it's going to happen and you will know what your family's innards look like.

>>40712310
>>40717691
only good advice

never and I mean NEVER listen to/take any advice from the """redpilled""" incels lurking in the shadows, they're only reflecting their insecurities and betaness on you

>"don't do it muh morale muh drama!!1"

this is the people who think of themselves as the cucked husband

>>40712008
You in Ontario bruv? I'm currently doing clinical in southern Ontario and have heard a story similar to yours at school. Humber reporting in.

>>40716420
underrated

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>>40712008
>At what calorie deficit should i eat if i am looking to drop down 5-6 pounds?
I can't believe nobody's touched this yet

You pretty much always want to cut at -500. Any more of a deficit and you are malnourishing yourself, any less and it takes forever to see any results. you should lose about a lb a week. whther that's fat or muscle depends on your diet and activity level.

>>40714911
Reminds me of the story where the guy runs from this pregnant slut and ends up calling OP his son. That one was funnier desu.

>>40711845
>/fit/

>>40719272
>getting this triggered

Soon brother

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>>40709521
Where in Germany are you Anon!
Bitte

>>40717174
This is actually good advice. If ever an older lady is insecure about cougaring I'm gonna steal this line.

>>40712008
fuck man... sorry but you are just on low beta.
She wanted to get fucked.
I dont think that yu can do it (fuck her).
But i hope you will. Good luck, if you want something, go and get it!

>>40715647
A photo?

>>40709521
Left, yes. Right, no.

>>40719272
>no fun allowed