"Hey, anon! Mind if I work in for a couple sets?"

>>40708434
Sure you can.

>>40708434
No. It's 7am and the gym is empty, go work out somewhere else.

>>40708434
How about you work on this *unzips dick*

>>40708434
*unzips 'cep*
No, but how's this for a start?

>>40708434
k

>>40708434
What are you doing in my house? I don't even have a home gym.

You can w-work some s-sets on my p-penis.

>>40708476
Underrated

>>40708434

I am the game and I make the rules.
So move on out here and die like a fool.

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Ever since I started browsing /fit/ I keep seeing these threads and realizing that my social anxiety is so bad that if I were ever in that situation with a girl that attractive I would fold, literally drop spaghetti every which way. I'm so terrified of contact with females that if a cute girl were to accidentally taken my machine I would just go do another machine. Worst part is, ive been this way all the way through school. Kissed a girl in like the 2nd grade but still to this say remain a virgin at 20. I try to overcome my fear of girls but I just mentally cant imagine the shear anxiety that would come over me the second I try to speak, then just stuttering and making myself look like an autistic retard. The thought of trying to carry on a conversation makes me feel sick to my stomach. If I continue this way I dont know how long I could live to see my virginless life wither away like the pathetic pussy i am. Thanks /fit/

H-how do you know my name?!

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>>40708529

"Just b urself anon!"

>>40708529

mate, you are not your car, you are not your job, you are not how many girls you fucked.

Unless you're chad, then it's all about how many BITCHES U FUCKD AMIRITE BOYS? WHO WANTS PINTS?

>>40708529
> machines

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>>40708529

fucking pathetic

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>>40708434
>mfw

>>40708434
you just have to tell me how you got your body so tight, my gf always complains about her diet and going to the gym.

winkyface.

be fucking her 10mins later in the showers.

>>40708529
i used to be like you.

then i did this >>40708564

now i have gf, and 9 notches in my belt

>>40708529
i used to be like you but then i got an needle in my bum

>>40708434
how about you work on this DICKHOLE *blocks your path* heh...u feelin fit baby *flexes 'cep at u* LONDONDNDODN NRRRAAAAAPPP hmmm yes my dear....quite delicious FOR YOU xddddddd benis in vagoo 6969 *berries dick in your vadjge so deep that whoms'the'th'd'th'ehto'ehsoever pulls it out is crowned king arthur* WEEEOOOWWWEEEEEOOOEEEOOO >lunges>ids bregfast BAZIINNGAAAAA POOPPIEE YUMYUMMM

>>40708529
>go to water fountain while doing leg press
>small blonde attractive girl starts taking off my plates
>asks for my help and I help
>adjusting the bench height
>I give her blank look and say "I'm still using it"
>she says ok and goes off to another machine
>I put the plates back and readjust the bench
she was conventionally attractive but I just don't feel anything anymore, I'm not interest in most people. I tried being more sociable with the staff at the new gym but two days later it feels like a chore. I just want to lift in silence

>>40708712
>and I help

you helped her take off the plates which you then put back? autism

>>40708648
spotted the virgin

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>>40708722
yes. I thought she was gonna work in and we would put and take plates each set but then I realised that also changing the bench height every set would be too much work so I assumed she thought I was finished. glad I said it soon enough.
I am a being of autism

>>40708667

Are steroids worth it? Will I be more confident?

>>40708434
Yes
You probly bench lmao1plate at most
Actually, so do I.... Nevermind, you can work in

Only if you promise not to wipe down the equipment after you're done

>>40708712
>He doesnt realize social skills are like working out
>Working out was once a chore now he likes it
>Socializing is now a chore
>And so it must forever remain
>He tombstone shall read
>Here lies anon. He was completely autistic

>>40708434
"No, go ahead! Gimme a heads up if you want some help though ;)"

See how easy this is, /fit/? I don't understand why you retards find this so hard

>>40708822
it's a meme you fucking newfag. stick to forwarding image macros to your grandchildren.

>>40708821
nigga you think I'm not trying? I was pumped with motivation a couple weeks ago and put an effort but faking it it's really energy consuming. I don't wanna be a sad cunt my whole life but I don't think I can learn to be a social butterfly normie.

>>40708822

>Gimme a heads up if you want some help though ;)

mfw

"Yeah sure"
*put headphones back in until my rest is over"

Not hard

>>40708712
Lmao died.

>>40708843
nigga you think I'm not trying? I was pumped with motivation a couple weeks ago and went to the gym but working out is really energy consuming. I don't wanna be a small cunt my whole life but I don't think I can learn to be fuckin big.

>>40708434
"Yeah sure, let me finish my set."
*finishes set*
"How much do you want?"
*put on weights on my side*
*she finishes her set*
"I want X weight."

>>40709400
physical energy =/= mental energy

>>40708434
fuck odd you vapid wench, why on earth would I allow you, a narcissistic whore, to use the same shit as I am, but expect me to move 90% of the fucking weight off the bar for you? I honestly can't think of one positive gain I could receive from letting you work in. Neither you or any other stupid cunt with a wet hole has ever done for mankind. MANkind you bitch. fuck off back to the ellipticals for 30 seconds when you're sweaty enough for a mirror selfie before you leave and suck Chad's dick in his car. Unironically kill yourself and all your slut friends who giggle about cheating on their beta boyfriends with the DYEL faggot who can bench 40kg. Never talk to me again you whore. I despise women and hate everything about you cunts. So no, you can't work in. slut

Stares at feet and mumbles a yes, then awkwardly excuses myself.

>>40710001
> Projectio: The Post

>>40708529
Women always get really offended if I ask if they're using something or if I let them know I was using something. What the fuck is with this?

>>40708434
*grabs her by the throat*
BACK THE FUCK OFF?!

>>40708712
>I just want to lift in silence
>I'm not interested in most people

this. fuck people

>>40710614
Women at the gym tend to be defensive and autistic

Sure, but I'd prefer you didn't since adjusting the rack height is really annoying.

sure, but only if you help me swap out plates
because BITCH I AINT PUTTING FOUR (EIGHT) PLATES ON AND OFF HALF A DOZEN TIMES BECAUSE YOU GOTTA DO 25 KG HALF SQUATS IN MY SQUAT RACK
like ok i'll be a decent human bean and swap half of them, but i fully expect you to swap the other half
if you don't want to do that, you can FUCK RIGHT OFF AND WAIT UNTIL I'M DONE
REEEEEEE

>uber normie gym because i'm a cheap bastard and it's literally across the street
>only one squat rack
>only people using it are me, a recovering anorexic, and 20-30-something roasties

>>40708843
I get you anon. I just dont care anymore. Still havent been mired or anything but im over it now.

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>people who want to work in
Just wait like 5 minutes, go find something else to use

>>40708529
ur gonna die one day anon, do u want the one life you had to be filled with fear and anxiety of what COULD have happened and WHAT IF's, just fucking stop being a coward, ur genetics managed to make it down to u for thousands of years so make ur ancestors proud, or at the very least impress the ppl who matter most, a bunch of anonymous posters on a korean stamp collecting forum

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>>40708434
>Mind if I work in for a couple sets?

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>>40708476
10/10

>>40708434
>"can I work in for a couple sets?"
>didnt hear so have to take out headphone and say "what"
>"i said can i work in for a couple sets"
>still didnt hear cause of the one headphone still in my ear
>take out other headphone
>"sorry what?"
>"I was just wondering if I could work in with you"
>"oh uh i was done anyways"
>was only done with first set

>>40708529
Nice pepe, you made this?

>>40708747
I love how fucking autistic they made his character.

>>40708569
inb4 fight club reference

>>40712509
>inb4 X
>in response to X
>???

>>40708434
Sure.

>>40712543
just a newfag who forgot he has to lurk at least one year before posting

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>be me
>waiting under the clock during rest because blind
>clock is 2 feet from squat rack
>some dyel fag walks in my squat rack
>tries to squat
>can't even quarter squat
>deloads 40lbs
>continues quarter squatting
>hey man, I'm actually still using that but you can work in if you want, I can even spot you if you want to go lower
>he says ok
>goes to the other side of the gym
>does 135lbs leg press
>leaves

what the fuck?

>>40708822
> ;)
Sweet jesus

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WHY HAVENT I GOTTEN A FECKEN MIRE FROM A GIRL YET

>HUH? YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SPEAK UP LADY MY TINNITUS IS HORRIBLE. YOU SAY YOU WANT SOME PERCOCET? NAH I AINT GOT ANY OF THAT ON ME. IF YOU'RE HURTING THAT BAD YOU SHOULD PROBABLY GO TO THE DOCTOR.

>>40708529
I thought it was all a meme, but yesterday this happened to me
>be at the supermarket to buy some food, mainly chicken breasts
>there is this cute cashier that is always very nice and has a great ass
>the old lady before me is taking too long to grab her stuff so the qt decides to give me mine from the side of the conveyor belt instead so I can put my stuff in my bag and leave and not wait
>as I am grabbing the food and putting it inside my bag she bumps my hand with something
>"I am sorry"
>"T-Thanks"
>silence
finished putting everything inside my bag and left as far as I could, then took a shower at home because I felt too bad about myself

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>>40708529
You need to sort yourself out:
1. Stop watching porn
2. Become a Christian

It'll work trust me, I was like this not too long ago

>>40708434

"Sure. I'll try to not get a boner from feeling your body heat on the bench, but I can't promise anything."

not really related to autism but i was happy this happened
>be me working out while listening to music
>taking turns on the squat rack with a cutie brunette
>phone batery dies
>listening to the fucking pop songs that plays on the radio
>sudenly song changes and it starts playing As i Lay Dying
>got pumped, did three extra reps on my squat pr and was resting mumbling the lyrics,
>i look next to me and the girl was also mumbling the screaming lyrics
>she looks at me and says "hey do you know tas i lay dying too?"
>we started talking about the band and how Tim was shredded as fuck
>40 minutes goes by and we are still talking about music and life
>finish my workout while talking to her
>before going home i ask her out and get her number
>today we're going out to drink at a pub that are two blocks from my place
wish me luck anons

>>40713861
>MY TINNITUS IS HORRIBLE
I feel your pain, Anon.

Question: do you still blast music in your ears? I do. Am I retarded, and is this fucking my ears up more? I haven't noticed any difference since I got tinnitus, but it might be fucking me up long-term.

>>40713861
>MY TINNITUS IS HORRIBLE
Same but my hearing is perfect.

>>40714191
>it might be fucking me up long-term.
It probably is depending on how loud the music is and if your tinnitus is due to hearing loss

>>40714191
another tinnitus sufferer here.

stop the loud music and wear ear protectors at live venues or else it may lead to worse tinnitus and hearing sensitivity.

>>40714176
Literally my dream. Best of luck, give an update and let me live through you

>>40708473
>unzips dick and turns it into a vagina

>>40713985
>muh imaginary friend will make me happier
i mean i'm sure i'd be pretty fucking happy if i believed i was chris hemsworth but that don't make it so

>>40710650
>Be me at gym with gym bros and bf
>get critiqued every fucking exercise
>gym bros making the same mistakes but sucking each others dicks at how good they are
>get frustrated and storm off to avoid being a bitch to gym bros
>come back and anger makes me work twice as hard
>complain to BF about getting picked on after we left
>"You asked us to help you with your form because you're nervous about your EDS"
>oh yeah...

mfw I'm an unappreciative asshole

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>>40714306
>>>mfw I'm an unappreciative asshole
woman get your shit together

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>"you actually have a pretty big dick anon"
we're all going to make it

>>40714246
thanks bro, date is in two hours, one of the first dates i don't feel nervous at all even though she is amazingly beautiful, she is so fucking chill, i feel like i'm talking to an old friend that i don't see in ages you know that feeling?

>>40714341
Baking protein cookies as an apology. 50/50 on pressing an asterisk into the cookies so they're little assholes...

would you eat an asshole peanut butter protein cookie?

>>40708434
y-you too

>>40714394
Yes, but don't get any sexual ideas just because your BF would too.

>>40708476
kek

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>>40708434
>sure, go right ahead.
>................................................................................................................................................................................
>all done? OK bye!

>>40714426
too late. Shit

>>40714176
wow this is the most normal reaction I've seen on here.
Good job anon. Hope you smash that

>>40708434
Your working weight better be 205 faggot. Nice gyno btw

>proceed to watch the basic bitch do squat mornings

>>40714306
Egg Drop Soup?

>>40714623
No, but new type of BC has been weird

Hw u gt in ma hme gym

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>>40708476

>>40708434

Go ahead. I'll spot you.

You know, us women need to stick together in places like this and show those macho dudes that we work out too!

>>40708822

Such a gentleman!

>>40708434
O-oh I'm d-done actually, all yours

>actually wasn't even done with the set I was doing which was the second of five
>go on the cycles facing away from her for two hours to be sure she's long gone before I have to pass where she was
>I wish I was making this up

>>40715887
you need to talk to real life people man.

>>40708434
>I have to keep myself in the zone right now. Nothing personal, babe.

>I'm not at the gym, this is a bathtub!

>>40708434
"N-no, n-not at all."

>tfw chick takes one of the machines right next to you and acts like she's annoyed by your presence

Why do they do this fit

>>40708821
Damn you just described my current situation.

>>40711779
Even though I know this is bait, it still got me bothered

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>>40717197
>when people mean mug you when you're waiting on them to finish something
Nigger, I'm not tapping my foot. Take your god damn time and quit being a passive aggressive cunt

>>40717657

this x1000. I hate feeling like im bothering people by standing by them to wait so i usually just sit on a machine or something

>>40714273
ironic coming from the guy pretending God doesn't exist lol