female /fit/

how do i get a flat stomach?

>>40700756
Why do you ladies always talk about lifting weights? I want to be tone, not big.

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daily reminder this is what man want

>4'11
>anything but shit tier
5'2-5'6 is best tier

>>40700799
girafflet detected

>tfw 5'1 masterrace

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How do i stop thinking about Dylan? I can't stop fingering myself while thinking about him. I feel so bad.

>>40700812
you never will magen

Does anyone have any sex tipps? I already do the lying down on my back, turning my head a little to the right while moaning thing.

>>40700791
How long until 0,25/0,25/2/0,25?

>tfw bf took me out again
>paid for everything

he's such a sweetheart

anyway any of you girls know what should I wear on the weekend to get laid? going out with the girls

TFW 5'

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>tfw 5/10 but have to settle down with only 8/10 men because Stacy keeps stealing all 10/10 men

going to get my ass, pussy, and pits waxed so I can fuck Chad. Who wants to help me make up an excuse not to go out with Mark?

>>40700812
Just think about Eric instead, Robyn

>>40700812
Just go fuck Chad.

>>40700812
I think the girls need some reference to get this, femanon.

do i wipe front to back or back to front?

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>tfw haven't been laid by a 10/10 in two weeks
>tfw all of these average guys want to fuck me
>tfw have to make up excuses every time
>tfw boyfriend buys me all of these gifts but he is just an 8/10 so wont fuck him
Life truly is suffering

Why is my boyfriend so upset? Like all I did was fuck Chad while he was gone. Then Chad told me to get lost. How do I get my old bf back? What do?

>>40700839
Lol

>>40700756
Nothing would change, women are as nasty as men when they're alone.

>>40700756
Daily reminder that you're counting calories and working on the cross-trainer while STACEY is fucking your crush at least twice daily.

>>40700918
Forget about him, sister. You were wrong in the first place to get a nonChad bf. Friendzone these 7/10 men instead.

daily reminder that while you're fucking BRAD, STACEY is fucking CHAD

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>>40700896
>>40700812

>>40700846
Underrated

>>40700756
Why can't I lose weight? I have literally eaten like 90 calories over a month and still I didn't lose a single pound :(((((

Do you know any new modern diets that will let me lose weight without starving myself?

>tfw my boyfriend cried when we walked in on me sucking Chad

like what??? what kind of asshole are you to think that you own me? I can fuck whoever I want asshole

I'm thinking of chopping his dick and balls off when he's asleep, any tips sisters?

>>40700791
maleanon here, gross

>guy here
I really love girls with tight small pussies. And if you have big labia you should just kys

>>40700812
Embrace him

>>40700791
Maleanon here.

I do like dogs but I find cats easier to care for.

Who else hates it when rich Chads use a condom even though you said they don't need to?

This is like the 15th time that I tried to get pregnant by some rich guy to live on alimony for the rest of my life. As the mother of HIS child I deserve it, but they all don't want any babies """""yet""""".

Should I start dating one of them and convince them after six months or so that I take the pill or should I continue to hit on drunk Chads?

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>tfw 5'9''

I think most guys would choose me any day over a 5'3'' dumb slut, that chart is sooooo wrong

>>40700756
Today when I was at the gym running, getting tired way too easily but like whatever.

Out of nowhere, this chinky woman touched my shoulder and said "sorry, but you're bleeding. Need a tampon? ".

I panicked and said "HAHA that's just my nose", and proceeded to rub my period blood on my face, and run to the washroom.

I've been here for 2 hours now, what do?

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>>40700878
Claim you have glandular fever, but post pics of you and chad out. That way Mark finds out and you get to fuck chad, literally only a positive.

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Can't stand this cunt.

>>40700839
Fucking kek

>>40701010
Hey girl you need to poke holes in his condoms. Thats what I did and now I'm set for life.

>>40701038
I tried it but rich people are so careful when it comes to their condoms. They won't give them away for a moment :(((((

>>40700960
I see.

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>>40700756
>tfw 5'11" with legs up to my neck
>tfw Chun-Li mode
>tfw Chad would rather fuck a flashlight with legs then try to get with you

A-At least I'll won't have (wo)manlet kids right?

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>tfw your oneitis is fucking some other girl

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Is she our girl?

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>>40701017

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mrw i'm 5'10 tranny girl happy w/ my height

Maleanon here

i actually find people magazine to be fascinating and love to talk about the lives of celebrities in conversation

>>40700985
>guy here
Nice try Stacey.


There's nothing wrong with having a flexible and malleable vagina it's all skin anyways and it's genetics that determine the elasticity of a vagina not sex and actually I've been told by numerous guys that they prefer my vagina as opposed to some tight fucking prude because they can actually fuck instead of having to slowly be gentle so they don't hurt the little bitch. In fact all of my friends have had similar experiences so why don't you just fuck right off with your meme tier muh tight vagina and go to hell

>>40700830
Try asking him if he's going to take much longer

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You guys are all a bunch of faggots.

>>40701139
>guys
Don't gender me shitlord

>>40700960
Damn, bitches are fucked up.

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Just be yourself girls.

>>40700830
KEK

>>40701135
KEK

Yeah, this will help.

>>40700960
if you sleep with dylann, its your boyfriends fault

>>40701156
Goddamn, who is this angel? Is there more?

>>40701126
>Fat virgin sex stories
Whatever makes you feel better Loosey

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I only date 6'2 and taller black girls with muscular builds. Because i want my offspring to be nfl superstars

>>40700830
Tell him to cum when you start to get sore. But make sure you make lots of faces that show how much pain you are in first.

Asians have tiny tits and act like retards. They smell bad too.

How do I convince my bf to get a circumcision? Uncut penises are just repulsive.

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>>40701201
then you post a picture of a Polynesian football player.......

I'm a guy btw

>>40701168
But, of course, It's NEVER your fault. Your bf is supposed to be the one to maintain your interest on him. Cant blame yourself if you feel attracted towards a more alpha male.

>>40701264
there are no males on the internet

benis with timestamp

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>>40701168

>>40701201
Half black children are doomed to NBA semi-stardom only

>>40700960
Can you imagine being this weak willed, a complete slave to basic emotional needs?

>>40701125
dick or gtfo

>>40701218
Of the 8 men I have slept with, 6 of them were circumcised and 4 of them were not. I can tell you it hardly makes any difference because all 12 of them were fun.

>>40700830
Scream "NO, NOT LIKE THIS!" whenever he moves. Also don't forget to cry a lot to make him try harder.

>>40701178
>>40701272
Hih.

>>40700839
Kekd

>>40701296
We are Goddesses who don't need to approve our actions to anyone.

Dylan is obviously a better man therefore she has every right to leave/cheat on her bf for him.

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>>40700756
>>40700812
>>40700960
Anyone able to find this actual thread on teddit?
I wanna read the comments and see if the white knights come out to support her but i cant find it.

>>40700830
Ask him "Is it already in?" a lot.

Also complain about how Tyrone was bigger every 30 seconds.

>>40700756
>tfw when you are tall enough to be still be taller than even the tallest woman of the 'pushing it' group even if she wears heels.

Small joys of life.

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There's no way this thread is just 48 guys pretending to be femanons right?

>>40700960
How can a 23 year old anything be like this.

srs what the actual fuck

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>high estrogen thread

>>40701409
>believing women ''change'' with age

Oh, man. You are in for a ride.

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>tfw lordosis does nothing for you
>no matter how hard you try
>tfw you will be a chestlet forever

sometimes i double bra when going out, to be stacy for a day.

will mild cardio at least fix my butt?

>>40701409
In on this. Someone please explain...

>>40701409
>>40701446
Women are mindless idiots who are complete slave to their emotions. How have you not figured this out yet?

>>40700960
Soooooooo....

Did she rape herself?

>>40701401
Thats the point you retard

>>40701374
I bet everyone told her she was a piece of shit. That sub calls people out when it's that shitty

>>40700791
>fat nigger with a bush on its head
lmao no.

>>40701374
I have been searching but only found other forums talking about it with no link, can't find it anywhere

>>40701542
Knock on next door.

>/fit/ can't even shitpost as a chick with any degree of unferstanding
Figures

>>40701581
>Girl cant even shitpost and use spell check
Figures

>guy at the gym looks in your direction

How to stop this ?

>>40701635
well was he cute?

>>40701635
Don't tell me about it. Just because I'm squatting in my yogapants and belly top, everybody is stare raping me all the time.

Guys just stop.

>>40701661
ugh we should just ban ugly guys from the gym

>>40700984
L O N D O N
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N
D
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>>40701581
Of course. Men are so silly and dont understand how or why we really feel. Only us girls can know.

>>40701683
This. The view of ugly "men" is too much for us Goddesses.

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Can we have a high est thread?

>>40700812
TOPKEK

>tfw I can't still hit half plate bench, full bar ohp, 1 plaet ded, and 3 plaet squat
So close, should I drop one of my abs accessories like rotating table, crunch machine, leg rises, side rises, incline crunches, planks, and ab roller?

>>40701798
>women
>doing ab roller

>>40701813
Shit I suck at this, but the only time I saw someone else do ab roller at the gym was a grill.
>tfw try to impersonate a girl
>only have the reference of girls I've dated
>end up feeling rage when I remember their bitch ass attitude that got us to break up

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>see handsome ass squatting
>decide to skip bench and go to the squat rack next to him
>manlet comes and asks if I need a spot

>>40701798
I never do any of that stuff because I don't want to get too big. My routine goes like this:

Workout A
20 minute stair machine
Squats 2 x 24
Lunges facing mirror 2 x 24
Step ups 2 x until bored
Thigh squeeze machine 1 x orgasm

xAxxxxx

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critique my routine ladies

Monday - Butt
Tuesday - Glutes
Wednesday - Ass
Thursday - Booty
Friday - Legs
Saturday - Abs
Sunday - Chad


currently bulking at tdee + 23 cals and gaining a little too fast (up 0.8lb in 2 months) so I might have to up card- I mean chad to 2-3x/week.

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>walking towards next lecture
>in a bit of a hurry, almost late
>see the lecture class door closing, there are locks so embarrassing to knock
>some manlet holds the door open for me

is he fucking serious? fucking creep

>>40701923
way too much for your legs, Chad won't find you attractive when you have stubs instead of legs

once in three weeks maximum

also try tdee + 10 cals instead

>>40700960
https://www.reddit.com/r/relationships/comments/2k97x2/me_f23_with_my_boyfriend_m24theres_a_little/

whore deleted it.

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>>40701970
Kek, they are defending her.

>>40701970
>>40701984
thats not the same thread?

dumping someone for a small dick is nothing special, id probably dump a disgusting roastie

>>40701446
It's a guy pretending to be a woman. Women are degenerate, but in different ways. The 'go home and fap over a hottie' thing is what a guy would do, so he came up with a female version of that.

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>>40701032
Well, Tatyana is superior.

>>40702009
It's a girl, m8.

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>>40701970
>everyone defends her

Third-wave feminism really ruined women.

pic related
if a man wants this, he's a sexist, oppressing rapist

>>40701970
That discussion is utterly sickening. These kind of things are why I really dont believe a single word out of women when they talk about ''love''.

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This thread isn't realistic enough to be dominated by grills.

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So, I need some advice on spot reduction.
I've been doing the celery + planks (currently at 2x10secs) workout that my instagram coach gave me, but I still have love handles. She says they'll go away by the end of the workout season but I want them gone asap, got a beach date with Chad in april already.
Any tips?

Also, post inspo.

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>>40702039

>>40702024
How do you know that

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>tfw only got 46 likes on my last selfie

What's the most noticeable way to kill yourself, /fit/?

I'm really a girl and need help tweaking my routine. If I paste it, will someone help?

>>40702083
46? You surely meant 460? Or 46 in the first minute? You must be hideous.

>>40702086
No, bitch. I wont help you steal male attention from me.

>>40702086
Post body first, otherwise it will be pointless.

>>40702101
Whatever I'm posting it


Is this a good butt routine?

A
squat 5x5
ohp 3x8
deadlift 3x5
lat pulldown 3x10
weighted unilateral hip thrusts 3x12-15
cable pull throughs 4x15
calf raises 3x12-15

B
squat 5x5
split squats 3x12-15 (probably will take out and put some hamstring exercise here? back extensions, GHR, RDL, not sure.)
db row 3x8
db bench 3x10
weighted unilateral hip thrusts 3x12-15
cable pull throughs 4x15
calf raises 3x12-15

3x a week:
AxBxAxx
BxAxBxx

It's a butt focused routine

Help

>>40701970
That's not the same story? What you linked was a post about the posters boyfriend's micropenis or something

>>40702038

That's a different thread, about a girl who wants to break up with a guy who has a small cock. Obviously she can't stay in love with someone who can't fill her up.

>>40702149
Sex is important in a relationship.

>>40702156
Exactly.

>>40700812
well memed

>>40702149
There are always ways around that, if it was ''love''. It's like dumping your gf because she has small tits or an average ass.

Not expecting horny teenagers that only think about screwing voluptuous women or big dicked alpha males to understand really.

>>40702190
Meh I'm 28 and I've dumped a girl for having a flat ass. I thought I could do it, she was really charming, we got along great, but I just couldn't deal.

>>40700766
fpbp

>>40702210
Congratulations, you're still a child.

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>>40702129
raise the weights on your squats. Get rid of "leg accessories".

You should feel a lil bit of fear ever time you get underneath the bar. That is what growth feels like.
do deadlifts (at most) once a week. If you feel like you want to do them more often than once a week, raise the weights.

seriously, 5x5 squat is a ton of volume if you aren't being a little faggot about the weight.


Why do only chink girls seem to get the idea that you have to actually try hard when doing lifts?

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>>40702091
IT'S BEEN A WHOLE HOUR

>>40702220
What accessories? It's glute stuff. I am deadlifting 1x a week

>>40702238
You probably fucked a 7/10 and people spread the word.

>>40702129
you should focus more on getting that butt over my face

>>40702218
Nah, different people more lenient on some traits and pickier on other traits than other people, whether they're physical or emotional/intellectual, and there's nothing wrong with that. She deserves a man who's sexually attracted to her.

>>40702218
Childish is thinking other people aren't free to live their life as they want and that your way is the right way

trying to rebel against your own desires doesn't work

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>>40702247
calve raises, split squats (seriously, doing squats, split squats, and calf raises in the same day means you are not working very hard on your squats)

Squat 5x5, at an appropriate weight, is sufficient for your entire posterior chain.

Frankly, squat 3x5 is, with deadlifts 1x5 once a week. If this is easy for you, its because you aren't raising your weights.

>>40702210
r u me
She was perfect, had great tits, got along with my parents just fine, my friends liked her, etc.
But she had a square bottom.
For some reason I couldn't feel as sexually attracted to her and it showed in my interest in her, I just wasn't able to feel that... drive to meet her and do things for her and care about her.
Usually it wouldn't be a problem, but I had to put effort into having sex, and that never happened to me before.

She had good tits though.

>>40702289
but im not trying to powerlift and get high numbers
i just want a big butt and thick legs

>>40702278
Hope you dont come here to whine later because you got in love with a girl that shares your same point of view and she cheats on you just because she found someone who's have a better body or has a bigger dick than yours.

You would really have no excuse.

>>40702294
I may not be you but I feel you.

When asked to choose, I describe myself as a tit man over an ass man.

But an insufficient ass is still a deal breaker.

>>40702348
I never complain about women here except to make fun of myself for missing signals. If a woman is not attracted to me I'd want her to break up with me rather than try to force a relationship.

>>40702333
Everyone with big butts and thick legs, can lift a lot of weight.

Everyone who can lift a lot of weight, has a big butt and big legs.

The way to get a big butt and big legs, is to train yourself to lift a lot of weight. Stop being a retard.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YC5WuW5cNIQ

>>40702333
You need to hip thrust

>>40702383
I will be lifting heavy with my current routine. I don't care to lift like over 300 or some crazy numbers

>>40702387
I am >>40702129

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>>40702249
nvm, my wifi was just down. I'm ok now.

Want to go out with Chad
Tried
>Looking at him for half a second then quickly glancing away
>Playing with my hair in the same room as him
>Even went the nuclear option and asked what time it was, but he didn't extend the conversation with that totally open ended question
What else can I do?
Was I too forward?

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>>40702442
He probably don't know that you exist.

>>40702404
you are a dipshit, enjoy wasting an hour and a half 3 times a week half assing routines and fixing your hair in the mirror.

>>40700899
>she fell for the front to back meme
ayy gurl

>>40702497
I don't get what the big deal is but ok
SS is 3x a week squats too

If a squat and deadlift 1x a week, what will i do the other days?

>>40701326
underrated

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RICED
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>>40701409
It's a fake post on reddit. Notice how this "lady" pinpoints literally everything that us guys were insecure of in HS? Notice how that post is meant to "prove" RedPill theory?

And guys don't tend to hang-out with people they fight with. "Testosterone driven men", as the post described, fight other testosterone driven men outside their group. The post is well written, but it glossed over that detail.

It's just some faggot who typed this out in his basement.

> You're just a dumb BluePilled delusional fag

I'm not. I'm not saying that women like that don't exist, or that RP is completely wrong.

But

1) Those type of women don't post on reddit

2) Statistically speaking, there are good women out there too. Like I said, those shit women do exist, but they attract shit guys

Have morals and you won't run into those women.

>>40700839
lmfao

>>40701338
I fucking lost it at this.

>was going on a date tonight with qt 3.14
>he cancels last minute "so, so sorry"
>it's because my 'ceps are too tiny


Should have never let him feel them.
Where can I get testosterone online? Fucking hormonal privileges.

>>40702333
>and thick legs

Why?
Guys don't like ham cones, they like shapely calves and narrow thighs.
t. a guy

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>she doesn't have big tits
>she doesn't have a flat stomach
>she doesn't have a thin face
>she doesn't have clear skin
>she doesn't have a tidy vagina
>she doesn't do anal
>she doesn't deepthroat
>she doesn't do threesomes
>she doesn't let her man fuck teenage whores on the side
>she doesn't beg for his cum
>AND SHE SERIOUSLY EXPECTS TO KEEP A MAN AROUND
>IN TWO THOUSAND AND SIXTEEN

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH GET WITH THE TIMES

YOU BROUGHT THIS ON YOURSELVES, WHORES

>pic related, minimum standards for modern women to be confident in finding and keeping a faithful median-value man

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>>40700871
>implying hot guys date ugly girls
But how do you know that a guy is hotter than the girl, anon?t

>>40702979
I don't know where you are from but of all couples I know the guy is almost always better looking than the girl.

>>40702826
There's an audience for every body type

>>40703026
Not for mine.

>>40701970
that's a different post; the guy is 24 in this one but 23 in the first one

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When will they learn?

>>40703015
FYI, men see it the exact opposite. Most couples I see the girl is better looking than the guy.

>>40703066
In what great country is it so?

>>40702928
JIDF please go and stay go

>>40703015
>>40703066
I am an objective 9/10 and I absolutely always go for girls between 5-7,

If they are hotter they get crazy ideas that they may deserve something better (which they wont be able to find).

6/10 girls know what they have and treat you like a king.

10/10 stacys are scum and not worth inserting my penis into.

>>40703132
>objective 9/10

ooh boi

>>40703107
USA

>>40703216
In my yuropoor shit country it is the exact opposite.

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>>40703155
this has to stop

>>40701296

just go to /a/

>>40701126
Ouch, somebody's been told that it's like a hallway down there?

>>40701125
B E R L I N
E
R
L
I
N

>>40703205
lol at you being so insecure you can't even entertain the idea.\

you know there is an objective scale right?

>>40702471
>steeden
>not gilberto

this chad is shit anyway

>>40703456
keked

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23 Chad here, world traveler, 6'3" With a big dick (9x6.5) and a six pack

How do I concince my gf to lose weight? her sex drive has gone down as her weight goes up, I love her but i just cant help but think about fucking other /fit/girls.

What do?

>>40703681
>chad here
post dick or gtfo you man whore you know the rules

>>40701920
Underbated routine

>>40703681
How dare you want to tell your gf to lose weight. You totally behave like you own her just because she granted you some sex.

Grow up and try not to tell other how to live their lives.

ugh, men...

>>40703813
I always try to talk to her about our future, but she doesn't even work anymore, I just provide and she goes to "equal pay rallies".

Do girls do this often?
>>40703732
Can't I'm headed into an advanced yoga class With my private instructor.

>>40701923
>>40701950
>women knowing about tdee, much less knowing about what a surplus and deficit of calories means
you fucked it up a little there but the rest if good

>>40700960
I'm not even mad at her. I'm just glad I'm not a woman, what a fucking miserable existence that must be.

Keep in mind that if you're less than 5'5 you're a womanlet. 5'5 master race reporting in.

Look at his muscles I bet he cuddles so hot. Mmmm super cute. Ya!

What this really means..

Omg I like muscles. I'm so impulsive. I bet he will fuck me, he looks impulsive. So lazy! Wee!

>>40704215
You're a manlet though

Girls I've been sucking dick at the gym in 5x5 everyday for the past week but get really bad DOMS, so how do I tell my boyfriend to get over it?

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>>40704559
In your little fantasy I could be

>>40700930

Women are stupid, basic and boring.", they certainly have contributed little to the board culture in 4chan. They do here as they do in real life; float around for attention and ruin decent conversation with their basic shit

Hey /fit/ can anybody tell me how to get skinny? I have been eating 400 calories a day and have been doing 10 situps a day but it nothing will work I am 5'2 96 lbs 10% bodyfat. I am still fat and have only lost 1 pound in 2 weeks. My goal is 80 lbs 0% bodyfat.

>>40702928
Good thing it's well into 2017, dumb slut.

>>40702642

Back when I was 17 there was this guy in my group who I fucking hated. We came to fist fights about 3 times in a year, it definitely happens. Funnily enough we get on really well now, 10 years later.

>>40700879
reference acknowledged

>>40701326
fUCKING holy kek

From one of the other /fit/ as females thread, lolcow dot farm
Be warned.

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>>40702028
be a little gay? wut?

>OP is 5'4 manlet
>starts "majority /fit/ female" thread to feel better about it
>still a manlet

>>40700830
Try getting on top, but don't forget not to move at all under any circumstances.

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>>40700756
this is my 4'8'' ex. Sex was top tier.

im 6'3 and i love short girls so fucking much.
most of my tall friends agree too.

sorry tall girls.
5'2 is goddess tier height

>>40702928
dat childbearing hips hnnggg

>>40700812
very nice anon, very nice, I love /fit/ again

>>40706149
shit, son, you had yerself a spinner

>>40702631
Farm the rice, pay the price

>>40700756
this chart is wrong.
5'6"> is pushing it (assuming she wears 4 inch heels she'll always be taller than or the same height as any guy not at least 6' or taller)
5'3"-5'5" is God tier
<5'3" is womanlet as fuck

>>40706060
N-no homo

>>40704187
Even if that story is fake, a woman so turned on by a man even when she doesn't want to is my fetish.

>>40706181
no shit.
tall guys love short girls.
why?
ill never know

>t. 5'11 girl

>tfw dating qt 5'2" girl but her dad is like 5'6" and don't want to muddle my gene pool with manlets

>>40706402
spinners4lyfe

>>40701178
kek, what are you? a guy? Sack or GTFO

>>40701326
lmfao i didn't get the joke till now.

>>40706599
better proportions.

tall girls have fucked up proportions.

>>40704597
>fantasy
Your dick is reality.

Actual femanon here.


I just caught my boyfriend watching porn in the washroom.

Well, he left his phone in the washroom. He doesn't know that I know. I'm absolutely crushed.

Any femanons go through this? Should I stay or end it?

>>40700756
About 5'7 is perfect. Everything below and above has fucked up proportions.

>>40706752
Another actual femanon here -- literally all guys watch porn or think about other women to fap to. Please don't take it personally.

>>40706752
A lot of guys who watch porn are secretly gay, they need to masturbate to pictures of women to "train themselves" to be able to stay hard with their gfs

>>40706752
Your bfs sexuality is so healthy that he can fuck you and still has drive to watch porn and you think of 'ending it' for him looking at some meaningless pictures? Are you mentally handicapped?

>>40700911
kek

>>40706752
literally just fuck him more

I have to cum every day, usually twice a day. You probably can't keep up with that level of output

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>>40706864
>I have to cum every day, usually twice a day
>girls probably can't keep up with that

>>40706880
meme all you want but bitches get sore after you give em the train for 2 hours

>>40706889
>touching bitches that are unable to make you come more than once within 2 hours
Disgusting desu

>>40706913
>he doesn't have the stamina to ram stacy raw while thinking about baseball

>>40706752
lol dump his ass and tell him it's his fault but don't tell him why
thank me later

>>40706925
>thinking about sweaty men holding big fat sticks, playing with balls all while fucking a woman
Lmao, no wonder you can't cum - you are a full blown homosexual and your women are unattractive.

>>40706945
That's backwards logic though, if I came faster from thinking about baseball I'd be gay.

If you cum while thinking about women you're straight

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>this fucking thread

kek

>>40700756
if you are not a manlet that entire tier system needs to shift up

>>40706984
>If you cum while thinking about women you're straight
And you cum while thinking about sweaty men swinging phallic symbols which is why you are a homo.

>>40707041
I switch to thinking about her when I feel like finishing

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How do I acheive this mode?

>>40707045
>I swear I stop thinking about dicks just the second before cumming, so n-no homo!!!
It's okay anon, we love faggots on female /fit/ - after all a gay man is a womans best friend. :)

>>40707092
if I see a penis it makes me feel scared
if I see a vagina it makes me feel happy

>>40707067
Fuck off back to /thinspo/, this is high est only.

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>>40701326

>>40707112
>if I see a penis it makes me feel scared
Oh honey, so you you're still in the closet and a bottom?! Don't worry about that though. My sisters here can confirm getting your ass stretched is nothing to be afraid of.

>>40704667
This is so damn true

>>40707210
>implying penises aren't frightening
I was a virgin until 22 because a bunch of people told me getting my hymen torn would hurt a lot

>>40706060
>>40706497
>Gay is a term that primarily refers to a homosexual person or the trait of being homosexual. The term was originally used to mean "carefree", "happy", or "bright and showy".

>>40701326
ah women, can't leave without them can't live with them

>>40701326
gold

>>40702083
Slit ACROSS the road, not DOWN the street. That way if someone finds you early, you can still get lots of attention and not have to miss graduation for real.

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>>40707238
>I was a virgin until 22
uggos out

>>40707329
Well, vaginal virgin. :)

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>>40701296
>>40704187
These, I actually feel bad for this woman. She clearly knows that it's socially unacceptable to have these feelings and feels like a bad person because of it, but she's only reacting to biological impulses from hundreds of thousands of years of survival of the fittest.

Womens survival, until recently, has been dependant on attaching themselves to men strong enough to protect them. Her BF was clearly shown to be unable to protect her in that sense, so that outdated biological programming is trying to convince her to attach herself to the 'superior' male.

It must be distressing to have that little control over yourself

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Reminder that, no matter how hard you workout, you'll never have these body proportions and will never be as attractive as Stacey

>>40700830
As a male, blowjobs.

Blow. Jobs.

>>40707385
>implying men know what they want
Don't worry yourself about it hunny. Just go play some sports with your friends while the womem talk

>>40701011
>6'2 male here
imo 5'6 to about 5'10 is a weird range fir females, you are at the mid range between short/cute and tall/attractive

>>40701201

t. Big Lenny

>>40707379
>working out won't give me a fake face, breast implants, ass injections, high bf and a photoshopped waist
woah

>>40707436
>Oh this girl has a great face, low bf, great tits and ass but she's 5'8 so she can't be beautiful or cute because of that weird height range
Lmao, suuuure you think like that. Don't even pretend fuccboi, we all know you'd gladly fuck a 2/10 fat midget if that got you out of >tfw no gf mode.

>>40707385
Dick or gtfo

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>>40707453
>being this salty about your genetic imperfections
I bet you're a giraffe too

so....

do any of you girls actually care about dick size?

>>40707553
Yes, we all do.

Aby woman who tells you otherwise is lying to not hurt you because #masculinitysofragile

>>40707575
I don't care though

stop baiting there aren't any men here

>>40707589
>I don't care though
>I have never experienced a Chad-sized penis
Ftfy

>>40700756
male anon here

how do I talk to this 6' chick I barely know/see?

should I just approach her or what?

I'm 5'8"

>>40707633
whatever you say furious breastlet

>>40707544
>posting girls so salty about their genetic imperfections that they need cosmetic surgery multiple times and then using this as an insult
lel

>>40707636
>I'm 5'8
>male

>>40700756
The correct term for 5'7" or over is "he-woman", pleb

>>40706149 What's her name?

>>40707385
>implying there are men on the internet

>>40700911
Damn
Can you even satisfy a guy like this without a 8x6 vagina brehs?

>>40708738
Man with a 9x6 here.
You can't.
Cuntlets need not apply.
We can be friends though. I'll need someone to pillow talk with after I destroy stacey's pussy and bring her to heights of extacy and fulfillment that you'll never ever know. But I'll talk to you about it and how it's nice to just lay there and hold someone who's not like the other girls who're only after one thing.

..
I'm actually serious.

>>40700756
I'm 5'9, should I just kill myself already?

>>40700756
>females on this thread
>0

>>40709053
Anon, please.
The "no women on the internet" thing.

>>40701296

says man who masturbates 3 times a day

>>40702333
Are you retarded? How do you think that happens?

>>40700960
>>40701374
>>40701524
>>40701575
>>40701970
>>40702144
>>40703055
https://www.reddit.com/r/relationships/comments/2kaajn/my_bf_23_m_got_into_a_fight_im23f_finding_myself/

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-4295676/Genes-causing-teens-stpo-growing-linked-baldness.html

Your kind is truly hated by the gods!

>>40701011
whatever helps you sleep at night

>>40701011

>claims 5'9

we all know ur 6'1, shoo shoo gangly mcgoo, nobody wants to touch those saggy A cups.

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Hiya, my name is Stacey Titetwat and I sure do appreciate all you girls ;)

I'm just here to try to accentuate and tone my glutes, will post pix in just a quick sec. Anyway I just don't feel that good looking but I'm just tryna be brave and meet some some frenzz online, i'm new to all this. So this is me, and btw I know it's hard to believe since they are super perky but I AM proud that I'm packing Double D's yeah that's right 36's.
<3

>>40701296
We all are faggots.
>>40701364
fuck rights, she dont Need the right too. She will do it and get the consequences.
Simple as that.

>>40702129
Tits or grfo

>>40706743
U wish boi u wish

>>40704667
Doesn't get anymore real than this. Just look at the fucking state of cgl

>>40707348
Wow, still a fucking virgin u ugly goblin.

I'm fine with men being shorter than me, just don't like it when they get insecure about it and ruin an otherwise perfect date

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>>40700756
>my gf is 6'0
>mfw

>>40700756
Oh sweet I'm god tier
>5'1

Anyway, why are your boobs the first thing to go when you lose weight?

>>40700830
If you're giving a blowjob and he's taking awhile, telling him shit like
>Don't worry, baby, I'm doing this for you.
and shit like that will usually help them relax and cum already

Unless he's secretly gay like my ex.

>>40700911
>guys actually think women think this way

>>40701011
>tfw 5'1

Please. I make him feel like a man. You make him feel gay.

>>40701122
tranny girls are the exception imo but my few attempts at dating a translady ended quickly. Y'all are high maintenance.

>>40700812
Post picture of dylan so we can all finger ourselves to him, simple!

I have a feeling everyone in this thread is 400 pounds or more, as they are roleplaying as femanons.

>>40700791
>t. Shlomo Rosenberg

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I'm 5'6" and always thought taller girls were seen as more elegant. I feel self-conscious about being short sometimes.

My boyfriend is 6'3" and he says I'm the perfect height, but I still feel inferior around tall girls.

>>40711851
Also I wish I could eat more and still maintain my BMI of around 20-ish, but that's more of an afterthought.

>>40700756
OK but why the fuck would I want to date a short man?

>>40707636
You will ruin it if you act insecure about your height.

>>40701326
I dont get it

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>>40701326

>>40702266
Ew pervert

>>40701011
giraffes, when will they learn

>>40700846
FUCK

>tfw no bf

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>>40700791
>

>>40707544
Maleanon here, this chick looks like if she bent over she'd snap. Fucking twig women creep me out

>>40706599
The bane of my existence, as a manlet, is that I like tall and fit women. Sadly, I've only had one ex who was perfect until her family slowly drove her insane.

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>>40707636
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