You are teleported back to Medieval times

>>40699818
A I can't even pretend to be a guy because face too fem and whr. I'd be fucked. Best chance would be marry a knight me maybe. In my head id like to think id go out Joan of arc style though

I tell the local blacksmith to build me some Gym equipment

I go to my native city of Madrid and become friends with the Spanish king

>>40699818
Die due to war, the pest or syphillis most probably.

>>40699818
Probably die of the cold no matter what because I live in fucking Scandinavia.

>tfw wizard

I would start an entreprise

>>40699818
with my knowledge i'd be able to survive alright

the biggest problem would be not being able to communicate with anyone

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>be in middleage with current gains, height, Weight, knowledge
>hungry
>Ask some weirdo where next supermarkt is
>He looks at me confused, whatever
>Decide to get some mcd
>Put hands into pocket to get smartphone to find closest restaurant
>where's my smartphone
>where's my pocket
>where's my sweatpants
>Die off starvation

>realise I've got 21st century scientific knowledge and spreading it would boost development
>teach local people the shit i know
>people start to praise me
>at some point inquisition sets me aflame

t-thanks italy

>>40699818
Become the kings medical advisor because I'm basically a doctor thanks to all my years on webmd. Use gold to build gym equipment and get jooocy off naturally grown animals and vegetables. Become kings war advisor because I'm basically special forces thanks to all my gorilla warfare tactics on call of duty.
In all honesty I'd probably die the first week by getting the common cold.

You guys tell me

>6'6
>250
>speak English, Spanish, Italian and French fluently

Well for starters, trained humans today are naturally stronger and faster than they were during those times.

>>40700036
You'd get raped by drunken dwarves and killed immediately after

>>40699818
medfag here, I'd probably do fine

>>40699818
>I'm taller than everyone
>Have a peculiar accent
>Have perfect knowledge of who wins which wars and how to treat and prevent common diseases

Literally just became a fucking wizard for real. I'll be fine, OP.

>>40700036
>>speak English, Spanish, Italian and French fluently

yeah but how different were those languages back then? you probably wouldn't understand a thing

>>40699818
>be hispanic
>before the age of discovery

So...do I just stop existing? I'm too white to go hang with the natives but fuck catholic spain.

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>>40700054
Good luck not getting inquisitioned

>>40699818
well, i'd do pretty good on fist fights, i'm boxing for 5 years now and i'm fit enough, but with swords and bows and arrows i'd be fucked

>>40700056
True

>>40699840

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>>40700056
well, he would be probably better than most of us.

>>40700036
Plague.

I would be ok with my spear head barbell attachment.

>>40700117
Aren't we immune to it?

>>40700056
french is completely unchanged.

>>40699818
What specific time period though? Medieval times are from the 5th to 15th century. If ~~5th then enlist in the byzantine army under Justinian and kill mudslimes, become high ranking officer cause of gains and military experience, become adviser to justinian and uphold the glory of the eastern roman empire. Truly the best timeline. If 15th die cause otomans and all that.

>>40700131
No, look up herd immunity. You'd be resistant to it and your chances WOULD probably be better, but you can still get it.

If anything you'd cause people around you to die though.

>>40700025

Do you really though? I somehow doubt you could put together any kind of modern technology from scratch unless you're a gifted engineer. Modern tech requires study and specialization to reproduce.

Become a healslut

Do I get sent back to the exact same spot back in time? Because I'm in a really tall building right now. I need these important questions answered.

>>40700197
you'd be in space actually cause of the movement of the sun through space

Utilize my STEM degree and take over the kingdom

You retards do realize that an actual novel was written about this well over 100 years ago, yes? Or are you all drooling illiterates

>>40700182
He didn't say modern technology, he said modern scientific knowledge. He could spread what he know of scientific principles, mathematical principals, and many of those things.

>>40699818
Kill everyone with my super plague. Diseases are more dangerous now not the other way

average height for men back then was like 5'7 so Id finally get to expierence what is it like to be a tall guy. seems nice desu

I'd be the big guy at 5'9" at 155 lbs because everyone else were skeletal manlets
also i'll work my way up as a knight then as a combat instructor

>6'4 240lbs, 4 years lifting
I'd be considered about losing my gains. Would find a job doing some kind of bodyguard work maybe, or a bouncer or something for some noble. Then I'd use my money to pay a blacksmith for a shitty barbell and some plates.

Would be better than nothing. Shouldn't be too expensive for a long steel rod and wheels but it may take me months to possibly save up.

>>40700218
What one? There are a ton of time travel or back in time shit.

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>6'4"
>White scandinavian
>big guy by normie standards
>dated a horse crazy girl, so I know how to ride.
>did some amateur archery with homemade bows as a kid.

I would definitely sign up for the crusades and go kill filthy sandniggers and rape their women.

DEUS VULT!

>>40700367
Oh shit i haven't considered that training legs would be basically impossible without a strong barbell. That's why most of those marble statues have twink legs I guess.

>>40700393
No stirrups until way later though

High school science would probably blow their minds but I don't remember shit so I'd be as useless then as I am now

If I got two hours to prep I'd learn how to make basic gunpowder. If I can make guns I become rich

>>40700029
>I'm basically a doctor thanks to all my years on webmd.
>it's cancer your majesty
>what is cancer serf?

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>>40700393
can't believe it took 40 shit answers before this was posted. It just proves that /fit/ is full of incel cucks.

>>40700378

the first one, genius

https://www.gutenberg.org/files/86/86-h/86-h.htm

>actually incredibly hilarious
>Loled multiple times on Amtrak reading this
>ppl thought I was high

>>40700393
>dated a horse crazy girl, so I know how to ride.
No you don't.

>>40700410
i know cause of my chinese cartoons m8. you need saltpeter gunpowder and charcoal if i remember correctly. saltpeter you can make from piss and shit festering for months. sulfur is easy as piss to find, so you'd just need to experiment on the amount of stuff you'd put to make the gunpowder.

>>40699818
Native American here id be living with them so id be hunting buffalo and teaching them basic farming techniques

>>40700441
>look guys, don't trust these pale dudes right. They ain't gonna do you no favors.

>>40700408
just kill a spare horse and make some out of it's skin.

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>tfw serfdom forever

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>>40700424
Spotted the lonely autist that lives in front of his computer.

>>40700054
You being there affects the outcomes of all wars.

>>40700440
I learned that watching Taboo but the "how much stuff do I mix not to die" is what I'm concerned about

But now that I think about it I know that it's good to boil your medical instruments which would save a lot of lives so even this basic shit could make me valuable to whichever kingdom I happen to be in

>>40700470
potentially

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>be 5'11
>butt of all kinds of jokes
>average male height back then was 5'7
>mfw

I get to be the bully now.

>>40700463
Oh god this projecting faggot. You don't gain the knowledge and skills of people you date. Not only that I've been riding since child. I know the ins and outs.

>>40700479
true i forgot that those retards bled themselves to make em better so the most basic medical knowledge would be a godsend

>>40700481
>>40700470
in a multiverse theory yeah, but in a singular linear timeline/universe no

don't you even dbz

>>40700501
>get wounded
>go to local healer
>"yeah just rub some horseshit in it and walk it off"

Just imagine how mind-blowing would be for these people to suddenly spot a tall, light-skinned and well nourished male wearing odd clothes in a middle of nowhere.

>>40700479
""pay"" some stupid peasant to do it for you

>>40700470
Depends which time travel theory you follow.

It could also be that anon was always transferred to the past and the events unfold the way they did because of him. No matter what he does in the past doesnt affect the future

>>40700513
>wearing odd clothes
No one promised clothes.

>>40699893
Sure. All commoners get to meet the king.

>>40700513
itd be some ancient aliums shit bro

>>40700513
They'll think the logo of my adidas tracksuit is a magic glyph that gives me knowledge.

>>40700057
Pull a Cortez and claim to be their god.

>>40699818
I'll be just fine. I'm 6'5, 152Ibs, do parkour, and am smarter than medieval brainlets who still believe in gods. I'll just wear light clothing and dual wield daggers and use my agility to be a rouge like warrior in the battles against muslims

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>>40700594

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>portugal
>best timeline
>rule the fucking world
>it's all gone now
Bloody hell, I want those glorious times.

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>>40699818
I fantasize about being transported back to medieval times more than I'd like to admit. With my modern day knowledge, I help the people overthrow the aristocracy of England and then found a new meritocratic order with myself at its apex. To improve the population, I make sure that everyone has access to a basic education, food, and healthcare. Absentee ownership of land is abolished so that farmers are in full control of what they produce and the best citizens are encouraged to have the most children. While I'm tolerant of all religions, I will try to get my people to adopt a new belief system I create that is a rip off of Nietzsche's work. After consolidating my power and winning the full support of the population, I begin my war to unite the people of the Northwestern Europe into one realm. It would include all of the Germanic peoples and probably what's left of the Celts as well. After uniting my people, I do what I can to help whatever threat arrives at Europe's doorstep, whether that be Mongols, Muslims, or Memes. While I'd like to encourage global exploration, I'd prefer to not accidentally wipe out millions of people so I'm not sure what to do there. Australia was sparsely populated at this time, wasn't it? I'd probably send people to settle there peacefully. Before I die, I make it clear to my people that some day there will be no need for a state and we can all live in a beautiful, classless utopia where we no longer fight amongst one another but still retain our identities. It will sound impossible to them but many centuries later, once technology has allowed for it, I hope my words inspire my people to move beyond hierarchy.

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>2017
>actually 1317
>not being The Boss
get on my level

>abundant facial hair
>scottish
>5'7

I'll do just fine alongside my dwarven brethren.

>black plague

>>40700056
Let me tell you, Spanish is kind of rough.

I've read ye olde Spanish. It's different

>>40700701
Idk about Old Spanish but Old English is the most beautiful language I've ever heard.

>>40700054
there arent that many of (them) at that point and you could easily rally everyone against them for good if you could prove you were from the future, save the future anon

>>40700182
I'm mediocre at best but I can teach the basics of electricity, petroleum destillation and internal combustion engines to some of those very intelligent dudes that could improve/build them

>>40699818
Id probaly start by either selling the fine clothes Im wearing made by a material so rare nnone has ever seen it before(polyester) to get my self some starting cash altenatively I might pose as some healer from far far awaymy bookeeping skills might come in handy

>>40700513
>be me, Shroomknob Pete
>minding my own business, dying of the plague and shit
>on my way to the local whore to wish her a happy mother's day
>suddenly a giant appears from the sky, dressed like the king's fool
>runs towards me
>talks strange, probably a Sarasin
>same skin color
>"where da whey at?" "hit ma makros"
>tell him to fuck off
>runs to the nearest bull and starts sucking his dick
>"GOMAD"
>thefuckamIwatching.tapestry
>repeatedly lifts a pig above his head
>"DYEL"
>runs away as quickly as he appeared
>go tell the local priest
>burns me at the stake for summoning the devil
>mfw

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>6'3
>230

tfw when eastern europe nobleman with crests and shit

go war maybe? become hussar if lucky

>>40700512
>implying this isn't the cure for cancer
Homeopathic medicine is superior

>>40700719
I don't like the idea of getting everyone to rally against them. That sounds more like you're moving the problem than it sounds like solving it. Instead, I'd try to carve out a state for the Jews early on. Personally, I wouldn't have a problem with them being in my country as long as they're decent people but I recognize that their presence in Europe will lead to a lot of suffering for both Jews and Europeans so I think it'd be for the best if we gave them their own country before the worst happens.

>Be in Australia
>White
Probably after much struggle eaten by aboriginals or killed by wildlife

5'9 and 230. I'd be a brute on the battlefield physically, but I don't think my cushy American upbringing would make it easy for me to mentally adapt to such harsh conditions.

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>>40699907
>Merican
>Get either killed by, or accepted into indian tribes
>fuck sloots, hang out with a tribe that allows polygamy
>break glasses
>die of starvation

Would we be completely naked too?

>>40700503

nah breh, this is chaos theory we're talking about

>>40700451
Racist

>>40700025

You got it wrong

>write everything about physics and stuff
>write about calculus
>make a copy of the book and gift them to the monks
>make another copy of it and set it to the papacy
>live in england for the rest of your life

>i appear in argentina
Either eventually be killed by injuns, join them or make my way to the sea and make a giant statue for the spanish explorers to see and come help me
I would also try to leave what I know of modern literature and events written in stone so someone finds them and gets spooped out

>>40699818

MsC in international business, officer training and speak 4 languages.

I think I'd join one of the large merchant enterprises of the British empire.

>>40700814
>is chaos theory
m8 have you ever even seen Jurassic Park?

chaos theory has nothing to do with divergent and convergent timelines.

Become grossly incandescent

>>40700738
audibly keked

>>40699818
I actually read a book like this, where the guy was sent back to ancient rome. Basically he invented brandy and became rich as fuck and I think he married a qt too

>>40700104
TOWER OF
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>>40700847
>large merchant enterprises of the British empire.
>medieval
You'd really be fucked.

>>40700903

Eh, I'd be fucked anyways as I'm not a noble. At least that way I'd get laid as well.

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>transported to medieval america
>get raped by indians
>get castrated by indians
>have dick put in mouth by indians
>left to die by indians

at least they wouldn't think i was racist

>>40700912
Being a noble isn't so important at key points. For example, go to Asia, join or take over the Mongol hoardes somehow, tada you're better than nobility.

>>40700665
kill yourself commie scum

Looks like I'd be home just in time to die in the potato famine or be enslaved by the English :^) I'm home!

>>40700944

Meh. There were plenty of merchant guilds around at the time. Would be a more realistic idea than taking over the Mongol hordes.

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>>40700809
>>Get either killed by, or accepted into indian tribes

If you aren't between the ages of 2 and 8, they would torture you to death, and find it very amusing to absolutely destroy your junk.

>>40700225
>He could spread what he know of scientific principles, mathematical principals, and many of those things.
I'm sure the church will be real eager to hear about it

>>40700025
all these people saying you'd spread technological information, you're on the right track but you'd have to scale it back and make it highly applicable to their lives, anything too lofty and you'll just be seen as an idiot, and a vanguard maybe centuries later.

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>>40700738
lmao that was fucking great

>>40700393
nordcuck detected.
scandis were pieces of shits raiding helpless villages and raping woman lmao and getting massacred by the roman empire.

fkn lmao

>>40700738
fucking lol

>>40701145
Fuck spreading technological info, I'd just make some cash money from distilling, fuck medieval hoes and kill mudslimes.

>How fucked am i?

Maybe the Jews are fucked, I'd work my future magic on those plebs and change history, Jews would be wiped from the earth like the shit from my ass, thoroughly.

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>>40700218
Sweet, I didn't know there was a book too

>>40701280
do we get to bring our car?

>knowledge

Just get some baking soda and vinegar and you'll be king of the brits

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>>40699818
If I could talk to them I would be aces. Not only have I trained in combat but I have training in gardening, animal raising from goats to chickens to rabbits to ducks etc. I am a good fisherman and no how to take care of equipment. I also know hunting, wild forging, tree types a bit about wood working and such. Also am smart enough to know how things go in history.

Also have tons fo qaulifications in other areas so yeah I am aces.

>>40699818
>24
>Slightly above average height (for then)
>Decent gainz/former athlete
>Actually used to ride horses on the reg
>Actually a base understanding of sword and shield play
>Strong love and grasp of military history and strategy
>No ability to speak courtly french, Spanish, or occitan
It would be an ironic hell for me. I would have all of the ability to be a Chad of the Realm and no way to communicate that to anyone in a meaningful way.

>>40701411
>>40701412
HIVEMIND

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>>40700738

>>40701076

The church wasn't against knowledge per se, they were against knowledge thrown to the masses

If you were a monk who did studies with plants and physics they wouldn't give a shit, but if you were a common plebeian giving information to the lords and common rabble they gave you warnings

Most of the history books that are from pre-medieval and medieval era were kept safely by the church, and they were translated by it

Honestly the inquisition in the middle ages weren't that bad, they didn't kill that many people either, it just went stupid when the spanish took charge of it in the late middle ages and now the new fedoras make a big deal out of it

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>>40701423
Hell yeah, I do homesteading in my free time and my hobbies are all metal detecting, hiking, wild foraging, hunting, fishing.

just that damn talking part. I even know quite a bit history about how they did stuff.

I also know how to raise honey bees and would be able to tell them how to make reels that would advance fishing by a 1000 years.

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>>40701458
Truth french monks you can thank for advancing bee hives clocks etc. but yeah also they didnt mind plebs doing it bu you had to be careful as kingdoms would want your ass for their own worth.

>>40701460
I brew my own beers and ciders, live on a farm. Etc. Unfortunately they would think I was literally retarded... What state is your homestead in anon?

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>>40701522
Missouri we do our own wine too dude! Blackberry, elderberry, plum, and mulberry.

>>40701053
Well I'm half injun so we'll see where that gets me.

>>40701076
Kek
>Let Catholicism is ignorant maymay
Nigga who do you think kept all of the ancient knowledge safe from those ravaging hordes of ignorant Germans and literal mongs (Huns)? And who do you think founded the first European Universities?
>Muh secular intellectuals
*Tips ragged cap*

>>40701558
Dope brotha. Missouri is beautiful country. Bet it's all green and shit out there right now, I'm jelly.

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>>40701615
Got a cold front here but it is passing in a few days then back to warmer weather. Soon enough I can start hiking more and working out more. My back is hurt with a nerve right now but not bad enough to keep me from walking yet I dont use painkillers just booze.

Yeah Missouri can be very beautiful cant wait for mushroom season.

Glad to see another homesteader type on fit! Keep on being cool dude!

I am about to headout though was nice talking to ya dude but real life stuff calls.

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>wake up a half hour walk along the beach from a fairly large first nations settlement
>dazzle them with my smartphone and offer my modern jacket to a family head in exchange for the right to stay on their land
>teach them about writing while learning their language, help them innovate some of their technology
>help my family group attain top status, get huge eating twenty fresh salmon a day while helping to build stone castles

Pretty good desu

>>40699907
>le everyone died horribly and young meme

>>40699818
I'd understand the archaic italian/I know a bit of latin. I'd work for a Lord teaching bodybuilding/strength exercises to soldiers/rich people and fuck bitches on daily basis. The con is praying and being born in an almost deserted place.

>>40700025
>le inquisition meme

dude, you'd be taken to a fucking university (run by priests and monks) or to a monastery (like those in england where they invented stuff like advanced calculus or optics) and be world-known scholar

Just don't say stupid shit like "invisible spirits move the planets around" like Bruno said

>>40700393
you definitely would not be a crusader if you're a Scandinavian heretic, you'd get killed by the church lol

>>40701774
This is the most hilarious lack of education regarding history I've ever seen. You're an actual fucking daft cunt hahaha

you guys think that deadlifting and benching shit means you'd be strong by medieval standards

you'd get your hands broken by handshake with random 16 year old who'd been working for 11 years in the fields

>>40702541
What part of that is wrong nigga

I am 100% certain you know less about Coast Salish peoples than me, and the everyone dying of medieval aids at age 11 after starving to death is a verified meme

>>40699818
get instantly killed because of scientific knowledge... or live as a successful musician

>>40699818
>tfw built like a tall, meaty, well-fed slave
>tfw speaking in dialect that nobody would understand, wearing clothes nobody recognizes
>tfw everyone assumes I'm a runaway slave so I'm either castrated and forced into slave labor or ostracized and left to starve.

Feels bad man

Would teach SS to ancient mayans and aztecs.

Laugh when Spain finds a continent full of superior humans, with quads the size of their heads.

Launch a conquest of Europe.

Spread the natty word

>>40702933
>mayans and aztecs
>humans

kek

>>40699818
At 6'6'' (2 m for commufags), with broad shoulders and only a slightly lean physique, I'm practically a God.

I can physically beat the shit out of anyone and rape any woman I want.

>>40703007
>autists on /fit/ actually believe this

I wonder how long you'd be standing in a bohurt, let alone a real armed fight

>>40702863
Where the fuck do you live?

>>40703007
unless you are built like a mountain your height wont help you in a fight against average guy

>6'3"
>220lb
>triathalete/marathoner
>English, French, (average Mandarin and shitty spanish)
>plenty of bushcraft/hunting experience
>Know how to farm(saving grace)
>know basic Forging and mining
>how to make basic firearms
>basic medicines
>21st century knowledge of health/cleanliness

However I live in the PNW and surrounded by Native Americans
Would only live past 30 days if I could barter steel weapons and medicine for food/skins.

Would unironically arm the native population(and accidentally kill millions with common cold lmao)
Also set them centuries ahead of invading countries in both immune system, medicine and warfare.

Lets just be realistic here 90% of the people in the civilized world lack the skills necessary to survive, nevertheless thrive.

>>40703051
Why would I duel in an armed fight? My plan would be to mug people and rape cuties on the edge of town.

And I'd also be pretty smart, since you know, futureeeee

>>40703113
if you have longer arms / legs it will definitely help you in a fight because you'll have better reach

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>>40699818
>go live in the woods
>die at 25
Finally the GOOD life, amirite

>>40703118
Actually shit..anyone remember when the Spaniards brought influenza and riding horses?

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>>40703135
I'll play along: people in those times were used to having their life endangered by others, so they wouldn't have box or wrestle you, they'd just beat you with a mace or a fucking stick, or just shoot you.

>>40700393
>white scandinavian
>talking about raping muslim women

top kek mate

>>40703232
Do peasants and traders carry maces with them around? What about lonely women?

Didn't think so.

I'm not going for the nobles or knights, I just want to steal basic shit to survive and forcibly fuck women to fulfill my sexual needs.

>>40703297
>Do peasants and traders carry maces with them around?

Yes they do, because they're naturally endangered. And women almost never traveled by themselves. If you attack them when they're alone for example washing clothes in rivers, in short time there will be a posse to catch and kill your stupid ass

>>40703297
Not that guy
>peasants
These people also have jobs lmao
Best to avoid farmers, fishermen, bakers, Any tradesman, Anyone who sells wares.
>>40703232
>Traders
Probably the worst people to try and rob other than the upperclass..chances are they are carrying a weapon or they are the worst trader in the uncivilized world

>>40700048
He's a witch, he's a witch

Have a knowledge of mechanics that far out weights what anybody in those times had. I'm sure I could create a weapon of mass destruction and basically sell my work to the highest bidder

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>>40699818
I've not teleported there, but I have taken an uber there. I did alright. I sat in the black section, but the red knight won. I think it was fixed.

Well I can read and write so, pretty fucking good I imagine.

Yeah I might not know the exact dialect or whatever Ye Olde English might be, but I can have the ability to read. I could figure shit out.

>>40703297
>>40703358
Are you guys medieval history experts? Not being sarcastic, genuinely want to know.

If so, is it possible for me to arm myself and become better than them at combat thus letting me steal their stuff and rape their women?

Or do I have better chances if I try to outsmart them with ambushes or something to kill them and then rape their women.

This is because I can't take guns with me in the time travel machine, or else this would be easier.

>>40703676
>Cough in face
>2 weeks later arrive at residence and collect all belongings.
>?????
>You're the new king

>>40703738
But how do I get to have sex?

>tfw australian
Absolutely fucked. The aboriginal tribes would make me their bitch.

>>40703884
Secretly treat women with knowledge of modern naturopathy+medicinal herbs.

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>>40699907
>or syphillis
you'd have to get laid for that

>>40699818
Only slightly.
I'm fairly strong and endurant and can build fairly well. The dense nutrient rich food and clean air and water will be amazing.

Tech will be easy to create, ignore steam, go directly to electromagnetism.

Will create magnetic guns and assorted weapons to use. Maybe build a musket or handgun.

Might become a wizard who uses SCIENCE and knowledge to manipulate. Will have dozens of pregnant women across the countryside in a matter of years.
Go to a few convents and fuck my way through the whore nuns there.

Will then go to the middle east and fuck my way through them.
Then set up shop in africa where I'll build a small brutal empire of intelligent, sword, spear and gun wielding bastards who'll worship me as a king and have many many 20/10 african bitches to impregnate.

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>>40699818
>tfw can't communicate with them so they'll probably just bifurcate me anyway
>tfw die of 14 quintillion diseases
>tfw die to bandits
>tfw die being accused of witchcraft
>tfw i can't help them retake the holy land

>>40700414
>>40700414
Even the ancient Egyptians knew about cancer

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>>40699818
I would make my way to meso america where I would be welcomed as the coming of their deity Quetzalcoatl in the flesh. (tfw 6'2, 200lbs, white, blue eyed man). As a medfag, I would perform miracles to further my claim. Also knowing in a few decades the Spaniards would arrive, I would prepare my people by introducing them to gunpowder and steel.

More than likely I'd just be brutally slaughtered, but still.

>>40700056
To be honest, most of those languages have influenced each other over time, so having a knowledge of all of them would mean that none of them would be particularly difficult to understand.

>wanting sex with hairy women who lack basic hygiene

>>40699818
Probably become an academic and write a load of plays and books before they were written and become a better version of Shakespeare. I'd try and get myself into Parliament or the King's Council as an adviser and use my knowledge of the future and basic grasp of science to help steer the country in the right direction.

I'd probably become a hermit somewhere then kill myself when my health started declining.

>>40700161
Ça c'est yinc des hosties de ment'ries.

>>40703118
Ya I feel like I'd be fucked. Im in good shape in terms of strength and endurance. Ive been an amateur boxer for years too so I'll fuck up people in a time when real fighting styles arent widely available.

But it's also a time when anyone can sneak into your window and murder you in your sleep, so fighting isnt wise unless youre constantly traveling.

As far as knowing how to gather edible food and water, I'd be fucked. My best bet would be either gain apprenticeship somewhere or luck into royalty somehow.

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>>40699818
if i simply go back in time, i'd trap hella shit out here in the PNW, then lift heavy stones for fitness, and erect a fortress for the locals and go live by myself innawoods.

>>40699818
Teach people proper sanitation and how to make soap to wash their hands. Guaranteed place in the history books.

>>40703608
Fuck, I haven't gone there in well over ten years. Our yellow knight lost

>>40705226
kek, Modern day business practices applied centuries ago would ensure your ancestors be Billionaires and run the oldest soap business in existence...Unfortunately most soap materials are more readily used for food supplements..(Fat)

>>40700161
Yeah, good thing he speaks occitan though

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Depends on how far I want to go back I guess.

>WE WUZ direct descendant of Norman Conquerors
>if high middle ages be marcher lord and bang welsh women all day
>go on crusade and rape arabs
>if dark ages go be an adventurous white nigger
>tfw diabetic
>tfw none of that happens because I die when im 2

>>40705167
You tryna help me survive contact with the natives?
My trap game is weak AF.
>>40703118

>>40699818

A dream come true. Now I can travel the countryside on horseback fighting people with honor and for glory. So much cooler back then if two dudes greed to spar to death then a crowd would gather around and watch them fight it out.

>>40705547
>mfw you die from a simple cut getting infested

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>>40699818
I'll be an actual Wizard.

I know enough sience and people will assume it's magic.

Oh and I'll run a campaign against jews and kill them all for good

>>40699840

6'1, 200 pounds. Bald, shaved head, full beard. I already look like I'm from medieval times. I'm also a geomatics surveyor, but a bush surveyor. I spend most of my day hiking through the woods and cutting down trees. I would be fine. I could build my own log cabin, I am a bow hunter, capable fisherman, honestly I wish I could travel back to medieval times. I would be a lot better suited for life back then.

>>40705647

infested with what? Also I would know to cleanse the wound with alcohol or salt and seal the wound.