Naked old men in the locker room

Yeah he brushes his teeth naked. That frothing mouth and shaking ass make it hard to contain myself.

>>40684020
They talk about surgeries for problems developed abroad and mortgages.

Bike suits when not naked.

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>sign up for cheaper new gym
>show up for first time letz go
>enter lockeroom
>old fuck butt naked on bench legs spread shaving pubes
>360 moonwalk outta there

I swear /fit/ I cancelled my membership right then and there. Signed back up for the expensive gym and got a real workout in. Still felt repulsed at the sight of his pubes flying all over the bench and floor as he shaved for the rest of the day.


Fuck old people.

>>40684020
They don't lift
This one guy comes in half an hour before closing in a sleeveless top, fingerless gloves, talks at everyone (yes, 'at') and then does lat pulldowns

>>40684020
Gonna be me one day :)

How about naked old women in the locker room?

Apparently it's the rule that if you're over 45 you are obliged to walk around showing everyone your gross saggy tits. And you have to bend over every few seconds so everyone can see your snatch.

They are based

>>40685876
tell us more about the women's locker room!

>>40684061
Saw an old guy doing this too, his dick kept smacking the counter.

post photos of nude older men please

Bro these guys have been around forever and are from a time where people showered public ally together in a locker room.
Once they get to that age they don't give a shit and will dry their balls with blow dryers in locker room. That's how much they don't give a fuck.

>>40684020
>old man jenkins naked in locker room
>shaking everyones hand
>smiles like the guy from poltergeist
>douses self in gold bond powder
>blowdrys his junk
>powder explodes into air
>dustcloud of gold bond
>puts his shirt on after getting one leg in his pants

>>40687838
not the anon you're asking but I can tell you from my experience the women's locker room is not hot at all
>girls with the heads down combing hair like mad, lots of hair on the ground
>girls overly spraying their armpits with deodorant makes you wanna cough
So basically hair carpet and deodorant air.
Also, not very friendly. Like 3 girls out of 10 respond when someone greets them, most just give each other jealous looks and continue spraying deodorant

>sauna in the lockerroom
>open the door
>see an old nakedman on his back doing bicycle kicks
>his dick and balls are drooping across his belly swaying gentle as he moves his legs
>decide that I don't really want to go into the sauna anyways

>>40689740
>Like 3 girls out of 10 respond when someone greets them,
You talk to strangers in the changing room?
That's pretty verboten

>>40689839
greeting is not talking, right?
it's just normal to greet

>>40689877
>it's just normal to greet
Not really
Unless you know someone already, you play the "Everyone else is invisible game"

You don't make eye contact.
It's the law of the men's room

>>40689906
sounds pretty autismo to me, if not robotical

>>40689906
You are quite autistic

Gym is literally the place you share as a work out facility, and it is only normal to simply greet other lifters. This goes for the locker room policy as well.

Honestly you just sound really young or fucking ignorant, probably both.

>>40690010
I bet you take the urinal right next to someone else

>>40690037
No, I greet other people at the gym. Learn the difference.

>>40690085
Gym =/= men's room

>>40690104
The locker room is a part of them gym. Sounds like youve never even been inside of a gym before.

>>40689906
>>40690037
I was describing the girls locker room lrn2read

>>40690113
Locker room is part of the bathroom, dude
If there are urinal and showers, it's a bathroom

>>40690125
A locker room is a room that has space to leave your outside clothes at, and they usually have toilets that are separated from the locker room by a door.

>>40690147
>that are separated from the locker room by a door.
Never seen that before

>>40684061
>make it hard to contain myself
Whatever floats your boat bro.

They just use the sauna at our gym.

>>40690170
shut up you absolute mong

>>40684020
I'm 22 and fat
I walk around in the locker room all the time.

They're part of a generation that didnt give a fuck.

Its only autistic Americans that have a problem with nudity.

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>>40684020

No they don't. But the hot women make up for it.