She wants to lose weight /fit/ dubs decide what the "secret" to losing weight fast it. No dumb shit like killing your family or anything of the sorts
drink a gallon of milk a day and do starting strength
Stop eating so much.
8 scoops
zumba and squats
>>40682138
Tell her to tell her to tell her.
>>40682138
36 eggs a day. Every single day
assisted hip thrusts ;))))
Shot of apple cider vinegar to boost metabolism. No, you can't dilute it.
lots and lots of adderall
>>40682138
You gotta suck this dick and swallow.
bloodletting
lots of sex
>>40682138
A shot of Vinegar every night before bed
"ok but first I gotta see your nudes"
Squats x F on my dick
>>40682138
count her calories and do cardio once or twice a week
whey enema
>>40682200
You fuck. That was my idea!
lots of fucking, ill help you out if you can keep up
Eat less move more.
>>40682138
Every night before you go to sleep you must stand in a dark room and think thin privilege thoughts. After doing this you must say 5 times, increasing in volume each time, "Shrink"
After doing this for a month you will drop 1 pound a day until you stop the routine. Every time you want to lose more weight like this, you have to go through an entire month for you to start losing weight.
>>40682200
WINRAR
Gomad
>>40682196
this
>>40682222
>>40682200
Quads before dubs
>>40682222
Quads beat dubs
>>40682200
>>40682222
QUADS OF TRUTH
>>40682138
you have to have lots of sex winkyface
Well /fit/? Dont stop now
>>40682138
"eat butter"
POST IT OP
lets fuck
>>40682290
That's a classic
>>40682289
idk maybe tell her what gomad is?
>>40682289
gallon of mango a day
>>40682289
Gag on my awesome dick
>>40682289
Give Oral to Me All Day
I need to see your nudes first ;)))
DNP + ECA stack
http:// boards.4chan.org/fit/thread/40682138
get rid of the space tho honey ;))
>>40682289
Go On, Move All Day
4chan
Gulp of Malk a Dey
Make a frog folder in your phone, okay? Text me when you're done.
>>40682289
Get Out More And Dance
>tfw I alway have great ideas
>tfw I never get dubs
Go on, masturbate all day
>>40682426
FUCKING ME
Get on my average dick
>>40682289
Gallon of margarine a day
>>40682433
oh shit this is a good one
p.s. lets hang out
>>40682289
Go Out (with) Me, A Date
EC stack with DNP
>>40682433
Go ahead and do it op
>>40682476
Rolling for this
>>40682483
Reroll
Just do kegels all day
>>40682496
>>40682476
rollin again
Is this the end?
>>40682476
Rerolling for this
>>40682533
>>40682528
Oh god too late anon
>>40682528
>A U T I S M
>U
>T
>I
>S
>M
>>40682528
"Lol I'm just kidding don't be so touchy, ok here's the deal GOMAD stands for drinking milk instead of having a regular meal, you just drink a gallon of milk a day to lose weight. :)"
>>40682528
Christ, RIP anon
>>40682476
this
>>40682548
*dont forget to eat squats and do oats
>>40682138
niggerdick flavored pudding
>>40682533
OP LOOK, YOU CAN MAKE A JOKE ABOUT IT
SAVE FACE, QUICK
>>40682528
Pls reply, I need to validate myself by texting random fatties and drinking the pain away. Also, nudes?
>>40682528
Pls respond. I enjoy texting fatasses for fun
>>40682586
Rerollan
>>40682598
Reroll
Alright.
Also shes not fat, she just thinks she is because her brother keepa calling her fat. Her ass mad phat though
>>40682677
See now you planned this all along
>>40682677
post pic of her ass
>>40682677
fucking pussy trying to save face
>>40682677
Reply "Just kidding, you're a subhuman piece of filth and I will never go out with you."
>>40682677
tell her jk you should kys
>>40682677
"Yeah for real, let's go get ice cream"
>>40682677
Kek not really.
I posted this entire conversation on an anime board you fat bitch
>>40682677
'Do you mind eating out? I love it *wink face*'
>>40682765
Or 'Do you have a big appetite? Cus Ive got a good mouthful for you'
>>40682677
yes of course frfr!!! but only if you swallow ;P ;P
>>40682138
Killing your family
>>40682786
reroll
>>40682677
No. Filth. You really think I would go on a date with you? *vanishes into the night*
>>40682806
Re rolling
lord bless this roll with a pair of holy dubs
>>40682778
Rolling for this
>>40682806
Re re roll
PRAISE KEK
>>40682778
Reroll
>>40682806
Re re re roll
Rolling is a lot like gambling
>>40682778
FUCK rerollan the reroll
>>40682677
"Haha no, i love traps. THEY ARE NOT GAY BTW"
>>40682778
Reroll^3 cmon get
>>40682806
4th times a charm
Re re re re roll
>>40682677
yes ive always loved you
>>40682778
Dont fail me now Kek
>>40682677
Yeah, since i'm so into fitness and it's always good to work out with a partner, lets make a thing of it, what do you say?
>>40682189
I take this for gout. I learned to put it in salads. Bretty good.
>>40682806
Re re re re re roll
Holy fuck
>>40682877
you stole my dubs
re-rollan for >>40682879
>>40682877
WINRARRRR
>>40682806
Reroll on isle 6
>>40682806
Re rolling
>>40682806
Re re re re re re re re re re rolling
>>40682877
Winner winner chicken dinner, OPs date's a fucken minger
>>40682806
I own this thread. Reroll #9
>>40682956
Apparently not, friend
>>40682806
Ok, last re roll
>>40682178
just the whites tho
post pics u nigger
>>40682677
"No it stands for a gallon of milk a day, did you really think I'd date your fat ass?"
>>40682677
What a fucking save lad, even though it is a fatty
>>40682138
wii fit and zumba
>>40682677
yeah I think we would make a good couple
>>40682806
please
>>40682289
Gallon of mammalsemen a day
>>40682970
don't forget your multivitamin!
>>40682222
HEIL
>>40683419
damn must be tuff
>>40683419
i wonder if she'll ever realize that getting fat through eating actually requires more time and energy than not eating as much
>>40683122
WINRAR NIGGA
of course op wont do it bc he abandoned this thread
>>40682148
Reroll
>>40682441
Underrated