Downsides of getting /fit/

>Can't go to a party or club without some insecure, dyel manlet trying to start some shit with you.

>>40676772
So annoying..

>>40676752
>making fun of your blender bottle
Unless you have one of those retarded grenade ones, theyre just joshing you

always fucking hungry..
increased sexual drive with noone to sex with

>dyel friends giving me unsolicited advice after hearing I've lost 40 pounds
>it's always some dumb anecdotal shit

I havent got any downside yet. Ppl seem to treat me better...

>>40676982
Like what?

>>40676752
>people ask for your advice but use it

My mom is the worst case of this. Fat her whole life, always trying to lose it. Never successful. I can't hold her hand and tell her not to eat that fucking chocolate bar...christ.

>>40676752
>>people making fun of your blender bottle
lmao what?

>>40677035
>but don't use it*

>>40677032
>don't eat after 19 pm, my friend did it and lost 5 pounds in 2 weeks

>>40677015
I've never been fit, but I have been obese twice and dyel inbetween. It's amazing how differently people treat you when you aren't a blob of mass.

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>>40677064

>19 pm

>>40677221
7 pm in Burger.

>>40677104
Bro once you get fit ppl respect you even more and some ppl mire

>>40677040
My coworkers who are either really skinny or really fat do it all the time to me. Goes hand-in-hand with being made fun of for not jumping up and running to the conference room when it's announced there are donuts.

"Oh watching your figure are you young lady?"
Fuck you Jason you're at least 350lbs, constantly complain about your knees and back, and everyone talks about how bad you smell.

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>>40676772
How do you deal with lesser men trying to dominate you

Why are these guys such losers

>>40676901
This has been my experience as well

>>40677424
you mean 1900? you absolute retard. the point of military time is that you dont need AM/PM

>>40677424
So wats 19 am in burger?

>>40676772
This. Holy fuck.

Never happened to me but must be annoying.

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>>40676901
>increased sexual drive with noone to sex with
It's worse when there a tons of qts at your work.

>>40678123
They can make for good stories

>>40676752
getting smaller and weaker now makes you depressed so you contantly have to eat big and hit the gym

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>Thinking that lifting will clear up your depression
>Now you will never be satisfied with how you look.

>>40680459
delet

>>40678091
lol is there a version with audio?

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>be at home
>having my breakfast bagel and oatmeal so I'm fully charged for my 10 hour shift throwing mail bags at the airport
>mommy comes downstairs from vacuuming
>scolds me for overeating
>"ANON, TWO BAGEL SLICES AND TWO PACKETS OF OATMEAL? THAT'S THREE ENTIRE MEALS YOU'RE HAVING!!1!"
>lose 20 good boy points

Fucking cunt how am I supposed to bulk without tendies now

I hate my life

>>40680459
powerlift

>>40676772
Only just started having this recently, must be a sign that I'm getting bigger. People always squeeze your arms, but this one guy took the piss.

>be dancing in the club
>minding my own business
>with a group of mates, plus some other lads I didn't know
>offer to buy the next round of shots
>begin walking off to the bar
>manlet of the group that I don't know very well grabs me by the arm and squeezes tight
>laugh, think he's just mirin
>he extends his arm for a handshake
>reciprocate and shake his hand
>at this point I'm thinking he's thanking me for buying the drinks
>next thing I know he starts squeezing
>squeeze back
>he becomes visibly angry and red in the face as we have this battle of handshakes in the middle of the dance floor
>staring each other directly in the eye
>see sweat begin to drip down his forehead
>at this point my hand is actually in agony
>we both have a vice like grip on each other
>looks like when crabs fight each other on nature documentaries
>a few minutes go past and then he finally relents and let's go
>I win
>smile and pat him on the arm and walk to the bar and continue with what I was doing
>wake up the next morning to see huge bruise on my hand
>all because a manlet wanted to start shit with me

>>40681066
kek'd

was there nothing spoken during your crab fight with manlet? if so, that makes it even more funny

>>40681066
>looks like when crabs fight each other on nature documentaries
It's fucking perfect

People asking me to take them to the gym. I love working out with people and showing newbies proper form and whatnot, but 9/10 times, they just end up making lame excuses why they can't/ don't want to. I usually end up either missing my workout time because they "need to eat something first" then two hours later they "just need to get changed" then an hour later "my phone is at 3% I need to charge it". If you want to get in shape and learn how to workout, I will totally give you all the advice I have, but if you're going to fuck with me for hours just because you don't want to admit that you only like the idea of working out and won't actually commit to it, don't even talk to me about it. Now I just tell people "hey I'm going the gym in an hour, wanna come?" I don't wait for anyone or anything, I just say when I'll be there. And they never show, ever, but that's their problem

>>40680957
search connor murphy tips on youtube
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RyTrXmFBJdQ

>>40678091
Rape them to assert dominance.

>>40682475
Bitches be mirin that body

>>40682475
Also what is that guys routine?

>>40681066
Every time someone does that I just jab my finger into the tendons of their hand and they relent

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>>40676752
>always being the first person asked to help move stuff

No that's usually the guy with the pick up truck.

>girl whispers to her friend "is he a model?"
My spaghetti cant handle this

>>40684173
sauce

I more or less have no one to hang out with because a bulk of my friends I've met through partying.

I also find it difficult to enjoy drinking due to its caloric content/knowing I won't be able to work out the next day. I feel like one of those lame people that say they can have fun without drinking but I genuinely can. Conversely, my boyfriend annoys me when he's drunk because I'm too sober to tolerate it.

>>40680976
effort/10

>>40684204
this was before he dumped her when he didn't know
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph56a6b0af33b4c

this one is after when he dumped her and let her borrow his car

http://www.xvideos.com/video23329768/selena_green_vargas_en_su_famoso_video_porno_pornogratishd.xxx

>>40684116
Rack pulls xf
And repeat

>>40684219
>http://www.xvideos.com/video23329768/selena_green_vargas_en_su_famoso_video_porno_pornogratishd.xxx

fucking hero

>>40682151
What? Just tell them when you're going and its up to them to show up.

>>40678123
>Never happened to me but must be annoying.
lmao

>>40678087
i dont even know this jason dude but i hate him already

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>>40679085

Finally got a belly but dragging my feet on doing my first cut. Paranoid about losing a single ounce of precious gains. Been auschwitz mode and never wanna be smaller ever again.

>>40680459
>Losing the weight makes you feel free
>Realize you're still weak and small
...
>Keep going because depression is a loser's game.

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I had a few favorite articles of clothing, including an expensive motorcycle jacket given to me by my gramps. It was custom made, tailored, and fit to perfection. I've worn the jacket around as a lanklet and the jacket has become perfection with wear. It's a beautiful jacket and it has a lot of sentimental value.

Now I can't fit in the damn thing, since it was made to dyel measurements. Shit. Now it's just sitting in my closet looking all pretty and shit. I don't want to get a new jacket, though.

>pic related is the jacket, but not me

>>40681132
No talking, just dead silent, slightly homoerotic staring into each other's eyes

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>>40685115
Was he hot?

>>40685172
He was a manlet, work it out for yourself.

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>>40685212
What do you mean by this?

>>40676752
>Start lifting
>Nobody thinks I lift
>4pl8 diddly
>1pl8 ohp
Thanks genes.

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>cant go out without some asshole pointing out and laughing that i carry my chicken tendies with me
ffs

>>40681066
>>looks like when crabs fight each other on nature documentaries

hoh fuck my sides

>>40684716
I know this feel, Anon. You are not alone

>>40685373
You do SS?

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>>40680976
Newfags get out.

>>40677424
yeah no, you don't use am/pm with military time you asshat

>>40684206
Just drink and do overdo it man, have some moderation

>>40685248
he means no you horse jockey

>get fit
>stop lifting from injuries
>still look muscles, start lifting again
>guys look at me with confusion as I lift tiny weights

I'm fucking recovering from an injury and inactivity, but I still look big and not fat.

I now get the people who try to passive aggressively lift heavier than you when I workout, ie, I was doing light front squats with 185, and some dyel comes to the rack next to me, puts 225 on, tries to front squat it and snippity-snabs his spine for two reps then glares at me and leaves.

I cannot make this shit up.

>>40680459
Joke is on you, I wasn't satisfied with how I looked before either.

>>40685212
kek'd hard

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>>40686392
>he means no you horse jockey

>>40685248
don't worry little guy,i'm sure when you stand on your tippy toes you feel like a big boy!!

>>40677424
KEK

>>40681066
Similar thing has happened to me twice just because I try to have a firm handshake.

>>40678114
This is what cancer looks like lads.

Just say no

Sitting is way more uncomfortable then before. Assfat is usefull.

>>40677035
I know this feel all to well dude

>>40684716
Keep it for your future dyel Son.

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>>40686814
>I try to have a firm handshake
are you one of those
"I have to squeeze with 50lbs of pressure or people will think I'm a girl" types

>>40676752
Stretchmarks

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>>40687121
how do i get rid of this problem

>>40687273
get stronger slower.

otherwise you can't

try bodybutter

>>40677424
19 pm is the same as 7 am actually

19 pm = 12 pm + 7 hours = 7 am