Why is the bodybuilder the manlet?

>>40676319
Because bodybuilders are always short people who need to compensate for their height with muscles.

Why does the powerlifter have abs?

>>40676319
Why is the crossfitter built like he lifts?

>>40676319
Why is the crossfitter able to walk

why is the crossfitter walking?

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>1%

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>>40676393

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>>40676319
>Redbull

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Where is the olympic weightlifter

>>40676319
I thought about this picture like 2 hours ago and how retarded it is.

>>40676319
Overcompensating.

>>40676319
Why isn't the powerlifter fat?

>>40676319
lmao that edit made by crossfitters trying to save some face

Someone please upload the one where the xfag is a stick with retarded face

>>40676319
why do they all look like bodybuilders instead of their respective archetype?

>>40676319
Crossfitter /sips/ Red Bull...

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>>40676713

>>40676390
How can the powerlifter walk with a leg shaped like that? It's like he has a reversed knee.

>>40677157
that's what you get for doing squats nigger

>crossfitter
>looks strong and proportionate
kek

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>>40677092

100x kek

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>>40676319
>>40677092
>crossfitters trying to insert themselves into the lifters' club

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>>40677092

>>40676319
>Crossfitter
>Jacked

Choose one

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>>40677320
>>40677340

>hivemind

>crossfitter
>looks like bodybuilder
>powerlifter
>not fat
at least the strongman has gigantic traps

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>>40677419
Kek, the powerlifter looks like a bald, bearded John Cena, which is fitting, I guess. Cena does powerlifting.

>>40677364
Why does everyone hate crossfit so much?

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>>40677473

>>40677530
>>40677543
In 2013 Crossfit had 2 guys that deadlift over 650 and a couple of more with an over 600 one. The top 50 were all above 550. The guys with an over 600 deadlift would have been in the Top 35 of American powerlifters at the 181 lb weight class.

They are goofballs but they are strong goofballs.

>>40677473
because they are ignorant and most people are afraid of things that are new so they find videos of people practicing crossfit workouts and doing a very poor job of it.

You can do the same thing for people who go to the gym: compile a bunch of videos edited so that it makes anyone using any gym equipment look like bozos

Just try it, use your head, if you don't like it then do something else; stop listening to people on the fucking internet who just shitpost all day and don't actually train OR the retards who think that their way of exercising is the only way. If you are going to listen to close-minded people you are going to fail.

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>>40677593
Roiding is rampant in crossfit. Besides, top crossfitters don't do crossfit, they do their own routines and compete in the crossfit games for the money.

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>>40676319

>>40677613
The same can be said about powerlifting. The skinny-fat kid doing Starting Strength and watching Elgintensity is no different than the yuppie doing kipping pull-ups and other idiocies. The top guys in Crossfit are cool in my book.

>>40677598
their workouts are ineffective and dangerous, aside from the cleans which have terrible form.

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>>40677473
You know how using momentum to complete a movement is generally a bad idea?
Well that's a fundamental tenet of Crossfit

Combine that with lots of broscience and their own "special proprietary exercises" and you get a group of people who worship bad form and think they're superior to everyone else

>>40676319
Because you're insecure?

>>40677644
At least the kid doing SS is starting with the true fundamentals
Crossfit ignores the proper fundamentals in order to be "special"

>>40677648
I googled some of their stuff just out of curiosity. It seems like there is A LOT of conditioning work involved. I can see why some people resort to bad form - they lack the cardio and the needed GPP to get stronger.

>>40677680
Again, this sounds like a "my dad can beat up your dad thing". Recreational crossfit doesn't seem all that different from recreational powerlifting. Well at least it has abs and hot chicks lol.

>>40677690
I think it's a different thing altogether. SS is about maximum strength. Crossfit is about maximum strength under very heavy cardio conditions such as rowing 500 meters and then doing a 20-rep body-weight benchpress.

It's closer to strongman if you think about it.

>>40677754
The only crossfitters who look are roiders. Everyone looks dyel as fuck.

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>>40677720
>>40677754
You people are nuts

Crossfit promotes bad form and dangerous habits

>>40677720
well, show me a 1 year recreational crossfitter progress and a 1 year recreational powerlifter progress then

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>>40677872

>>40677940
ayy

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>>40677872
The crossiftters look like they are out of skinny-fat mode.

>>40677940
lol

>>40677940
Based Bundy has that functional strength.

Where is the weightlifter with the platform shoes and foam roller

>>40677985
Hey Isley why don't you press overhead at all?

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>>40676319
because it's all manlets can do to try and compensate but it's never enough

manlets are fucking worthless and everytime I see one I wonder why he's even in public in the first place. Stay inside and out of sight, and bottle your anger up silently.

>>40677644
The roidaroo bits of powerlifting (that you know) like Dan green and brandon lolly aren't powerlifters and don't represent powerlifting

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>>40678662
fuck off fatarse
Blobs who eat everything in sight and spend more time stretching and foam rolling than they do actually lifting (if you can even call it that with all the equipment they wear) then complain about roiders don't represent powerlifting

>>40678662
>aren't powerlifters

objectively untrue

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>>40678662
>this is the body of someone who says steroids are unhealthy
really strains the brain

>>40677473
I think part of it's a meme, part of it is le secret club bullshit, part of it is because you really shouldn't do crossfit workouts on a daily basis, and part of it is because it gives dyels a FREE group to feel better than.

Imo there's honestly not that much of a difference between strongman and crossfit, aside from the absolute strength of the low level competitors and that crossfit does a bit more endurance work.
All of that being said part of the reason why crossfit gets so much hate is because how smug/annoying the fucks were when it was really starting to get popular.

>>40678932
kek

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>>40678932
>this is the body of someone who says isley is a strong and handsome man

no homo

>>40678990
GYNO

>>40677985
tfw you just saw "isley" but you don't actually know his trip

d-dat you?

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>>40678990
need gyno surgery asap

>>40677613
Roiding is rampant period.

But yeah to the rest

>>40679003
yeah and grills and boys still think i look better than you, mad?

>>40677092
Never seen jacked power lifter in my life

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>>40679020
you need steroids and shoe lifts asap

>>40677593
>In 2013 Crossfit had 2 guys that deadlift over 650 and a couple of more with an over 600 one
literally mediocre stats for professional strength athletes
There are 5 people at my gym with 600+ deadlifts

>>40679030
stan efferding

>>40678662
IPF isn't the only federation that exists. That said, I prefer to watch single-ply but that's besides the point.

>>40678787
Ironically, Dave Tate had a NOTORIOUSLY bad diet that he got from JM which consisted of McDonald's sandwiches, Chinese buffets and large pizzas lol.

>>40678932
He looks fine.

>>40679030
>>40679063
konstantinov
dave gulledge
coleman
matt kroczaleski
Pete Rubish
eric lilliebridge

and those are just a few of the good heavyweight ones... want more examples?

Literally almost everyone who competes under heavyweight

>>40679060
They are good stats for people who don't specialise in the deadlift and do it in a very exhausted state.

>>40676319
>powerlifter
>visible abs
Pick one.

>>40679028
No, no they don't bbgrl.

>>40679110
The "fat powerlifter" thing comes from the days of geared lifting. In the OP's picture the powerlifter should be fat because he is about to do Westside.

>>40679217
strong proof, pussy post pics

lmao 2pussy2postpix

pussyboi

>>40676371
deads and squats dumass

>>40679260
I'm not the insecure one with gyno here, bb. Ain't got nothing to prove.

>>40679310
pics lol

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>>40678932
>powerlifting

not even once

>>40676608
at. an Olympic gym

>>40679310
When anon gets called out and exposed.

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>>40679346
time to fade back into the darkness of obscurity, to step up and get slapped down so fast must sting

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>>40679321
lardarses who worship Rippletits and Wendler aren't the entirety of powerlifting and they're the reason it (and strength training in general) has the image it has nowadays (fatasses wearing a fuckton of gear to move a bar a few inches after spending an hour doing rehab work for injuries they don't have)
people like Konstantin Konstantinovs, Jamie Lewis, Dan Green and Pete Rubish represent what powerlifting should be

>>40679440
>Wendler
Say what you must about Ripetoad but Wendler actually demands that one does conditioning as part of 5/3/1.

>>40679440
>people like Konstantin Konstantinovs, Jamie Lewis, Dan Green and Pete Rubish represent what powerlifting should be
No they fucking don't. They aren't even in fucking powerlifting.

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>>40679009
Yes, it be me, joseph

>>40679638
Konstantinov is brah
and Dan Green claims to be but those silly deadlifts

don't make fun of KK brah

>>40676319

why is the crossfitter jacked

>>40679638

Except they literally are.

They all powerlift/have powerlifted competitively or for a living and have competed dozens of time. So explain to me how they aren't powerlifters?

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>>40679653
Hey george, haven't lifted in like 2 years but I started again recently, but i'm into cars a lot I got a camaro, u mirin?

>>40679719
pete rubish is casual af and dan green does fake lifts(see deadlift)

idk who jamie lewis is

>>40679729
Chaos and Pain

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>>40679638

>>40679721
Did you go off cycle too?

I am mirin that's a nice car. I have a handme down from my great uncle.

>>40679781
>vintage british automobile

mirin

also.... you really think I would roid while not lifting.... lmao

>>40677092
Please edit the strongman so the rock is just his enormous gut

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>>40679941
>strongmen are fat

>>40679638
>it's a "tripfag is a total dumbass like always" episode

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>>40679941
shoo

>>40676319
What's the difference between a strongman and powerlifter?

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>>40680022
>>40680118

>>40680142
powerlifter does squat bench deadlift
strongman does weighted carries,circus db press,uses axle bar,atlas stones,kegs etc

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>>40680153

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>>40680153
>>40680167

>>40680142
powerlifters focus on performance on 3 lifts, it also has weight classes. and all that compete in weight classes under the highest (unlimited maximumw eight) basically end up focusing on power to weight ratio. a powerlifters end goal is to be the strongest in 3 lifts combined in their weight class.

strongmen focus on lifting heavy things you won't find in non specialized gym in ways you won't see people doing in any non specialized gym, except for those 3 lifts. a strongmans end goal is be the strongest across the board in a weighted comparison against others.

both sports also have diffrent rules how to execute big 3 lifts

top teir powerlifters are almost always better across the board that top teir strong men but sometimes strongmen can beat all powerlifters at a lift, like eddie hall, who has the best deadlift.

>>40680142
They are different sports. Are you too lazy for wikipedia?

>>40680241
Yes.

>>40680118
>>40680022
just some bantz lads calm down

>>40680241
are you 2 lazy 2 search google 2 times and link 2 articles?

Must you always be right you cunt?

>>40676319
Powerlifter should not wear Converse
Strongman need a Scotman's kilt
Bodybuilder should needs more meme-clothing and Youtube streaming from a cellphone 24/7
Crossfitter should be an 21 year old girl with kale and shit

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>>40676319
the is just a regular sized mexican

>>40677644
The problem with crossfit has always been their smug, in-group mentality combined with the absolute lack of oversight of crossfit "coaches," leading to hilarious gym routines featuring DYELs doing joint-busting exercises.

Someone doing starting strength might have the first trait but they definitely don't have the second.

>>40679038
do you still upload on youtube?

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>>40677473
>No plans, just follow the WOD on the board.
>complete this high intensity/high rep scheme in a personal best time
>in an effort to beat someone's or your own time, you throw form out the window
>your back gets thrown out with it

>>40680456
>this try hard

Fuck off fatty

>>40680032
Fuck you cunt, Isley and Lotus are my /fit/fus

>>40680679
I'm going to start at the end of the year when I get ripped again, also gunna be streaming on twitch and visiting /shit/ semi frequently

>>40680226
Best strongman deadlift, the rules are a little differant.

>>40676319

Poowerlifting is for fatties.

>>40681195
now you're being isley.

stahp, hes got the best deadlift.

>>40676319

why does the crossfitter look like a juice head?

>>40677092
Truth

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>>40677473
Because it caters to idiots who were never good at a sport and think they can do excersises with horrible form while putting themselves on a pedestal that's supported by their inflated ego and compensation

>>40676608
At the Olympics because he does an actual sport

>>40678990
BN - bulging nipples

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>>40676319
>crossfit

>>40676713
>>40677092
thanks I meant exactly that one

kek

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>>40679030

>>40679112
No the deadlift is one of their lifts, just as it is for strongman, who also do it in an exhaustive state. Crossfitters are just mediocre in every lift.

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>>40679030
do you even lift, dude? Powerlifters are huge as fuck. Just because you see the fat fucks in the unlimited class doesn't mean the lighter classes aren't lean as fuck.

>>40683530
I thought they typically did drug testing at powerlifting comps

>>40684093
You can't be serious. Competing in strength sports without PEDs is fucking retarded.

im new to this board, is this manlet thing a meme or is this some tumblr-tier mental illness?

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>>40683617
jesse is a fucking monster

>ywn squat 5.5pl8 5x10

>>40676319
>Big Crossfitter
>Lean Powerlifter

>>40679721
hey man, specs on that camaro? t.gm fag

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>>40680153
Wrong, buddy.

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>>40676608
am i the only one that zoomed in on her crotch?

>>40677957
Is that Elon Musk?

>>40684901
He's not bald, so no.

>>40679110
>matt kroczaleski
I suppose he went too far in some parts...

Konstantinovs is a complete beast and a great example though.

>>40676319
i thought the crossfitter was covered in bandages

also make the powerlifter fat

>>40677690
I used to think this too and I'm a powerlifter but I do alot of conditioning. My buddy opened up a box and him and his sister literally make all of their instructors explain all lifts mechanics to new comers and they basically have to pass a test where their form has to be at a certain level before they progress. And my buddy who is the owner is running 5/3/1 BBB and then he does wods later in the day.

>>40677827
kek loud at work

>>40677644
>The same can be said about powerlifting
Tell me where you find top power lifters who get good at the lifts by not doing them.

>>40676319
None of these guys do leg day. How sad.

>>40677598
Nope. Gone to a few crossfit gyms, and my friend's sister owns one. They all preach the same thing; finish your workout no matter what. My friend's sister's hands were purple and black after doing pull ups while kipping. At the other crossfit gyms they were running around and picking up and THROWING 45lb kettle bells without correcting their forms. Yeah, fucking dangerous.

>>40677598

The only place I have seen that crossfit was fine actually did weightlifting in an amateur level with horrendous form and shitty numbers

IN fact a friend left crossfit for weightlifting and never went back