>walk into the gym >*so baby pull me closer*

If you don't like that song you're a hardo. keep your headphones in faggot

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>walk into the gym
>someone saw it and yells out "hey idiot use the door"

> walk into gym
>"GUILLOTIIIIIIIIINE"

Rah rah ah ah ah
Oh la
Rah rah ah~
Rumba rah ah ah
Got your bad romance

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>going to the gym

>Walk into the gym in UK
>I don't share your greed
>The only card I need is
>THE ACE OF SPADES
>THE ACE OF SPADES

>Best workout ever

Feels good to be a bong

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>WE AIN'T NEVER GETTING OLDER
>dew dew DEW DEW dew dew dew DEW DEW

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>walk into the gym
>I DON'T KNOW WHY
>I LOVE YOU

>>40676021
>IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES

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>>40675738
>walk into the gym
>Bright eyes, burning like fire
>Bright eyes, how can you close and fail?
>How can the light that burned so brightly
>Suddenly burn so pale?
>Bright eyes

>>40675738
haha, enjoy your gut and facial fat you fucking faggot loser.

>walk into the gym
>"RAPE SHOULD BE LEGALIZED / THIS BEAT IS GETTIN' ME HYPNOTIZED"

>>40675738
>walk into gym
>Underneath this skin theres a niggeeerrrr..

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>>40675738
>walk into gym
>woah-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh I-I-I-I I'm minin'
>I'm taking my pick to the mine

>walk into gym
>Es ist schon spät, ich bin immer noch wach
>Ich bin unterwegs, denn ich finde kein'n Schlaf
>Für jedes Problem gibt es immer ein'n Plan
>Die Dunkelheit vergeht und der Himmel wird klar

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>>40675738
>walk into the gym
>SOMEBODY TOLD ME THAT YOU HAD A BOYFRIEND

>>40675738
>>40676132
Somehow I'm comforted by the fact that it's not just my godawful gym that constantly has this song in its playlist.

>walk into gym
>du
>du hast
>du hast nicht
>remember I work out at home

>>40676117
>67 67!
>GANG GANG!

No it doesn't

>>40676117
where

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>I didn't know that I was starving till I tasted you

> walk into the gym
> ILL TELL U WHAT I WANT WHAT I REALLY REALLY WANT I WANNA I WANNA I REALLY REALLY REALLY WANT A ZIG A ZIG A

>walk into gym
>Beethoven starts playing

HOMEGYM MASTER RACE

>>40677826
im fucking triggered

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>>40675738
>walk in to gym
>ALL EYES ON ME IN THE CENTER OF THE RING

>>40677883
CMON 6 SCOOPS

>>40676117
;_;7

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>>40675738
>Walk into homegym
>"INTO THE MOTHERLAND THE GERMAN ARMY MARCH"

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>>40676000
Biiiiiiitch

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>>40677852
>walk into the gym
>THOR ODINS SON PROTECTOR OF MANKIND

>I saw the sign
>Walk like a Egyptian
>Dat Batman Forever Song
And other nice tune popsongs of the 90s

>Walk into gym
>HOUSE EVERY WEEKEND! HOUSE EVERY WEEKEND! I WORK HARD!

Fuck sake update the playlist already

>>40676000
underrated
nice trips

>>40676082

>steppin on the beach

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>>40678930
>RIDE TO MEET YOUR FATE YOUR DESTINY AWAITS

>>40679103
Song?

>>40676000
10/10 got me

>>40679111
Use google you retarded newfaggot.

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>>40675738
>walk into the gym
>AYAYAYAAA

>>40679187
Fight me ye fucking weapon

8675309

>>40679304
AWAKEN MY MASTERS!

>>40679304
AWAKEN MY MASTERS!

>>40676293
>tfw you deadlift while crying

>>40679304
AWAKEN MY MASTERS

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>>40678930
>TWILIGHT
>OF
>THE THUNDER GOD

>>40679591
Amon Amarth is fucking terrible. Don't know how anyone listens to that faggot let's-pretend-to-be-Vikings bullshit.

>walk into the gym
>LET'S START A RIOT

>>40679304
AWAKEN MY MASTERS

>>40679111
Amon Amarth - Twilight of the Thundergod

>>40677852

Hey that song's a fucking classic.

>>40677526
german lyrics are always autistic af.

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>walk into gym
>YYYRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>walk into gym
>My vse ispytany ni raz, ni dva boyami-marshami.
>My ot soldata i do marshala - odna sem'ya!

red army choir legit doubles my lifts

>>40675738
>Walk into the gym
>Now I'm at an all time low low low low low low low low low low low low low low low low low low low low low low low low low low low low low low low low

>>40677638
bong here

67 gets me pumped

Hahaha, your gyms play that shit? Mine thankfully doesnt play aids. Sure they play linkin park at the worst but its overall not bad by any means.

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>walk into gym
>ONCE I WAS SEVEN YEARS OLD

>>40679304
AWAKEN MY MASTERS!

>>40676000
Is the joke that u walked into the side of the gym instead of inside of the gym?

Am I retarded or is this joke retarded?

>>40679304

AWAKEN MY MASTERS!

>>40679304
AWAKEN MY MASTERS!

>>40679304
AWAKEN MY MASTERS

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>walk into gym
>SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME

>>40676000
Keked

>>40676117
>Walk out of gym
>Pakistani child rape gang snatching up kids outside
>Police arrest you for carrying an illegal spoon instead

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>>40677826

>Walk into gym
>CALIBER CALIBER CALIBER

>>40679304
AWAKEN MY MASTERS

>>40679187
>>40679417
Scotland pls go.

>>40678504
Sabaton is real good for getting pumped up.

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>walk into gym
>RAINDROP
>DROPTOP

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>>40675738
>Walk into gym
>Annoying pop music
>"AH FUCKED THA BITCH IN HUH PUSSI AN BUSTED AH NUT"
>Finally the song ends
>"NIGGA IM A REAL 1"
I hate nigger music so much.

>>40679304
AWAKEN MY MASTERS!

>>40679304
AWAKEN MY MASTERS!

>>40680861

WE CAME FROM NUTTIN TO SUHTIN NIGGUH

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>they don't combine foam tips and max volume to completely block outside sound

>Walk into gym

>It's gonna take a lot to take me away from you
>There's nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do
>I bless the rains down in Africa

>feels good man

>>40675738
That was the best mainstream pop song of 2016.

>walk into gym
>CAUSE ALL THAT I ASK FOR

>>40680318
Yes

>>40675953
no im not. i never had a gf so i cant relate to the lyrics and the beat got old for me after hearing it for more than 10 times. its a bad song for me and i dont like it.

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>>40675738
>walk into gym
>they're playing a fucking Ed Sheeran live concert

I FUCKING HATE THIS GYM SO MUCH

FUCKING FITNESS CENTER BULLSHIT

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>40679304
AWAKEN MY MASTERS

>>40677572
I want to do it with large animals

>>40675738
>JUST ADD MOOOOOOONLIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHTTT

>>40681386
/pol/ pls stay

>>40679304
AWAKEN MY MASTERS!

>>40681386
Back to /pol/ faggot

>>40679304
AWAKEN MY MASTERS!

>>40676000
Lal

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>walk into gym
>IT AINT ME

>>40679304
AWAKEN MY MASTERS

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>walk into the gym
>MASK ON, FUCK IT, MASK OFF

*Chantaje puro, duro, chantaje puro, duro CHANTAJE

>>40679304
AWAKEN MY MASTERS

>>40679304
Awaken my masters

>>40679304
AWAKEN MY MASTERS!

>>40684114
/this

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>>40675738
>walk into the gym
>"YAH YAH YAH YAH"

>>40679304
AWAKEN MY MASTERS!

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>walk into Vietnam
>*it ain't me*

>>40683852
Shit

>>40679304
AWAKEN MY MASTERS!

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>>40676293
I didn't ask for these feels

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>walk into gym
>SONO CHI NO SADAME

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Now I've lost it...

>I KNOW I CAN KILL

We gonna m-m-make it bruhs...?

>>40684094
Unironically like this song, 2 bee honest. And it's gotten to the point where I haven't even heard it that often yet, so I'm still not sick of it.

>>40679304
Awaken my masters!

>>40679304
Awaken my masters!

>>40679304
Awaken my masters!

>>40679304
AWAKEN MY MASTERS!

>>40677526
>I know!
>We'll just capitalize random words in a sentence like a shitty youtube video title!

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>>40678504
>>40680851
>walk into gym
>THEY ARE THE PANZER ELITE BORN TO COMPETE

Gonna see them live today. Really excited about it.

>>40679304
AWAKEN MY
MASTERS!

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>Walk into gym
>AYYYYYYY I BE GONE TODAY
>BUT I BE BACK AROUND THE WAY

>>40676117
hell be fine

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>>40676000
wew

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>BITCHES COME AND GO BRO

>>40679304
AWAKEN MY MASTERS!

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>>40679304
AWAKEN, MY MASTERS!

>>40684590
JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOJOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>40684630
When you become Chinese Electric Batman

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>walk into gym
>SOUTH SIDE SUICIDE

>>40679304
AWAKEN MY MASTERS!

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>>40684494

>walk into Vietnam
>*there's something happening here*

>>40675738
"Why don't you realise Vienna waits for youuuuu!"
This was my ex-gf's favorite song before she died of ovarian cancer. Hold me brehs. I miss her so much.

>>40677526
Diese Majoe Werbung geht mir so auf die Nüsse, gsd hab ich immer kopfhörer drin. Aber ich kenne deinen fühl

>>40679304
AWAKEN MY MASTERS!

>>40685358
Deadly

>>40677526
>JustMcFitThings

>walk into gym
>OWNER OF A LONELY HEART
>OWNER OF A BROKEN HEART

>>40679304
AWAKEN MY MASTERS

>>40685515
BUCHU NO I STAY

>walk into the gym
>Angel of death
>Monarch to the kingdom of the dead
>Sadistic, surgeon of demise
>Sadist of the noblest blood

>>40686472
Empirically proven to be the best Slayer song. Anyone who disagrees is objectively wrong.

>>40677870
Actually jelly.

>>40680253
That fucking song, damn I hate it and all the retards who glorify it. Fuck

>>40677638
>>40680209
>Not being a roided up road-tier fuck, listening to Tremz, 814, and the rest of our (((diverse))) negro grime scene, whilst laring off to literally everyone you see just for kicks...

Do you want to know how it was that I came to the conclusion that you yourself are not, infact, a proper British individual?

>>40679304
AWAKEN MY MASTERS!

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>>40675738
>walk into the gym
>I'M ONLY HUMAN AFTER ALL, I'M ONLY HUMAN AFTER ALL, DON'T PUT THE BLAME ON ME

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>>40675738
Baby can you move it round the rhythm
So we can get with 'em
To the ground and get us a rock and roll round
Just a downtown body body coming with a super-hottie
Let's go, yes, no, hell no

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>>40686625
It's like it's on repeat where I go, I fucking hear it twice every workout.
I can't believe how dumb these songs are getting. Every time a new "hit" comes around, I end up geniunely surprised.

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>>40686660
>TFW you can tell Rag and Bone man doesn't browse fit

Haha sabaton is so fucking cringy

>>40679304
AWAKEN MY MASTERS!!!

>>40686468
I've been on a binge, just because I've been needing some kind of a lift these days.

>>40686642
i love this band

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>>40679304
Fuck you. I came up with the idea of posting this in threads like these and literally posted it a few days ago. Fucking meme thief.

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>go to gym
>ONE PILL MAKES YOU LARGER

>Walk into gym
>TOMA AQUI SEUS 50 REAIS

>>40677852
>walk past female
>I want I want I want
>nothing to see here

>>40687418
OWO

>>40687418


Good song. I'd have recked that warmup.

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>>40676000
This deserves a screenshot

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>>40685270
>random words
Did you even try learning german?

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>Walk into the gym
>IN THE NAME OF LOOOOOOVE, NAME OF LOOOOOOOVEEEE

>>40685358
Have fun bro, might have the chance to see them in New York come April

>>40675953
That song is fucking stupid and you're a homo

>>40679097

DOO DOO DOO DOOO

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>DRRREEEEAAAAMMMMMZZ

instant 2.0x gainz multiplier

d o i t f o r h e r
o
i
t
f
o
r
h
e
r

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>walk into the gym
>I'M IN LOVE WITH YOUR BODY

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>tfw your gym is always pumping energetic disco music
Pretty fun actually, this was on yesterday
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYKsjdkdRbw

>>40675738
2017 not lifting at a hardcore gym ishigggidydiggity

My gym has something like hatebreed etc blasting so loud you have to shout to hear

>Walk into the gym
>Tv is turned on
>Harry Potter and Goblet of fire
>Ends up sitting on bench watching Harry Potter

>walk into gym
>HEHE SHABUTIE

>>40686625
Actually a tune, so I avoid it as much as possible to avoid getting sick of it.

>>40686642
fuck yeah lone digger

>>40686494
Fuck off, he has a good voice unlike most memetists nowadays.

>>40689586

nice opinion

>>40679304
AWAKEN MY MASTERS!

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>enter gym
>SHIFTEE LOW DOWN GRITTY AND GRIME

>>40676021
I fucking wish famalam

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>walk into the gym
>OH ALL I EVER WANTED

I don't even know 1/10 of the songs posted in here. 1/10 is probably even way too much.

>>40678504
Sabaton is top tier workout music

>>40680803
can confirm this is accurate, i got caught with a 9 inch tactical assault spork had to pay a hefty fine

>>40679304
is that a kiniro mosaic ref

>>40689990
How dare you listen to music that gets you pumped you fucking shitlord get some taste

>>40677870
>beethoven
overrated normie tier trash

chopin, liszt, rachmaninoff and others are leagues ahead of that trash

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>walk into gym
>look at the tv
>diners dives and drive ins is playing
>mfw

>>40675738
>walk into the gym
>*CRASHIN WHILE JACKIN OFF TO BUFFERING VIDS OF ASHER ROTH EATING APPLESAUCE*

gym is pretty based

>>40691544
it's on the tv every fucking day. I'm not even kidding

>>40679304
AWAKEN MY MASTERS!

>>40691434
recommending shostakovich too. Finest symphonist who has ever lived.

>walk into the gymaroo
>YOU'LL COME A-WALTZING MATILDA WITH ME

>walk into gym
>I HAVE BECOME SO NUMB

>>40679643
>>40679698
>not the Sabaton cover

Trip Dip D is always on at my gym idk why lol

>>40679304
AWAKEN MY MASTERS

>>40685358
>>40688158
Wait what
The tickets mailed already?

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>walk into the gym
>put my headphones
>shuffle
>WHERE DID YOU GO? I MISS YOU SO SEEMS LIKE IT'S BEEN FOREVER

>>40691701
got my tickets a few weeks ago, my show is in May

>>40692476
Did they come in the mail or did you have to print them out from the website?

>>40679304
awaken my masters!

>>40691731
Is that Gootecks?

>>40686642
Based lone digger

>>40679304
AWAKEN MY MASTERS!

>>40679304
AWAKEN MY MASTERS

>Walk into gym
>I'VE BECOME SO NUMB

>>40679304
AWAKEN MY MASTERS!

>>40692479
got mine mailed, you might want to double check how you got yours anon, you may have selected print and not known it.

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>HOW DEEP IS YOUR LOVE

>>40692641
I cant log in on the Vault, I'll have to email the website. Thanks anon, hope you enjoy the concert!

>>40692654
uhh... I ordered mine through ticketfly, i don't know anything about a vault. Same to you friend.

>>40679304
Awaken my masters!

>>40679304
AWAKEN MY MASTERS!

>>40679304
AWAKEN MY MASTERS!

>>40679304
AWAKEN MY MASTERS!

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>>40676000

>>40679304
AWAKEN MY MASTERS!

>>40679304
AWAKEN MY MASTERS

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>finish a set
>between a set take out my phone to record my progress
>"Get off the fucking phone!!!"

Holy shit fuck the fuck off. It was 15 seconds dipshit.

>>40675738
>walk into gym
>WE CAN GO CRAZY AND THEN POP
>tfw homegym masterrace

>>40676048
underrated post

>>40691665
>sabaton """"covers""""
they arent good, friendo
joakim cant ape any other singers style well enough for their covers to be listenable

>>40685358
so fucking jelly

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>walk into gym
>BLOOD AND DEATH ARE WAITING LIKE A RAVEN IN THE SKY
>I WAS BOOOORN TO DIEEEEEEE

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>>40696137
Just came home from the show. Here is a picture of the audience when they played The final solution. It was great but i fucked up my anckle during th moshpit so badly that I can barely walk, let alone go to the gym.

>>40696035
Their version of In the army now is much better than original. They also played that at the concert today.

>>40696177
>taking pictures of the audience

having autism must fucking suck

>>40696190
Only took 2 pics the entire night and that was one of them. It was the best moment of the evening imo

>>40696177
what a strangely unifying moment

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>walk into gym
>NO ONE WILL EVER CHANGE THIS ANIMAL I HAVE BECOME
based gym

>>40679304
AWAKEN MY MASTERS!

>>40679304
AWAKEN MY MASTERS

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>Walk into gym
>CUZ NOW WE GOT BAAD BLOOD HEY

AWAKEN MY MASTERS!

>>40679304
AWAKEN MY MASTERS

>walk into gym
>당당히 넌 고개를 들고 나를 봐
역시 Rookie rookie
my super rookie rookie boy

Every time.

>>40698708
>KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK ON MY DOOR KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK ON DOOR

>>40682561
MY BISH IS BAD AND BOUJEE

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>walk into the gym
>dale a tu cuerpo alegría Macarena

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>>40679304
AWAKEN, MY MASTERS!

>>40679304
Awaken my masters

>>40685358
Saw them live in a fairly small venue
They fucking exploded on onto stage with ghost division
10/10 would see again

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>>40679304
AWAKEN MY MASTERS!

>>40679304
AWAKEN MY MASTERS!

>>40676048
Love that song desu.

>>40679304
AWAKEN MY MASTERS!

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>>40686074
>walk into vietnam
>helicopter
>that guitar slide
>some folks are born

>>40699999
Checked.

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>walk into gym
>*double high hat*

>>40699999
>Walk into a gym
>check this guy

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>walk into jim
>HARDER
>BETTER
>FASTER
>STRONGER

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>Walk into gym
>RAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG BLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

>>40679304
AWAKEN MY MASTERS!

>>40679304
AWAKEN MY MASTERS

>walk into gym
>ALL MY FRIENDS ARE HEATHENS, TAKE IT SLOW
> WAIT FOR THEM TO ASK YOU WHO YOU KNOW

>>40700132
FROM THE LACERATED SKIIIIIEEEEESSS

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>walk into gym

>CHAR CHAR CHAR

>>40691434
You are an adorable little puppy that has no idea what he's doing.

Mid set

>And you don't have to change a thing, the world could change its heart
>No scars to your beautiful, we're stars and we're beautiful

Exit gym

>>40679304
Awaken my masters!

>>40679304
AWAKEN MY MASTERS

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>>40681386

>>40675953
nice projection closet homo gtfo

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>>40675738
> walk into the gym
> X Gon' Give it to ta

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vkOJ9uNj9EY

>>40679304
AWAKEN MY MASTERS

>>40684500
yeah your opinion is shit isnt it

>>40685491
>when your body dysmorphia is so bad you inject oils into yourself to look like a cartoon character.

>>40685270
all nouns are capitalized in German dipshit

>>40702145
>sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit nigga ha brap brap white pussy haha nigga doin cocaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaine fuck fuck shit nigga shit ge-ge-ge-ge-ge- graaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatttatatattatat

fuck you ape

>>40675738
>Can hear loud as fuck pop and dubstep over the already on max volume hard metal workout playlist playing through my earphones
>Only person in the gym, but the lady at the counter is too nice to be confronted
>Be passive aggresive and leave weights on curling bar as i finish my workout
>Get dressed, climb stairs to the exit, the shifts have changed and its another nice girl that has nothing to do with it
>Feel guilt but never look back

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>walk into the gym
>PUSH ME
>AND THEN JUST TOUCH ME
>TILL I CAN GET MY
>SATISFACTION

>>40683553
>>40702145
Hipster/Normalfag swine back to rebbit

>>40679304
AWAKEN MY MASTERS!

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>Walk into gym
EVERY MAN WANTS TO BE A MACHO MACHO MAN
TO HAVE THE KIND OF BODY ALWAYS IN DEMAND
JOGGING IN THE MORNINGS
GO MAN GO
WORK OUT IN THE HEALTH SPA
MUSCLES GLOW

>>40702277
you forgot the generic snare drum sample

>>40678930
YYYEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

>walk into gym
>trust in my self righteous suicide. I cry when angels deserve to DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>40688286
Great song but I couldn't work out to that without falling about laughing, pure movie montage shit

>>40679304
AWAKEN MY MASTERS!

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>walk into gym
NONAGON INFINITY OPENS THE DOOR

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>walk into gym
>and all you ever do is make me... PLOP

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>Du hast den schönsten Arsch der Welt
>Du hast den schönsten Arsch der Welt
>Du hast den schönsten Arsch der Welt
>Du hast den schönsten Arsch der Welt
>Du hast den schönsten Arsch der Welt
>Arsch der Welt
>Arsch der Welt
>Arsch der Welt

>>40703771
>WAIT FOR THE ANSWER TO OPEN THE DOOR

>>40686480
Hallowed Point? The reign in blood remake of Aggressive Perfector? Alter of Sacrifice? There's many better than the opening song of debut album

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>Walk into gym
>If you're feeling like a greenhorn, son gotta get a grip, the only way out is in
>My block is bigger than your block - but a Cowboy's work is never done
>Hey now, hey now now
>Hey now, hey now now

>>40679304
AWAKEN MY MASTERS!

>>40679304
awaken my masters!

>>40679304
AWAKEN MY MASTERS

>>40679304
AWAKEN MY MASTERS!

>>40675738
>walk into gym
>THE ONLY GIRL IVE EVER LOVED WAS BORN WITH ROSES IN HER EYES

>>40679304
AWAKEN MY MASTERS!

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>walk into the gym
>hey moon, it's just you and me tonight. everyone else is asleep

>>40679304
AWAKEN MY MASTERS

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>walk into gym
>VALHALLA
>DELIVERANCE
>WHY'VE YOU EVER FORGOTTEN ME
>OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH VALHAAAAAAAAALAAAAAAAAA

>>40679304
AWAKEN MY MASTERS!

>>40706219
snake eyes

>>40686642
Always gets my energy pumping

>walk into gym
>EXIT LIGHT ENTER NIGHT
>WE'RE SO FUCKED SHIT OUT OF LUCK

>>40679304
AWAKEN MY MASTERS!

>Please tell Rosie I'm not gonna come back
>'Til September 'cause music is my best friend

>>40679304
>AWAKEN MY MASTERS!
AWAKEN MY MASTERS!

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>walk into gym
>FLEX YOUR MUSCLES

>>40679304
AWAKEN MY MASTERS!

>Sign up for new gym
>Heavy squats today, aww yeah mother fucker
>Feeling good as I head up to 335x1+
>Someone stabs me in the back with a fucking arrow at the bottom
>Safeties catch the bar and I look around for the guy
>He's not there
>No puncture wound
>Leave and come back a week later to make sure nothing is going on
>Bench bitch
>265 on the bar
>A fucking ghost comes out and starts pressing for me
>It's stealing my gains
>Can never work out again, this fucking ghost won't let me lift
Help

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>walk into gym
>*sound of people lifting*

>>40679304
AWAKEN MY MASTERS!

>>40679304
AWAKEN MY MASTERS

>>40676300
Who hurt you, buddy? :/

>>40692652
They play Sade at your gym?

I wish half of these post ITT were real.

>>40679304
AWAKEN MY MASTERS

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>Walk into the gym
>*Eurobeat plays*

>>40677959
JUST LIKE A CIRCUS

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>BUT I'M WEAK! AND WHAT'S WRONG WITH THAT?

>>40685832
>Walk into gym
>RUBY LEVELED UUUUUUUUUUP

>>40678930
FUCK nigga, my headphones suck.

>>40701487
This fucking song I swear to god
Worst song on radio hands down

>>40682631
god i wish that were me

>>40691552
i have to go to your gym sometime

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>Walk into gym
>BRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

>walk in to gym
>BBOOOOOORRN IN THE USAAAAA
>fuck yeah
>meanwhile outside it's the windy, rainy, grey united kingdomistan

>enter the gym
>YOU ARE IN THE HUNTERS SIGHT