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ITT: We post our genetic lottery wins and losses

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Simple shit. Post where you made it genetically (#blessed) and list your shortcomings.

Pros:
>6"3'
>full head of thick hair, dad and grandfathers do too
>high test, daily shaves to keep face clean
>white
>9 inch dick
>functioning lactase gene

Cons:
>going blind, will end up like +7-8 when +10 is 'legally blind'
>higher risk of schizophrenia, bipolar, depression etc.
>probably autistic
>below average face
>wide hips
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>>40673557

Pros:
>6'1
>high test, my bloods came out 987ng/dl natural
>wide frame
>never sick (good immune system)
>8x6 dick
>nicely shaped head

Cons:
>balding
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Pros:
>6'2
>Decent frame
>Not so ugly people wont talk to me
>probably never go bald
>acne not so bad
Cons:
>Shit face
>Shittier facial hair
>Hair everywhere on body
>Ancestors had arranged marriage so no /god/ evolution
>Genetic weak teeth (or so ive heard)
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>>40673557
>10/10 face
>8/10 body
>143 I.Q.
>Solid career
Cons:
>5'10''
>143 I.Q.
>7 x 5.3 inch pencildick
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>>40673557
Wasn't there a thread about this a while ago? Posting anyway

Pros:
>Model Face
>Straight white dude hair, not balding
>7 inch dick [spoiler]Not incredible but I've heard nothing but good things[/spoiler]
>Naturally Low bodyfat%
>White
>Dunno about testosterone but gains are fairly easy to make (though I'm still noob)
>180cm/5'11 ish [spoiler]inb4 manlet[/spoiler]
>good proportions

Cons:
>ADHD
>High functioning autist. I try to hide it in public but when it comes out it's always fucking awkward
>[spoiler]Smoker[/spoiler]
>Eyes and ears will probably go straight down the drain later in life from years of being in front of a computer with headphones on
>Even though model face I still look incredibly young for my age
>Facial hair completely unreachable atm

Can't think of anything else, tried to be as fair as possible
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>>40673635
huh, turns out the latest patch did balance things out
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>>40673557
Pros:
>6'7"
>strong jaw with slight overbite
>strong immune system, only get ill once per year
>strong alcohol tolerance

Cons:
>slav combo of brown eyes + brown hair
>might get bald later on (dad has it)
>weak lower back since childhood
>palpitations since childhood
>potato nose
>hair everywhere save for beard
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>>40673557
>>40673642
Stop blaming your autism on your genome. You know why you're autistic, and it's not because of your genes.
>>
pros:
>blond
>blue-eyed
>handsome
>above-average intelligence
>never get sick
>large penis
>large feet, hands, wrists, and neck
>good insertions except pecs

cons:
>5'8"
>near-sighted
>seasonal and cat allergies
>mildly autistic
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pros:
>Still living

cons:
>Still living
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>>40673557
I have way more cons than pros

>bald
>small dick
>cross-eyed
>5'11
>super hairy
>sweat all the time
>three years into my depression and counting
>weak mustache
>can't see with both eyes at the same time
>social retard

but

>grey eyes
>good face
>good beard

That's about it. That fuels the depression
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>>40673557
pros
>6'0
>6,5" thicc dic
>white
>good insertions
>good face
cons
>balding
>crooked teeth
>+0.75/+1 eyesight
>social anxiety
>possibly ptsd
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>>40673557

Pros
>White
>Nice, dark hair
>Blue eyes
>6.5in dick
>Not autistic
>I guess I'm good looking

Cons
>PE
>ADD
>Underachiever


I did pretty well. At least being a lazy Underachiever is fixable.
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Pros
>nice full beard
>fat meaty calves
>good eyesight
>white
>decent frame and face
>good skin, didn't have much acne in my teen years and can get a tan without spending too much time on the sun
>probably won't go bald since no one in my mother's side is balding and my grandfather had a full head of hair

Cons
>allergies
>chinlet
>dicklet (5x4.5)
>manlet (5'10)
>neanderthal eyebrows
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>>40674282

>can't see with both eyes at the same time.

Please tell me you've seen a neurologist.
>>
Pros
>6"2
>Nice facial hair and head full of hair
>decent jaw line
>photogenic 6.5 inch dick
>big chest
>Wide shoulders

Cons
>Have to shave shitty hair on lower back
>Wide hips
>arms won't grow
>has APT generally bad posture
>CANNOT COMMUNICATE NORMALLY WITH FELLOW HUMANS. Mild autism
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>>40673557
Pros:
>Top-tier intelligence (accepted to Ivy Leagues, full-ride to Public-Ivy)
>high-test (full beard and carpet of chest-hair at 16)
>above average face


Cons:
>5'6" manlet
>balding at 23 (dad was monks-ring bald at 25, mom's dad in late 30s)
>probably autistic
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Pros:

>Very light skinned Hispanic
>Above average intelligence
>Full head of hair and it will stay that way
>Builds muscle easily
>Age slower than my peers

Cons:

>Can't grow a beard
>Fat builds up very easily in hips/mid section
>Bad eyesight (my dad will be considered legally blind in a few years)
>Diamond shaped head and frizzy curly hair. Very hard to maintain so barber >pushes to buzz it off.
>Resting bitch face
>Dark patches under eyelids
>Age slower than my peers

Neutral:

>5'10 Although I don't really care about it

The aging part gets to me the most since I am in my early 30's and look like I'm in my early 20's. Some people confuse me for being in my late teens. This is especially annoying since I only attract really stupid teens, and everyone my age tries to brush me off.
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>>40673557
Pro:
>nice teeth
>widely regarded as very good looking
>relatively high iq
>broad shoulders
>extremely high metabolism
>good body hair ratio
>really nice straight hair
>very unique eyes
>super high alcohol tolerance

Con:
>dicklet 5.5in
>manlet 5'8"
>partially schitzo ( comes out when I smoke weed)
>skimpy legs

Why live
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pro:

white
blonde
green eyes
smart
full beard
6 feet

cons:
low test
awful gains
shit face
wide hips

>tfw reading enough /fit/ makes you think low test is the source of all your problems
>hard to argue with yourself
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Pros
>8/10 face
>Brown skin
>Decent hair
>6'3
>Whole family motivated as hell to get shit done

Cons:
>minority
>shitty knee
>not horrible but existing gaps in teeth
>higher risk of kidney stones, hbp, heart disease, and diabetes

Atleast i have a gf and not virgin heehee
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>>40676018
did you get a bad knee from squatting too much?

tried pooing in the loo?
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>>40673557
im perfect organism
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>>40676018
>>40675551
>>40673621
>>40673571
>>40673557

lemme tell you, i'm 6' and feel so inferior around everybody 6' 2-3". You can never know what a tremendous gift those extra couple inches is.
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Pros:
Bretty solid frame
Naturally pretty strong
No idea what my test levels are but am pretty assertive and vigorous
Chinese quadroon so my skin is pretty good

Cons:
Chinese ancestry means while my beard is good it's not great
5ยด8
Joints seem to get btfo more than most people
Stupid

I'm essentially a stocky Italian man and if you squint you can see my Chinese eyes
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this is going to be long but I'm still a faggot loser so don't take this as congratulatory
pros:
>6' 2
>100% european
>attractive
>9 inch dick
>blue eyes
>great hair
>great facial hair
>hairy all over
>tan easily
>broad shoulders
>good bone structure overall
>great metabolism
>good dental health (never had a cavity, etc.)

cons:
>heart valve issues
>father went bald at 20~, at risk for balding
>I'd say high IQ goes down here, lol
>schizoid spectrum
>intense unibrow
>if addiction really is genetic, well, my addictive behavior pretty much negates every pro above, so that's the biggest con
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Christ most of you are self proclaimed autists.

Pros
>6'3
>thick red hair
>green eyes
>wisdom teeth came in straight/no pockets so jaw is godtier
>huge hands/feet/dick
>pyramidalis present
>despite diet have never exceeded 10%BF
>gains off the charts

Cons
>heart attack at 21
>drinking problem
>had Osgood schlotters when younger
>cancer
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>>40673557

Pros:

>7'1"
>family full of giants and amazons (nobody shorter than 6'6")

Cons:

>Female (having to deal with that fucking LONDON meme)

Ambivalent:

>42G breasta
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>>40673670

Hey, big boy! Wanna make giant babies?
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pros:
pretty face
uhhh mostly symmetrical
long curly black hair that reaches my back
cute and firm booty
36D boobs
super tight
exotic ethnicity: arab/filipino
lifts
eats 80% healthy
passive/submissive

cons
asian genetics....fat builds up in lower abdominal and back area
kind of crazy??? idk. nobody wants to date me.
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>>40673557

Pros:
>blue eyes

Cons:
>leukemia
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>>40676456

Why would you consider being submissive a good thing? Guys don't want submissive women. They want dominant women like me!

My advice to you is to start telling guys NO and be assertive. Stick those nicely-sized breasts out and make them work for you!

If you don't mind telling, how tall are you?
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Pros
> Leg gains come easy
> average height
> average donger
> average facial and body hair
Cons
>mega unibrow
>at risk for bipolar disorder / schizophrenia
> bad shoulders ( my sistes, dad and aunt all have shoulder issues)
> back issues (me and my dad)
> bad teeth ( I have to have a permanent retainer for the rest of my life)
> shitty eyesight
> shittiest chest insertions out there
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Blessed
>blue eyes
>white

Cursed
>5'9"
>handlet
>wristlet
>brainlet
>chinlet
>dicklet
>pectus
>flared ribs
>wide hips
>widows peak and rat tail
>crooked teeth
>depression
>anxiety
>low energy
>minimal facial hair
>baby face
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>>40676582

Those bottom two aren't cons. Not having to shave is a good thing, and women like baby-faced guys!
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>>40676504
i mean submissive in bed. I'm certainly opinionated and can be aggressive/stern when necessary..

also, yeah, this is the HOOK UP generation...guys aren't interested in putting in work. and I'm not a white skinny aryan princess so all the guys I like aren't interested in actually dating me,

5'3
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>>40676504
>They want dominant women like me!

/gfd/rr/ plz
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>>40673557
>Big as fuck calves
>Nice frame
>Iq of 130
>Green eyes
>White
>6'1

Cons
>Diabetes runs in my family (we dont even have fatties
>Mental illnesses run in my family aswell. Around 60% has a serious addiction problem or is bipolar or psychotic. Even thou I am from a high functioning family with a high status.
>Alzheimer runs in my family
>Small hands
>Somewhat an effeminate look with almost no facial ot body hair. People tell me I look like an elf often and there have been 3 occasions where people were seriously discussing that I could be a really good trap if I wanted to. Except that my back is way to big and people would know. The details were intense and now thinking back on it at one of the occasions 3 guys were literally telling me they'd fuck me if I was a woman. Not sure what to think about this.
>Easily get scars, a small cut often turns into a scar.
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>>40676611

If they aren't interested in putting in work for a woman, then that's their problem.
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pros:
>6'1
>light brown hair
>green eyes
>strong immune system
>good proportions
>slightly above average facial features
>mesomorph

cons:
>rib flare
>anti-social personality disorder
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>>40676582
widows peak sucks but I think they're coming out with some interesting remedies. I saw some kind of hair sticker video thing the other day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eCJd0Wr9sm4

not having facial hair can be nice
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>>40676628

The not having fatties in your family is a good thing, even if it's due to DIABEETUS. That instantly lowers your risk of heart disease as well as many other obesity related issues.
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>>40676683
omg i forgot how funny 4chan was...diabeetus in all caps though. lol.
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Pros :
-6'3"
-Not ugly
-Almost never sick
-That's all

Cons :
-Any extra fat goes into my belly/ love handles
-Extremely hard to get muscles
-Bad frame
-Baby wrists
-P.K.D : kineys won't stop working @ 60 y.o. Can't get more than 1g protein/kg bw also
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Cheers lads all this data goin in excel.
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>>40673635
7 * 5.3 inch pencil dick, isn't that good? thats my dick size?
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>>40676345
LONDON
O
N
D
O
N
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>>40676493
never give up anon
>>
Pros:
>Alcohol exists

Cons:
>I exist
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Pros:
> 6'2"
> White
> Able to grow full beard
> High intelligence --> $200K job
> Wide-ish shoulders

Cons:
> Wide hips
> Balding at only 22
> Average face
> 5.5" dick
> Lactose intolerant
> Have kyphosis
> Gains come slowly
> Bad fat distribution
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Pros.

>Attractive face 7.5/10
>young face aesthetics(look 18)
>good skin
>strong immune system

Cons
>5'8
>5'5 penis
> prone to depression/mental problems
>not educationally smart

If i was ugly or any shorter id say kill me plz.
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>>40675708
Aye lmao same dick n height.
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>>40673557
Wins:
>Slighlty above average intelligence
>7 inch dick when low body fat
>5'9
>no genetic disabilities
>2015 eyesight
>great sense of balance
>adequate hand eye coordination
>white
>male

Losses:
>pretty sure low test
>slow twitch muscles everywhere
>5'9
>weak af but I think that's mostly lack of training
>slow af
>dad's side of family has history of heart disease
>mom's side has history of male baldness & addiction
>both my parents have had horrible eyesight since their 30's

Overall pretty #blessed, just need to train to make the most of it. Not looking forward to the loss of visual gains and potential loss of hair, but other than that life will be good once I leave onesity
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>>40676933
>white
>lactose intolerant

what did he mean by this?
>>
Pros:
>Long Biceps
>Blue eyes
>Blondish hair
>Good hair genetics, will never bald
>Kinda high iq but nothing amazing (add the zero motivation from depression and it's pretty much worthless)
Cons:
>Lots of mental illness:
>depression/bipolar
>general/social anxiety
>visual snow
>possibly some others I still need to get diagnosed with if I have them
>Chest gap
>Manlet
>Big Forehead
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>>40676606
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>>40673557
Pros
>pronounced jaw
>build muscle quickly
>meso-ectomorph
>7'' dick
>above average intelligence
Cons
>black
>diagnosed schizo and clinically depressed
>5'8"
>huge nose
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How come so many of us are cursed with wide hips yet I see almost no one with them irl? Is it because we spend so much time inside on our computers and have low test?
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>>40673557

Pros
>6"1'
>Still not balding (27)
>Average metabolism
>7 inch dick
>Double jointed
>Above average intelligence

Cons
>Shitty eyesight
>low test
>Not naturally muscular
>Wide hips
>Poor skin elasticity (loose/broken skin)
>Mentally unstable and insecure
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>>40676377
L O N D O N?
>>
>>40673557
pros:
> 195cm (over 6'4)
> lots of hair
> 7' dick
> deep voice
> thick calves and big hands
> lactase gene
> very smooth and tan skin (kek)
> no one is diabetic, nor has high blood pressure, nor cancer in my family tree

cons:
> mouth breathing kid, so below avg face/jaw
> thick curly dry hair
> far sighted
> very Moroccan looking
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Pros
>naturally athletic
>almost perfect vision
>thick head of hair with no trace of balding in my family for 3 generations
>distantly related to the royal family
>above average intelligence
>prominent jaw
>nutting doesn't make me lose my boner

Cons
>5' 11
>long legs
>below average flexibility
>penis is nearly only 6 inches
>feel more anxiety than the average person
>round jaw
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pros
>6"3
>broad shoulders
>no history of male pattern baldness
>8" benis
>deep, commanding voice
cons
>low iq
>alcoholism runs in family
>small head which is exaggerated by large frame
>can naturally only grow neckbeard
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>>40675708
>>40676978
kek, same height and dick size, what the fuck is going on bros
>>
>>40673557
Pros:
>really good looking face
>full head of thick hair
>very nice blue colored eyes
>almost perfect skin
>slightly above average intelligence
>godlike immune system
Cons:
>5"5'
>Asperger
>4-5 inch dick
>socially retarded
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>>40673557
Pros
>>6'2"
>Broad as fuck shoulders, the titan Atlas is jelly.
>full head of thick dark brown hair
>"Deep green" that are almost a blue color in the shade with a black band around them for eyes (I think they're meh but I've been told it's one of my best features)
>decent jaw line and chin not fantastic but better than most
>high test and can easily grow facial hair

Cons
>Average 6" dick
>widish hips, the shoulder width makes up for it but they could be narrower
>chronic ingrown toenails on both big toes
>High test and hair is everywhere
>3.5/10 face (I think I'm ugly but all of my ex's have said the opposite)
>Low confidence (is this even genetic?)
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pros:
>
cons:
>everything
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Pros:

> 7"10
> Natty test of 4000
> 15 inch dick
> I.Q. 220
> Perfect golden ratio facial genetics.

Cons.
> Too intelligent.
> nihilistic.
> Wicked sense of humor.
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>>40673557
Pros:
>230 iq
>30 inch dick
>make 1 million euros a day

Cons:
>only 9 feet tall
>cant get a sun tan

Fml
>>
>>40673557
Pros:
>6"3'
>High IQ (Clinically tested)
>Good immune system


Cons:
>Severe chronic depression (suicidal, have been to mental hospital for two months once)
>Narrow wrists
>Gyno
>Curved dick (45ยฐ to the left)
>Had undescended testes (had surgery at age 10)
>Chronic sinusitis (inflamed tonsils, removed by now, post nasal drip, breathing problems, shitty nasal voice, constant bad breath)
>Bad hearing (left ear almost deaf)
>Highly asymmetric face (right eye 5 mm lower than left, right jaw larger than other)
>Shoulder tilt (?) (right shoulder hangs much lower than left)
>Large nose with mild acne
>Weak eyebrows
>Keratosis pilaris on arms and legs
>Low stress tolerance

Quit my job half a year ago because couldnt take it anymore. Have no appartment. Think about suicide daily.
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>>40676493
stay strong brother
>>
Pros:
>full head of hair
>naturally big chested even before I started working out
>good jawline that becomes visible at 20% bf
>can't see any major fault with muscles/insertions now that they're starting to become visible

Cons:
>need a very low bf% for visible abs
>huge social anxiety
>one eyebrow is slightly higher than the other
>>
W
>6'2"
>Blonde
>Thicc hair
>White
>7" peen
>Attractive

L
>toe thumbs
>
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>>40679855
>white
>pro

Haha stupid cracka
>>
>>40676377
You inherit balding genes from your grandfather on your mother's side I believe
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>>40679908
>grandfather is 80 and head full of hair
feelsgoodman
>>
PROS:
-6'4
-Wide shoulders
-Thick, naturally wavy blonde hair
-Blue eyes
-Good face/eye brows
-Awesome muscle building genes
-Super hairy

CONS:
-6.5x4.5'' d
-family history of high blood pressure
-father started balding early 30's

id say i got pretty lucky
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PROS:
>6'
>Wide shoulders.
>Good balance in leg length and abdomen height (waist to neck space)
>Red Hair (idk if pro)
>Hair naturally curves in a wave when I comb it to the side.
>Blue/Green Eyes.
>Good Immune system.
>Good IQ (about 125ish)

CONS:
>Average 5" dick.
>Wristlet
>Bad acne
>Need glasses.
>Easily get sunburns.
>Having my organs fuck up runs in my dad's side of family, so theres that to look forward to when I'm 50 (which is when it happened to them)
>>
Pros:
>decently shaped body
>no risk of balding
>great eyesight and hearing

Cons:
>joint problems
>heart problems
>lung problems
>shoddy teeth

Mixed:
>young looking, which does get me compliments, but random customers at work thinking I'm a highschool dropout got real old real fast
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>>40674263
>>40674263
>>40674263
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Pros: everything

Cons: nothing
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>>40673571
>>40674251
>>40676559

https://www.extremetech.com/extreme/245707-new-gop-bill-lets-companies-force-take-genetic-tests-share-results

>New GOP bill lets companies force you to take genetic tests, lets them share results with third parties

Your gain potential may prevent you from being employed at some companies.
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>>40680780

I like to live the life of CHAD on tinder, too. Can get really depressing sometimes tho
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>>40674808
I'm sure he has just not with both eyes.
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>>40680908
Tell me about it bruv
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Pro
>hair good, height good, dick good, naturally can gain muscle faster, better endurance when trained, good eye sight

Cons
>my immune system keeps trying to kill me (ulcerative colitis, psoriasis, immune related arthritis, some sort of throat eye irritation related to immune system) and I almost died twice
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>>40678278
>nutting doesnt make me lose my boner
you win with that bro
>>
>>40674808
Maybe when I was a toddler, I don't remember. It's a bit more complicated than that anyway, I do see with both eyes but I have two separate pics and the right one is the main one, I have to "switch" to see everything on the left. The rest of the time it's basically peripheral vision, I know it's there but I'm not focused on it

>>40680995
kek
>>
Pros
>6'1"
>athletic af
>115 IQ and can basically ace most tests without studying (mother was a Rhodes Scholar)
>wide shoulders
>defined face
>deep voice
>8in dick
>good sense of humor
>socially outgoing
>Fast muscle gains
>godly glutes (you'd be surprised how much girls love booty too
>good teeth
>deep brown eyes
>Lactose tolerant
>Big hands
Neutral
>Black (most girls dont really care)
Cons
>Weak ab definition
>No facial hair yet (my dad didnt have any until he was like 22)
>shitty hairline
>foreign, basically unpronouncable last name (not really genetic but you get the point)
>strict ass parents (again not really genetic but still)
>smallish calves (mini pro: well shaped)
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Pros:
>good jawline
>good chin
>6"1
>great at endurance running
>decent sprint
>wide shoulders
Cons:
>complete sperg
>black
>>
Is being hairy a pro or con?
>>
>>40673557
Pros:
>white
>functioning lactase gene
>blue eyes
>Australian
Cons:
>balding
>shit face
>chicken skin
>5'6
>depression and anxiety (thanks mom!)
>shit hair
>probably autistic
>live in Australia
>>
>>40673557
Pros:
>Broad shoulders - I have a natural Y taper without any work at all
>Naturally broad chest
>Got full head of dark hair
>Deep voice
>Americans love my accent
>Get complements for my eyes

Cons:
>Dyspraxic so I will never be good at sports and takes me forever to learn complex movements, in addition to making my life just that bit more difficult every day - my thoughts are as disorganised as the desk in front of me and I struggle to keep time
>Used to be obese until i lost weight (over 100lb) so I have a lot of excess skin
>Inherited my mother's mental health problems so I suffer from anxiety and depression and take meds from the doctor to get by
>Very average in every other way physically - if not below average
>No self confidence
>Terrible eyesight so I wear contacts now but have been wearing glasses since I was a kid
>Likely to go deaf
>Possibly inherited grandfather's hand condition, so my hands will become inflexible claws
>Very high risk of cancer but I still smoke and drink to function in social situations and to silence the negative voices in my head
>>
>>40673557
Pros:
>6'1"
>white
>good handful of hair
>Wide shoulders
>8/10 face
>good facial hair
Cons:
>average dick (7")
>wristlet
>face would have been a 10 but not symmetric
>>
>>40676260
Don't you mean if you squint we can see your chinese eyes.
>>
>>40673557

Pros:
>6'0
>clean skin
>white
>great breasts
>asperger (not self proclaimed but real asperger)
>long thick hairs
>big eyes

Cons:
>6'0
>asperger
>need glasses
>dad's brown eyes
>man sized feet
>big breasts (back pain)
>still have my little girl's voice despite being a giant woman
>>
>>40673557
Pros

>No allergies
>Great muscle insertions
>Not to much body hair

Cons
โ‰ฅ5'8
>Gyno
>Nipple hair
>Fat most of my life so loose skin
>Only one in my family who's balding
>Completely average face
>>
Pros:
>Naturally muscular
>Dat ass
>Redhead (not ginger)
>High IQ
>Good skin

Cons:
>5'1
>Cankles
>Occasional whiskers
>Mental illness/suicide runs rampant in my family
>>
>>40673557
If you have a below average face and wide hips then you aren't high test
You don't have a 9" dick
Facial hair =\= high test
>>
>>40673635
>10/10 face
Think again. Almost anyone with a legit 10/10 face is a model or actor
>>
>6'8
>115kg at 12%bf so I'm not a Lanklet but not a monster either
>7" dick

>poor
>>
>>40683291
All of those pros other than IQ are negated by height
>>
>>40683482
Men don't seem to mind it. It's annoying when it comes to clothes shopping though.
>>
Pros:
>6'2
>Above average intellect
>Classically beautiful face (related to a well known female model)
>Above average dick

Cons:
> Bad vision
> Lactose intolerant
> Bad fat distribution (store a good amount on thighs)
> Can't grow a full beard (@ 22)
> Bad cardio
> Front teeth are a bit too big
>>
>>40673557
Pros:
>a good, normal 5'7"
>modest face so woman aren't intimidated
>large frame
>normal sized dick of 5.5"
>my eyes look "sad" so it's a good conversation starter

Cons:
>I guess my only con is my severe gyno but all the chicks I've been with never minded

>inb4 gymcels make fun of me for being perfectly normal

I bet none of the fags who are intolerable of "manlets" haven't even SEEN half the pussy I have
>>
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KEKAMUS MAXIMUS REPORTTING IN BOW DOWN TO THE KEKKERS
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Pros:
>Good facial spacing
>Genes for a 6-pack
>Fast metabolism
>Lots of hair
>Perfect vision
>Good frame
>Large penor
Cons:
>Short
>Big ass (arguably good)
>PPP
>Fucked up teeth
>Large forehead
>Poop colored eyes
>Slightly below average jawline
-
Could be a lot worse honestly, I could grow a beard if I really care about my jawline but I don't mind.
>>
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this was me,
>17 y/o
>no gf
>gay
>chinese
now im down 45lbs and im really happy about it
wont post because too self conscious, but atleast its better than this, i can assure you.
>>
>>40673557

Pros:
>6'3"
>Full head of thick hair
>Fairly handsome face, strong jawline and Nordic cheekbones
>German/Swedish Master Race
>Wide shoulders, narrow waist
>Naturally pretty athletic
>7.5" dick (and gf is petite)
>consume dairy like a baby

Cons:
>Major hardgainer, will collapse into depths of Ectomorphia if I stop lifting and eating like a pig
>shitty as hip, knee, and ankle joints from X/C and Track career, makes squatting heavy fucking impossible (do leg press, lunges, bridges etc. to compensate for shit-tier squat)
>nipples that require huge pecs to look normal kek
>shittier facial hair
>mustache of 15 year old hispanic girl
>Allergies that knock me the fuck out every Spring
>>
pros:
>6'3
>broad as fuck shoulders, dads genetics
>7" long, 6" girth dick
>blue eyes
>full head of thick flowing hair
>never had a pimple in my life (I'm 23)

Cons:
>terrible calves genetics
>really ugly chest insertions
>have to shave every other day but it's always patchy looking shit
>hairy cock
>skin cancer
>>
>>40683509
My bad. Realised you're a woman. 5'1 is fine
>>
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>>40684377
This is me now,
18 y/o
gf
bi
learned im .5% native american!
>>
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>>40684377
delete this
>>
Pros:
>Decent face
>Decent beard
>Broad shoulders
>Naturally large calves
>High intelligence

Cons:
>5'7"
>Literal autism
>Mild asthma
>Extremely injury-prone
>>
>>40676232
Are you me ? I feel like a kid
>>
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>>40684442
do you know who you're messing with, you stupid cuck?
nice butter knife, faggot. kek
>>
>>40683222

You are a shieldmaiden, and therefore, the ideal woman, femanon.
>>
>>40673557
Pros:
>Broad shouldered
>Hairy chest, legs, beard
>Blue eyes w/huge lashes
>Decent butt

Cons:
>5'9
>Short legs even for 5'9
>Back and shoulders hairy as fuck.
>Hair thinning in early 30s
>Moobs above 20% bf

The noose awaits.
>>
Pros:
>6'3"
>Nice shoulder to hip ratio...I guess
>Fairly high IQ
>Athletic and fairly strong since child, so my kids might get that from me
>Can pick up things rather quickly and synthesize info. It's mostly superficial but it's better then nothing.
>Try to my hand at empathy but it's mostly useless
>9.25x6..ish inch thick cock
>Try to help everyone
>Am good with animals and rug rats and complete strangers
>Okay cook
>Hate drinking, gave up smoking cold turkey and the strongest drug I've ever done was shrooms. Never again.

Cons:
>Teeth are like a jagged fence
>Terrible eyesight
>Temper
>Bit of a coward
>Kind of rapey
>Overly emotional
>Can get clingy and posessive or try to nurture women who are broken on some level
>Completely fucked joints from years of heavy exercise, various injuries and old sports injuries
>Have been depressed and anxious for as long as I can remember
>Suicidal ideation
>>
>>40673557
Pros:
>6ft
>white
>7 inch dick
>wide jaw and high cheek bones

Cons:
>Hair thinning on top, only 26
>patchy facial hair
>wide hips
>monobrow I have to pluck regularly
>>
Pros:
>normal height
>broad shoulders
>metabolism keeps up with bad choices
>blue eyes
>small breasts = no underwires
>body hair pretty thin
>good vision

Cons:
>mouth breather face
>bad skin
>hands permacold, crack a lot
>all fat distributed to lower body, can't into pull ups
>bad posture
>neurotic asshole disposition

a real winner
>>
>>40673557

Pros
>Handsome face
>8 inch dick
>nice hair
>hazel eyes with brown hair
>low bodyfat by nature
>well spoken/verbally glib

Cons
>only 5'10
>teeth are yellow due to my horrible hygiene habits as a child, working on whitening them now
>ears are big and stick out
>body is cut but it's like baby muscle, way too thin and light for my height
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>>40673557
>6'3
>suave hair
>Wide shoulders
>have an eye lighter color than the other so get mires for it
>great brow structure
>big hands/feet/wrists/calves (very proportionate)
>8.5x6 donger
>olive skin (white w/ immunity)
>no acne
>no male in my family on either side has been bald
>Gotta shave almost daily (hi test?)
>deep voice
>big pectorals
>large shoulder heads
>muscle gains (my grandpa won a national championship for lifting. great grandpa did as well)

cons

>back broken in 3 places (RIP squats and diddlys)
>hair on face grows in a goatee but everywhere else looks patchy and shit (think depp's mustache)
>chin is below average
>naturally inclined to not make friends (diagnosed, cant open up to anybody not even girls ive dated for more than a year. only open up when posting anonymously on a japanese basket weaving forum)
>back fat
>smoke
>dad has shit physique (slouched fat dyel who gets addicted to everything)
>crooked bottom teeth from fighting a lot when I grew up (kicked out of 3 different schools)
>every male in my family has heart issues
>high risk for Alzheimer's
>have nightmares very often from past. (not tumblr. I've seen a lot of people die)
>Feel disrespected easily.
>>
was born with a condition that almost killed me on my first couple weeks of life. I don't delve into it philosophically/spiritually but it's nice to know that according to my genetic make up I wasn't even supposed to be alive. Any little progress I make it's my work
>>
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>>40673557
Honestly once I reach my goal weight I'll be a 10/10. I have a good, symmetrical face, youthful, good skin, great eyes, an hour glass (Under the fat anyway so give it time), clear voice, good at singing, good at dancing (Building stamina is needed though), good cook, good hair, natural long lashes

Only cons, which are objective, is i smoke, am "italian" hairy and feel weird when i shave my arms so i don't, and yknow, still 13/30 pounds but i'll get there.

Oh and
>inb4 post tits
>>
pros
>8 inch dick
>low body fat
cons
>probably autistic
>wide hips
>black eyes
>>
>>40676504
> They want dominant women like me!

I'll punch a bitch in the face if she gets uppity
>>
Wins:

>Beautiful eyes
>Full head of hair
>Going from black to grey hair early meaning silver fox status can be achieved earlier
>I seem to have an easy time gaining muscle
>Never been even close to fat

Cons
>Jew nose
>Iranian eyebrows
>Lots of hair where there should be none
>Not enough beard or chest hair
>Alcoholics and depressed people all over the place
>Thoroughly average jaw
>Grower
>177 cm, one fucking centimeter below 5'10
>Dad and four of his five siblings have heart diseases and are fat. The fifth is a 73-year-old uncle who plays a lot of tennis. He might live till he's 100 just to fucking show his siblings.
>>
Pros:
>6ft1
>wide shoulders
>excellent eyesight (neither parent has required glasses)
>excellent gains on leg

Cons
>thinning hair, receding hairline
>very likely to have Alzheimers
>Dad has Long QT syndrome, which is hereditary. (At some point my heart is going to have the rhythm of a awkward white kid at prom)

So...later life has a high possibility of being awful.
>>
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Pros:
>6'4
>10/10 Face
>high-test
>ESTP
>blonde
>great chin
>136 IQ & IT degree

Cons:
>6-inch dick
>cant lift bodyweight
>136 IQ & IT degree
>cant stop ironically dabbing
>no gf
>skips leg day
>soft ass
>genetic alzheimers around 50
>>
>>40686052
also
Pro:
>non-balding hair
Con:
>shit teeth (one tooth is missing its frontal cover so its yellow)
>>
>>40676628
>>40684734
>>40686046
>>40686052

Have one or multiple family members with Alzheimer's, only moderately increases your risk of developing it.

Unless its the early onset kind i cant remember the name but i believe that is hereditary.
>>
Pros:
White
6ft
Grey eyes, get a lot of 'you have really nice eyes' compliments from chicks
7.5inch dick
Good ass
Easy to get on with
Quite good looking

Cons:
Small arms, feet and hands
Face goes bright red when embarrassed or in awkward situation
Family of heart problems and have a heart murmur
>>
>>40673557
Pros: ridiculously wide shoulders and great shoulder to waist ratio

Cons: I'm 6'1 and my armspan is fucking 6'6


where my albatross brehs at
>>
>>40686134
Why don't you just become world record holder in deadlift?
>>
>>40676858
>Pros:
>>Alcohol exists
>Cons:
>>I exist
this.
>>
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>>40676345
>>
Pros:
>6'2"
>easily put on muscle and shed fat
>big boy frame
>thick European hair
>above average intelligence (electrics engineer/math degree)
>Artistic (poly-instrumentalist)

Cons:
>above average intelligence
>invested in morality
>average penis
>put on fat easily
>currently 30 lbs overweight
>terrible facial hair
>>
pros
>8x5.5" peepee
>not losing my hair

cons
>manlet
>jawlet + chinlet + eyelet
>actual autist
>>
proz
>6.1
>Huge 46 inch ribcage
>gud insertions calves are giant
>Slightly smart
>Lactose tolerant drink about a whole pitcher thing of milk a day even before doing weight stuff
Cons
>No sense of smell basically
>Below average hearing
>Bad eyesight
>Dad isn't dumb but for some reason school never worked for him and he was thrown out in grade 4 and worked since he was 15 one of the strongest people more then most of you fagits i got him to try deadlifting and he did 5 plates at 56 years old i know i have the same problem schoolwise only i am still in school only failing at 17 i am thinking of dropping out and working with a roofing company
>Big predisposition do alcoholism and shit
>gonna go bald
>>
Man I didn't know everyone on fit had such massive cocks.
>>
Pros: 6 ft, naturally lean, gifted writer, thick wavy hair and big beard, big dick

Cons: receding hairline, big nose, ADHD/Depression, probably an alcoholic, hard to build mass, have to shave my monobrow

Mixed: raging case of fattylust.
>>
>>40673635
5.3 isnt pencil dick anon lol it would be more like 4inches girth for pencil dick.
>>
>white
>138 IQ
>very good frame, even as a literal dyel i was getting loads of compliments about my body
>can bulk at 5k cal or cut at 1.5k cal without any discomfort
>nice face, consistently rated 8-9/10 by /soc/

>174 cm
>autistic
>>
>>40673557
lol@everyone estatting IQ... What test did you take? WAIS? I-S-T? ISA-L? Were you tested by a psychiatrist? Online IQ tests are complete shit
>>
>>40689291
t. 95 IQ
>>
>>40689352
t. 90 IQ
>>
Pros:
>6ft
>decent frame
>decent face
>7x5.5

Cons:
>need to wear glasses but don't
>shaggy from Scooby-Doo tier facial hair
>wristlet
>>
>>40673557
Pros
>6ft
>White
>full head of hair (grandfather and great grandfather on dads side are bald but dad still has all his hair going on 50)

Cons
>Depression
>boarderline autism
>fat fuck (almost overcome, 110kg down from 140
>jewfro if i grow my hair
>small penis
>>
>>40676345
Honest question. Do you find that men are less likely to approach you since you are that tall.
>>
>>40676611
Change your focus don't have someone want you. Want someone and ask them out its more likely to work.
>>
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Pros:
Tall
Decent Frame
Thick hair and eyebrows
Big joints, hands and feet
Good muscle insertions
Bass voice
Decent Adonis Belt

Cons:
Weak jaw
Acne
Poverty calves
Fat gain covers Adonis Belt but not Abs
Skinny Neck
Somewhat Autism
>>
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being white is more of a con these days. definitely not a pro. at least if youre a guy that is
>>
>>40673557
Pros:
>face
>frame
>height
>only mildly autistic

Cons:
>5.5" penor
>constantly sweaty palms
>>
Pros
>tall
>full head of hair
>green eyes
>deep voice

Cons
>hairy in inconvenient places (back hair, ass hair etc.)
>backne, chestne
>depression
>>
>>40690761
How is green eyes a pro?
>>
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pros

>black
>great with instruments
>great in social situations, always give off good vibes
>pretty stronk
>confident as fuck
>cool car
>good face
>just barely tall enough to be normal male height
>etc

cons

>
>>
Pros
>white
>dark blonde hair
>gold eyes
>32D
>pretty face
>5'4
>intelligent
>thin
>nice butt

Cons
>look like I'm 14
>terribly near-sighted
>female
>I like cheesecake
>more cheesecake please
>>
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>>40673557
>pros
Make gains/lose weight easily
Tan easily (no sunburn)
Nice foot shape
Large butt from side view
Waist is significantly smaller than hips
Nice fingernails
Decent cheekbones


>con's
Brown hair
Brown eyes
Jew nose
4'10
Hairy
Spic
Crooked teeth
Asymmetrical face
Bad eyesight
Bad hearing
Square hips
Finding silver hairs already (20)
Acne (left me with scars as well)
Jowels
My cut cals are 1500
>>
>>40690958
>pros
>black
>>
>>40691255
being a black guy is better than being a white guy

stay triggered
>>
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Did you guys actually took legit IQ tests of are you just some niggas whomst think they're smart?
>>
>>40691255
>Big dick
>Not pro
Stay mad white boi
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