Objectively, what is the best path?

>>40669246

5 > 1 > 3 > 2 > 4

the path of Trucrypt

>>40669246
The Path of Scooby is best.

>>40669246
1 >>>>> 2 > 3
4 is literally not an option
5 is honorable (but beta)

>>40669351
>zyzz
>you will bang 10/10s

KEK

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>>40669246

Scoob

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>>40669246
Path of Scooby.

>tfw no qt gf to cuddle and sleep with while it snows outside in the cold of the winter

>>40669246
going to have to go with ripp

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>>40669706
>Live in downtown Japan
>Wake up on the weekend
>Be cozy with gf until mid afternoon
>Decide to venture into the city
>Hang out with a tight-knight social group to see a show, get something to eat
>Go into the park
>You know how to play piano
>Attract a crowd that begins to dance and laugh
>Fireflies are flying around as it gets dark
>Part ways with your friends
>Go back to your apartment
>On the way back qt3.14 tells you that she loves you for the first time
>Cuddle on the couch and play a card game together
>Feel close and comfortable with her
>Wake up

Lucid dreaming is its own form of suffering.

>>40669763
Most of the dreams I actually remember go like this, except at the end of the dream she usually dies in a horrible way. The type of dream where you feel a level of happiness and content that youve never felt, your life feels complete, just to have it all ripped away from you...and then you wake up still feeling those feels.

I feel you bro. I feel you.

>>40669246
Path of Scooby sounds like paradise

>>40669246
*BBBBBBRRRRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPFFFFFF*


Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....*sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff*.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....


*BBBBBBRRRRRRRRPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT*


Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..*sniff*…ah….*ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff*…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….*sniff sniff*…hmmm….is that….*sniff*….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…*sniff*….a little whiff more if you please…..*ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff*…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…*sniff*….the most pungent one yet my dear….*ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff*….yes….


*BBBBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP*


My darling…why…that was…*ssssnnniiiiffff*…the biggest one yet my dear….*sniff*..if you are….*sssnnnniiiifffff*…yes….if you are not completely out of exquisite gas…*sniiiiffffff*….my dear……then you, dare I say…*ssssnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiiiifffffffffffffffffff*….have the intestinal capacity of an elephant!....*ssssnnnniiiifffff*…yes…..*sniff sniff sniiiiiffffff*….and the pungent, yet extraordinary stench of one too…yes…*sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiffffffffff*

>>40669823
GODDAMNIT Y U DO THIS, Y U DO THIS IN AN OTHERWISE CALM, PEACEFUL AND BRAP-FREE THREAD

>>40669246
Path of Vynz promises a perfect afterlife, how could you not pick that.

>>40669847
Based Vynz bro

>>40669246
i gotta admit the path of seid descript and pic made me lmao. vampseid

>>40669847
> be a massive faggot with no gains
> go to gym purely to help randomers get better gains without them even knowing who you are or that you had any impact on their gains

I think you should sit down, I have bad news......youre retarded.

VYNZ PLEASE EAT CMON

>>40669954
Ok cool, but I get to go to party Valhalla, while you rot in a hole. That just seems like a sweet deal.

>>40669246
Scoob path is probably the most sensible, but I'd choose the Rippletits path. I want to be a mighty lifter.

>>40669966
Enjoy being the tiniest dude yet biggest faggot in all Valhalla. For eternity. The smallest dude.

Id rather rot in the ground m8.

>>40669246
Scoob, not even close.

>>40669763
i've always been to scared of lucid dreaming

i'm too afraid that i'll forget how to wake up

>>40669246

the best path is the one you make for yourself

>>40669763
i honestly solve this by going on /comfy threads

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>>40670453
>I'm too afraid that I'll forget how to wake up

I'm not

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5 is nice and all, but honestly Scoobert is always best choice

>tfw mostly just want to get back with her but she's wither another m8 and she'll always not care about me, no matter how /fit/ I get