FIRST TIME TRYING SIPS

>>40669173
1488 heil hitler the white race will prevail

>>40669182
/fit/ has always been a christian board.

o-oh anon your hot and chiseled body OwO

>>40669214
thanks babe, got it from ss and gomad.

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Just had my second sip today.

>tfw

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>>40669245
tfw 2 for 4 dollars and have a friend who also sips.

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>>40669245
That's the finest sip shop ever made

S I P B O Y S

>>40669173
So is this shit carbonated?
I was drinking Bang until I found out that carbonated stuff is fucking aggravating the hell out of my acid reflux.

If I drink monster will my traps atrophy???

>>40669290
Lightly. Its not like some sodas, where they almost burn while they go down. The only problem is that the sweetener used is erithrytol. Erithrytol causes farts and poopies so just be ready to go poopoo during your workout sesh.

>>40669173
/fit/

brought to you by monster beverage corp

>>40669331
I wonder what percentage of /fit/ has tried sips by now.

>>40669375
>sips

That is a shitty shill meme attempt anon.

>>40669412
Yeah, desu i wouldnt have tried the sips monster, if it werent for the shilling on /fit/

>>40669305
90% of it is absorbed before reaching the intestines. As far as sugar alcohols are concerned, it has a pretty low laxative effect. Doesn't give me the poppies except the like three times I've had four of them within a six hours period before unlocking the secrets of this universe and becoming the Godhead

>>40669419
This is why the Jews trick you anon.

Because you are weak and stupid.

>>40669412
Sips has been literally the most popular meme on /fit/ for six months now. Lurk more before you make an ass of yourself again.

>>40669436
weak. Please, look at the pic related on the thread. PFF. Dyels always talking shit

>>40669427
>from Griffith to Femto

>>40669444
>we have been shilling for months now!

>>40669444
fuck off

>>40669605
Hes right, and he got trips. Stay mad

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I'm new to this board, are sips a legit meme or is this guy serious?

>>40669676
OP here.
Are you referring to me me?

>>40669676
Best meme on 4chan, go get you some #sips and become a #sipsboy2017 fellow fitness enthusiast.

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>>40669676
In answer to your question, it is just a normal caffienated beverage that is sugar free and has taurine. It is pretty expensive for a preworkout and doesnt have any thing else in it that is beneficial such as citrulline mallate. It tastes great, and definately is a good energy drink, that could be applied preworkout. Make the decision for yourself
>try a sip

>>40669427
kek

>>40669173
You look Australian

>>40669621
Thanks bro. Trips don't lie.

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>>40669712
Just the angle. My face looks weird in that pic. Heres a better pic.

>>40669739
Yeah the other one is definitely shot from the ol' Australian angle.

>>40669759
>fucking classic aussies posting pics from an underneath angle

>>40669739
Manlet or 14?

I can't tell.

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>>40669559
>you must be getting PAID to have fun shitposting about a drink you like

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>>40669173
Airman first class [REDACTED] reporting in for sips, sir!

>>40669173
*BBBBBBRRRRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPFFFFFF*


Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....*sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff*.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....


*BBBBBBRRRRRRRRPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT*


Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..*sniff*…ah….*ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff*…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….*sniff sniff*…hmmm….is that….*sniff*….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…*sniff*….a little whiff more if you please…..*ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff*…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…*sniff*….the most pungent one yet my dear….*ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff*….yes….


*BBBBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP*


My darling…why…that was…*ssssnnniiiiffff*…the biggest one yet my dear….*sniff*..if you are….*sssnnnniiiifffff*…yes….if you are not completely out of exquisite gas…*sniiiiffffff*….my dear……then you, dare I say…*ssssnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiiiifffffffffffffffffff*….have the intestinal capacity of an elephant!....*ssssnnnniiiifffff*…yes…..*sniff sniff sniiiiiffffff*….and the pungent, yet extraordinary stench of one too…yes…*sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiffffffffff*

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>>40669840
>I shill for jew run corporation for free

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>>40669866
With this realization I hope you fucks all realize the Jews have legitimately tricked you...again.

Have a pic of the CEO's former IDF niece as consolation.

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>>40669852
Thank you for your service

>>40669866
>>40670021
This dude is samefagging in other sip threads too

>butt-devastated rockstar shill detected

>>40669173
Welcome to the sip crew

S I P B O Y S

>>40670287
And thank you for your sips!

But not memeing Monster probably makes a large percent of their profit from mil with how many people I see with cans in maintenance

>>40669815
5'8 18

>>40669739
you're bretty cute desu o3o

>>40670403
thanks. am i officially otter mode?

>>40670373
>5'8
>comments do not include the word manlet
>comments include compliments

This isn't /fit/

You Jews can't fool me.

That shit is so ridiculously sweet and tart I couldn't even get halfway through one can.

>>40670428
Gonna need a full body pic on that ' 3'
but you don't rly seem like the body/face type
that's not a bad thing, though

>>40670526
full body pic

>>40670533
hnnnnnnnnnng
that's fucking hot,
saved.

>>40670533
Mirin

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>>40670549
>>40670615

>>40670473

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>>40670637
except ווו in hebrew = 18

תרםו = 666
or "tarmo"/"tarmav"

but you're getting close, goyim ;0

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>>40670694
six six six is what?

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>>40670731

so six six six in hebrew is שׂשׂ שׂשׂ שׂשׂ
which would be pronounced:
>shesh shesh shesh
>where the "e" sounds like the "ay" "hay"
>which = 1,800

six six six transliterated into hebrew is
>סיקס סיקס סיקס
>which = 690