>Friday feels thread

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I actually had sex today.

what the fuck is with all these bald threads today filled with depressed fucks. is this /r9k/ brigading

>>40657510
>bald threads

summer came early this year?

Honestly when the fuck does things get better? I am working, studying and lifting and yet no gf to share sweet moments with.

>>40657518
They're all at Chad's party.

>tfw coming down from xxl acid trip

it got like me laying on my shower floor with my finger up my ass bad but at least I got my fleet foxes tickets when they went on sale before I lost my mind desu

>>40657431
Lol I work 6am-6pm Saturdays and Sundays at least you cunts can eat pizza in your underwear all day

>>40657588
Havent taken acid in like two years. Last time was a bad trip and it took me a couple of months to recover mentally. You will be fine but it is pretty scary seeing the ugly side of your personality. Its apart of everyone you will be fine bro.

>>40657614

Do you feel any different, like enlightened after recovering? Also where did you take it at?

>>40657489
Me too

>>40657614
i used to take it sometimes, last time i took it i wouldnt say i had a bad trip it was just pretty strong but nothing ridiculous. after that, 2 years ago, i can't really smoke weed anymore i just get so anxious. i used to get so high and could non stop smoke but since then i just dont want that at all. that goes with all drugs too. maybe cause i smoked a bunch on the comeup of that 1 trip but idk, before that day everything was fine then it wasnt

>>40657645
I don't want to sond cliche but it actually helped me in the long run. It made me realize that no one is immune to real mental fucked up issues. Its apart of our DNA.

I don't know but since that experience I learned that it takes real effort in order to be psychological well and since then I have forced myself to be more social and talk to people. LSD gives you a perspective of how the backstage of life works and I've used it to connect better with people because it gave me a better understanding of how people work. Not to mention I am much more empathetic to the "shy guy" of the group and whenever I met a guy like that I try and include him in the conversation as much as possible because I understand that a guy like that is going trough allot of shit. Take it as a learning experience and you will do alright. Remember that no one is immune to what you just experienced.

Good feel, drinking beers with my dad. Good tunes. Only neg is not raising my weights. Will make it...

>>40657727
Same here, whenever I smoke weed I get many of the effects you have on acid. Even drinking beer would give me a weird out of the body experience. Its better now but generally I can only drink alcohol without loosing my shit. Everything else just makes me paranoid.

Did a 16/8 Intermittent fast today

How the fuck does anyone do anything while fasted?

>>40657463

this image is all too familiar.

>>40657518
Have you tried not being an autist?

>school emailed me saying that i have been skipping too many classes
>called in for a meeting on monday
>if they kick me out, i'm gonna kill my self
really fucking depressed right now. been tired as fuck the last 2 days.
I cant fucking stop skipping classes, eventhough i want to go.
I should just go see a fucking doctor so he can give me some pills, so i can feel normal.

>tfw down 11 pounds since start of feb

10 more and the cut is over and I can do my bulk before my trip in late December. I really hate fucking bulking and what it does to my face

>>40657431
I want that fucking outfit

>>40657811
You dont just do IF now and then, the effect wont work with occasional 16/8 fast, you need to do it every day

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>>40658000
PRAISE KEK

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>trying to become a well adjusted Normie despite diagnosed Autism
>Went to a apprentice workshop at my college
>get split into groups
>start talking to a girl do it another course
>goes really well, do a plane themed presentation and our group wins a tour of some place
>at the end ask for the girls Snapchat
>get it, Lads in my class congratulate me
>get home
>phone is really cracked so I can't send a good selfie
>send utter shite picture
>opened 7 hours ago


Sorry if it sounds a bit vain but this has been the closest I've gotten to a girl, before I just watched, sometimes I wished that I was pathetic enough to actually complain about >tfwnogf but other people how come to expect more of me, and I'm myself I've failed to rise up to the expectations, I don't think she is going to go on that your, or maybe she'll snap back in the morning, I'm just hoping I can feel better about this whole damn thing so I can carry on with my lifts

Hope we all make it gf or no gf

>>40658059
Sorry about the spelling mistakes, I've got to wake up at 5AM and I can't get a wink

>>40657431
>Tfw normies who need a PT to train interupt your workout
>Tfw gf calls you during your workout to talk and be cute

>Tfw workout ruined
>Tfw day/weekend ruined

Why do bitches never learn?

>>40657431
>missed the cute girl at college that I was gonna ask out
>another weekend alone

at least I have my barbell and netflix

I went for a nap at 430 pm today and I just woke up legitimately thinking it was 630 am Saturday morning. So that feels pretty good that I didn't sleep away Friday night

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>Finally over cold and can lift again
>Doing better in classes
>Possible scholarship in future
>Look noticeably better than I did a month ago
>Going to see my cat for first time in two months
>Going flying next week

Today is a good friday.

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I just want a moderately cute, funny boy to give this to desu ):

>>40657431
Time to deadlift and me and a mate are doing some charity work tomorrow

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>>40658115
>tfw you will never have a gf who will call you daddy as you make her cum

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>spooky skeleton
>get on SS + GOMAD
>having more and more difficulty fitting into my 29 waist jeans

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Just bought a 99 accord for my first car so I'm feeling pretty good

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Today marks the one year anniversary of the masturbation injury that has led to daily testicular aches. Two doctor visits later and the best they could tell me was I have enlarged veins in my ballsack.

I don't have money to waste on more doctor visits so I have to contend with ball pain without having any means to lessen it.

>>40658115
"Happy Birthday, Daddy get ready to eat this cake ???? you eat me"

my autism is itching.

>>40657431
>been feeling bad for a while now
>can't stop thinking about what the future holds
>was prescribed antidepressant

I don't wanna take them brehs cause I don't wanna depend on them, I wanna get better on my own. But everyday gets harder and harder. Anybody have experience with meds?

>>40657431
>went to classes on Friday
>right after classes went to a baseball tailgate for my university tailgate
>hung out with all my friends and got really drunk
>came home, ate a big meal
>roommates are gone for the weekend, house to myself
>chilling out, watching sports

Life is good, will probably get up a little early and lift, then maybe eat some shrooms and trip balls.

>>40657489
>went to fwb's house
>not usually super horny but I enjoy fucking her, she's short and Asian so her pussy is crazy tight
>had just taken my ambien for the night
>got super horny and fucked her expertly
>came at the same time
What gives? I was so much more in the moment. Is it the anti-anxiety effect? How to achieve this natty?

>>40658639
???? = like

>>40658641
What is it? If SSRIs don't take because your dick might stop working. Mirtazapine is okay, only side effect I had on it was munchies.

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>>40657518
it never gets better breh

>>40657518
I see "trying to meet new people" is not on that list.

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>there is a party right afront of my dorm room door
>know most of people there
>they give me weed and alcohol for free
>still prefer to sit alone, listen to post rock and feel alone while not having strenght to go out and socialise

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How do you make friends in college?

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>>40657588
I'm kinda scared to take acid again desu. Been reading up on the stats, and it turns out a lot of stuff you get is an RC analogue like NBOMe.

The last few times I've taken it it's been more of a body high than head high also, which has been kinda disappointing. I think I'll just get shrooms next time I trip, which will hopefully be soon.

I think I'm gonna just shroom next time I wanna trip

>>40658746
gotta join the anime club and work your way up to top frat bro. climb the ladder, bruh.

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>commute to university
>on senior year
>have only made one friend this whole time and he's not even a university student, i met him at a concert
>high school friends are drifting away

>>40658134
I have this right now, she's this cute latina girl and it's pretty incredible desu. Tried to get her to use papi instead of daddy but she wasn't down.

>>40658746
I just took up smoking because when you get nice and addicted and you step out to have one at 2am while it's raining, you will bump into someone else also smoking in the cold rain at 2am and become lifelong friends.

For real though, all you need to do is put yourself in situations where you can talk to other people. That's tough to do when all you do is slog to class and back without anything in the middle.

Take this guy for example >>40658815

Just eat at the dining hall sometimes and sit with anyone you have the remotest reason to sit with. I became good friends with a guy just because, internally I realized he was that DYEL from class that I sort of disliked, but I gave him a shot anyway. Turned out to be a total fucking bro.

Just gotta give other people a chance. You'll meet some assholes, but you have to get out there to meet the people you want to share your life with. No homo.

>>40657431
petite chick i been texting for a while to just told me i express negativity and self doubt, but im like joking about it most of the time and it bothers her, how do i even

>>40658838
Tell her that while you may have a slightly more cynical attitude than normal, you mostly just have a dark sense of humor and that she's too perceptive for her own good (This is how you say she's reading too deep into it and being a nosy cunt without making her mad.).

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>>40657431
>gf broke up with me last week
>Went to her tuesday to try to win her back
>Said the problems we had weren't that big, that we could work through them
>She not only says no, but insults me. Says I'm not good enough for her, I'm mediorce for not wanting grad school, and I'm not taking the right path for my dream (I want to run for political office and I thought a military career post college would be a great thing for that.)
>All this coming from an MCAT flunkie with highly educated, unsuccessful parents.
>Tfw I still care for her but I'm not really broken up over losing her.
>tfw when I had a good workout today
>tfw when planning on getting qt at works number
>Tfw still successful in my classes and making gains in the gym.


Deep down, it still kinda hurts that she left, I really did love her. But fuck her, I'm going to work hard and achieve my goals. I don't need a bitch with a superiority complex and crazy parents in my life to do that.

Also, off question, if I look semi ok with a shirtless pic, should I use it for Tinder? I don't look great or anything but I don't look like a twink either.

Finally gonna have my testosterone levels checked, afraid it will confirm I'm a low T beta male.
What should it be for a young man?
Anyway as Friday feels go, I'm kinda tired of everything. Of everything going so wrong for such a long time, it's so damn tiring.

>>40658059
You win some, you lose some anon. just move on. Girls are a numbers game anyway.

>>40658702
Lexapro

>>40658838
Stop fucking being negative. You may think your joking but deep down you mean it and people can see that retard

>>40658914
Keep the good work. You know you're doing it right.

>engineer here
>thinking about life and how it all changes next week
>Current situation
>Today was my last day at current company
>Make 60k a year
>Took another offer for 80k at another role and I'm starting next week
>Worried shit might go wrong and something will fuck up however, I usually do shit like this and be negative until I "find" myself in this new role
>On my way out, a guy in another dept saw me leaving early and walked up/stopped me and wanted to shake my hand and thank me for being there when they needed me. Can't believe I touched people this much in this role to be honest, some other people said the next two weeks will be tough since I'm the one who helps a lot of people, I think they are trying to be nice, however, me leaving is a good thing for the company and our dept

Can we get some positive feels up in this thread too?

>tfw trying to be more happy and positive person.
>Smile more to people
>Talk more to people
>Actually listen to people
>Peoples attitude towards me seems a hell of a lot more positive
>I'm generally more happy

Baby steps. We'll all make it

>broke up with the girl I was seeing for a several months because she told me she was still in love with her ex
>she immediately got back with her ex after that

Hurts senpai, but I dodged a bullet. First time I've ever felt used, which is weird.

Oh well, fuck her. She downgraded going back to him again. I had a quick peak through his facebook and it's creepy how similar we are. He's was in the military, so was I. We have a few items of clothing that are the same. Same haircut. Tattoos in the same locations.

Oh well, life goes on.

DID YOU FAGGETS GO TO THE GYM TODAY?!

>>40659012
Nah, watched season 2 of Love on Netflix all day. But I have the flu, so.

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I know this'll get shit on cuz gay, but whatever.

>Be faggot
>Grow up in hardcore religious family
>Eventually come to terms, try to start dating
>Meet Alex, he's in same situation situation, religious family and all
>Start hanging out, nothing dirty, just spending time together
>Takes me on a hike, I'm fucking winded in seconds, he's fine. He's a big hiker and camper.
>Start going to gym a bit, don't want to make a fool of myself again.
>Keep seeing each other, our families don't know anything
>Fall pretty hard for him, first time anything nice has really happened to me
>Hanging out playing vidya at his house one Sunday
>His dad comes home early from church, "walks in" on us, even though we weren't doing anything
>Freaks out, I gtfo of the house
>Alex texts me that he's been forbidden to see me, his parents are going to make him try to date girls
>Texts stop
>Feelsbadman
>Months later, start dating someone else, try to move on but still kinda think about him.
>About six months into relationship I get an email from Alex out of the blue. Apologizes for having to cut me off, and hopes I'm doing well. My current bf sees it, so I just reply very distantly and vaguely like I'm over it.
>A year into this relationship, get cheated on, that relationship falls apart.
>Feelsbadman
>Hit gym
>Keep hiking, do pic related, one of the toughest hikes near my city.
>Remember Alex. Dunno where he is, he never kept social media.
>Type name into Google
>First result is an obituary.
>...
>He killed himself a year ago, a few months after his email.
>Visit grave a few days ago. I go a lot now. It has mountains etched onto it.
>Dig it out of the snow. Notice something tucked under it.
>Note from his parents. Feel guilty, but it's gotten wet and can read through envelope.
>His mother says she thinks of him every day.
>His father says "Life is so much colder and grayer" without him.
>Fuck. I'm so alone.
>Just live so I can go to gym and mountains.

>>40659012
I FUCKING DID. FUCK YEAH
>>40658970
I need to try to start more conversations with random people. How do you do it anon?

>>40658725
Not him, but people just seem to think I'm annoying.

>>40659012
No, but I went yesterday

today is my rest day anon

>>40657518
What is making you unhappy directly? Figure it out and try to fix it. If you're just sad for no reason you could have a mental illness. Lifting won't fix your problems that aren't related to lifting. Don't believe that lifting fixes everything.

>>40658815
Same here breh. 40 min drive to school and back. I don't mind not having friends, but kinda wish I had a qt to hang out with desu

>>40658970
I haven't had a girlfriend since high school. I'm 21 now. I work in a field with no women and take a class with no women. All of my friends are away at school.

How do I meet women? Do guys ever just go to bars by themselves to pick up chicks?

>>40659023
For me the easiest way to do it is if they're in a car or bike that I really like. Cars and bikes are my biggest passions so it's easy for me to go up to someone and talk about that than just go up to someone and be like 'nice weather huh?' or something.

Few examples
>be leaving gym
>guy in the car park is on a KTM 390 Duke
>Like those bikes
>Go up to him and just ask 'hey is that a 390?' (I knew it was but it's just a good conversation starter)
>he says yeah, I tell him I love those bikes, they're good when you do x, y and z to them blah blah blah
>we talk about bikes for a little while and then head off

Another time
>Pull into a car wash
>dude has an e39 M5 in the bay next to me
>I drive a e39 M5 too
>start up a conversation about how them
>compliment him on how clean his is and that I liked what he had done to it
>invites me to a cruise in a few weeks through the hills and to grab burgers with him and some of his friends

So yeah, common ground basically. Hope that helps a little. I'm still learning

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>>40657489
Congratulations, especially if it was your first time.

>>40657981
Shit, SSRIs are a roll of the dice, for some people they're a lifesaver, others they just make things much, much worse. Have you thought about whether or not college was right for you?

Also,
>tfw shoulder is blown out
>still DYEL, only doing cardio
>others getting gains while I sit in the shadows

Hopefully this heals up quicker than it did last time.

>>40659020
It was their fault, and those fuckers act as if he just died "because of yes".

>>40659020
Shit, man, that's rough. I hope yo ucan find some solace soon.

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Is this the essence of /fit/?

>>40659020
Kys faggot

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>>40659020
Someone else will come along eventually, assuming you keep inproving yourself.
Sorry for your loss, anon.

>got decently cute petite girl from my group project in one of my classes snapchat on wednesday
>planned to ask her if she wanted to do something this week as it is spring break
>both our other group members leave we are both still seated almost as if she's waiting for me to ask her
>pussy out and don't say anything, don't even compliment the cool shoes she had on like I planned on
>didn't get a call back from either of the internship/job people I had called earlier in the day
>work 6 am tomorrow so plan to make some art tonight cuz I'm bored
>can't come up with anything cool
Well at least I got in a decent lift today and deadlifted 275 for 3 different sets of 8 reps. Also a cutie at the gym today came right by where I was deadlifting and stood right around where I was lifting we both locked eyes for a solid second and then I just walked away like an autist.

>>40657518
You have to reach out to get a gf. If you're nervous start with 3s and 4s then work up to 8s and 9s.

>tiring day at work, just got another 15 min
>want to go jogging but today's my rest day and I'm already still sore as hell from yesterday
>tfw feel so stressed when I take a rest day because I'm not working out

Feels weird man. I just look forward to this shit all day, so any day I don't go feels weird.

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Thought I saw my cat today.

Remembered he was gone and my smile went away.

>>40659133
See you, space cowboy.

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>I'm a fat fuck and I want to lose weight but lack the motivation
>I constantly think about working out, but never put it in action
>Stuck in a rut doing the same thing daily

>>40659164
Why do you hate yourself?

>>40657431
>all of my friends went military
>same squad or whatever
>hangout every day
>never call me
>all get gfs
>houses
>gi bill for college later

>be me
>20k debt
>3 years of college left
>bachelors degrees looked at like joke
>need 4 more years after to get MD
Im a fucking disgrace

>>40659012
The best thing about having no social life is that the gym is empty as fuck on Friday night.

>>40659193
Lucky, mines usually got the same amount of people 24/7

>>40659182
>Im a fucking disgrace

Don't be so defeatist. Guys I know who went into the military ended up kind of fucked in the head. You're also better off not getting a military wife who's in it for the benefits and stable income of a provider male. Keep your goal in mind, if you become a doctor you'll have the knowledge and ability to heal the sick. Most people have boring jobs that are not rewarding.

I know it's hard but keep in mind your trajectory.

>21
>Feel like I'm 80, mentally tired and bitter. I don't even have to work, just study and go to classes thrice a week but I still feel like shit everyday. Feel lonely even in a room full of people.

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>went drinking last night
>hungover as shit this morning
>think I might not make it to gym today
>parents need me to do some yard work at their house, fuck
>finish yard and decide fuck it I'm going to work out
>it's Friday so gym is empty
>hit new PR on squat
>showered and gonna watch anime the rest of the night

Feels pretty good desu

>>40657811
The people who sell the idea of 16/8 intermittent fasting don't work nor go to college.

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Today was supposed to be cardio day, boss called me in early and fucked up the schedule. Going to order a pizza tonight and play Zelda alone, maybe I'll just gain 200 pounds from this one day of fuck up.

(i'll be fine by Monday)

>>40659020
Don't worry Anon, it's normal that people with mental disorders end up killing themselves.

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>>40659222
hell yeah senpai.
>work in lab at clinic
>still recovering from hernia repair surgery
>get home from long day at work
>lay down and watch motivating anime knowing i'm going to get back into it soon
>still happy because i got hernia pulling 495 for PR.
>gonna make it.

>>40659020
My condolences anon. No one should have to go through something like that.
Remember him in your own way and keep moving forward.
My sister in-laws sister had a partner, really cool woman who got a terminal illness at like 25. Tore her apart for years but she's found someone else and everything is right in the world with her now.
It'll be tough but lean on your friends and family. They'll get you through it.

>>40659020
I'm sorry dude

>>40659020
I mean it's shitty that your buddy killed himself but it was his choice. You shouldn't be sad over the fact that he offed himself. Just move on

Shit, the day of my friend's funeral (who was also gay and killed himself assuming because his parents were hardcore Christians) my buddies and I smoked cigars and shittalked about all the stupid shit he did. We all cried at the wake and that was that. We understood his choice and there's literally zero reason to feel sad about it because he's fucking gone

Get over your ego and find someone else.

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>>40658970
Sure anon
>need two letters of recommendation for this research program I really want to get into
>already have two, but decided a third would really boost my application
>decided to man the fuck up and ask my organic chemistry professor, someone who's graduated from Cal Tech and did post-doc at MIT.
>she agrees to do it
I-is this what networking feels like guys?

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>hang out with friends
>end fucking a whore (always condom)
>3 weeks later feels ill af
>constant neck "pain"
>tfw im 90% sure that i got hiv

Somehow this fuel me to finally get in shape

>>40659020
I'm sorry that happened to you and him anon. I hope you get better.

>>40658786
>tfw didn't get a bid

I'm pretty sue it's because one dude there hates me and I hate him. Fucking fat bitch

>Short, ugly, socially awkward, anxious
>Never hung out with people outside of class
>Got haircut, dressed better, started lifting
>Started going out with friends
>Not even as autistic as I thought
>"Have you started going to the gym"
>"Wow, you look good"

I feel confident in myself for the first time. I'm probably going to lose my virginity within the next couple weeks.

feels good

>>40659096
This desu

>>40659551
Learn: you can't get HIV from 2D. You may suffer the consequences now.

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Senpai's been in another state visiting his gran gran for her birthday and I'm just this close to breaking into his place just to smell his bedsheets.

God I love that man.

>>40659607

w-well al least im not gonna die, r-right?

Spent almost all the week with girl I'm crushing on. Then I remembered she has a boyfriend. I would stop seeing her or searching her if she didn't lead me on. The worst thing of all was that this week I had the thought of ending it all. Couldn't keep those thoughts away and they are becoming more frecuent and lasting longer. Not even football helps me anymore. Hope you anons make it, even if some of us don't.

Friday night and i'm watching animu while nursing an injury. No money in the bank account, cold destitute,hungry.

(No not syrian in bangladeshistan just American collge student ;0 )

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>first week at college
>haven't talked to anybody yet (barely)
>already lost one class because I couldn't realize I was at the wrong room
>feeling ashamed for being so stupid
>left class and went directly to Pizza Hut
>couldn't make it to gym this week
>2lbs extra so far
>don't feel like talking to my friends about this
>new sleeping pills doesn't work and make me feel even more anxious throughout the day
>tried to watch some anime to distract myself
>ended up crying like a baby at the end of Madoka Magica
>still smoking a pack of cigarettes after another

I thought this week would be easier.

>>40659164
Just eat less

>>40659323
what's motivating anime?

Tweaked my back squatting, and it wasn't even my work set.

Decided "fuck it" and went for my topsets anyway.

I kinda regret it now.

>>40658831

>find white girl who knows a little spanish
>she calls me papi and daddy interchangeably with perfect accent

truly, god's gift to men are whores

>>40659659
I know that feel way to well. This girl I've been crushing on for 4 months now is now dating her ex again. Worst thing is she told me i had a chance at one point but I didn't take it...

Anybody else here have crippling insomnia? Shit is fuckkng up my whole life right now. The thing that's been keeping me up at night is the threat of ww3. How do you guys sleep at night when there are countries that won't hesitate to nuke other countries such as Russia and China?

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>>40657431
>>40657463
>tfw would kill for a life alone like this but im stuck at home with my parents at 22 because it's not money-wise to be out on my own at the moment

kinda wanna die and just reset, try again, honestly

You are all fucking losers, I have never had a friend in neither highschool nor college, I'm for some reason abhorrent for other people and everybody goes out of their way to not have to deal with me, I shower daily, do exercises and am not fat but it still happens.

Fuck off with your >tfw no gf bullshit, yes it will never get better, yes unless you were charming in your teens you will not be charming in your 20s and 30s, yes if you didn't at least finger someone in middleschool (like everybody does) you will be a failure in highschool, college and your entire life. Yes, the cute girl you have met and/or fuck (fucking normalfagots) is riding the cockcarousel for the last 10 years since she's 14 and has at least 2-10 variations of HPV that will give you throat and mouth cancer if you ever do oral at this point and most likely oral and/or vaginal Herpes, HIV, Crabs etc. Yes, if you are dating your "highschool sweetheart" the chances that she has cheated on you is close to 99%. Yes, if you ever get married you will hate your life and get divorced, just like every single marriage does.

There is no getting better in this life, this world is fucked up. You getting abs will not help you find your cute pure gf that you will marry and love forever. You getting swole will only help you have mindless and emotionless sex with whores that is not any better than having sex with actual prostitutes. Have fun curing every kinds of dickwarts, rotting dick skin and a lowered immune system that you got from your pathetic cunts of gfs

Lifting is a waste of time if you do it for the girls, nobody really cares if you're ripped or not unless you're a fagot. Stop with the sadfagot shit, life is shit and will always be shit, there is no saving us from this shithole. If you're browsing 4chan on a friday night it's already way to fucking late mates, there is no saving you from this misery and despair, no ammount of lifting will save you from the inevitable suicide thoughts.

>>40659716
So what makes you keep lifting, anon?

>>40659182
Ey medbrät, i'm wrapping up undergrad trying to see if med school is worth it in US. Thoughts?

>>40659323
Most motivating animu? (contemplating emo-gee)

>>40659707
Get off /pol/ you idiot. The board is satire and nothing actually happens in the "happening" thread

>>40659716
Dude, calm down. It feels like you need a hug.

Those things you wrote about girls are actually true, but only for specific kinds of girls. There are many of them who never even have seen a cock irl.

You are seeing life from a distorted perspective. Love and finding a perfect SO aren't the biggest goals.
The biggest goal is feeling love for who you are, self-respect and so on. Is reaching your personal goals, in which finding a SO may be included, but it must not be the only thing to give your life a meaning.

And yeah, lifting for girl is actually bullshit. Do it for yourself, to look at the mirror and feel proud for who you are and how you look.

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>>40658831
>Tfw this was you with your Latina ex but she dumped you and chose drugs/alcohol/partying instead.

It gets better right?

>>40659020
i came here to lift not to feel.

>>40659651
Maybe. You should see a doctor (and use condom at the next time with a 3D).

>>40659764
>The board is satire
Not anymore it's not.

>>40659780
>hurr kek maga magic is real
>it's not a satire anymore
You dumb cunt, of course it is satire. You didn't get the joke.

>>40659020

I'm sorry m8. I can't wait for the day that people aren't hurt because of who they love

>>40659767
>but only for a specific type
Objectively wrong, sure the unicorn exists but 0.00000001% will it end up dating you

>>40659786
Ok champ. As long as you think everyone is just pretending.

>>40659792

motherfucker shut the fuck up you don't know a fucking thing about girls youve talked to maybe ten that aren't family or forced to talk to you because of job in your whole life

you dont have a fucking clue about what girls want or how they behave youre a skinny fuck basement dweller now stop spewing your hateful shit and go actually figure your fucking life out

I'm at work until 1 AM. It's aight.

>>40658623
What were you doing, yo injure your self having a pull?

>>40659020
I'm so sorry about you, anon. I hope Alex will get to know (somehow, I don't know if you believe in afterlife) about it and realize it's not your fault (even though he tried to contact you, still you couldn't think about this kind of consequence).
:(

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>>40657431
I hit 3 plate diddly today.

>pulled poverty deads for a top set of 335x4
>did a bunch of back work and curls
>grabbed popeyes with extra mac and cheese afterwards
>gonna slip into a food coma soon

>>40659792
I'm a girl (no, not trans) and I have some girl friends that are still virgins.
Also, I have to agree with >>40659803

>>40659803
You should've included in your first post that you're a woman; I wouldn't have bothered replying to you then.

Cute how you say such things while telling yourself that youre one of these pure cute gf materiel, eventhough you most likely have lost thousands of braincells from chocking on dickd. Youre a pathetic whore, now fuck off my website and never come back you disgusting roastie piece of trash

>>40659827
"Virgins" and see my other post, it applies to you as well.

Women are pathetic

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>>40657431
>chick on discord who lives near my hometown drunk calls me, says she'll fuck me next time I come back from uni
>am at the other side of the country studying
>chat on and off the next few weeks, flirting with her
>she brings up how she said she wanted my dick when she was drunk several weeks later
>ask her if she still wants it since she's sober now
>"maybe if I was just as drunk senpai"
>tease her, saying I'll buy her a single beer then
>she dodges and says she'd need something stronger like tequila
>go "jack and coke, final offer. I'll throw in a lime slice too if you're lucky"
>she goes "well good thing I don't like lime with my jack"
>tells me how she overdid rum and coke in high school
>go "wew look at you, what an animal"
>she doesn't respond
Honestly I have no feels for her, I just want my dick wet. Clearly she's not interested, should I just cut contact and never talk to her again?

3DPD was a mistake.

>>40659065
bump

>>40659681
>>40659749

for me it's usually shounens. i watch a lot of anime and i have wide taste, but shounens to me are just fillers i rewatch until i stumble on something "better".
right now i'm rewatching boku no hero academia.
to me they are simplified versions of a hero myth. it's just a weak character with many flaws growing and overcoming these flaws. going into the cave and slaying the dragon so to speak. shounens motivate me on a base level even if they seem childish. i don't watch them for amazing visuals or shot composition, or scores, just simple tales of the weak overcoming their weaknesses.

Just went to doctors had to hobble since I have severe knee pain. Doctor said my femur and tibias are misaligned. They said the only way to fix my lower body is surgery and they don't provide it. I've told them if I don't get the surgery I'm committing suicide and they told me I had to stay because I said that. Left and told the only operating doctors that preform this surgery is in New York....

>>40659852
Women intelect im impressed. How much are you in debt after you useless arts degree

>>40658639
>>40658693
Thanks bros I legit stared at that pic for 3 to 5 mins being confused.

>>40659858
damn bro, my sympathies

hope everything ends up ok

>Saturday feels because is saturday here in NZ
>been keen to go out and get drunk all week
>went fishing last night and friends said they all keen
>wake up today nobody is keen
>another boring night
>i hate my friends, such losers...fml

>>40659841
God have mercy on your soul. Seriously.

>>40658702
Stay the fuck away from Mirtazapine, I put on like 20 kg

>>40659875
I will spend my afterlife happy in heaven because I dont commit sin like you and participate in premartial sex you fucking whore

>>40659764
>he still thinks it's satire
>he doesn't think the mods put that in to cover their ass for anything that's said/done there

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MAN THE FUCK UP YOU FUCKING PUSSIES

I'm an autistic ugly loser and I lost my virginity at 22. If I can do it, so can all of you.

>>40659844
Update: she sent me a selfie of herself saying "look at this great snap I took the other day, I'm so pretty", pic of her wearing a low cut top. She's pretty cute.

What should I say in return, /fit/? Was thinking "Meh, you'd look better without clothes on", but I kind of want to cut her off too. I can tell she's just fishing for attention.

>>40659681
Berserker. Srs turn it on right now anon

>>40659869
I hope so. I am contacting this doctor tomorrow and praying he can realign it because I've been thinking of buying a gun if I get rejected

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>finally come to terms with the fact that I am a severe sadomasochist and nightmare fetishist
>consistently spend my days helping family members since I moved back to my hometown, feel they're taking advantage of me
>come down with the flu and developed a viral throat infection
>getting more and more difficult to get out of bed in the morning
>seem completely unable to form a genuine connection with another person
>regularly finding myself contemplating killing myself and/or everyone around me
>unemployed and losing interest in school
>still living with my mother who spends half an hour daily telling me how much of a fuckup I am
>feel like I'm not making any progress on my lifts

On the bright side, I'm having fun with video games again, which is something I've missed for a while, so it's not all bad.

>>40659834

Im a dude

you dont own shit cause youre a fucking neet and youve never made anything worthwile in your entire life you hateful piece of shit. dont pass judgement on shit you know nothing about stop blaming others for your pathetic life and fix your shit.

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>>40659133
fuck this one hits hard, used to do the same when my cat passed. remember the good times you had with your catbro

>>40659164
take baby steps, its a marathon not a sprint

>>40659939
Just go with your heart man. If it's obvious she's trying to score compliments and you aren't desperate for her approval, reflect that in what you say.

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>>40659214
keep pushing friend, we're all gonna make it some day

>>40660013
>Im a dude
Lie
>reddit spacing
fuck off

My gym free weight section was almost completely empty today. There was one woman doing squats and one gym rat who is there everyday.

I had to wait for nothing, just walked from one workout to the next. Had no one waiting to use the equipment I was on. It was awesome.

Even the cardio section was fairly empty.

>>40659065
also curious

>>40659816
good job
|:)

>>40659786
meme magic is real

>>40657811

You get used to it. It helps if you do do a few months of keto before going to intermittent fasting. You sleep for half the window, and the four hours before sleeping and the hours after waking up are pretty easy to do.

Take caffeine if you feel like it, but it isn't necessary at all. It's also way easier if you're bulking.

>>40660040

mate have you ever even talked to a girl who wasnt being paid to converse with you? And yet here you are passing judgement and telling people how "all girls are" bitch do you know how many girls there are in just your goddamn town that youve never met because you dont leave your moms basement? jesus fuck, this is like saying all music is bad because youve listened to three songs in your life and you hated them all.

>>40657431
>tfw just had a girl ask me to come out to the club with her (implied sex after)

Said no because im already in bed and have class early tomorrow. Will she still be DTF later in the week?

>>40660071
fuck lemme try again

>>40660030
Thanks man, I'm not really desperate for her approval, just want to flirt and improve my game. If that somehow gets me into her pants then all the better. But if she loses interest that's fine with me too since she's chubby and a huge normie degenerate. Went with "Meh, you'd look better with those clothes off" which she went "you'd be surprised".

She's cute though with big tiddies. Though a little chubby.

>>40660093
>you'd look better with those clothes off
>you'd be surprised
I don't think she realized what she just said. She's implying that she looks bad naked.

In any case, I'm a fucking shut in that stopped seeking social approval a long time ago so I probably would have just gone with "yeah, you're great, so we fucking or what?" but your thing was good too. In any case, good luck.

>>40658746

club sports is the easiest way. particularly bullshit ones or ones that aren't that big at your college. It's mostly just an excuse for people to get together to party. When you spend enough time w/ people and you're all drunk you tend to start liking each other for literally no actual reason.

Keep seeing these people at practice and at parties and as long as you're fairly normal and friendly you'll make friends.

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>>40657431
Why am I in my room instead of being outside and at least trying to get laid?

>>40660086
:(

>>40660076
Stop trying to roleplay as a male, you're failing and it is showing. Please fuck off from my website.

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>get back from diving trip last week
>defended myself from 2 sharks with a selfie-stick
>this is not the first time I had to do this
>almost got crushed by some retard at the gym trying to 1RM squat that fell backwards today
>almost got hit by a truck the week before dive trip
>badthings.txt
>survive all this shit cool as a cucumber the entire time
>still a 23 yo kv too scared to flirt back with girls
JUST

>>40660114
Thanks senpai. I'm just trying not to give a shit and just take it as it is.

Good line too. When I go back, I'll probably hit her up and say, "I'm back, so are we fucking or what? I'll drive" and see where it goes from there. All the best with you and your lifts man.

>>40660124
You should try pretend that grill is shark
Visualize in mind's eye
Or that girl is gym retard
Thank me later

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>>40657431
Just got laid for the first time
feel a little less empty inside
>TFW you are making it

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>>40660138
this mad me laugh so hard

>>40660121

Shut the fuck up newfag. You're thirteen, you don't own shit, especially this website, and you're passing judgement on something you don't know fuck-all about. Don't make me turn my goddamn trip on. Now instead of being a bitter sad cunt, why don't you realise that women are complex and varied and that your limited virginal experience is no-one's fault but your acne riddled self's?

>>40660119
Maybe you realized that sex is highly overrated and isn't really the solution to all of your problems like everyone around you told you it was. Maybe you realized trying to validate yourself through the arbitrary approval of shallow women isn't as rewarding to you as the average drone of a man. Maybe you enjoy things without needing to broadcast your enjoyment to others in the hope your peers will find you interesting. Maybe you're not as desperate for the constant drip-feed of social approval as the other members of your generation have been raised to be. Maybe you're comfortable with yourself without over-analyzing the distorted reflection your see through the perception of others.

Maybe it's just not that important to you.

>>40660138
Actually good advice

>>40660132
y-you too...

>>40660150
>sex is overatted
virgin detected

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>>40660159

>>40660083
Protip: no. There's a chance she already found somebody else to fuck her if she was horny enough. After all she's a woman.

>HR girl calls me today
>Holy fuck
>She tells me I was chosen for that one position I applied for
>This feels pretty alright but for some reason I'm not jumping of joy
Later
>Meetup with the guys from the office for beers
>Haven't eaten anything (lol fasting in lent) except for a shake in the morning. I end up eating Doritos and other junk with a beer
>Try not to think about muh gains
>Get out of there when the conversation goes downhill
>My gym closes at 11pm fuck yes, I have time for a quick 5k at least
>Despite eating trash I don't feel hungry
I'm still recovering from a knee injury so I can't do anything too demanding.

>>40660148
>having a trip to begin with
You're either a female or a closet fagot with the mind of a female.

This board is mine and I don't permit little shits like you to go here, please fuck off or else I must denounce you. I hope you enjoy your STDs you unpure fuck, let your vaginal (or fagot cock) rot you disgusting pig of a human being.

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>>40657518
A gf is not going to solve all of life's problems, the grass is always greener on the other side.Your only path to happinesss is to improve yourself

>>40660218
>>40660218

Trip on, Panzer

>>40660246
You're one proper cunt aren't you? Go suck a dick, it's the only thing you're good at after all.

anyone else junk?

anyone junk and lift?

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>>40658746
>talk to people and hangout in the gym
>talk to people and hangout in your major's lab
>talk to people around you in class
>talk to people around your dorm area
Last resort is going to some campus group, some decent people at those but kind of hit and miss, I prefer to stay within my existing lifestyle

>>40660259
¿Por qué no los dos? I only lift to distract myself from the pain of existence. Then eat junk stuff to diminish anxiety. YOLO.

Thinking about going to a state university and just joining a fraturnity.

am i making a mistake?

>>40660287
>thinking about going thousands of dollarydoos into debt just to make friends and get wasted on the weekends.

Yes.

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>Doing 90% of my "max for dead
Haven't tested my max in a year and just got back into lifting so 5 weeks ago when I decided to "max out" I took it easy.
>Friend was also doing 90%. 210, mine is 185(so 150)
>Completed my workout and helped him load up
>finished his first set so i asked if I could try 210 to see what it was like.(last time I went above 200 I used a trap bar instead of straight)
>crank out 8 reps
>friend looks at me with disgust

>tfw I am Broly and you are Krillen
I feel like a dick but I also feel good, wat do?

>>40659020

I hate faggots but damn did this hit hard

i have no friends , no gf, at the age where they ask if i have kids. probably will get fired from work

i dont know what to do

>>40660279
>>40660279
not that junk fatty talkin points

Made new PRs every day this week. Cut is going well. Started doing cardio again. Made a bunch of new friends at the gym. Finally got a job after being unemployed for quite a long while.

Good feels brehs.

>>40657811
Do intermittent fasting every day and drink alot of water. You will get used to it. Been doing it for a while now, energy is always high and I'm never hungry.

>>40658099
Nigger im a noob and i left through colds how little is your willpower

>>40660329
You're both lifting extreme bitch weights, don't get cocky.

>had diarrhea and ill stomach
doctor gave me food appetite pills now im binging like an animal might aswell start building and GET big am i right?

>>40658914
rule #1 dont listen to a woman

>>40660394
That's not untrue. I feel good nonetheless.

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>>40659686
This is the best. Whenever I'm horny and need a wank I'll skype call her and make her suck on her fingers and say cum inside me pappy/daddy.

Why are girls such whores lads?

>>40657431
got a lot of new clothes today, but my car got fucked

>>40657811
Yeah man I feel you. I can get through 16/8 no problem if I don't do shit all day. A productive 16/8 is fucking impossible though

I'm in college and I feel like I don't really have friends, but at the same time I have absolutely no desire to go to parties and hang out with people. I spend quality time with many people during the day, but on Fridays my boyfriend usually goes and drinks with his friends and I'm just here.. on 4chan. But the alternative is sitting in a room of people getting drunk or like dancing or something idk. So I'm here on /fit/, listening to American Football, and waiting for my boyfriend to call me so I can pick him up.
can't wait until I'm at an age where people my age do things besides getting drunk and talking about the blandest shit..

>>40660330
flamboyant fags are annoying af but after making friends with one, i realized they're ppl too

>>40660462
>can't wait until I'm at an age where people my age do things besides getting drunk and talking about the blandest shit..
It's called being mid 20s

>Hang out with guys from work because one girl added me on their WhatsApp group
>One girl is having a bday party
>Fuck this, I'm going to her house
>Fire up the grill, buy drinks (obviously don't drink anything), talk about work and random boring stuff like car leasings
>We just chill on a couch watching YouTube, some of them even fell asleep while the rest of us interchange sexual innuendos

10/10 would chill out with sometime

No blog post, just wanted to share that I have no friends and feel very lonely

>>40660504
fuckin hate it man. alcoholism and unhealthy eating are like staples of hanging out with people at night. but i guess that's why you get an s/o to spend the night with. i just never know what to do on the nights when he's not here.

>new body weight program seems to be working okay
>Learned how to do a cartwheel (trying to learn how do cartwheel kick like Saenchai)
>Found some dank cbd balm that's been helping a lot with some back issues
>Getting all the papers together to get out of this shit hole
Life is pretty good desu

I just want to say I love you all and hope nothing but happiness comes into your lives.

Its cold as shit where I live right now so my spring break consists of: starting intermittent fasting and getting less addicted to nicotine

Woo spring break?

>>40659874
>tfw not keen

>>40658914
Sounds like a shallow bitch looking to be a trophy

>tfw finally back on a fitness regime after falling off for many months
>gonna be as shredded as ever in a month or two
thats about it but being so extraordinarily lean while also muscular is an awesome feeling. i love looking better than everyone else at the beach or pool.

>>40660562
I have successfully done social stuff without drinking alcohol but eating junk is a bigger concern. I try to eat the leanest stuff I can find and remember not to pig out. You can eat some chips but only a few
You could always find a health freak to hang out with, or maybe a bulimic but remember they're not very fun

>>40659939
>whore tucking with you just to feed her ego
Drop her ass man

>>40658730
Get over yourself dogg

>>40660121
>>40660218
>>40660250
"My website"
Summer as fuck in here m8e
Do us a favor and eat a bullet

>>40660329
>8 reps at 210
I should fucking hope so, Jesus
Only DYEL skellingtons cant rep at least 225 diddlys

>>40658641
wellbutrin is god tier anti depressant. increases metabolism and works incredibly well for depression. no sexual side effectss

>>40660636
What would you say I should do? Just not reply?

I told her to show me what she looks like without the clothes and she said she's watching a movie with her roommate. I haven't responded and don't plan on.

>>40657431
It's coming up on 3 months since my cousin and childhood best friend killed himself over a girl. We didn't get a lot of chances to talk or hangout much near the end. My relationship with my gf ended about a week ago and I'm just sitting here listening to the song that was played at his funeral, wondering how much more pain he must have been feeling to think
the only way to escape it was to kill himself

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2RqpizanmHY

>>40658059
I'm proud of you anon

>>40658641
Don't do it senpai, it scrambles your brain like fuck and you won't be the same person during and after quitting.
Been there.

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its saturday morning, im slightly hungover from drinking alone and im gonna do legs in an hour or so

>>40661146
dont puke
i ate a burrito an hour before legs today

>>40661146
who dis? she a qtpie

>>40661229
her instagram is @choiheechu

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I hate the dating process so fucking much. Fuck everything it's not even worth it.

>be interested in someone
>have to act like you're not interested or you're needy

What the fuck sense does that make?

Or
>girl seems interested in you
>just kidding she's a flirt and does this with everyone

And trying to meet girls is fucking pointless too.
>join club
>three girls in it, twenty guys
>none are available
>join other group
>only attractive girl is taken

How many fucking clubs do I have to join to "just meet girls"?

I hate everything. Everything is shit. Fuck college dating. Four years in this game and I still know less than most freshmen. I'll just get a good job and attract them with money because that's the only constant in this game.

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>stop talking to polish girl I had really serious crush on in senior year for like a year because I got too close and got hurt
>leave for boot camp
>come back 3 months later and the best friend from Montreal wants my dick bad.
>go to MCT
>no phone for a month, get phone, she forgets about my dick
>get to MCCES, out of boredom shoot the polish girl a text and she texts back and I impress her with boot camp stories that any other time I would keep to myself so I don't look like a boot
>made a plan to talk on the phone with her today, but never got around to it, and she didn't reply to a text.
>on the other hand, the Canadian girl wants my dick again, I'll probably stop talking to the polish girl and start talking to the Canadian chick and see where this goes.
>they're both on the other side of the continent and I probably won't see them for a very long time
And if anyone recognizes me, I was the nerd who made this huge feels post about my situation with the polish chick and me joining teh marins and as an update I did go to boot camp and I am a marine now.

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im lonely ugly and a nobody
i couldve been quite known and well respected and had some great gfs but i was too autistic for being a weirdo that has no life

hopefully starting fit well help my scrawny ass feel better because im also ashamed of my body

>>40658458
Congrats brah, having your own car is a wonderful feeling. Take care of it and it'll take care of you.

>>40657518
Move to washington, DC. There are like 80,000 more women than men (maybe it's 30,000). My Bumble is full of Doctors and Lawyers and Vice Presidents and shit.

I'm kinda seeing this one super high powered attorney and she says guys in DC can get away with being huge dicks.

>>40658925
>Girls are a numbers game anyway.
This, so much this.

Whether a girl is a) available and b) into you is due a a suite of factors over which you control very little if any.

Do the basics (dress not slobby, hygeine, grooming) and just put yourself out there.

You'll fail much more often than you succeed. But you gotta try man. It's a numbers game, that's it.

>>40661237
>choiheechu
thx she a plastic bitch btw

>tfw you are sad because on the weekend you have no chance to meet qt3,14 coworker
>tfw you have no chance anyways
>tfw gym only opens at 10 am on weekends, therefore it is full the whole time it's open
>tfw mopping all day under blanket

i don't really like weekends

>>40661335
dont be sad bitch you're given the chance to experience the wonders of life by being brought into the world even though you were nonexistent as your 'self' billions of years before

>>40661481
>experience the wonders of life
lel, you can't seriously believe that shit

moved 25k miles away from home to goto school
living with dad for a year so i can become state resident
dad is barely employed (lyft driving) and we had to move back in with his mom
been applying for jobs for 2 months, no ones getting back to me
constantly reminded of the failure that i could become because hes in the room next to me

>tfw you watch your own father act like a highschooler at 55

>>40661505
better believe i believe it bitch

>>40661518
then you are a delusional faggot

>>40661528
fuck you ya ungrateful cunt
the lot of you spiritless dweebs are the reason the nuclear family in america is fucked and america is fucked as whole
jk i dont give a fuck

>>40661549
>ungrateful
are you fucking serious

>>40658115
Can't believe that didn't increase the price. $12.99 seems like a bargain

>tfw my life revolves around lifting and health but Im still a failure that no one wants to be around
>tfw some skelly I went to high school with is constantly surrounded by attractive people that accompany him on hikes and clubbing

Why is life so unfair

>>40661930
>Why is life so unfair
because you never worked on your personality you worthless piece of shit.

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>>40658831
>Tried to get her to use papi instead of daddy

>>40662024
Feel free to lay a personality routine on me then, you fucking faggot.

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>walked out for dinner
>have Japanese
>staff are al super friendly qt jap girls
>stroll around the area, lots of restaurants, cafes and so on
>qt asian girls everywhere
>wonder if they would watch Gundam with me
>walk home alone in the dark
>wonder if all this walking is burning too many calories thus negating the meal I just ate

Fuck, now I'm lonely AND hungry again.

>>40657614
No it was every other persons filth that got me don't internalize. You may not realise your here for answers and to share truths they are buried in their husks.

>>40659707
https://youtu.be/m0t9yezcVlo?t=5m24s

>>40662108
faggot

>>40658730
Try phenibut.

http://revolutionarylifestyledesign.com/the-right-phenibut-dosage-for-destroying-depression-and-avoiding-withdrawal/

>>40659712
M8 are you fucking ME?!
Seriously, same age and exact same situation, doesn't help that i live in NYC

>>40661258
> Filthy Canuck or wholesome Polack

Don't go for the low-hanging fruit man. Already seemed the Polish chick was into you; you're only beating yourself around. You're a Marine now; you must uphold the hard-charging standard of being badasses.

>>40658059
Accuracy by volume. Try again.

Goddamn it /fit.

How to avoid dealing with over-emotional, dependent and manipulative grills? Shit makes you want to burn all bridges and start afresh in a different country desu

>>40659020
Hope you are well anon

>>40659020
faggots. shits unnatural not only do you have a test imbalance but also a mental illness. seek therapy, the conversion kind.

started second job to cover bills. no time for lifts...

used to lift every day and eat a ton. made solid gains, dreaming of that 2 yr body. now I'm withering away and losing my happiness.

usual shifts 8-1 & 2-1130 . tried night lifting can't sleep. I guess I could do early morning if you can still gain off 4-5 hrs of sleep a day... dunno if that's a good idea. I got sick immediately when I tried.

help, I just wanna be a body builder again.

>>40660330
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>>40659081

Thanks guys. I'm working through it. Means a lot just to have people listen..

>>40661272

>I could've been quite known and well respected and had some great gfs.

"For many have but one resource to sustain them in their misery, and that is to think, “Circumstances have been against me, I was worthy to be something much better than I have been. I admit I have never had a great love or a great friendship; but that is because I never met a man or a woman who were worthy of it; if I have not written any very good books, it is because I had not the leisure to do so; or, if I have had no children to whom I could devote myself it is because I did not find the man I could have lived with. So there remains within me a wide range of abilities, inclinations and potentialities, unused but perfectly viable, which endow me with a worthiness that could never be inferred from the mere history of my actions.” But in reality and for the existentialist, there is no love apart from the deeds of love; no potentiality of love other than that which is manifested in loving; there is no genius other than that which is expressed in works of art. The genius of Proust is the totality of the works of Proust; the genius of Racine is the series of his tragedies, outside of which there is nothing. Why should we attribute to Racine the capacity to write yet another tragedy when that is precisely what he did not write? In life, a man commits himself, draws his own portrait and there is nothing but that portrait. No doubt this thought may seem comfortless to one who has not made a success of his life. On the other hand, it puts everyone in a position to understand that reality alone is reliable; that dreams, expectations and hopes serve to define a man only as deceptive dreams, abortive hopes, expectations unfulfilled; that is to say, they define him negatively, not positively."

>>40659939
ignore her attention get with all your might

send in a selfie saying something along the lines of

What are you up to right now
or
I just got this new shirt what you think and put on any fucking shirt doesnt matter

she has to work for your attention

>>40665962
Meh, after I told her to send me nudes she said she was busy watching a movie with her roommate so I just didn't respond. I thought that was the right thing to do since I didn't give a shit what movie she was watching, though it was probably pretty obvious she wanted me to ask what movie she was watching or other inane shit.

Would you still say I should send in a selfie? How would I work to get her attention instead?

>Cute girl likes me on Tinder
>Don't talk to her because i don't anything good to say

>>40657588
Bro i did acid a few weeks ago and i came down from that, caffeine, and aderall all at once and all i could think about was death and how i keep fucking up. Then i drove home drunk, high on weed and acid, got pulled over. Got a ticket but the cop disnt notice i was fucked up. Kms

>>40666512
This too shall pass

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>>40657431

Decided not to go out today. I feel so empty.
Broke up with ex last summer, was happy for a while, only to fall for another one.
She's blonde, strong 6/10, funny. But she's also young and pregnant.
I'm down bros, I think I care for her, but shit..
We decided not to keep it, but I feel this will eventually kill our relationship.
I feel I'm happier alone anyways, I think I'll never be truly happy though.
Was a fat cunt 3 years ago, look decent now, but still feel so empty. Got a job, wageslaving is currently, besides lifting the only thing keeping me up. Everything else feels so pointles, I feel I'm always "waiting" for something, I lost control.

Sorry for blog post brehs, this is my 2nd post ever since I came here in 2014.
Make it if I fail.

>>40659707
Read up about Nuclear Deterrence.

No country right now would set off the first nuke.

We are living in the most peaceful time of human history, and it's because of nuclear deterrence. There will be no more major wars because every country knows exactly what will happen to them if they start one.

We're living in the best time of humanity, man.

>>40660073
Is intermittent fasting the thing where you only eat in a 10 hour period?

Anyone here been doing more political shit?

I've started to going to ISO meetings at my uni and have been really enjoying it, makes me feel like I'm at least doing something bigger than the people who repost shareblue articles on facebook

>>40666860
>10 hour
That's practically the entire day. Most people do either an 8 or 6 hour eating window. I do 12-8pm

>>40658134
I have this. qt petite loli 5'5" green eyed blonde.

THE best feel ever

>>40666917
Gonna try this. Been hearing a lot about it lately, and it's easy enough to pick up

why not, right?

>>40657431
How do I choose the right moment and move in for the kiss?
Never did this sober and I lost a girl due to it

>>40658458
Purple Thunder?

>>40657489
same here, yesterday, feels wierd man, not the first time or anything but very odd premise

>>40661246
>girl seems interested in you
>just kidding she's a flirt and does this with everyone
Goddamn, this so much. I can never fucking tell if a girl actually is interested in me at all.
Also, hate it when this shit happens.
>meet a nice girl
>talking, everything okay
>she starts to get more and more comfortable with you, and acting all flirtatious
>LMAO she has a boyfriend, and you just got your balls turned blue
Like what the fuck? I get that she just wants to act all friendly and shit, but why the flirting, especially if she has a boyfriend? Is this just something that girls do, and I'm more autistic than I thought?

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>>40657431
which one lads, first whey since Isopure which had some gritty amino shit in it but helped with satiety a lot

>>40659020
My condolences man.

>>40659939
Ignore all communication from her until she directly messages you. From then you must reply with short but amused answers. Women over think everything. Let her thoughts run wild bra. If she doesn't respond, move on.

>>40658970
I used to be pretty fat. I'm still pretty DYEL, but I've gotten a lot better.

Two years ago, I ran this 1/2 mile trail with my friends. My friends are pretty athletic, they all did sports in high school. I tried to keep pace with them, but I just couldn't, and when we finished, I basically collapsed.

Yesterday, I ran that same track with one of my friends. Not only did I keep pace with him, but I outran him. And I wasn't even out of breath when we finished.

It may seem small, but I felt good. We're all going to make it.

>tfw on a clonazolam, kratom and 4-fa combo browsing 4chan alone in my flat on a saturday night

>>40659020


>Just live so I can go to gym and mountains.

I feel you here anon. I am also doing the same. I want you to know you're not alone. Our reasons may be different, but you are not alone. I am sorry anon

>>40667631
>any non-chocolate based flavor

That's gross as shit.

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>>40657431
>On a cut
>1700cal per day for it
>Mfw Family and GF complain I'm not eating enough
>Mfw GF is upset that I don't want waffles for breakfast and pizza for lunch
>Dinner time soon, need to think of something to eat that won't upset her

>>40667881
eat her out

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>>40658059
>success is determined on some shitty social media apps that fuel deranged narcissism

I wish I could tell you that no woman that uses that shit is worth it, but I know that pretty much 80% of them are brainwashed to determine human worth based on it so there is no choice.

>>40659012
Yeah man, I went this morning.

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>you'll never live in imperial russia

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=crJyWroSd08

>>40658059
Be patient Bro, the best ones will wait. She could be sperging trying on multiple clothes and taking a million selfies before she decides that she waited long enough.

>>40661335
>tfw your gym crush is never there on the weekends.
>tfw I have to wait until Monday or Tuesday or maybe not even a chance until Thursday.

>>40666032
If she didnt want to send a nude pic shes just being a bitch to you. You can bet that if she liked you she woulda send a pic before, during and after a movie. The movie wouldnt have distracted her.

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>>40657431
One of my HDDs died, and I lost the original black and white of this one (OP's), anyone has it?

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>haven't had sex in 3 months
>haven't enjoyed sex since my last actual gf, which was something like 4 years ago
>today casually videocall with someone I went out last year
>imply that I wanna fug and go out
>after a bit it turns out she has a fucking bf
>too poor to go out this month

So I'm wondering, are there any yuropoors, especially germans, lurking here right now? I'm wondering about what brotein to buy.
Scitec is everywhere and it's what I've been buying since it's cheap, but is it good or a scam?
ON Gold Standard is expensive here in europe.

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>>40657431
>>40657463
literally me

I've done nothing all day.

I'm alone. In my apartment. I can't see a reason to live. I don't mean that in the suicidal sense just...what do I do with myself? How do people pass time?

Nothing seems satisfying.

>>40660000
holy fuck dude move away.

>>40669159
other hobbies?
i draw for anon on my spare time
also woodwork and work on my truck

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>played football in the afternoon.
>came home, ate and played vidya till now
>feel lazy af, never finish my work

Wenesday am getting my Adderall pills for the first time after being tested ADD positive.

Any anons have experience with Adderall or Ritalin?

>>40658059
You did good Anon! If it doesn't work with her then just keep trying. It will get easier with time.

>>40669362
don't have ADD but my friend would pop addies to study. one night we tried snorting ritalin and it was the fucking worst. crazy anxiety.

>>40668478
Spaniard here; cheapest protein here (dont know if in the rest of europe is the same) is MyProtein. Scitec is pretty legit, dont worry.

>>40670439
Damn, it's cheap.
What flavors do you recommend? they have like 10 variations of chocolate.