*NEW* fph Post the best

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>>40653678

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>>40653678
>starbucks

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I cut out refined sugar a few months ago and now when I eat a donut I get sick. Is this normal?

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>>40653686

>>40653678
S I P P
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>>40653697
Fucking disgusting. Why is it always women and numales drinking that crap? Don't women get that it's making them fat?

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>>40653714

>>40653714
You shouldn't eat the donut anyways.

>>40653714
yes, its normal. when you mean sick,i assume you are referring to stomach issues. your body realizes how shit the food actually is, and isnt used to it anymore. every friday we have donuts at work, and even when i have 1 blueberry cake my stomach hurts too.

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>>40653724

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>>40653697
Dat bulking sips

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>sorry white boys

>>40653817
thats a big GH gut

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>black dicc only

>>40653850
Probably someone else's kid
No way one of hers gets that old without being a whalelet

>>40653745
Thank you based anon
Other than this one chick the photo looks like every redneck outing ever.

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>>40653883
Why would she do a photoshoot then?

>>40653904
Who understands the motives of these brainless lardpiles?

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>>40653913
Fast food/HFCS marketers

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Eyes Wide Shut 2: A Diet

>tfw broke up with my fat fiancee
>tfw back in the gym and eating meal prep food

Feels fucking good

>>40653850

I'd adopt the kid and teach her to work out and eat healthy.

>>40653678
I don't hate fat people for being fat just as I do not hate the sick for being sick.

>>40653695

>went from bad to consequences

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>>40653945
what am i supposed to see here?

>>40653945
it's from a documentary called the act of killing
these guys are reenacting what they committed years ago during the indonesian genocide

>>40654115
whoops, meant to quote >>40654048

>>40654130
man the documentary looks so surreal

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>>40654048
>people will say she is pretty
>people will say what that she could have been 10/10 if lost weight
>instead of shaming her like the fat pig she is

I'd rather have a 6/10 face on a girl who is respectably fit, than anything close to this fat whore.

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>>40653993
JFC... probably blames the mask for being too small, too. "WHY DON'T THEY MAKE MASKS FOR REAL WOMEN?!"

>>40654186
Notice the discoloration of the fingers. Her blood cant even pump to her hands

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>>40653761
i-is he drinking mouthwash

>>40654048
low key ive fapped to a Tess before

>fucking low test betas

>>40654322
>Highest test beta

>>40654164

real talk though she really is genetically gifted (or abnormally?) in that her body deposits fat everywhere else but her face that is why she is even a "model"

unlike these beasts in >>40653993 and >>40653904

>>40654277
It works.
Just causes diarrhea.
Aaand maaaybe blindness.

>>40654155
Its excellent.
But truly disturbing.
It honestly took me like 3 tries to finish it

i want to thank everyone who posts in there FPH thread cause its helping me lose weight
6ft1
was 275 lbs
now 245
dont eat out of boredom anymore. only when needed
got a long way ahead hoping to get down to at least 200
t-thanks bros

>>40654584
in these*

>>40653678
this threads are the fucking best, thanks OP

>>40653761

DJ GETTING DRUNK FROM CHUGGING LISTERINE KHALED

>>40653678
bitch has double biceps

>>40654584
keep it up big stuff

>>40653724
actually it must be nice to be able to eat an entire fucking cake without any care in the world

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>>40653993
More like Mouth Wide Open.

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>>40653904
>even her forehead is fat
wew

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Just your average American chilling.

>>40653678
Day of the Ropes

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>>40654584
I feel you anon. I went from 240 lbs to 180, this threads are fucking amazing.

>>40653752
>every friday we have donuts at work
I worked at a place that had donuts Wednesdays and Fridays. People that didn't eat donuts did not complain. People that said doughnuts did not complain about the sign saying donuts.
A project manager / sr engineer put a pull up bar in his office doorway. Often when he would walk through it he would crank out a few pull ups. Lots of people at the office started to do this.
By the alignment of the planets we had a project where the devs were all somewhat fit. (fit enough to do a pullup or chinup). One time during scrum we were screwing around and decided instead of a standup it was a pullup. You would pullup, hang and give your update. Giggling and hilarity ensued.
It apparently offended somebody, the pullup bar came down, but the donuts remained.

I hope you enjoyed my blog post.

>>40654756
I never understood how people could be this delusional. 1-800-COME-ON-NOW.

>>40653678
Why do these fat fucking pigs dress in those old style flowery dresses and shit with the same exact glasses? Do they think that dressing a bit nicer than the average slut will distract men from their huge bulging gluttonous stomachs and triple layered chins?

>>40654799
555-come-on-now

>>40654814
I don't dial fictional numbers.

>>40654756
please dont post reddit, you could go to any thread and find cringe

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>>40654799
>>40654814
>>40654821

>>40654584
200 is fat as fuck too you greedy cunt. Your family and friends might think you're great losing all the weight, but any strangers or grills will still look at you like a fat waste of space. Lose more, don't be content. And get out of our thread.

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>>40654756

>>40654974
good shit good shit

>>40654907
isnt the point of losing weight or lifting to be content with your body?
im just saying at least 200 who knows what ill look like if i want to ill go lower bro
and no thanks these threads are the tits

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>>40655020
>be content with your body
fuck. no.

>>40655020
>Being content with anything in life

Not going to make it.

>>40653697
That fucking Green Tea Frappuccino is pretty good tho.

>>40654683
CARLOOOOOOSSSSS

>>40653817
>someone thought this was worth fucking over masturbation

I'm starting to see where /pol/s coming from.

>>40654741
HR must have been walking by. Always gotta look out for HR.

These threads make me feel so disgusting which keeps me from eating. It's just so frustrating how I've dropped from 270 to 232 and I'm still really fat.

I've done the math and I hope I look a lot better in 3 months. Until then I will look at all these disgusting whales and see myself in them to keep from eating over my deficit.

>>40655048
scrubs is the most reddut tier garbage even on television. Dont ever post that again

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>>40654004
>getting sick is inevitable
>getting fat is preventable

>>40653701
>Bike to work.

Not going to lie, if I biked 60 miles round trip a day to work I'd probably be hella /fit/ but also ran over thrice a day by the shitty drivers here.

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>>40655226

>>40655261
It is though. The huge is so "haha le random and quirky xd"
Seinfeld is patrician as fuck and if you didnt watch that on tbs growing up your childhood must have sucked ass.

>>40655389
scrubs is legit nothing like Seinfeld, also literally no idea what your first sentence is trying to say. Assuming English is not your first language and/or you had a stroke?

>>40653678
Saw this image and started talking to myself in Hut... immediately.

>>40654974
Everyone that truly wants it, is gonna make it.

>>40653714
They all have excellent trigger discipline.

>>40653745
>hamburgler.jpg

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>>40653745

>>40654206
It's only the fingers holding the mask, she's clutching it too tightly. Try it yourself.

>>40653945
that movie is fucked up desu

>>40655602
I disagree. Her whole hand is red. She would have to be squeezing the shit out of it, which would break the cheap plastic

>>40655643
No idea how durable those masks are, but check her middle finger. It's red all over.

>>40655226
this

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>>40653745
Full body version

>>40655423
"it is though " usually implies that it is true, regardless of what would say otherwise

>>40653697
>half a girls daily calories in one drink
>HURRRR I EAT HEALTHY!!!! WHY IS I GET FAT?????

>>40653701
>bike to work
Nigga, it's 104 deg here in the summer and the winters still hit the 90's on occasion. I ride my road bike but I'd never ride that shit to work.

>>40655226

nah

>>40653904
>synthol done wrong.jpg

>>40653745
>delet this.jpg

>>40654427
It's called photoshop, my dude. There are several before and after shots of her 'work' that show her face, head and jaw get touched up alongside those tall white kitchen bags filled with cottage cheese she calls legs

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>>40655226
What is the most 4chan show?

>>40656051
Anything by MDE

>>40656051
My 600lb life

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>>40654397

>>40656051
Drawn Together.

>>40654741
Riveting tale chap. Got any moar?

>>40654756
posts like these make me worry that what I see is fat and not muscle

>>40653697
How is it that skinny white girls drank this shit like water in high school and they looked great.
Those girls had no time to exercise enough to make up for it, considering the situation.

>>40656051
Always Sunny.

>>40653678
that bicep vein

>>40656408
IASIP is pure reddit past season 1.

>>40656435
>reddit after a year
So it's just like 4chan then.

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>>40656051

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>everyone in my family is obese
>father comes to visit last week
>starts going through my cupboards and fridge
>sees lentils, couscous, nuts, fruit, chicken, veggies etc
>starts making fun of my 'bird food'
>ask him how fucking chicken can be bird food
>he says 'shut up anon, you eat like shit, no wonder you've become so malnourished' (I lost 80lbs in the last year and am still 300lbs)
>takes a bag of fucking lentils
>opens the apartment window
>throws them at a nesting robin
>'DINNER TIME BIRDIE!'
>laughs and pats his belly
>'Anon I'm hungry, we're going to the store'
>drives me to the store, and buys me candy, ice cream, hamburgers, pizzas etc
>throws half my food into the trash
>visits for 2 days
>he eats 80% of the food he bought (60 dollars worth) in that time
>I threw the rest out apart from some candy that I snapped and ate

Why do people look down on food like seeds and nuts as 'animal food'?
Do they not realise that birds, rabbits etc are in good shape?

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>>40653697
>most fat filled
2x the amount of calories in the Peppermint White Hot Chocolate comes from sugar than fat. But, right, sugar gets a free pass from morons.

https://www.starbucks.com/menu/drinks/chocolate/peppermint-white-hot-chocolate

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>>40653678
these threads (and seeing my extended family) is what keeps me thin

>>40653743
Is this the Maryland Renaissance Festival?

>>40653701
according to this im slightly overweight
>BMI=25.8

>>40653743
I can't tell if they were talking a picture of the fat grandma, the fat slut in the background, or the fat fucking asshole residing in the furry costume.

>>40656373
The fat didn't have enough time to accumulate. All of them are probably obese now

>>40656547
BMI is for untrained people

>>40656459
well done on not fucking up and eating all that trash anon.
Birds are smaller -> They eat less
You're eating less -> You are getting smaller, like a bird/small animal
Also, stereotypically seeds and nuts would be bird food. But idk anyone who looks down on it or even thinks about it when they have it for themselves

>>40655226

what the fuck you are goona do, uh? Call the cops?Call the MoDS? I will the whatEVER the FUck i Want in the chans so watch you´r self kid i aint playing next time

>>40656459
I'm sorry to tell you, but your dad is a fat piece of shit. He's holding you back and dragging you down, because he can't handle you getting your life in order.

On another note, fruit, vegetables, nuts and meat are real food. Hamburgers and Candy are artificial shit.
Eat as much as your body needs (TDEE calculator) not as much as you can and eat proper food.

>>40656459

I find it hard to believe that people this shitty exist. If that was anybody but your mother or father I would say you should never have contact with them ever again. Since it is your father, I recommend that you treat him like he is clinically insane and only see him in controlled, public environments where he can't fuck up your life. Because his insanity is actively trying to jump out of his fucked up skull and get onto you.

>>40653724
>#onfleek
is that a new species?

>>40656051
Big Bang Theory

>>40656658
MOZAMBIQUE

>>40656051
Mr. Robot

>>40656627
did she eat her eyebrows?

>>40656714
you have to to achieve pandamode

>>40656675
JUMANJI

>>40653745
>the bad one

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>>40656765

>>40653686
what the fuck is this retarded comic even supposed to mean.

>>40653697
Java chip, hey that's me

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>>40653686
>>40656799

The way I interpret it is that americans these days think that its okay to be overweight because its normal, which is laughable.

>>40654048
I was thinking 'a whole pizza? No wonder you're such a fat fuck' but then I saw that there was MORE food on the table.

I can't wait for this poster child of obesity to get fucked to the point of not being able to hide her problems anymore. Oh, I'll laugh.

>>40656799

He doesn't need to do anything to attain an average weight when it's always going up.

The big thing that I can't wrap my head around with fat people is how much they can clean their arse after a shit. I doubt they get it that clean.

>>40656658
B E R N A R D O

>>40656861
oh. I guess I'm the retard then, on second read it's quite clear.

>>40656051
duck dynasty

These threads help to motivate me a lot. I'm 6'6 and started from 245 in late January/early February and now I'm a solid 225. I'm gonna make it. I can taste it. It tastes like a good pussy

>>40656788
GESTAPO

>>40654907
fucking 200 is not fat for his height dumb fuck. especially if he works out and has some muscle

>>40656239
yes

>>40656985
>fucking 200 is not fat for his height dumb fuck.
it is fat.

kill yourself fat fuck.

>>40657014
t. manlet

>>40656459
Kek, your father is trying to sabotage you, anon. That much is pretty obvious.

Next time he comes around, stand up to him.

Throwing good, healthy food in the trash is just repulsive.

But then again, it doesn't sound like he has the such a concept.

REEEEEEEEEE

>>40654710
I think you'd need a marine grade chain instead of a rope for that thing.

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>>40656869
Probably one of the reasons as to why they smell so bad.

>>40656051
brass eye

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My GF is about 30 pounds heavier than me (somewhere between 190 and 200 I think) makes an effort to try and work out, but has a shit diet.

I'd just taken her for Wendy's and we stopped at a dunkin donuts on the way back. I know. We were with a friend
>friend, very /fit/, says she might get sick if she eats so much shit
>"nuhuh that and horse riding is why I have such a great butt"
>I chime in with "Thats not all you'll have"
>dead silence the whole ride home and no communication for like 4 hours

She breaks down and comes to me saying that she "likes good food too much" and is going to try to be better but will never be skinny or truly fit. Something like this happens about once a year.

I wish my gf would lose weight

I cannot wrap my head around this whole body positivity movement. What exactly makes them believe that carrying all that extra weight around is healthy? How can they get out of breath from climbing a set of stairs, and claim that they're just as healthy as someone who is fit? What is their justification? It baffles me.

>>40657459

Yeah no shit that's going to happen, especially in front of a friend.

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>>40654048

She is a gorgeous, beautiful hippopotamus. If only...

>when I just narrowly dodged needing diabetes medication thanks to my doctor setting me straight

Lost 50 pounds over these past few months. But I need to lose more.

>>40657459
You gotta start limiting her. Tell her if she's serious about getting fit, then she needs to stop fucking around and stop eating shit food. You gotta be blunt with her

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>>40657459

>good food

Need to help her understand that fast food isn't "good food", it's calorie dense, nutrient poor, garbage. Prepare for her some real, flavorful, nutrient dense food.

Fit Men Cook on Facebook is a good start, their recipes are delicious, easy, sparing of calories and high in protein.

>>40657459
Have you tried the obvious?

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>>40657459
>cries for sympathy anytime you express disdain for her weight
if this continues much longer dump her and get a qt gf that takes care of herself. This girl sounds like she's just going to get worse

>>40654683
CARLOS

>>40657591
Breaking up with her or just being direct? Shes my first real girlfriend, we've been dating throughout college. Shes so sweet and makes me happy. Wants me to move to texas with her, leaving what little I have and my large family that I'm close with behind. That's put some strain on the relationship and she just told me I'm too annoying and have ADD or something and that shes reaching a breaking point. It's all very confusing.

>>40657629
You sound like a beta on his way to being a meal ticket for a lazy fat cow.

>>40657629
Texan here.

Don't let a fat chick drag your ass to Texas. You think she's putting on weight now? Fuck no. God help you if she's from Houston.

.....is she from Houston?

>>40655624
Which movie is that?

>>40657629
Break up with her, she may have been sweet when you first met her but she's turning into a catty fat girl that will make you her bitch in the end
If she's at her breaking point just make the inevitable happen now than later and get an attractive girlfriend desu

>>40657465

It's literally just classic addict behavior. They will do/say anything to justify their habit and to get that next fix.

>>40653701
>>40656547
BMI is bullshit and was never meant to be applied at the individual level. It's literally just a ratio of weight to height. It doesn't take body composition into account at all. You could be obese according to your BMI with sub 10% BF.

>>40653724
Cake isn't even good man lol

>>40657676
Should have seen me in that first year. Wouldn't call her lazy exactly, knows how to get what she wants.

>>40657693
Not even from Texas, has her eyes set on Austin, from New England. Wants me to be ready to go like 6 months after were done with school so I've been on the phone with APD recruiters and a family friend in DPS. Don't get me wrong, I love Texas (cucked by current states gun laws) but it pains me to leave so many people I'm so close with behind and know no one else down there.

>>40657693
Texasfag here also.

>>40657629
God help you if she's from Houston
...or Austin

>>40657748
>>40657676
>Wouldn't call her lazy exactly, knows how to get what she wants.
I just read what I wrote, fucking end my life

>>40657748
>>40657762

Austin is Texas' liberal exclusion zone
Nothing but sjws, whining hipsters, and 'indie musicians'
Get out of there, stalker

>>40657748
>Don't get me wrong, I love Texas (cucked by current states gun laws

Then I'd recommend literally anywhere in Texas except Austin.

>>40656081
The Rutgers presentation is the best.

>>40657857
Honestly one of the most entertaining things I've watched. Fuck Adult Swim and fuck that cuck from Tim and Eric.

>>40656627
Is this an American genetics thing? I've never seen a white person look like this anywhere else. With the bulbous brow/forehead, the flat, upturned pig nose, and the massive philtrum.

>>40654974
I live for this shit

>>40657459
Dump her you fucklord

>>40656459
"crab mentality". Same reason why when you fail a test, you feel better when the whole class failed said test. People don't like seeing other people succeed where they fail (weight control in this instance).

>>40657465
It's because they decided that forcing an entire society to redefine their beauty standards is easier than losing weight.

To a fatty, literally anything is preferable to eating less and getting off the couch.

>>40657873
Looks like a severe case of inbreeding, mixed with daddy issues and horrible self control.

I can almost smell her from here.

>>40654584
Good job, man, but don't settle for an arbitrary number. Keep it up until you like what you see, then work some more. Glory lies beyond the horizon!

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>>40657934

>>40657944
This. Once goals are achieved, set new ones

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>>40657961

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>>40657972

>>40653904
Tfw too smart to diet

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>>40657977

>>40657459
>>40657748
It'll be OK bro. You probably still think you're going to be with her in 2 years. You probably even think you might marry her and have kids with her. You're probably a good catholic or some shit who thinks that hes found the one and its just the trials and tribulations and blah blah blah.

I was in a similar way, more cucked. She ate similarly, determined where we would move, eventually began having effects on my health. One day I told her it was enough, we were done. Took my dog and left.

I'm better off for it. Dating a qt3.14 lolita who lets me fuck her in her coord and cooks 'good food'

>>40653701
Bullshit its all genetics

>>40657459
even if she loses it, 99% likely hood of her gaining it back. Women rarely truly change.

>>40653994
Congrats on making the move anon. We're all gonna make it

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I might as well ask this here:

I'm 181cm tall and currently weight 71kg (with at least 1kg worth of clothing on me).

I can see that I am getting pretty slim, my gut is disappearing before my eyes but my love handles don't really seem to be affected that much.

Are they 'going to go last' or is there something in particular I should be doing?

inb4:

>Don't count calories but eat somewhere around just under 2000

>Don't bother with macros

>Walk 18km, as well as 100 push ups/pull ups/bodyweight squats a day.

>>40657459
She isn't going to change. If you ever want to have a chance at fucking something that isn't obese you're going to have to dump her.

>>40658108
lower abdomen is usually hardest to get rid of... spot treatment doesn't work so just work out and eat less. Also, counting calories is easy and helps A LOT.

>>40658005
fucking this m8. Dumping a bitch for being fat and lazy is the best thing you can do for yourself, your gene line and, if you word it right, even for her.

Ty, based anon, enjoy your well-deserved loli.

>>40657014

There are athletes who are solid muscle that are 5'11 210.

This guy is 6'0 220 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S1rOegNYeIA

If he lifts and builds muscle, 6'1 200 isn't fat.

You're either a manlet or retarded

>>40657934
>one of the smartest people in the world disagrees with me on how to lose weight
>"am I wrong? I tried eating less and moving more but I'm still a piece of shit. Did I do it wrong? Nah, fuck this cripple. "
I'll never understand how people can get so far up their own ass, then again mine isn't 10 times the size of my head so maybe that's the reason.
>Also fuck that unprofessional writing style

>>40653743
Medieval walmart?

>>40654734
From 350 to 280 here
Stalling a bit but gonna hit it hard again and do a steep cut with keto again and see if I can hit 250.

>>40654427
yknow i find it pretty funny actually, that for all the "muh fat is gorgeous, unrealistic beauty standards etc etc" whale songs that come from the homo cetacea, the only fat women actually held up as good looking or who can get modelling jobs are the ones
>whose faces still miraculously look like the face of a thin woman
if tess didn't have the features of someone a third of her mass she'd get no attention whatsoever, it's like they know deep down how repulsive and sick they really are. they need to look at a fatty with a non fat looking face to convince themselves they aren't the disgusting sows they know they are

>>40657972
Pictures like this just make you wonder how we got to this point

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>>40658266
I think that a big thing with fatties is that they want results immediately.

They want to eat less for a couple of weeks and see themselves much thinner, or work out a tiny little bit for a few days and get muscular arms, etc.

When this 'doesnt work' they just fall back to their shitty habits.

And that's when they even 'try'.

>>40658313
if they even try*

>>40658108
Before or after you work out, massage your lower back and love handles until they feel warm. The reason these areas are fat deposits is because blood flow is more restricted through these areas, so massaging them increases the blood flow, meaning the fat in those areas is more likely to be burned off.

>>40653724
>the empty fridge pack of sprite carelessly tossed on the floor is perfect

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This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

>>40658313
I've fasted for a couple days cos of feels and the results pretty much were immediate.
There is absolutely no way that a 300lb fatty is going to go more than an hour without eating though

>>40656051
The Hoover Institution

>>40658332
Could anyone confirm this?

>>40658005
>lolita who lets me fuck her in her coord
tell me more

>>40657934
we should stop saying "inactive" because they're too retarded to know that we actually mean "under-active"

>>40657977
lmao that must have been a good stretch

>>40656459
what an insane bastard, he's actually lost his mind

>>40658002
she has a pet pig?

>>40653695
Man I like doughnuts on my cheat day but fuck all that frosting shit. How do people eat shit that sugary?

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>>40658371
We met at a con and we hit it off. She used me as an excuse to get away from some annoying hangerons. She was in her coord and tolerated my shitty JJBA cosplay.

>took her out to see zootopia
>wanted to dress nicely but did not think she'd wear her coord
>not in the best part of town
>loud ass black people and their trailer trash friends in the back hooting and hollering the whole movie
>she gets all frumpy about it and complains about "certain dark skinned peoples" the whole ride home
>I think she said niggers before I did

I had asked her to wear the dress, she was concerned about involving her hobby in sex but more about getting cum on the dress. So basically I nut inside her every time we bang. Shes very gentle and likes being manhandled. Its pretty great brah

>>40656658
BABAGANOUSH

>>40658370
Well it worked for me. Search 'massaging love handles' on Google and have a read on a few different sites, make up your own opinion.

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>>40658467

her mom bought one

>>40657459
Be like the cot dammit elizabeth guy

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>>40656459
>starts making fun of my 'bird food'
>ask him how fucking chicken can be bird food
>he says 'shut up anon, you eat like shit

mild kek
your pa's an idiot/trying to sabotage you

I used to be a fat fuck. the heaviest I ever was was 200, but I wasn't just physically fat, I was mentally fat. I got on tumblr too and I think I believed in haes (I don't honestly remember how delusional I was) anyways got introduced to 4chan got off tumblr then found fit and lost all the weight. But I have stories
>Be me young kid
>Brother had a disease that made him skinny severely underweight always had to eat a lot
>I was always surrounded by food because of this and I would legit eat all his food
>Mom said every time she would buy little debbies and shit "Don't eat them all in one day"
>I always ate them all in one day
>mom started to diet and got these little meme oreo wafer boxes for weight loss
"Don't eat any of these anon"
>ate the entire box in one day
>another time I was at my grandmas
>there were icecream sandwhiches in the freezer
>I was told I could have one if I wanted
>ate the entire box with no regrets

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>>40657873
>>40657902
Its probably Fetal Alcohol syndrome

>>40658489
Ah, sounds pretty sweet. Had an ex who liked dressing up in Sailor Moon shit but didn't want me fucking her when she was wearing it.

I was actually confused by the term coord - googling gets me images of lolita fashion, so I'd hazard a guess that it's short for "coordinated outfit" or similar?

>>40658760
yeah, just slang. Not something I've ever talked about with anyone else who actually gives a shit about lolita, but shes told me some of her friends were horrified about getting cum on their pricey clothes, so i get why someone wouldn't want to do it.

>>40653714
I notice that when I eat clean for a while, I can't stomach some of the more greasy fast food. I ate a McDouble the other day, and it was so salty I couldn't even finish it.

>>40658514
How do you know all this?

>working for Wal-mart (sucks, but I don't really have money for a car and it's closeby)
>one of the busiest in our state
>work the front end
>day in day out see so many people on electric carts
>we have 12 of these things and we either have all of them or not enough
>whenever there's only one left, fatties fight over them, arguing which one of them has it worse
>always will fucking glare at the elderly or actually physically handicapped people on then
>the fastest you'll ever see deathfats is the moment they spot an open cart
>will pretty much always hit the Mickey D's for burgers and a diet coke before and/or after their shopping
>have had fatties faint on these things because they refuse to drink water and we live in a hot and dry state, then we have to call paramedics
>have actually had people break these things for being TOO heavy
>whenever you bring the electric carts in, they smell fucking terrible, have had a few instances where customers shit themselves on it

At least working here has convinced me to never become obese ever again.

>>40658825
That's fucking disgusting. I see shit like that sometimes but I've only ever seen an old person shit themselves, and that was at the nursing home I work at. How do these people even live? Do they just not notice?

>>40656051
Porn

>>40655518
Fuck, you're right
I'm impressed

>>40657629
When I read your first post, I thought: If you really like this girl, and she expresses interest in losing weight, I think you should fully support her and encourage her to lose weight. That's what you do for people you care about. However, if she is lashing out at you and blaming you for things, you should dump her. Allowing your significant other to blame you for relationship struggles that aren't your fault is the first sign of an unhealthy relationship. At the very least, you should talk to her about why she thinks that you're "annoying" or whatever, and ask her if she wants to lose weight.

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>>40654397

fixed

>>40654664
>they look at us and think the same thing

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>>40658816

I've seen every episode of the show

>>40658954
does she not realize she is just the modern day freak show?

>>40658954
You poor poor bastard

>>40653695
>lets eat some sugery dough diep fried in liquid fat, covered in sugar
I don't know what it is these days, but I can't stand the very thought of something sweet
I've become resilient to sweetness

>>40653678
>that first gulp of the fourth refill of the day

>>40654683
YOU MOTHERFUCKER

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>>40658984

its amazing though

she is so fucking delusional and loves to play the victim

>>40658751
>Its probably Fetal Alcohol syndrome
>smooth philtrum

Her philtrum is very obvious and prominent. Her upper lip is too.

>>40655554
kek

>>40653678
What pisses me off is these people clearly put alot of effort into their appreance
The makeup, the hair, the nails, clothes, jewelry, yet just putting down the fort would do more than all of that combined times 100 for their appearance.

Or do they WANT to be repulsive because muh patriarchy?

>>40653724
why attempt to go to the top when you can declare the form you're in now to be the top?

>>40658364
is this b8? that's a respected organization

>>40657891
I remember reading articles like this before. That someone would rather not be given like 1 million dollars if their neighbor was given 10 million. They'd rather pass it up than take.

Not surprised fat people would act like that because they are act like emotional children and would rather see other people fail because they know they'll never succeeded.

>>40657947
>didn't skip chest day

>>40655423
>scrubs is legit nothing like Seinfeld
I compared them cause they are both comedies that constantly air re-reruns on tv so chacnes are if you grew up watching tv you grew up watching at least 1 of them.
And thats exactly my point. Youre on one side, the gay side, and im on the other.

>>40656051
>>40656051

MDE
Drawn together
the first 8 seasons of south park
Rick and Morty
Animaniacs

You can disagree with rick and morty, I understand that reddit may have ruined it for you - the rest are non-negotiable.

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>>40656627
You know that girl could deepthroat a 15inch dick though

>>40656051
game of thrones :^)

>>40655811
A lot of people say "I CANT BREATHE" but I choked on spit so I actually almost died from lack of oxygen.
Thanks, man, top kek

>>40659075
I see that behavior from my idiot co-workers all the time. Have to remind them: "it does you no harm, that your brother should do well." They always say "Gee anon, that makes sense" right before they go back to bitching about everyone else.

>>40657972
somewhere in these layers of lard, a human skull is buried there

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>>40659209

>>40658467
yeah, and it wears purple tank tops too
isn't that something huh?

>>40657492
What a dumb broad. So much wasted potential.

>>40653745
RUSH B

...fuck

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>>40657873
I'm pretty sure a race of pig people were produced via genetic modification and were released into the US 50 years ago to spread their piggy genes

>>40657613
i don't have 7 hours to read a single picture

>>40659354
It's p. fun. Basically a fit girl that has a circle of shitty fat friends just so she can fuck with them

>>40653756
Video sauce?

>>40659354
This photo takes not even 5 minutes at most.

Jesus. I forget how dumb people are when it comes to something as basic as reading.

The fact that you'd bitch about something that isn't even that long is mind blogging.

You must be depressing.

>>40654974
fat shaming works. Just ask china

>>40659410
>what is hyperbole
>what is a joke
you must be giga-autistic.

>>40656658
BENGHAZI

>>40659434
Sorry you have the reading time of a black kid from Detroit.

>>40657676
this desu

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>>40656658

>>40658513
i think that anon is looking for something other than opinion, i.e. fact

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>>40657934
God, I hope we just get nuked already.

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>>40656459
This better be bait anon, if that was my father i would've stopped talking to that fat basterd

>>40658954
>w2c natty shirt

>>40659466
2/10 deflection.

That wasn't even my original comment, but the guy clearly made a joke. Being humorless, literal minded and going on autistic tirades about "kids these days" all point to autism. Get checked mate.

>>40656373
Highschoolers are still growing and have faster metabolisms due to their age. The need extra calories and their resting burn is alot faster. That ends at the when puberty ends and they all start swelling up like balloons.

>>40659557
Free speech does not protect faggot ass Milo-tier bigots and guarantee them a platform to speak hate. It protects an individual from being persecuted by the government for their speech.

Not to say that Berkeley students are not acting like complete infants.

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>>40659674
>can't tell if bait

>>40659668
this + being in hs means you have to be at least somewhat active: at first you have no car, pe, going to the park, field trips into nature etc.

Anyone have the one where boogie breaks his ass?

>>40656468
>fat is still working on not being demonized
>sugar still A-okay

this is the worst timeline :(

>>40659674

gr8 b8

>>40659674
>Amendment I. Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the government for a redress of grievances.

pretty sure you can say anything you want desu kouhai. anything hateful and bigoted you feel like. with the exception of probably inciting violence in very clear and directive manner.

you're the poison in this country you fucking pussy. people like you are a cancer, are going to get our words legislated out of existence. you don't understand what you're talking about. it doesn't guarantee protection from civilians, that's what the police are for. but you can't attempt to attack someone for words they choose to say, that's a criminal act, a criminal act you fucking fool. go ahead and say that the criminal act is worth it because of your reasons. justify violence because you don't like words. you cannot win your argument because it is OBJECTIVELY wrong.

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>>40659674
>accusing a gay jew with a black boyfriend of hate speech
This is my favorite lefty meme

>>40653745
Bomb has been eaten...

>>40659756
YOU CAN SAY WHATEVER YOU FUCKING WANT, you mongoloid. My argument was not that it's ok to incite violence, my argument was that it's not fucking illegal to protest against retarded, attention seeking idiots, because the first amendment doesn't guarantee that you get a PLATFORM to speak hate. That's why I specifically said that what Berkeley students are doing is wrong.

Milo Yan does not deserve a platform to speak. He can say whatever he wants though. Overreact more you puss.

>>40653817
Why is her ass on the front?

>>40659802

I think a gay man bringing up legitimate concerns, like how he as a gay man should fear Muslims, is not inciting hatred.

He's an obnoxious edgelord, but he's not inciting hatred you fucking pussy

Regardless, that doesn't even matter. If people want to hear you speak, then you deserve a platform. Period. If Milo booked colleges and nobody came to see him, then he doesn't deserve a platform. If he books colleges and the rooms are packed, which they are, then he clearly deserves that platform.

>>40658002
that blur
It was attempting to mount her?

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>Most of these women could've been beautiful
>They chose to ruin their bodies

>>40657873
I know a girl who looks just like that; it's weird to see someone point it out so obviously. Fuck that bitch

>>40659882
I mean, pigs fuck other pigs all the time. I don't see why that's so strange.

>>40653678
Does being fat give you thin hair or is it just the contrast of a giant fat head with a normal head of hair?

This image makes me so incredibly angry

>>40654683
lost my shit

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>>40659893
>when you see a fatty who potentially has great facial features

Seriously, a lot of these people would be straight gorgeous if they had just an ounce of fucking self control. They could be living life on easy mode if they weren't so fucking dumb.

>>40656459
forget about him.
leave humanity behind anon

>>40659098
>Youre on one side, the gay side, and im on the other.
made me chuckle that someone could think like this

>>40656373
They take a few sips, maybe finish half the cup, and then eat light the rest of the day.

>>40659944
I know! I saw this fatty the other day with a chin I would kill for! Unfortunately for him, most of it is hidden behind fat but you can still see the ridges and sharp turns.

>>40653756

Lost it

>>40656468
>sugar 86g

Jesus fucking Christ, I don't know my average processed sugar intake or total intake but it's got to be at least two to three days worth of my intake in that single drink.

This high sugar shit is supposed to be a treat, maybe once or twice a month at the most, not an everyday fucking thing.

>>40657972
holy shit, I did not know your forehead could store fat like that

>>40657972
Am I the only one who wishes death on this woman like thing?

>>40656051
Futurama

>>40657873
I've seen ausie bitches like that

>>40657934
Good God, I hate when they say people aren't dieticians or nutritionist so they don't know how the body works. The overall part of weight gain or lose is calories in vs calories out. The only thing that dieticians should be for are for people with some medical condition like rare food alergires or some organ failure bullshit so they need specific care. Losing or gaining fat is such a simple concept Jesus Christ.

>>40658274
Fucking kek

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>>40659098
I like both shows and you're new as fuck because scrubs has been fairly well liked and has had reaction pics here since the first few years this site has been up.

>>40654397
>absolutely nobody in the marketing department saw this and thought "you know, maybe we shouldn't"

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>>40656051
peep show and seinfeld, anything else is wrong.

>>40659621
>Having an imaginary competition in your head where you say "get checked mate"
>Being this much of a faggot

>>40658337
Vin Cheesel

>>40657873
For some reason this facial structure is really common among lower class white families in the US. Like, weirdly common.

>>40656051
strangers with candy

>>40659893
If you haven't seen it, get prepared for a wild ride

http://imgur.com/a/dZqdu

>>40654683
Shut the fuck up Carlos.
[spoiler]Pretty good desu.[/spoiler]

>>40660266
couldn't get past the third pic. hoo boy.

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>>40659032
made this for you.
>those fucking tires

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>>40660295

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>>40660300
I kek every time.

>>40660300
rekt

>>40660295
You'd think that her consistently failing to do things normal people can manage would indicate to her that her condition is disadvantageous.

You'd think.

>>40659674
You're a pussy

>>40659802
>doesn't deserve a platform to speak
the left has turned into what the Christian right used to be when they tried to no-platform rock and roll in the 70s and 80s
You guys are such fucking losers now

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>>40660320
I think the most damning thing is
>I'm perfectly happy like this, how can you say I'm not happy?
>can't ride a bike for a few miles or ski without breaking down and crying

>>40657459
>I'd just taken her for Wendy's and we stopped at a dunkin donuts on the way back.
what the fuck is wrong with both of you

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>>40660295
>that jiggle
high test

>>40653697
Starbucks drinks come in three sizes but the fuckwit who made this chart managed to miss that.

>>40660443
>Like big boobs
>Fucing hate fatties.

I'm comflicted

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>>40659802
>you can say whatever you want
>but don't say this stuff

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>>40660300
BTFO
T
F
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