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How my gainz almost got me raped by a 70 year old grandpa and basically a crazy night that shook the fuck out of me, yet oddly increased my self confidence two fold, will tell in detail, this all happened in one night
wait tell end for rape dude

First encounter with faggotry
faggot level: 4/10 on the Dicktor scale

>Hanging out with gay friend
>Pretty cool buys me free weed always chill
>cool guy
>walking with him talking we sit in a park
>he slowly leans over my pants and tries unzipping them to suck my dick
>nah man i'm sorry i'm straight
>gets sad, comfort him while he cries

Second Encounter with faggotry
6/10 on the Dicktor scale

>Nightly 20k
>Start thinking about qt3.14
>think for a while while walking
>whattimeisit.jpng
>2am
>at beach tired mine as well sleep here
>Go lay on life gaurd tower
>guy heads pokes up as i dose off
>"are you josh?"
>probably a 4channer said he was looking for a guy from graigslist
>6'1 230lbs
>after a while of friendly chat...
me >"so what you getting off craigslist again"
>"a blow job"
>whatthefuckdidthisniggajustsay.avi
>eventually he gets impatient asks me if ill suck him off if he sucks me off
>nah im good bro
>polite about it says sorry wish him a good night

Third and final encounter of faggotry
OP/10 on the Dicktor scale

>Walking over the bridge heading home
>fuckmylife
>car that passes comes to a stop
>at this point, 4am there is no traffic at all
>reverses
>5,5 small had to be mid late 60s white droopy mouth ends from old age, like fish tier
>"you need a ride"
....the ride never ends anons....
>Get in introduce myself, thank him for his kindness
>Not 3 minutes into the ride
>"You know if there man enough to stick it out i'm man enough to suck it"
>pic related
>WHAT THE FUCK DID THIS WRINKLY OLD BERNIE SANDERS LOOKING ASS JUST SAY TO ME
me >"what"
>"I was looking for a macho man"
me >"macho man?
>"A nice sexy muscly guy"
>silence for a bit, while says some more weird shit