ITT: Making it stories

>>40647242
What the fuck is a silent disco

>>40647274
everybody wears headphones instead of there being a bunch of speakers

>>40647274
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zMbCYEqdWU8

Actually literally the same place I was yesterday

>>40647274
>so behind, so not up with it

>>40647282
What the fuck? white people baka

>>40647301
It was invented so that when white people dance, you can't tell if their moves are in step with the music.

>>40647301
silent disco is great if you want to throw a party outside but the city doesn't allow loud music at night because of the neighbours

>>40647301
t. white person trying to be hip lmao

>>40647301
It's a bunch of people dancing to some music. Just like any other club. Except you can take your headphones off and actually talk to the girl you want to bang.

>>40647347
>Except you can take your headphones off and actually talk to the girl you want to bang.

Why?

>>40647360
are you autistic?

>>40647242
Why the fuck did you buy her a drink you beta shithead?

>>40647387
why the fuck is that a beta move

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>>40647242
That's nice dear

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>>40647242
Nice bro ! I dont have a making it story yet but this is cause i am in coccon mode. Waiting the Gains to come before going out and attacking life.
I do have plenty of mires tho so this is a good sign

>>40647387
youre a fucking dumbass. buying a single drink for a female isnt beta

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>meet qt cardio bunny
>she mirin'
>start talking
>touch leg
>she shivers
>bring her home
>eat Oreo cookies off her ass
>making it


Also, silent discos sound fucking stupid

>>40647360
So she'll go back to your place and suck your dick? Please don't even respond. We all know you don't fuck.

>>40647363

>Having such shit genetic compass that you have to make an effort to fuck.

As soon as I walk in the club I get a random bitch to suck my Dick just by starring at her

>>40647396
Well it surely ain't no pimp move.

>you never gonna get yo money

>>40647419
>Letting girls swallow your gainz.

Never gonna make it

>>40647396
Because you're trying to laid in exchange for gifts. Girls know this and use guys for free drink all the time. My girlfriend asks for two, one for her and one for me. You don't get laid by doing girls favors you little bitch bois.

>>40647582
I couldn't have described it better

>>40647582
It was one drink, and it was my idea.

>>40647582
>Silent disco

If someone told me let's go get bitches at a silent disco

>>40647582
Eh, my success is 50/50 with buying girls drinks. Sometimes they fuck off right after, but other times we hang out and I go home with them or get their number. It's no big deal to me, I have a good job so I don't lose sleep over the $10 I spend on a drink.

"10$ i spend on a drink" you just went from good lad to total cuck in my eyes desu. i pay like eight times the alcohol tax you do and woulnt pay more than five quid for a drink in a club. then again im a student with no job hence poverty

desu was supposed to be desu. no idea

>>40647324

I went to a silent disco at my college once. Most awkward shit ever. Everyone is dancing out of beat of everyone else bc they are listening to different music. Theres no "energy" eg when beat drops/guitar solo/best part of song/people singing along. Might as well leave and invite friends over and have real music.

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>>40647617
>Can I interest you in a beverage m'lady

Even worse

>>40647387
>>40647419
>>40647582
>>40647886
These people have never had sex, and don't know how to interact with other humans.

>>40647415
Chad mode engaged

>>40648696
You don't actually need to spend money on them tho.

>>40647295
Cringe

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>>40647886