Sex general

step 1. have a thick cock
step 2. be dominant
step 3. have endurance

is all you need

>>40646706
How do I achieve step one?

Fuck off with your meme coop cardio

>>40646689
Sex tip #1
Talk to women regularly.
Like 3x a day 7 days a week.

If you're an average male it would be shocking if you didn't get laid.

>>40646722
It's mostly in correlation to her vagina

The less loose the woman is the less girth you need to feel good (and make her feel good too)

You just have to find the right girl for your cock, otherwise you can't really achieve step 1 in other ways

>>40646722
Kys and then respawn as a nigger

>>40646784
>sacrifice int attribute for a 1 time stat bonus

min/maxer's need to die

>>40646722
Maybe you're born with it. Maybe its Maybelline.

Im a virgin who used to complain about not getting laid and now that I have a girl thats into me I'm looking for ways to cut contact.

>>40646859
>contouring your dick to look bigger

>>40646891
Yeah once u realize what sex is, having to deal with a woman to get it just suddenly isn't worth it anymore

Girlfriend miss timed her cycle. Will know in ten days or so if I am a father. Fortunately she is the person I want to be with...we might just be getting married sooner than we originally planned.

So general advice, keep track of their cycle on your own.

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>>40646919
>tru dat
>tru dat

>>40646800
>currently gnome mage
>reroll to tauren warrior
>laid the same day

>>40646689
>Sex God Method
what the fuck is this?

>>40646976
a shitty book

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>>40646689
>pure insanity put in effect, had a girl come 5 times

Give us the quick rundown.

>>40646689
>Sex God Method
I just got it, can you tell me what some of the best stuff is?

>>40646706
>twf 6 inches circumference, anger issues and run four 5ks a week

>>40646689
>do enough cardio to keep a hard dick past your early 20s
>learn how to breathe to pace yourself and maintain a "this is awesome" rather than "oh fuck" mindset
>learn to snack dat box
>figure out when a little hair pulling/ass slapping/choking is wanted

Boom, 95% of women thoroughly satisfied

>>40646923
>So general advice, keep track of their cycle on your own.
Or just cum on her face?

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teach me how to sex /fit

>>40647080
Don't. Buy a fleshlight/onahole instead.

>>40647080
Just fucken plow her guts out man

is cardio proven to help my dick last longer in bed??

Dude there are a hundred different ways to have sex that are all enjoyable, but the one thing they all have in common is your mental investment.

Sex with tons of sensuality with an emphasis on tactile pleasure to the psychological delights of dominant bang their brains out type shit.

Whatever it is, it needs to happen organically, and you need to be one hundred percent in the moment. No inhibition, no distraction.

How badly does diet affect a guy's want to have sex? Or stamina.

My bf has a really shitty diet, just imagine a college tier lazy student diet.

>hamburger helper
>Burgers
>Pizza
>Hotdogs
>Ice cream

etc

We don't live together so it's not like I can force him to eat healthier but I do, since I have way too many health issues that eating right keeps at bay and my sex drive is 10x higher than his and it's just really annoying.

I've tried explaining why eating the way he does is shit, bad for you etc but he doesn't listen.

I'm not sure if the diet has anything to do with his libido.

If it is maybe that's another angle I can use.

>>40647182

significantly, e.g. i'm cutting right now and my dick can't even get 100% hard anymore, and that won't change until I stop the cut.

>>40647207
Oh wow. Okay, thank you. Appreciate it anon.

Would the sex god also help a lady? I feel like I depend too much on my bf to put in the work because I get too tired when I'm on top and when I orgasm it's really hard to keep going

Only five times? Jesus dude, you need to work on your skills. I've never had a girl cum less than 8 times. I don't have a big dick either. Hell I've never had a girl not cum from anal. I had a girl cum from giving ME a hickey.

>>40647182
All this stress, and the reality is he is simply bad at sex.

Trade him in.

>l o n d o n
>o
>n
>d
>o
>n

>>40647032
Precum occasionally has healthy semen in it.

>>40647182
Bad diet can definitely affect it. Hormone production, circulation, mood, and general energy levels can all be affected by a shitty diet.

>>40647244
kek

>>40647226
Don't worry about that, do kegels while on top and you're orgasming. Like grab and release. Another thing you can do is lean forward and have him grab your ass and fuck you while you recover from orgasming. Good ab workout for him.

>>40646689
I feel like I am going to cum the second I start moving back and forward. Even the second time is so fast. How do I last longer?

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Is it better to have a big dick and never have sex or a small dick and have sex often?

>>40647273
Breathe and relax. Second part is easier said than done. Have you ever had really wild, don't give a fuck sex? Bet you lasted a lot longer.

>>40647273
Death grip edging (no porn and try not to cum) and condoms. Also, focus on how good they feel, not on how good you feel.

>>40647027
Basically this.
Started sexually satisfying women when I changed my mentality from."Dont cum early" to "lets have a good time"

Now I'd say 1/10 Of my last partners didn't cum...But she was satisfied and came back for more.(where we managed to make her cum)

>>40647281
Depends on if your goal is to have sex.

>>40647182
Stupendously.
My diet used to be very shitty too. Affected my libido and how long I'd be able to stay erect. All problems gone once I fixed my diet.

>>40647221
Same here, cutting means shitty sex.

>>40647258
Only if you jizzed before hand

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>>40646689
Once a week, I beat off like 3-4 times a day though.
>>40646706
>7.5 inches with a 5 inch girth
>I guess lol
>can last 2+ hours since getting in shape
>>40646736
I do, I am a merciless flirt

I have nothing to add to his conversation, just needless shitposting.

>>40647252
He's not bad, it just seems he takes forever to recharge. Only twice a week at most. Or not even that, once every two weeks.

It's really infuriating.

>>40647261
I'll make sure to be telling him, thanks.

>>40646706
Will 6x6 do the trick?

>>40647307
I have the opposite effect. When I cut, I get rabid for sex. When I bulk, I get really lethargic.

>>40647281
What the fuck kind of retard question is that

>>40647325
Bruh, I'm 6x5 and I have literally never had a girl not cum.

>>40647272
I can try that. I feel like I inadvertently clench anyway, but I'll try to be more conscious. Also, does it feel good if a lady slows down in cowgirl? Prior BF said it just frustrated him so I've really not done that with the current. Basically just alligator roll him when I need to switch lol

>>40647292
>Also, focus on how good they feel, not on how good you feel.

Honestly, I'd say the exact opposite. Focusing on how she's doing is just going to lead to more anxiety, relax and enjoy yourself.

>>40647344
Depends on the guy. If he's into teasing then make him beg you to speed up. My girl gets mad at herself for cumming while riding cause she has to stop too, but I don't mind. The whole point is to have fun, just be open and communicate.

>>40647315
Nope, more recent research is showing that some men have semen in their precum all the time. The sperm in precum tends to have lower motility though, which implies that it is getting passively secreted and is less 'fresh'

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How do I convince a girl to sex with me?

>>40647408
Yeah, no, im going to talk the WHO health advice over some /fit/tard on a brazillian waxing website

Sperm can only survive in your urethra for 24 hours, and is nearly entirely flushed out when urinating. So unless you came then immediately went for another fuck you're not getting her preg.

>>40647261
>>40647182
Nobody ITT is going to like this, but here it is:

A vegan diet high in good fats is optimal for boners, if otherwise done right (whole foods, lots of greens, correct supplements). Not even memeing. Tried it when I started losing my boners and shit's working awesome now.

>>40647437
Make her laugh and don't hide that you want her. Also be at least moderately attractive compared to her.

>>40647440
>So unless you came then immediately went for another fuck

Are there people who don't do this?

>>40647342
Thats relieving.

>niggas hype up my dick to my gf but she doesnt know im really just average

>>40647468
Only if you use a condom

>>40647389
Yeah, I think I need to let loose a bit more. I think too worried about my performance and I definitely feel awkward trying to talk about sex with him. How did you get comfortable talking about it with your partner? I'm really vocal when we're going at it, but outside of that, I just end up mute and red

>>40647478
>he doesn't advertise himself as "painfully average" to disarm her and maker her laught then pleasantly surprise her with a literally perfectly average penis and above average body

>>40647454
>don't hide that you want her.
How do you do that without being 'creepy'

>>40647490
Shoot the first one on the sheets and it's the same thing

>>40647516
See:
>be at least moderately attractive compared to her

>>40646706
This but also be willing to work in different positions and a bit flexible.

>>40647522
God dammit anon you fucktard sperm stays alive inside your dick when you cum, which is then leaked when you fuck her the second time

If you jizz outside, then go back to fucking there is a high chance of pregnancy. Assuming she is egged.

Should I FWB a 6/10 huge slut to get some practice? I honestly don't like her that much but I've only had sex a few times and want to get better. Fucked her once already.

>>40647516
Flirt? Make "jokes" about her cute smile and sweet ass? Just make it clear you have a working dick and are not in fact a eunuch. Also kiss her eventually.

>>40646689
>5 times
She must be a great faker

>>40647538
Absolutely.

Just always use a rubber, STIs are not a fun time.

>>40647537
Oh, I was more concerned with being immediately ready for round two lmoaaaa. Yeah I guess if you're a bitch you can worry about knocking her up.

>>40647440
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3564677/

Sorry to burst your bubble bro, some of us here are actually more up to date on research than a document the WHO hasn't updated in years.

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>masturbated every day since I was 12
>turn 25
>suddenly can't get horny anymore

>>40647554
alright what would you text her? I haven't texted her for a week since I last saw her. I really don't want it to be a long term thing but I feel like I need the confidence for better girls.

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>>40647544
>Just make it clear you have a working dick and are not in fact a eunuch
>tfw so socially and emotionally stunted that you come off as asexual

>>40647584
"Hey, what are you up to Friday night?"

>>40647599
Just give 'em your best D E V I L I S H grin and make an ass (or whatever) comment once in a while

>>40647584
Basically anything, she knows you want sex

"Wanna catch up this weekend?" is fine

>>40647565
>>40647537
Don't jack it before fucking for at least 2-3 days. Then fuck her but don't cum at all during. At the very end, when she can't take anymore and you're done witht the sex, blow one huge load all over her face and tits. Only cumming once per session (or not at all sometimes) makes the orgasm way stronger once you have it, and it gets stronger the more you wait; "The length of thy longing shall be the strength of its glory" as the Good Book says.

>>40647584
just text her "deal or no deal"

>>40647645
Uhh or just beat off whenever you want, fuck her silly four times, and repeat the next morning because you actually do a little cardio.

>>40647508
Just look him in his eyes and say what you have to say. Yes it's embarrassing and yeah he might not like it, but honesty and communication are top priority in long term relationships.

I quit porn two weeks ago and could barely keep it up with a hot girl I hooked up with last week. I had to wear a condom which I never do, maybe thats it? Idk it made me feel like shit Now I'm starting to wake up with erections again and my dick feels harder and bigger but i still rarely get boners. whats the fucking deal?

>>40647478
Yeah, I wouldn't hype up my dick if I couldn't live up to it. If anything, make jokes about how small it is, then it'll be big by comparison.

I've been fucking this girl and every time we go a second round I can get and stay hard but rarely ever cum, is my dick broke?

Have good breath pls and take showers. Thanks fellas!

>>40647273
Stop jerking off to porn. Treat jerking off as practice and start aiming for time goals. Dont overstimulate your mental state with erotic shit while doing this. Soon it becomes muscle memory. If you practice breathing and mental state combined with the long sessions you should be okay

>>40647677
I just avoid the topic but I cant control my boys

I have this issue where I can never get hard for girls I date.
In fact I had girls leave me because I wouldn't fuck them enough, I just didn't feel like it, and then I'd fantasize about those same girls when I was single or dating someone else.

I can't get hard for my gf now without thinking about other girls, but I also don't want a life devoid of sexual pleasure.
Pls help.

>>40647789
Talk to your boys then, cause they are doing you a disservice. Dick size only matters in pictures.

>>40647802
Depersonalizer her a little more and sexualize her a little more. Focus on a cute face and sweet tittays rather than "this is the girl I love." Speaking from recent personal experience here. I mean keep that in the bedroom only, but it works.

>>40647691
No, that's fairly normal

>>40648051
I'll try man, I just find it really hard to find her sexual

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>>40646722
Buy Ron Jeremy's pills.

Um..asking for a friend...would you have sex with a ts that is insanely Sexy and looks 100% like a woman and has 210 K Insta followers...my..um friend had the opportunity...thanks.

>>40648135
Post instagram

>>40647143
I do a lot of cardio and can usually fuk 2 or 3 times a night. I have to take a break in the middle.

Given that I hear a lot of people on 4chin complaining about not being able to get up i'd suggest laying off the supps

>>40647281
> The manlet has bigger tits then the girl
> When will they ever learn

alright /fit/, I think I may have death-gripped my dick to the point where fucking a girl with a condom on does nothing for me anymore. Gf isn't on birth control so we use condoms and it's super hard for me to finish, and I'm not about to risk the pull out method. Should I just stop jerking off for a few weeks, and everything will kind of go back to normal?

>>40648135
Listen to your heart

>>40647325
What exercise routine gets you a square dick

>>40648166
Yeah try to stop jerk ing off and watching porn

>>40648149
I would on anywhere but 4chan. If I post it one of you or 10 of you will dm her and then my life..err..my friend's life is ruined!

>>40648178
Shame. Genuinely curious here

for what you originally were asking. Go for it dude, if she's hot what's the issue? the penis?

>>40647567
>was molested as a kid
the idea of sex sounds fun, but I'm not interested.

>>40646706
>tfw 4.5'' thick

am i fucked

>>40647654
this

>>40648194
Maybe in a future date I will.

Tbh you legit can't tell. I didn't even know until she just told me. She's super into me and is sending me vids on Insta atm. Turns me in insanely...wtf.

But ya the idea of a penis disgusts me. No offence to gays.

Never thought I'd feel this fucking feel.

>>40647584
>say
wan sum fuk??

>>40648209
no you insecure fuck

>tfw 7x4 d

who else /pencil/ here?

>>40648226
Does she openly say she's trans on social media?

Look at it this way, she's obviously down for you to fuck her. If she passes to the point you had no idea then go for it.

If she's a legit transgendered person and not some tumblrite then she likely won't want you interacting with the dick anyway, actual transgendered people want/feel the gender they're transitioning into. At the end of the day, if she's legit, then she's a woman who was born with a complication. She's aware of it obviously, and is probably accepting that it won't be everybodies cup of tea. Go for it, and if in the moment it's not your thing you can always say no.

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>>40646919
relatable. With basic bitches though. Am I being too optimistic to assume there are interesting and mature women out there.

>>40646970
lel

>>40648254
Don't worry anon, there are.

They're hard to find, but they are worth it. Don't lose hope.

This thread has been really good in terms of anons not being shitposting memelords. It's nice for a change.

>>40646919
I know that feel bro....

>>40647016
>12 miles a week
Top kek look out guys we got a badass distance runner over here!

>>40648129
(((Ron Jeremy)))

>>40646784
This

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>>40647555
Nigger detected

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>Tfw don't want sex
>Tfw only want drugs (opiates)
>been clean two years
Fuuuuuck, kill meeeeeee. Please. Just let me die.

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>>40646970
>currently gnome mage

https://twitter.com/wyrdright

https://twitter.com/wyrdright/status/837832442132086784

>>40647182
Maybe he needs a hotter girlfriend?

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Youre all being lied too. Feel a womans pussy pulsating on youre cock and shess creaming. Mske her ass shake and back even after you've pulled out yeah shes Cumming. If she says yeah i cam and none of that pussy pulse or body language happened you were lied to,nigga.

>>40647080

best fuxking pounding right after she cries
OOOOMMMMGGGGGG

i have a feeling she knows it too. SHe's plays helpless, i play her unconditional lover. She totally releases herself to me, and just plow that shit to the cows com home OOOOOOOoooOOO

>>40647454
Don't come off as needy or desperate for her love tho

>>40646689
Is there anything you can do to get firmer erections? It seems I used to have a rock hard cock, but lately it's less than impressive in terms of hardness.

>>40647516
Don't pull that I'm a nice guy shit and make no sexual advances at all and then expect her to give you that poon

>>40648383
you eat like that too, huh?

>>40648410
Nope mate, I cook pretty everything I eat from scratch. I'm just trying to rule out the obvious - maybe he just doesn't want to have sex with HER.

>>40648254
Yes but you MUST be vigilant and keep your eyes peeled for them.

>>40648432
THen why are they together? Wtf is wrong with them? Plus whats you favorite meal? I mix some tuna and eggs every one thinks im gross idc. Ha

>>40648470
Inertia, happens all the time. It's easier to just coast along with a woman your not that happy with than it it is to go break up. If you're a spineless faggot anyway.
Fisherman's eggs sort of thing? I love to get a beef rump, slow cook it with tomatoes and some chilli and cumin etc, until it's falling apart. Then throw in some barley and pineapple. Freezes great.

>>40646706
need help with step 3. im convinced that i just have too many nerve endings in my bepis. wat do

>>40648507
completly agree,but of hes a slob who could care less about himself thats not too great either. I left a chick for putting milk in my eggs one time. Haha she thought i was Joking. Sounds good. might try it.

>>40647654
Should i cross my arms?

>>40648560
yeah

>>40648246
Thanks for the solid advice man

>masturbate every day since the age of 12
>finally lose v-card at the ripe old age of 25
>worried that I'd be a 2 pump chump because of stories on /fit/ and because even though I never had any problems getting it up I'd never last more than a couple minutes while fapping
>tfw instead I couldn't even bust a nut the first time around despite getting head and easily 30 minutes of pumping with no problems getting hard
Did this happen to anybody else?
The second time I had sex was great, though, came in like 5 minutes, but I stayed hard and just had to switch out condoms and kept going for like an hour before I came again.
Can i expect to have that same kind of stamina once I finally have sex without protection?

>>40648776
Without protection, you're more sensitive, so you'll have to learn to control your pace.

>>40648538
>wat do
Phenibut.

> Phenibut makes sex amazing especially long sessions where you hold off on ejaculation

http://revolutionarylifestyledesign.com/the-right-phenibut-dosage-for-destroying-depression-and-avoiding-withdrawal/

>>40648776
Happened to me. When I fap I never stop, but I pause during sex. Plus deathgrip and I can move my hand a lot faster, and nerves

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is it okay to have sex with random chicks if i have a crush on another girl.
also the other girl doesn't even know i like her

>>40648797
do women care if you bust multiple times throughout without a condom?
technically speaking the second time around the chick basically edged me with head, and I came into the condom when we started doing it but I didn't say anything because I was still hard, and she seemed to be enjoying it so I didn't want to stop, and just switched out when she wanted to change positions- dunno if I can pull a stunt like without protection, but as I recalled some wise words I read here a long time ago- sex shouldn't be just you using a chick to jerk off into, you wanna make sure they enjoy it as much as you do

>>40648846
what a strange question

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>>40649013
it seemed like the backward autist thinking other people might have.
I wasn't born fit, its just so much harder to go after the girls i want for some reason.

im attractive, but sometimes when im pursing a girl and the girl starts to like me back, i kind of lose interest.

do i just want what i cant have?

i guess the chase really is half the fun.

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>>40648776
Jesus christ are you me???
I didnt even know there was a way to jack off besides death grip. I grew up doing that shit every fucking day.

>>40649167
I honestly think this mentality is sociopath shit.

>>40649213

It's just pursuing the thrill of the hunt. Not everyone is a beta who instantly orbits and attaches themselves to any girl who shows even the slightest interest

>>40648776
Its all about the mentality you have while masturbating and its also easier if you never strafed into abnormal territories like hentai and other weird/fictional fetishes like inflation, everything in the HYPER category and a bunch of others.
I had a lot of trouble coming clean because I'd always masturbate for 2, sometimes 4 hours, browsing endless tabs of porn that would start at normal anal stuff on /gif/ and as you went to the hundreth tab you'd start seeing the cum-inflation / hyperpregnancy stuff

I got into NoFap, I have been resetting from time to time, but the gains are there, especially with the workouts I've been overcoming my E.D. quite succesfully. Just yesterday I fucked for 1h40min including a LOT of penetration, a little oral and fingering/clit massage

>>40646970
>implying you didnt max out CHA and INT in character creation
>not training strength with all your heart
>even someone with a WIS of 8 knows it goes up with time
>Caring about CON

build better, stop rerolling

>>40649434
cont. + response to >>40646689

Fucked my friend until she quit her 7 year old open relationship to be with me. Anyways, half-chub or not, I fucked her for over 1 every time, getting truly hard only during oral, used some knowledge I got from a past relationship, some shit I read around here and other boards. Its dominance with basic orders.
It builds up to a type of hypnosis, basic request = reward brain stimuli, really. If I put a leash on her she has to treat me a certain way, ask for punishment more, LIKE it more, if she thanks me while I thrust I'll fuck her harder. After seven years of regular ol' fucking, excluding the guy introducing her and making her start liking anal, which I'm thankful for, yeah, in six months with me she learned to cum from PiV solely, she has stopped masturbating because, and I quote "doesn't feel as good as when my Master does it", she has learned to cum multiple times in a row without herself having to aid, and she has had at least two definitive multiple orgasms that I have taken note. I don't like having sex with orgasm as a focus, however we did hit a record where she came 10 times in the space of a few minutes when I was solely focusing on dirty talking, biting her ears, hitting her in the breasts and face and choking her while touching her clit. THAT time she kinda passed out, another reason some guys shouldn't focus on orgasms, they are extremely tiring to girls with not a lot of stamina (spoilers: most of them).

And a lot of them will agree that while the reward feel good, its the path to it that made it all the more worth it. As long as you make them feel like you are something new, as long as you are in all senses EXCITING, you are THE MAN.

Does it help that she is of native descent, therefore her vaginal opening is small, her pussy even being so petite as to not have defined labias? Yes.
Does it help that she was with an unstable guy with a dick smaller than mine? Yes
But it doesn't boil down to those aspects

>>40649322
this guy gets it

>>40646706
jus b urself

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Hubby and I host orgies, AMA

or not, i don't give a damn

>>40646689
never read on how to give better sex

but i did look up some position with my girlfriend to spice things up

less test will make you last longer without cumming

>>40649744
Do you fuck other people or just enjoy watching other people fucking around you?
How do yo ureact/feel/think when your partner is enjoying someone else a little too much?
And the obvious one, how does dick size affect questions 1 and 3, be they applied to you or to him

>>40648387
this
I can fucking tell when my gf come or not

>>40649773
GF and I are pretty vanilla. Missh, prone bone, doggy, cowgirl. Any fancy positions you wish to share above and beyond the normie stuff?

>>40648254
I can assure you there are plenty of worthwhile women, anon. just have to look past all the basic college sluts and find someone with real ambitions in life.

>>40649782
if she shakes and shudders about 10-20 seconds after I bust, I know I did a good job.

if you have a thin dick you need to do what i do and just sneak 2 fingers in there at the same time.

>>40649777
>Do you fuck other people or just enjoy watching other people fucking around you?

Me and Husband tag eachother in and out of the orgy room. one of us mixes drinks while the other makes sure everything is going smoothly in the fleshpits. we jump in sometimes but our job is to make sure everyone is having a good time

>How do yo ureact/feel/think when your partner is enjoying someone else a little too much?
i think "damn that must be some quality pussy" or "alright alright, my turn don't be greedie". if its really too much we talk about it afterwards

>And the obvious one, how does dick size affect questions 1 and 3, be they applied to you or to him
men with bigger dicks are nice once and a while, but they will wear you out. once had a 10 incher at an orgy and was bruised for afew days afterwards. Smaller guys are alright too, because then we can do anal and double penetration with less foreplay.

>>40649834
Did he never showany confidence issues after you fucked someone bigger than him?
I'm assuming he's a big guy himself if not

>>40649744
whats the fastest way to cum?

women or men want to have sex with YOU not your dick, maybe they wont be hooked but you still get to fuck

>>40649857
sometimes but size isn't everything. He knows the little buttons i like and can bring me to a pretty earth shattering orgasm when he wants to. If he ever feels really inadequate I give him a good cockworshiping blowie or a long, slow, emotionally intimate fuck.

>>40649859
How to get men to cum:finger in butt, rub taint, or fondle balls in that order depending on how much a insecure faggot he is

For women: Tease the fuck out of em, get em nice and lubed up then you can just go to town however you want.

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I want to be great at kisses. I'm guess I'm average it at it right now, but I really want to impress girls with kisses. What do?

>>40649949
use your hands, always tilt your head, always end and begin a french kiss with a normal kiss, take care of your lips.

also, swallow every so often, to much moister is a turn off.

>>40647012
Probably just massage her clit while having your dick in her. Works for my gf, but she's French. They're not normal

>>40647555

Worst use of trips i ever saw. Fucking faggot

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>>40649998
I'm actually kinda good with normal kisses and all this basic stuff. I know how to put my hand on her neck and behind an ear so she likes it, when to put my hands in her hair etc etc

What the fuck do I do with the tongue, though? Other than doing normal kisses, I would also bite her lip or suck on it, or let her suck on my tongue, if she likes it, or suck hers. There is really the end of my skill.

I had girls tell me that they once kissed this guy who was reaaaaally good, but they would never tell me what he's doing that I'm not!

is 5 inch girth enough to make a girl cum?

>>40650052
The worst thing about it, there is no good tutorials or anything like that. When you google it, you find fat-ass stupid-looking normies showing complete autists how to put lips on another person.

>>40650000
lmao my girl is french too and she cums multiple times in a row if I want to make
Best girl I had so far desu

>>40649998
>swallowing someone elses saliva

barf. no thanks

>>40647659
Well, attempted to communicate better but that turned into playtime. Was able to take the other advice and that was fantastic

>>4065005
>>40650066
desu women don't know either. the "trick" is slow rotations, plenty of contact, and occasionally touch the back of her teeth. that is what gives that "tickling" sensation that makes alot of women giggle.

>>40650079
swallow your own twig legs

>>40650094
ment for>>40650052

How do I last longer?

>>40650131

Prozac, alcohol, benzos, weed.

>>40650133
I'm not a degenerate

>>40650138
ok

>>40650143
Fuck you nigger

>>40650138

think about margaret thatcher

rreport back on +/- figures

>>40646727
>coop cardio
fucking kek

>>40646689
I was about to make a thread just to say this but since this thread is up I'll just put it here.

>Be me
>25, female, overweight
>Married to a guy with a huge sex drive.
>Have next to no sex drive
>Relationship once in awhile strained because of it (Intimacy is important)
>Start eating better
>Start working out
>Suddenly horny as fuck
>Getting fit is saving my marriage.

T-thanks fit...

Shilling, on my /fit/?

>>40650202

85% of the sex i have wirth my fat wife is immediately after lfting

>>40646919
hooray for gay

t. probably bi

>>40646706
No. No hahaha no this is so untrue.

>>40650131

Breathe. To take control of your breath in bed is to take control of your dick.

>>40650067
Some girls cum easier than others. They are great fun and quite the egi boost.

>>40650390
Ego*

>>40648129
you see fear in their eyes because they realize they're gonna have to have sex with you, you hideous heebgoblin

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>>40646689
I have never put my penis inside of a lady even after 3 years of lifting to be more attractive to the opposite sex
Will roids get me there?

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>>40650495
Acquire currency

>>40649834
What a disgusting cunt of a whore u r. You need to be executed.

>>40646689
I don't think anyone has sex regularly unless they have a girlfriend. I'm early 20s and had sex with approx 90-100 women but I don't feel like I have sex "regularly". Lost virginity at 15 so over 10 years that only comes to like 10 a year. Obviously they haven't all been distributed equally though, uni years were more like 15 a year, other years less.

Haven't had sex for just over a month now, although was in a girls bed the other night but didn't get a shag.

The periods where I've felt like I was having sex "regularly" have been pretty short. Although they have happened. 2/3 girls every fortnight felt "regular". Although to keep that up you'd end up having sex with thousands of women.

Basically the only way it would feel "regular" is if you're mick jagger/Tod Stewart smashing a different groupie all the time.

Women are like lifting. You're never satisfied.

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>>40650529

> B I R M I N G H A M

having sex for the first time in 2 days
im 24 and she doesn't think i'm a virgin...
what do

>>40650529
tfw banged 50-60 grills and had sex a total of like 100 times, while some people who girlfriend hop have busted 5,000 nuts and are prob sex gods :(

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>>40646689
>Are there people on this board that actually have sex

>>40646689
What's a good routine to increase my pelvic thrust endurance?

>>40650495
Acquire a personality

>>40650563
False. Banging loads of different women makes you way better as you've actually experienced different ways of having sex. I had a girlfriend for a period of time too. All you get is really good at satisfying each other. Doesn't necessarily all translate to other people.

>>40650536
What is this meme? L O N D O N

Etc

>>40650495
acquire time to talk to a girl and fuck her brains

>>40650133
Rub ELMA creme on your dick.
Studdies have shown to increase the duration for premature ejaculation from 1,5 minutes up to 9. There are negative effects though: a swelling might occour, increasing the girth of your dick for the duration.

Put it on roughly 15 minues before you go to town but wash it off beforehand to not get her affected too. You have about one hour before your normal sensitivity returns

>>40650549
watch porn.. Nd be strong

>>40650623
>not knowing based tinytrip

>>40650495
Oh my, she's a mutant, too
CMON

How do I find out if a girl is single if I know she definitely had a boyfriend 8 months ago but there's no information on facebook and she never mentions him whenever I see her? I want to make a move but I also don't want to look like a dickhead if she is in fact still in a relationship.

>>40646736

>Talk to women

Doesn't work if you're autistic.
Girls at work always try to joke with me but I have no bantz b/c too busy thinking about metaphysics.
Sometimes girl customers will try to talk with me but I just say "thank you have a nice night" and walk away.

>>40650676
ask her...?

>>40650682
>but I also don't want to look like a dickhead if she is in fact still in a relationship.

>>40650691
implying you'll look like a dickhead

just ask
"hey are you single?"

>>40648204

THE WORST feel.
Typicalbrahs ITT with their sex tips have no idea.
Feels like I'm on a slow ride to suicide. I can see it coming but can't do anything about it.

>>40650703
>um, no, why?

>>40650691
that's not a dick move at all, and it tells her you don't want to be friendzoned. you should prob say it just like this:
>I know you definitely had a boyfriend 8 months ago but there's no information on facebook and you never mentions one whenever I see you? I want to make a move but I also don't want to look like a dickhead if you in fact still in a relationship.

I usually last about 10-15 mins and the ladies seem really happy with it. After that it gets kinda boring desu, and they get really fucking sore, too. I don't understand how you guys are fucking women for like HOURS. Doesn't the skin get raw after awhile?

>>40650659
No I don't know it or I wouldn't have asked. What is it?

>>40650749

its not about fucking her PIV for hours. its about "having sex" for hours.

>kissing, getting naked
>groping/fondling each other, grinding on each other
>she does down on you
>you go down on her
>finally time for PIV
>cuddle after cum

can easily kill 2 hours this way

>>40650790
oh. yeah, of course. i spend entire days in bed with girls doing that shit.

>>40650749
this!
It gets boring, sore and exhausting.

However I know for a fact some people (guys and grills) both like to have sex for hours. Never made sense to me.

>>40650749
mah nigga you aren't thrusting her non-stop for 2 hours, your dick would get so chafed you'd need a month to recover. sometimes you go for it and bang and then cuddle, sometimes you do foreplay, sometimes you make-out and feel each other's bodies. it's all just time in the bedroom, then you chalk the whole thing up to 'sex'

>>40650749
>>40650790
I treat it like a huge edging sessions pounding away hard until I get close then I go slower/switch position
Give it a small reset before I go again

But yeah the girls don't like that too much, getting sore and cumming multiple times makes em hurt down there

But for a good orgasm 45+ mins of straight up pounding is pretty baller
I can't even imagine cumming in 10 minutes lol
Unless I get so horny so badly that I go again right after

>>40650823
M8, my friend fucked this bitch for so long his fucking pec muscle moved to the middle of his chest from the effort. He literally had to go to the hospital. Some people do fuck incessantly for hours.

>>40650832
I always get really horny after I cum. I usually fuck for 15-20 minutes, but my girl and I fuck 3-4 times per night. 45 minutes sounds nuts to me man. She gets so sore and my dick gets tender after awhile.

>>40650839
that is utterly insane to me. i've never met someone, guy or girl, who fucks like that. sounds like drugged-out sex tbqh.

>>40650857
>sounds like drugged-out sex tbqh.

That is quite the possibility, actually.

>>40647667
Dude, when I first had sex I could not even get it up the first several times and i was only 19. Your mind takes several weeks to regain the sensitivity that porn killed. Also, it was definitely 7 years of death grip. I got a cheap pocket pussy off amazon ~15 bucks and i regained the sensitivity in my dick that the brillo pads called my hands jerked away.

>>40648166
>>40648175
This

>>40646760
I think you mean relative

>>40647016
>tfw 8 inches circumference, serial killer and run a marathon every morning
She's my girlfriend now boyo and so are you

>>40648776
>tfw 20 years old
>about to have sex for the first time this weekend
>terribly anxious that I won't satisfy her
>afraid that I'll either bust a nut in 1 minute or not nut at all

Fuck man. I'm legit nervous to get my dick wet. Why am such a pussy

>>40646689
Tfw big dick, good looking, good stamina (usually)
>can't get it up unless I've been with a girl many times in the past
I basically have to have them put up with me going limp like 10 times before I can fuck them properly. It's like dick only wants patient girls

>>40650133
>benzos
mate...

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>>40650993
>tfw 2 ft circumference, genocidal despot and able to tap into the Speed Force
I am become death, the destroyer of worlds

>>40647148
good comment, you deserve more (You)'s

Biggest tip I ever got was to rub her clit while fucking her

It's doable in most positions, sometimes you want to tell her to rub her own clit, though

>>40646722
bathmate

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Took a co-worker home after a night out at the bar together. Made her squirt 3 fucking times. The first time she managed to somehow squirt in on her own goddamn face. Shit Shot was so hot

>>40651524
>shit shot

fuck my phone

>>40651524
So she pissed herself then

>>40651535
there is pee in it but it is not "pissing yourself" educate yourself you fucking degenerate loser

>>40651433
>>40650993
>>40647016
>tfw 5", no anger issues BUT run ~60km a week
i am become cardio, destroyer of... pussies(?)

>>40651535
>>40651546
>>40651524
it IS piss but whats wrong about it? just lay some towels

>>40650995
do your instinct and porn knowledge do the job

>>40651535
Who gives a fuck if it's piss. It lets you know that you're giving her some of the best orgasms she's ever had.

I love the way they get all silly and emotional after squirting, it's endearing as fuck

>>40651524
tfw first time a girl squirted I was going down on her and she didn't warn me. If you're Australian you'll know what cheese and bacon shapes are... It tastes like those

>>40651618
And they love you for it

Made an 18 year old girl squirt a few months ago for her first time
She still texts me up regularly

>>40651705
Jokes on you. I rarely make girls cum and they still text me regularly

>>40651705
I once had this hot gf who was well out of my league, I knew her a little beforehand and she said she could squirt by herself but no guy ever got her to do it. Started dating her, a few months in I made her squirt 6 times in a row and she told me red faced and out of breath it was the best sex she'd ever had. Felt like a fucking king.

How do I get good at sex? I've never made a girl cum with just my dick and rubbing the clit while I fuck them is uncomfortable/awkward positioning

>>40648560
yes and don't forget to flex a 'cep

>>40647516
Try to not worry about the outcome and just enjoy flirting with her. If you are constantly thinking about the end goal of fucking her in your mind she'll be put off. Just be present.

>>40647273
When close, flex both legs as hard as you fucking can. Blood goes to legs, a bit leaves pp, and you bought another minute.

>>40650549
Do some mindfulness meditation and bring two condoms in case you come fast the first time

My girlfriend is basically perfect, but she can only get off with very specific things. I've tried various methods and whatnot, but thus far all that works:

>Playing with and tasting my blood while we fuck
>Choking her to near unconsciousness while fucking missionary
>Elaborate public rape fantasy
>Being watched by another sub
>Impregnation fantasy
>Surprise sex, pinning her against a wall/floor with hair pulling and slapping
>Being tied up, beat mercilessly, allowed to cry in pain for 20 minutes, then untied, nurtured and then having slow, romantic sex

It's a real pain in the ass.

>>40649322
>>40649703
Those 2 things you said arent even comparable or are you so stupid you dont realize it?

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>>40648546
>I left a chick for putting milk in my eggs one time
Oh god, I hope this is real

>>40648846
Yes, just don't start a relationship with them. Also it will give you more confidence to finally make a step on your crush.

This is a retarded question bro

>>40646923
>So general advice, keep track of their cycle on your own.
Or, you know, just use actual protection.

Did anyone else's sex endurance go up massively after getting /fit/?

I used to last about 2 minutes but after going gym for a few months I can last pretty much as long as I want

>>40647325
Only 5x5.
Ops, wrong thread h-heh

>>40651521
Legitimate answer.

>>40652012

she may have been abused as a child desu senpai

>>40648776
>a few years ago
>age 21
>finally lose my v card
oh boy been waiting for this for years
>she started with a bj
>didn't feel even good
well the sex should be good though
>pumped her for about an hour in different positions
>barely felt a thing

years of masturbating makes it though at first but you'll get more sensible if you keep getting sex on a regular basis

I been on nofap this entire year. If I hypothetically lose my virginity today would I bust a nut in 3 seconds?

>>40650495
W A L L E T

>>40646689
Do not stop moving your hands. Run them through her hair, then slowly glide your finger tips down her side, coming in towards her breast, her waist, then go right back up. If her panties aren't moist when you take them off, go back up and keep kissing her. Before you lick her pussy, tease her by by breathing heavily on it and lick her inner thighs instead, especially that last one the anticipation that you can build will usually make them whimper with your first lick.

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>>40647281
big dick is better. the whole point is to intimidate the dicklets. It doesn't matter how much they get laid, they can get all the pussy in the world but their dick will never be big. Dicklets. When will they learn?

>>40648369
It's all good man. Sex kills gains. Use your cravings at the gym, when you're frustrated and craving a high, go tear it up at the gym. Wanting something you can't have creates an amazing workout mindset.

>>40650995
Dude, just have fun with it. Any other advice is secondary to this.

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>>40649949
use your benis

>>40646689
Been having sex every day for the past 4 months because gf lives next door.
Best advice I can offer is to be comfortable and open with your partner. Don't rush it, foreplay is great. Tell her what you like and vice versa.

>>40652012
iktf my brother. Like she likes slow, gentle sex, but she's not coming unless I've got a strong grip on her throat or she's getting her head stuffed down, spanked hard, and doggy-plowed into oblivion

>>40652800
this

never fuck a girl gently, its like the cruelest thing you could ever do

>>40646689

Married anon here. My wife and I are both /fit/izens and maintain a pretty healthy sex life, usually 3-4 times per week (she's tiny and struggles to take me on consecutive nights, so we often just 69 instead). As long as you know which women to avoid it's actually not that hard to find a good woman. "Women are a meme" is a meme if you're relatively normie.

Best advice I can offer is to try to find a balance between satisfying her needs without forsaking your own. I have a lot of messed up fetishes, she like relatively vanilla sex (missionary, doggy, cowgirl) with lots of eye contact and/or kissing. So half the time we do it the way I like, and half the time we do it the way she likes. And I won't pretend I don't enjoy the basic stuff and whether she admits it or not I know that she likes when she's strapped to the bed with a ball gag in her mouth and I'm pounding her pussy with a Hitachi held to her clit, or I have her bent over the dining room table with her ankles tied to the table's legs, spanking her with a riding crop in between licking her. Shit's weird, but she does it because I like it, and I do what she likes. It's all about compromise.

>>40650681
>tfw too busy thinking about metaphysics to get laid
>too lazy to find brainwojack.jpg

>>40650390
My girl comes in literally seconds, then she dries up and it gets really awkward to continue fucking her.

Feels like I'm raping her, or she's raping herself with my dick because she wants me to cum, I don't even know which anymore.

Shit's weird.

>>40653211

This is why I fucking hate making girls cum. They almost always dry up right after and then it sucks. Like why the fuck am I learning to last longer in bed if it makes my sex life shittier just to make sure I can last long enough for her pleasure?

>>40653211
thank you anon, i know have absolute proof that i was able to make my ex cum, thank you.

she dried up aswell and always wondered

>>40646722
I'm stuck at step one.
what to do?

>>40653220
>>40653268
fuck me, thought i was the only one

>>40646706
> step 1. have a thick cock

how about step 0. kill yourself because you're clearly already compensating for having a short dick.

>>40651631
>cheese and bacon shapes
top kek, for a second I thought that sounded delicious and then I was disgusted

Hold on a second, they dry up as soon they cum?
You mean I made them cum even before I touched them?

>>40653422
Rape is different anon.

37 yr old married. Yes sex often with a loving wife is possible.
Last night wife pulls down lulu lemon pants, ass Is doing great with barre and Pilates classes.
She comes over pulls em down and we fuck.
Done in 4 minutes....when she moans I'm cummin it's hard to hold back.
Pants pulled up back to what we were doing.
Life is good.

I used to be a khv but got /fit/, left /fit/, became a normie, and have been dating and fucking grills like any dude in his mid-20s should be...

However... now a girl I've been fucking got pregnant and she wants to keep it. I've only known her for like two months. Should I kill myself now?

Oh, what I would do to go back to wasting 16 hours a day jacking off to Chinese cartoons daily...

>>40646689

fucking lol at all this "i fucked her for a solid hour" shit. Unless you have a tiny fucking dick actually having penetrative sex for an entire fucking hour will be extremely uncomfortable for her, and probably you as well.

If you're actually fucking for more than 20 minutes straight you're doing something wrong.

>>40653893
Get some abortion pills from the darknet and slip it in her food

>>40646859
Fuck off mascara shill.

I have a problem, my dick won't stay up for my girlfriend. Idk if it's just me being nervous or what. What Wong wit me

I can't orgasm during sex and I loose my boner as well. Any tips on how to orgasm quicker and easier?

>>40653893
make sure she takes loads of vitamin C

>>40647538
Ugh I dunno if I can go through with this. Easy sex with someone unpleasant or back to fapping, I've never been so 50/50. I need more input on this.

>>40646689

It's all about reaching the cul-du-sac area. Makes them extremely wet and almost instant orgasm if you can hit it. She has to be really relaxed and trust you for her vagina to open to that depth, and you have to be at least 6.25+ or more to be able to hit it, unless asian woman or small woman. Best positions for it are missionary with her legs up high or doggy.

>>40653979
Yohimbine will make your dick harder and more sensitive if that's what you need.

>>40647691
nope, that's called God mode for those that cum early. Get to focus solely on her without having to worry about cumming. That's when you go balls to the wall and put her head thru your headboard

>>40653302
https://www.goodlookingloser.com/bathmate-beginners-routine

>>40647080
First put dick in vagina. If red put in butthole
Good luck

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>>40649834
>fleshpits

>>40647148
U a chick bro?

>>40646689
>girl come 5 times
only 5? lol

>>40653211
THIS

>>40647143

Erections are caused by blood flow. Cardio positively affects blood flow.

If your heart is strong, your cock is strong.

>>40646923
"Miss her cycle". Just kek. Girls dont "miss their cycle", girls dont "forget to take the pill". You dun fucked up.

>>40647565

Yep, precum can contain small amounts of volatile sperm, but the pull-out method is still like 98% effective as long as you aren't a moron and know when you're about to pop.

>>40646722
Skip foreplay and her pussy will be tighter when it's time to fuck, be careful not to cum too fast but don't take too long either or she'll get all loose and won't feel your tiny wiener.

>>40647342
6x5 as well and I get the same results, you don't need to be massive.

>>40655051

Girls don't really care that much about dick size as long as it's good enough. I think the average American one is 5.5 x 4.8. They still prefer you to be bigger, but overall it's guys that stress about it the most.

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Should i stop doing fwb shot and actualy get a GF? Is it worth it?

>>40654880
This

Ya dun fugged up

>>40655027
Dont skip that