> that first sip of the day for any non-retards over the age of 18

Get the fuck of our board, grandshit. 1 monster has the same caffeine as 4 cups of coffee. Kill you'reself

>>40642053
so you're setting yourself up for severe depression and lack of energy any day you can't drink a monster by creating a baseline addiction of more caffeine than any human should drink in a day in one serving, congrats.

>>40642083

My MONSTER days are like 100 years of your boring life. I rather live 1 year as a lion then 100 years as a sheep.

>>40642083
Seriously. Fucking monsters are a meme. anyone who fell for it is literally autistic.

>>40642083
> drinking coffee every day doesnt do that

I dont even sip and you're an idiot. It takes 48 hours off to reset caffeine tolerance and several days to build it. If someone has 2 monsters a week there will be no issue.

>>40642107
You know you just said that you want to live 1 year as a lion and afterwards 100 years as a sheep?

>>40642134
Best combo - thats the mental power of sips

>>40642112
This. Monster is shilling on autistic meme boards and it's fucking working. I can't believe all these teens buying into their marketing campaign. I mean what the fuck. Are these idiots impotent 70 y/o with zero energy? Say good bye to your teeth if you are drink that piss

>>40642040
> coffee
> brown teeth
> sips
> colgate shine

>>40642114

okay but first of all if you're on /fit/ and only go to the gym twice a week, unless you're jon skywalker/zyzz level physique, kill yourself.

second, the autists posting "first sip of the day" imply that they're drinking this chemical garbage daily.

>>40642169
Yes, monster cares about a fraction of a low traffic fitness site.

>>40642174
if by colgate shine you mean chemical corrosion, then yes.

>Not using caffeine powder to maker water into an energy drink

>>40642192
I lift 4 times a week, cardio once, climbing once. Used to be 90kg lean but got ill for a year.

>>40642040
gave up coffee and most caffeine. That shit has been wrecking my prostate.

>>40642204
Dentine is the whitest shine you'll ever know.

>>40642053

Bullshit.

330mg of caffeine in a cup of coffee.
240mg of caffeine in a can of Monster.

And coffee tastes good, while Monster tastes of diabetes and puberty.

Adults drink coffee. Children drink soda.

>>40642226
What the fuck coffees are you having holy hell

>>40642212
okay congrats on working out i'm sure your mom is proud...

doesn't make my point any less valid that the "first sip of the day" tards are drinking this chemical garbage at least once a day and killing themselves.

STARIN AT THE WALLS

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>>40642226
>330mg of caffeine in a cup of coffee

>>40642234
Im 27 and a home owner, but im sure my mother is proud regardless. Monster might be a teenage chav drink but getting angry over one of the more entertaining memes on /fit/ in a while is just pointless.

>>40642230

That's a Starbucks Grande Americano, first result when I googled it. Coffee I make at home has a lot more caffeine than that though, because SB uses 100% Arabica beans, whereas I like a Robusta blend, and Robusta beans pack way more punch. Also because I like strong coffee and use more beans per cup.

>>40642226
a typical coffee has about 80mg to 150mg of caffeine

>>40642255

See >>40642268

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>>40642040
Truly there is nothing better than home-picked calendula and lime blossom tea with two teaspoons of honey from the neighbour and a slice of lemon to start your day.

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Loling @ how mad OP is about what other lifters drink for an energy source. Worry about yourself brah. Chill and have a sip.

>>40642268
I have had 300mg caffeine tablets and plenty of large Starbucks americanos and the former hits far harder.

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>drinking stuff to stay awake(which you are supposed to do naturally)
>2017

people still falling for this meme ?

>>40642297
Going to the gym early morning, or after work is tiring and its what all humans who aren't neets or students do. Plus you want to work out hard.

>>40642277

If you brew it like a bitch and drink from a thimble, maybe.

"this amount varies between different coffee drinks, and can range from almost zero to over 500 mg"

https://authoritynutrition.com/how-much-caffeine-in-coffee/

>>40642265
i'm not angry i'm laughing my ass off for the most part and having a good time, i enjoy some lively debate with a mixed bag of autists.

>>40642304
>not being able to stay awake for work + workout on your own
yeah, sure, try explaining why this doesn't make you a pussy

>>40642325
Its not about staying awake, its about being charged and alert. You dont hit the gym at 7 in the morning ready to throw it around. Its about making certain workouts great rather than just perfunctory.

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>>40642040
Where's the sip content b o y z?
Who here /sipsitupanotch/?

>>40642368
/whoheresipstocardiacarrestforthefreeadrenalineshots?/

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>that first sip

>>40642040
>>40642083
>>40642112
>>40642169
>>40642234
>>40642314

ITT RedBull shills trying to divide the /sip/ master race.

Hey shills, how does it feel that people have woken up to the truth? Why don't you get a real career, faggots

>>40642403
>tfw thinking black coffee is redbull
>tfw currently typing this from my laptop while at my career where I make more than your parents combined

>>40642226
Most sips have 140mg of caffeine per can

https://www.caffeineinformer.com/monster-zero-ultra-energy-drink

>>40642503
RED BULL SHILLS ON SUICIDE WATCH

>>40642107
Anyone serious about their fitness would avoid 12 teaspoons of sugar you fucking dyel.

>>40642503

Shut the fuck up, red piss drinker. This is a MONSTER SIP board.

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>>40642368
S I P B O Y S

>>40642403
This. We are witnessing the early stages of the sip wars. Stay strong, sip boys.

S I P B O Y S 2 0 1 7

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>>40642539
>sugar
Bro you gotta lurk before you post if you don't want to look like an ass

>>40642234
>nonsipper detected

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>>40642569
sodium overdose... why not just drink a fresh brewed all natural coffee from mother nature instead of a chemical concoction of garbage that's eating your organs from the inside out???

>>40642708
>citation needed

>>40642725


>>40642569 Proof that you autists are drinking almost 400 motherfucking mg of sodium every time you drink a can!!! and you wonder why you have acne.

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sip threads are dumb but it's whatever. suppose if everyone were as healthy as me i wouldn't feel so good about myself lol.

black coffee! best when used sparingly. caffeine is like most other drugs, and if you use it too much it starts to lose it's effectiveness. i do one small cup of coffee 4-7 times each week, almost always no more than one per day. and it motivates me to get shit done and work hard :)

black coffee is the bee's knees!

>>40642708
>>40642736
Hey bros don't forget to renew your subscriptions to mom science magazine

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>>40642234

Evolution of /sip poster
>notices sip memes
>wow people must really like this stuff
>wait a second this is a-1 shilling
>calls out shills
>attacked from all angles
>realizes it's a meme and nobody actually likes that crap, just the memes
>begins laughing more at the memes
>becomes a /sip poster

>>40642848
>nobody actually likes that crap
Ask me how I know you've never sipped

>>40642226
>>40642268
>american education

>>40642973
Truth be told anon, I sipped but didn't really care for it.

>>40642973
But I am now a sip poster cause it's hilarious.


(you)ssssssssss

>>40642040
I dont even like coffee but I can't swallow pills and I don't want to be a shill.

So I drink coffee.

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>>40642040
>I'm so mature I drink coffee
>boys drink Monster, men drink coffee

>>40642040
delete ur lyf

>>40642569
How can it have 2 carbs but be 0 calories. 2 carbs would make 8 calories (which rounds up to 10 cals) Are Americans this stupid???

I prefer tea. Always have a cup of breakfast tea with a dash of milk in the morning, and a cup of Earl Grey in the afternoon.

>>40642040
This. Cringing hard at all the autistic 17 year olds desperate to be part of a craze on a Korean carp farming forum.

Black coffee is for men who lift.

Monster white is for skinny faggit larpers. And fat women. It's literLly Coke Zero.

>>40643253
Tea is also acceptable. Tea and coffee are the working person's drinks. This is why niggers prefer grape juice- while tea and coffee are for those who need to get up and go to work, grape drank can be had any time of day.

>>40643163

Yeah but how many grown men do you actually know that drink energy drinks - excluding Asian taxi drivers

>>40643313
A cup of tea is not a suitable pre workout,anon. Even here in England that doesn't fly.

>>40643321
The only people drinking these things are 17 year old neets who get their mummies to buy them so they can meme it on a Nepalese biscuit weaving senate.

>>40642083
Insinuating Monster has more caffeine than coffee.

>>40643313
>the working man can't get up and go to work on his own
stay pleb

>>40643418
> current year and not spending £1.50 to drink half a litre of fizzy pop made for fat women trying to watch their weight

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Who AeroPress here?

>grind own beans
>.50$ a cup
>done in 15 seconds
>smooth extraction every time
>single serving so you never make too much
>almost as good as espresso without buying a full machine
>can use metal filter to get the same oils a french press has if you want
>clean up takes less than a minute

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battlestation thread?

>>40642040
I just take a caffeine pill with water along with some other supplements, I also have narcolepsy so I do need that shit to function.

>>40644019
Why the fuck do you have a dildo by your coffee machine?

>>40644058
ur mom left it over here...
its a grinder

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>>40644019

>>40643076
Nice try Squidward, but we all know you like sips

>>40642503
Hey dunce, I'm typing this from my my phone which is tunneled into my laptop, which is tunneled into my desktop, which is tunneled into my bank's server where I keep my hoards of cash - that of which is more than you & your parent's annual income combined.

Wipe those tears off your face and leave the RedBull HQ while you still have a shred of dignity.

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>>40644275

>>40644275
You know what they say, "People who don't like sips have never tried one!"

>>40644393
Or they justify not using sips with mom science.

Seriously, Sipz made my dick bigger

>>40644399
I suffered from ED for awhile now.

But since I started sipping, the sips have increased my heart rate & blood flow, curing my erectile dysfunction. Thanks sips!

>>40643286
Hey I like coke zero :(

Its so sad seeing people fight over which source to get their addiction.
All I drink is water, milk and fruit juice. If you need the caffeine jew to get you going, just means you couldnt do without it. You should rely on mental strength, not a cup of magic beans or a tin of propietary chemicals to get you to do something active.

Just saying bros.

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>>40644526
>nonsipper detected

>>40644526
>fruit juice
So instead you're addicted to sugar.

>>40644526
finally a reasonable person

>>40644526
>fruit juice

pls make better attempts at trolling

>>40644526
*sips fedora*

>>40642040
Or you just get enough sleep.

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>that first sip

>>40643512
fuck that sounds nice

Does the press grind the beans or do you do that separately

>>40644019
inb4

>>40644526
>mental strength
or, you know, fix your life balance and get a proper sleep schedule

>>40642040
barista here, anyone who drinks not black coffee is a pleb same goes for energy drinks

>>40643235
erythritol is a sugar alcohol that technically has carbs but is not digested by the body, it adds sweetness.
Additionally, FDA allows you to say 0 calories if it's less than 5. Things like diet coke, pickles, diet whatever, usually have 0-5 calories but are not required to label it

>>40644768
fuck you, cheap coffee is disgusting without a dash of milk. and no, i won't spend 20$ on coffee

>>40644768
Barista is a gay name for someone who basically knows how to use a kettle

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>that first dip of the day
combine with sips, mmmmmmm
warning side effects may include extreme halitosis, urge to shit, and heart palpitations

>>40644762
I go to sleep at 11 and wake up around 7. My life balance is perfectly fine, thanks for caring though

>>40642708
>He doesn't /sip/
lmfao fuck off

>>40642769
You're fucking weak fuck off, tripcunt newfag.

I take my coffee with a tsp of creatine

>inb4 some fag tells me I shouldn't mix caffeine and creatine

>Drinking coffee after waking up
>Not drinking coffee 1-2 hours after waking up

Enjoy not being able to wake up naturally.

>>40646600
yes, people like that eventually will need a caffeine IV to get out of bad. they would sleep eternally if they had become lost in a jungle.

fucking retard

S I P B O Y S

>>40644751
not him but I also have an aeropress. you gotta buy ground beans or ground them yourself

>>40642053
not the way i make my coffee, kek

>>40642304
>what all humans do
>on a board where "leave humanity behind" is literally the whole point
BTFO fuccboi
I work 12-hour shifts, both day and night ones. I lift after my day shift, before going home, and I lift HARD.

Then I do cardio before coming on for my night shift. feelsgoodman.png

On my off days, I dance with qtz for up to 4 hours straight. And I don't even caffeine anymore at all. I used to before I started liftan, but now there's no need.

You're just a weak-willed whiny teen with no time-management skills or any willpower to actually employ them. You're the shit-tier humanity /fit/ needs to leave behind.

>>40647651
*sips fedora*

>>40642708
fuck off back to california you hippy cunt.
/sip/ represent

>>40642736
thanks mom

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>>40647819
Fuck hippies indeed, but note that sips headquarters is in Corona, California. California is huge and 99% not hippies.

Pic related is an ice cold can of sips glinting in the San Diego sun.

S I P B O Y S

>>40642114
>been drinking 1/2 cups of coffee everyday for the last 2/3 years

fug :-DDDDDDDDD

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>>40642107
This post activated my almonds