Things that suck about getting fit

>>40640516
My gym is very cheap only 30$ per month food is cheap for me bc farmer I want a potato I walk outside and yank a potato lol the clothing issue is the only one that gets me but i dont mind since I have No fashion sense and This give me the opportunity to constantly try new styles

People automatically assume you're dumb

women look at you

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>>40640516
I'll share some things I've noticed

>after noob gains the plateau afterwards feels awful
>finding a real gym and even though you're 1/2/3/4 you still feel like a weak pussy compared to the others around you
>this >>40640762
>nobody will ever understand when you can't do social events or otherwise because you want to keep up your training
>fruitlessly trying to get your fat and obese friends to get their shit together to save their lives

fucking farts

My gym is dirt cheap it's like $60 a month

I began to start thinking all girls would want me because of my nice body. So I put in less effort myself or in my personality.

When I was a skinny DYEL I spent more time on other aspects like being a good talker and listener, getting good haircuts and nice clothes.

Needless to say I got laid more often when I was a DYEL.

>>40640516
He is not squatting very deep. Ankle flexibility issues?

>>40640979
The last one hits home the most. If I went from fat to fit, anybody can do it

I spend so much god damn money on food

>>40640516
The first winter after my cut was brutal to me. So fucking cold without that fat.

>people assume you're dumb and a douchebag
>people ask for fitness/diet advice which they never follow because its not easy to change
>friends want to come to the gym, mess up my workout and quit after a week/month
>girls feel more insecure about their body during sex
>body dismorphia
>most clothes don't fit off the rack
>evergrowing hate towards the fat fuckers

I actually think that eating healthy is relatively cheap. Because you wont spend as much money on fastfood and snacks.
Where i live gyms are kinda expensive, i pay 64€/month and the average person earns about 700-800€ a month. Not really a problem for me but an annoying excuse for the fats and DYELs.

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you become gay

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Hungry 75% of the day, especially when fasting.

>>40641372
Wew, where do you live? I am from central europe and average salary is 890€ but gym costs 20€/month. How is your so expensive?

having to constantly worry about food intake

>>40641416
Estonia. There are cheaper options but I believe not under 40€. Not in the bigger cities at least.

>>40641424
This. Holy shit I miss being 120 pounds and barely eating, it was so nice.

>>40642441
how do I get my Bro to eat more?

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>>40640762
Fuck these people in particular.

>>40640516
I'm a recovery fattie so it's actually cheaper for me.

>>40640516
Yeah OP, the clothes and the food are the biggest pains in my ass. All my jeans have rips around the thighs and crotch now from getting thicc legs. Jeans are fucking expensive man.

>>40640516
>>Takes time
This is the only valid one.

I /homegym/ and iv only spent maybe $200 on bars and plates. Not a serious lifter but it's much cheaper then paying monthly for a gym.

Going through sets of clothes, I just go to the good will and use homeless cloths for workout. $2 a shirt, $5 for pants.

>Grocery spend goes up
Mine went down by a lot.
I learned how to cook and i'm not blowing money on crap like chips.

>>40642757
On the other hand I'm a swole autist with love shyness and although I get looks from girls and I know I'm a great guy, in the end they will end with some smartass successful talkative twig

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>>40640516
>body dysmorphia
>even entry level knowledge is wizardry to normies
>normies don't believe anything you say
I'm Xmen 1 logan mode, but the bs people believe is unreal

>>40640689

My gym is $12.99 a month if you go between 11 am and 3 pm. Two squat racks that are usually free. Great for students or NEETs.

>>40640516
counting macros to make sure I'm maximizing my gains like in bulking gaining as much muscle possible with as less fat possible


I cant bring myself to estimating or whatever since I know it's just wasted tim when I could be doing it properly

>>40640516
>gopniks
>russians
>absolut vodka

>>40642757

Yah those people are cuck numale fags. What do you expect from redditors anyways?

>>40640516

My arms fall asleep really easily.

>>40642757
"Nice Guy"

>>40642960

Get american eagle jeans

>>40643035
>Pic?

>>40643035
>normies don't believe anything you say

I love this one. I meet a new group of people and someone comment something like "wow, you have big arms, you must train a lot, bla bla, ...", we start talking about lifting and somehow there is always some weak ass faggot who tries to argue with me about how things should be done to get swole.

>>40643072
Fuck me too, I wonder why? Must be getting too joocy, muscles mass pinching off veins and arteries

>>40640516
>>Costs money
No, not really
>>Takes time
It's fun though
>>You go through new sets of clothes more often than a baby
Depends on your initial size and goals
>Grocery spend goes up
No

>>40643132
This desu, I've pretty much stayed the same clothes sizes just look a lot more snug as intended on the models

I got a bunch of nice, button-up shirts to help me look professional and go with my suit I got as a graduation present. Started getting /fit/ and cutting to be able to handle police academy. Now, three months after buying them, all my shirts are too loose. I'm glad I'm making progress, but it's annoying that half my closet is unusable now.

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>>40643097
Still a long way to go

>>40641081

>>40643072
>>40643131
Same.

We fell for the bulking meme brehs. See you guys at the insulin dispensary.

>>40642757
>average reddit user

>>40643072
Holy shit so thats whats causing it? I thought i was gonna start losing limbs or was dying because my arms would start falling asleep while standing in public transport and shit like that

>>40643177

man you should really shave, at least your fucking stomach

>>40643266
Shave it all off, or just thin it?
I'm a pretty hairy guy anyway

>>40643266
>shaving
Get a load of this fucking faggot

>>40643072
yep, less cushioning between nerves and whatever surface youre resting them on, ever notice how your legs probably fall asleep on the toilet now too?

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>girls with bf are flirting at me more and their bfs are intimated by me presence, even thought im nice to them i can see their hate
>people asking for help and when i give it they just ignore it
>hard to find fitting clothes cheap
>constantly thinking about training

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>>40643381
>constantly thinking about training
b-brother

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>>40643381
>>40643427
Iktfb.

>going on walk with friends
>quiet
>friends poke me, ask what I'm thinking about
>I was thinking of adding incline DB press to my program on B days and wondering if the soreness in my left shoulder was tendonitis or just bad sleeping position
>"Oh, just job stuff"

>>40643510
>Anon i'm trying to blablablawomenshealthblablabla
>zone out and start wondering what muscle group i've been ignoring
>anon i've tried everything
>have you tried "/fit/ sticky 101" advice
>no anon that's too hard blablabla
>wonder if doing leg curls makes me look gay

>dress shirts are either too tight on the chest or too boxy and loose around the waist
>friends think you're ditching because you'd rather go to the gym after work instead of smoke weed and play vidya with them
>being obsessed with eating and getting stressed out if I haven't eaten enough every day
>having higher standards in who I find attractive as I become more fit
>losing interest/respect in people that don't train consistently or enjoy lifting
>being asked for fitness advice and giving thoughtful responses only for them to be ignored

Not sure if this is a negative but after a couple years
>lose interest in whatever type of lifting you primarily do and bounce around to different styles without ever making huge progress in any.
Started bodybuilding, moved to power lifting, got interested in oly lifts...sometimes I even do crossfit. Now I do a little of everything throughout the week and it's a lot more fun due to the variety, but I feel like it's not effective at all.

>>40643569
>wonder if doing leg curls makes me look gay
Fuck the haters, you've gotta look after your hamstrings breh

>>40643609
I do SL Deads instead, but just wondering about the curls since my glutes are seriously lacking

>>40643657
>my glutes are seriously lacking
Well then you might as well go full-homo and add barbell hip-thrusts. Be a good exercise in getting you out of your comfort zone and working on your no fucks given attitude too.

>hardmode: maintain eye contact with the swolest guy in the gym while performing hip-thrusts

>>40643510
I spend most of my free time tinkering with my routine so I can get to 3/4/5/6 just that little bit faster, or even ever.

It really pisses my wife off though

>>40643676
you forgot to add
>at the top of each rep let out a sharp "no homo"

>>40643381
>girls with bf are flirting at me more and their bfs are intimated by me presence, even thought im nice to them i can see their hate
This is so annoying.

ALso I hate it when skinnyfat guys half my size starts giving me advice on how to gains/lift

>>40640516
>What are some things that are negative or suck about fitness and going to the gym?

Every time I go into the locker room I have to let the locker room attendant stick his finger in my asshole "to check for contraband." Anyone else sick of this policy at their gym?

>>40643676
>>40643690
Will do, though i somehow keep forgetting to activate my glutes

What is this bullshit

>>40643177
>>40643035
>body dysmorphia

Neah its not that you do look like shit.

Keep working at it tho

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>>40643690

>>40643731
th-thanks senpai appreciate the honesty

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>>40643579
>>having higher standards in who I find attractive as I become more fit
Flip side of this for me- I now get talked to by attractive girls and my first thought is
>She's pranking you

And I have no experience or idea how to interact with attractive confident females

Damn you success

>>40643228
they're just bored because they're used to working hard bro

>>40640516
>first start lifting
>bombarded with memes and such
>no fucking what to do
>waste a year finding right path
>getting /fit/ but angry over wasted time

>>40640516
>early mornings
>sometimes i get a headache afterwords if I do pushups
>protein shake tastes like ass and sometimes makes me nauseous

>>40643830
>waste a year finding right path
Is this bait? What's the right path?

>>40643804
>and my first thought is she's pranking you
I'm like this, only because i'm self aware about my failings

Then i just yolo it

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>>40643857
http://www.leangains.com/2011/09/fuckarounditis.html

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>>40643804

>>40643072
Holy shit. My arms have been falling asleep a lot recently, specially in class, and I'm not that big.
I was wondering what was causing it.

>>40642757
It's funny because "douche" in French is shower and I only shower at the gym.
Ok it's not funny.

Not that it isnt prefferable to being out of shape but if you're natty and lean/ripped everyone expects you to be strong and big which you're not and when you're bulking and built everyone expects you to have visible abs.

>>40640516

wtf? is that some kind of ad for adidas and vodka?

>>40640516
>fitness
once you get the flow going, you end up eating badly and drinking.

Your perception of what strong and big is gets pushed further away faster than you gain.

>drinking too much milk
>seeing old men's balls in the locker room

>>40640689
That run-on sentence jesus christ. I 100% believe youre a farmer.

Shower really frequently. Skin dries out and need to moisturize. There costs even more money and takes even more time.

>>40640516
>>40642960

You guys are either new to lifting or on roids. In the past 3 years I went up 1 shirt size and pants waist line got a tad bit smaller which I just bought a belt.

You cant be growing that fast if you werent either of those things. Or your just cultivating mass right?

>>40642757
That's fucking funny.

>>40640516
>Grocery spend goes up

Actually when I started counting calories I also started keeping track of the price of each meal I ate. As a result my grocery spending went down as I optimized for nutrition and price while minimizing the impact on taste. I do miss eating fruit and veggies but the calories to price ratio of those is just terrible and it's so much cheaper to get micros from a pills.

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>>40640516
>between changing for and after the gym and the time in the gym, that's 2 hours a day dedicated to working out

>feel more guilty about downing that pizza and ice cream.

>added protein requirement increases food cost

>counting calories/ keeping track of what you eat and STICKING TO IT.

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>>40647260
>pills over vegetables
m8

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>>40647283
Forgot...

>cutting WAY back on alcohol and drugs... like get drunk once every few months. No drinking between.

>>40640516
The moment you start trying to get fit, everyone judges you continuously on your progress, often harshly and ironically when they do no exercise at all

If you dont life, people couldnt give less of a shit about your ability to lift

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>>40643676
I did barbell hip thrusts for the first time yesterday. I'm gay now.

>>40647293
>cutting WAY back on alcohol
How do I do this? Life is ridiculously uninteresting without alcohol.

>>40647285
i think the non-essential nutrients in fruits and vegetables that have all those health-improving effects would have only marginal effects, if you're already healthy without deficiencies and exercise regularly. That's the only thing they have that can't be gotten from other sources.

>>40647330
>How do I do this? Life is ridiculously uninteresting without alcohol.

I know it is boring without alcohol. The only good thing is that your tolerance goes down, so when you get drunk... it's a lot better than getting trashed all the time.

You just got to man up and focus on your gains, and other shit. Then every few months let loose a night or two.

>>40640516
Clothes don't fit my shoulders

>>40641011
$60 a month
Holy shit does it come with free steroids?
>be me
>not you
>25 bucks a month for brick wall , steel beam warehouse gym

>>40640516
>You go through new sets of clothes more often than a baby
Maybe you should stop roiding then

>>40647330
I'm fucking glad I was born without alcoholic genes despite the fact that my dad was an alcoholic who died in his fifties after trying to go sober for the first time in his life. The taste is fine but being drunk just doesn't feel enjoyable to me, it just makes me tired, so I never take more than two drinks.

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>>40640979
>tfw one of your best friends who used to browse /fit/ with you and was doing well in the gym stopped working out and gained probably 40lbs

I dont know if i should try to encourage him or just let him figure it out himself.

>>40642620
ask him if he wants to make it

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I shit much more frequently and in larger, softer quantities. However I typically only have to wipe once or twice so it evens out.

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>>40647718
http://metro.co.uk/2015/01/28/chef-lost-21-stone-after-friend-text-him-fat-f-every-day-for-six-weeks-5040205/

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>>40642757
crabs in a bucket

>>40647756
i dont know if i could do that, i dont have the heart

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>>40647836
>can't steel his heart to help his best friend
These are the times we live in.

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>>40640516
Stretch marks. I'm dyel and got my first marks on my forearm the other day. Fuck my shitty skin genetics.

>>40647902
>forearm
Routine for Machokemode?

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>>40647937
>>40647902

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>>40647937
I made one of these

>>40643579
>>having higher standards in who I find attractive as I become more fit

It's the opposite for me. Lifting gets me horny as fuck. The high test meme is real.

>>40641122
Hahahaha this

The layer of blubber sheltered me for so long

>>40640516
>thinking about the negatives
ITT: people that will never make it

>>40647550
You lucky fuck. I love getting drunk, everything becomes more fun.

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>>40646425
One day I too will have that naked old man confidence

>>40640516
7 straight days of violent withdraw symptoms to bring an end to my 5 year long addiction to Malaysian tree leaf drink....

It's a hard ass path.

>>40648737
>Malaysian tree leaf drink
wut

>>40643072
Oh shit me too! I thought I fucked up some nerves or something! Glad to know I'm not alone...

>>40643679
>3/4/5/6

Chooo-chooo all aboard.

I don't care how strong you are, unless you are relying on lifting for income going that heavy is just risking paralysis.

>>40648737
kratum?

>>40643679
Those ratios are all fucked up m80

- Underwear and pants getting tight thanks to over a year of intense leg days twice a week
- Wear a large for t-shirts but the shoulder and bicep portions are tight while the abdominal area looks like an airy summer dress
- Depression if I go more than 3 days without going to the gym
- Skin looks dried out thanks to the frequent showers
- Spending slightly more on food since I have to eat more
- People get annoyed with me for being so meticulous with my diet and counting macros almost every day
- Getting a lot more looks and attention from girls but can't do anything with it because lifting doesn't cure autism

Overall it has improved me though. These aren't so bad in the grand scheme of things.

>>40647764

Lara on the bottom left is the only reasonable comment I noticed from a quick glance.

>>40648939
>- Skin looks dried out thanks to the frequent showers
Take cold showers instead. You can get used to them and they won't dry out your skin.
>- Getting a lot more looks and attention from girls but can't do anything with it because lifting doesn't cure autism
I know that feel.

>>40648852
Yup
I was drinking 4 kilos a month.
>>40648766
See
>>40648852

I don't spend a lot on food, I also eat the most boring shit ever.

>chicken, broccoli, rice
>3 times a day, 7 days a week

Sometimes I like to use some kind of sauce.

>>40649166
Wait, that shit's addictive? A lot of self-improvement sites I've read seem to recommend it as a supplement. Thanks for the warning breh

>>40649227
It acts on the opiate receptors in near the same way real opiates do. It's just as habit forming as any other opioid drug, with the same withdrawal effect.

>>40640516
lifting is a pretty lonely activity desu

>>40649252
Welp, you might have just saved me an assload of misery. Good luck in your own recovery, stay strong. You're gonna make it.

>>40649285
Thanks bro. These symptoms are basically heroin WD symptoms. I'm smoking some trash weed I get 2 years ago. I don't intend picking of a weed habit so I'm not buying good shit.

>>40649285
its no more addictive than weed, videogames or cake

>>40649215
literally why, there are so many better options out there and you'll probably quit in a month. That's not sustainable at all

>>40649465
I've been eating like this for 2 years. I just don't worry about taste or variety anymore. Food is food man.

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>>40649701
Mirin. I don't have nearly that much discipline.

>>40649721
It's mostly the routine of it that works for me, I can meal prep a couple days of food in advance, have it all ready and then I don't have to think about what to eat. I just consume my container of pre-weighed ready to heat up food.

It also gives me a lot of flex room with how I make my chicken, I can do spicy/teriyaki/bbq ect. sauce on it and only have to worry about 20-50kcal difference in my meals.

>Getting stressed about when and where you can lift while traveling
>No longer being able to wear jeans comfortably
>Thinking about lifting too much

>>40650007
>Getting stressed about when and where you can lift while traveling
You'd think James Bond would have that sorted out by now.

>>40646383
a million times this

>>40642757
>I look bad and wish i looked better but refuse to do the one thing that would acheive that aim

really meks ya think dunnit

>>40647975
pullups and deadlifts better

>>40650816
just stop watching porn and learn social skills
read how to win friends and influence people to deprogram the autism

>>40647979
Holy shit this

What causes it?

>>40647293
No kidding. It's especially difficult in University, where that's the only way people seem to allow themselves to socialize and let loose.
I feel like a responsible middle aged man that goes to church twice a week now.

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>mfw morning alarm reminds me I need to lift
>waking up to sunrise so I can get to the gym at 6am
Work's at 8:30 and I'm usually busy until bed time. It's easy in the summer, when the sun's up at 5 and it's warm. But winter time is no fun.
>Expensive
The closest Gym for me is a Gold's Gym, and Japan's Gold's thinks 10,000Yen a month is reasonable.
So does everyone who goes there.
>Sacrificing social life
no one in the gym wants to socialize with me be white people usually don't know the language. Got no gym buddies, so it's all solo
>Always hungry
Skinnyfag That's naturally is at 74 trying to hit 80. Last time I was 80 it took 6 months of 6000+calories a day to reach it. The wallet is always in pain
>Feeling like shit when I haven't been to the gym in a few days
Despite no one talking to me, it feels like I let everyone down by not going, and the sloth inside me deems that a good excuse to stay in bed.
>Seeing everyone as competition
Got2b da bes
>always getting injured
Shit knees and shit elbow are a major demotivator

>>40649405
Bullshit

>>40647330
I used to drink like 2 beers every day and drink like 12 on Fridays. Now I only drink like 5 or 6 on Fridays.
I just don't eat much on Fridays. And I'll skip dinner. 5 beers is like 2000 calories so I end up only slightly over. Then fast until about 2pm on Saturday. I'm not sure if I'm doing it right but it hasn't had a negative effect on my routine thus far

>>40649701
You are me. I only it like that because I'm a student and have neither money nor time to cook fancy things.

Being hungry all the time

>>40651205
Where in Japan do you live?

>>40650807
But won't have much effect on the extensor muscles of the forearm.

>>40649701
I'm the same. I do IF and eat two big meals a day. same stuff everyday. I'm always eager to eat the first time since I'm hungry. I eat my second meal six hours later and on gym days I'm always hungry then too.

I used to feel the need to eat junk regularly. But at some point I started to feel happy just getting to eat. Now eating always feels good even when the taste is merely tolerable.

I think lifting gives food additional meaning. You know food is essential fuel for your gains. Eating food is something you do to get stronger not just to entertain yourself or keep uncomfortable feelings away. You start caring about what the food can do for your body instead of how it makes you feel. You want your food to be effective at serving your goals.

>>40640516
I was fat as a teenager, I just wear the clothes I wear when I was fat, it was a lot harder as I was skinny, because at that period I must buy new clothes, but right now as a muscular guy? Easy as fuck, I didn't growth in height since I was 16, I'm still 6'2.

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Before you were even DYEL you thought you were strong or normal
Now that you've been lifting for a year you think you're tiny and weak every day

You're the first person who gets asked whenever anything heavy needs lifted or moved

You get asked to step in on arguments or conflicts or to take leadership/authority for some fucking reason

Acne

You understand the basics of anatomy, hormones, nutrition and health in general and any time you offer input people with shitty diets and lifestyles inevitably think they know better because you didn't offer a magic pill

You feel like shit if you don't lift for a few days

You get anxious when you can't work out when going on holiday or when ill

Whenever your friends get into lifting you're happy for them but whenever they make faster progress than you did you feel like it's a competition and want them to fail

You shit more often than you used to eat

You spend an hour on /fit/ reading about the intricacies of carb cycling and protein fibres instead of lifting

You start taking supplements and other fitness industry bullshit seriously

You become friends with people with no personality or who are clearly immature or flawed douches because they lift well

Whenever you stop lifting your diet stays the same and you balloon within days

>>40643177
Long way to go, yes, but still better than 99% of all people you can see on the street... but that doesn't say much since everyone who can bench more than 70 kg is stronger and looks better than 99% of all people you can see on the street...

>>40640689
>thread about negative aspectsnof lifting
>post this
Can you even read?

>>40643690
dunno why but I kekked

>>40652015
>Whenever your friends get into lifting you're happy for them but whenever they make faster progress than you did you feel like it's a competition and want them to fail

I've experienced this except I was the friend that got into lifting and made faster progress. Feels bad. Stop undercutting my goals and accomplishments :(

>>40650807
You can still do pullups and deadlifts at the gym. I use that thing during commercials on tv and when I'm just hanging around at home.

>>40652235
We secretly root for you, we're just pissed you're doing everything right and not fucking up like we did

>>40640516
>muh vodka
>muh adidas
>squatting
>heels off the ground
the fuck is this shit
t. slav

>>40640516
>wannabe gopniks
>drinking swedish vodka
>their faces don't look slav at all
>shoes are all wrong
>that squat is fucking shit
>wearing a dress shirt under your tracksuit
what

>>40650042
James Bond OHP his enemies off roof tops and deadlifts their corpses into rivers. Probably does farmers walks with bags full of money.

He can work out where ever he goes.

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>>40647942
Fuck Me I never even realized those could be stretch marks

>>40648586
no you won't
you either have it now or you won't

just start walking around in the locker room naked you fucking loser.

t. showers and hot tubs after every gym session

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>>40641070
This. Always this, and these friends always say they want to get in shape...

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>>40642757
>MFW he could run, do body weight exercises, buy his own weights and train, educate himself about diet and exercise, get fit without a gym but chooses to be a fat autist
Excuses do not build muscle or confidence.

>>40643427
>>40643381
Srsly, this. Rest days are a struggle.

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>>40640516
It’s hard to find jeans that fit well if you squat. The discovery of Levi’s 541s was one of the simplest quality-of-life improvements for me in the last year.

>>40652063
if this is better than 99% for you than i want to live where you live holy shit i would be literal god - looking mby just a tad better than this guy

where i live(eastern european shithole ) it's mby top 60%, 65 pushing it

>70kg
>99%
what the fuck murica srsly

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>>40643381
>girls with bf are flirting at me more and their bfs are intimated by me presence, even thought im nice to them i can see their hate
Is this what this is? Might explain my friends behavior the other day.

>staying over at his place
>he goes to sleep in the other room
>his gf stays awake
>we get talking about some random shit
>after a while he comes and urges her to go to sleep as well
>she takes her time doing it
Fuck man, its not like she is interested in me anyway and we were just talking some irrelevant shit.
He has also been one of my best friends for half my life and should know me better by now.

Rest are all too true.
Also
>fear getting sick above all else
>skipping a session feels terrible

>>40642960
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=guWnMWNWc6Y

>>40647293
didn't do that and still make gains
people who "sacrifice" that stuff if they aren't planning to compete are usually high inhibition geeks

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>>40640516
>changing clothes more often than a baby
Am I doing something wrong? Even with noticeable fat gains, getting to the next t shirt size should take years, unless you've started off wearing xs.

>>40654946
I've went down 2 inches on my waist and up nearly 4 inches on my chest and have run out of jeans that fit more times than I care to remember

You're not lifting enough

>>40655021
I've gained like 17kg of mass (upped my bf by like 5%) and gained a lot of size as far as chest and shoulder circumference go, most of my old shirts had to go. Also, literally none of my old jeans fit. All that in about 8 months.

The thing is, even if I go up a tee size in the next year or two, that's no crazy frequency of buying new clothes.

>>40640516
Can't bear hug girls anymore.

>>40652015
Are you the anon that drew that for me?

>>40654485
>skipping a session feels terrible

this desu, feel like a useless turd if I have to skip one

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>>40642757

>the douchehouse

Lmfao

>>40640762
wear glasses, problem solved

>>40651411

>5 beers is like 2000 calories

Jesus dude what beer do you drink? Average beer in the USA is MAYBE 125 cal. Miller Lite is only 96.

>>40640516
>Have to cook more (Meal prep helped me with this since i only cook once a week now but it's still tiring
>hurts like fuck until you hit that "high" (at least as a beginner)
>expensive whether you get a gym membership or buy the equipment yourself
>The more fun forms of cardio exercise are either super expensive, all in a group class which can either be great or suck, and sometimes on "first come, first serve" which sucks if there's not enough room and you drove out just for that class.
>CONSTANTLY FUCKING PEEING.
I'm not used to peeing as often as i do hydrated. I thought I had a bladder infection or something the first couple days it happened. Now it's just annoying. Pooping is better though.

>If you're fat it's hard to do in public. the risk (even if it's a small risk) of being filmed or made fun of for trying to better yourself is scary to a lot of people

hence why i work out at home.

>Hard to eat out with friends/family depending on where they go
>a lot of guilt involved if you miss a day even if you're sick or injured
>Friends and family can make it hard to stay motivated by being passive aggressive or enablers

>>40642960
Levi's 541
Its an athletic fit for athletic men with tdem thighs

>>40654485
>fear getting sick above all else

been dodging colds/the flu left and right this season. if i even hear a sniffle or a throat clear im practically sprinting out of the room. can't lose that progress

>>40642960
I feel you. Have to wear work-provided black slacks for my uniform, the only size that accommodates my ass and thighs is 4 inches to wide on the waist.

Literally feel like a clown.

>>40643287
Better yet. Just trim it. You should be happy with 6 mm. I usually go with 3.5 or some shit. Looks super neat and makes you look better. I use yhe same trimmer I use on my beard.

>>40645364
kek

you poop more often and larger, 2 flush poops

>>40656479
These two look strangely familiar. Can. Yone give me a quick rundown?

>>40643804
I'm just happy girls talk to me at all now. Like they actually make small talk instead of saying the bare necessities and leaving.
Just yesterday I was on my gym's reception and a qt came in and bought a membership, and she started talking about how she was nervous and hadn't trained in a long time, smiling and shit etc. I know it doesn't sound like much, but 2 years ago it would have been one word replies and faux pleasantness.

>>40642757
How can someone be so delusional and not see that YOU are the problem?

>"I know I´m a great catch" "I just know that Ill be rejected and she will go for some muscled douchebag"
If you are such a great catch, why do you think you would be rejected? Maybe you are not that great of a catch? You are not what girls want, and you can´t change what women want. You can only change yourself. This people! They think that others should change what they want instead of changing themselfs.

>who will end up cheating on her, instead of a person wholl treat her right
Because you know everyone right? And it is YOU who knows how the girl wants to be treated, not her?!

>I don´t like the way I look, I wish I...
Yeah I wish, I would like to, If only...
Why the fuck doesn´t he do something?? DO this people really expect things to fall on their lap? Cant they have a little of perpective and realize that what is between them and their goals it is themselfs?

>the douchehouse
right, because people who spend time working towards their goals (who could be different from yours) are douchebags. Not you, who is complaining online about how miserable life is and doesn´t move an inch to change it

Sorry for the blowout but this shit makes my blood boil

>>40643100
people in general do this a lot

>lift
people think that they know how to best get results, argue that running will make your legs more muscular, that you dont need the gym you can just run, stupid stuff like this

>study medicine
People argue all the time about dumb stuff. Try to explain to me why the doctor should have done an MRI, or why you shouldn´t do x or y. What is anoying is not that people argue with you, its that they are convinced that they know more than someone who is STUDYING THIS SHIT FOR 6 YEARS and don´t, for one second, think that they might, JUST MIGHT, be wrong.

>>40640516
if i get up too fast, i get really dizzy so i have to sit up first then get up

>>40664332
DO YOUR CARDIO ANON
i am worried bout you, dont die pls

>>40661506
weird space dudes, wear similar looking clothes

>>40664332
low bp
used to happen to me when i was younger
would almost faint every time i went heavy on leg exercises though

>>40640979

>nobody will ever understand when you can't do social events or otherwise because you want to keep up your training

That's not a negative, that's autism.

>>40641372

>girls feel more insecure about their body during sex

I will never know that negative :(

>tfw when ur feeling great on all your lifts and you get injured

FUCK YOU BICEP TENDON YOU FUCKING CUNT I JUST WANNA DO MY WEIGHTED DIPS REEEEEEE

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>>40665403
>weighted dips

>>40655907
Drew it in response to someone saying it'd be fun, so probably

>>40657112
>hurts like fuck until you hit that "high" (at least as a beginner)
Exercise should not hurt, it should be uncomfortable at most

>expensive whether you get a gym membership or buy the equipment yourself
I'd argue the opposite since I started lifting specifically because I was losing money due to working less and having low energy to apply to self employment

>The more fun forms of cardio exercise are either super expensive, all in a group class which can either be great or suck, and sometimes on "first come, first serve" which sucks if there's not enough room and you drove out just for that class.
Also highly disagree. Running can get boring but downhill mountain biking and absailing and sports etc are all fun and cheap or free

I also think guilt is something anyone who lifts properly has never suffered from, instead we rely on self discipline.

The rest all are on point and suck though.

>>40661373
God yes. I shit 4-5 times per day now.

Before I shat as little as once every 2 days.

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>>40643066
this

>>40640984
This is a positive for me.
I'm usually alone cause I'm an autist like everyone else here, and when I am I just let them rip for the pure joy. It's the best

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>>40640516

The constant fear that I can only keep up my fitness under current life conditions and that getting a relationship will put a stop to my gains.

>>40641044
amerikanski spijon

>>40667558
That'd be me, yeah.

>>40640762
I wear glasses and look good, people think I am smart.
Stupid people are stupid, ain't nothing gonna change that. People can tell by the way you behave wether or not youre intelligent usually.

>>40643679
3/4 is impossible for most of not in the case of 3, all people, and 5/6 are rather easily achievable, maybe you should get a fucking sense of lifting before you start

>>40668777
Holy fuck, this. I'm afraid ti do new things. Sometimes i'd rather stay in college because i know that my mom's unhealthy cuisine awaits me at home

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>>40647330
>How do I do this?

Participate in an ayahuasca ceremony.

>>40653451
He isn't a fat autist, he is just a fedora tipping, arrogant asshole, who thinks that he deserves a girl just for existing.

>>40640762
Do people actually experience this? I've never seen this happen whatsoever.

>>40643377
Man legs falling to sleep whilst shitting is destorying my peaceful shits

>>40640516
>legs and balls too big
>uncomfortable sitting unless manspreading
>most jeans are too tight/not enough crotch area

I miss gorging on junk food from time to time. Can't do that without feeling shitty, especially when in middle of cut for summer...

>>40654485
>>40654485
>Had to skip 4 days for being sick
>attempted to lift an got lightheaded
>disappointed in myself

>>40641011
Nyc-fag detected

>>40643072
So is this reversuble

>>40641551
Shit man, I live in Viljandi and the gym here is like 15€/month