NO FPH FAT PEOPLE HATE HATE FAAAAAT

>>40636274
That's a big bmi

>>40636286
4 you

lmao just watched that episode

amazing how she isn't dead already

>>40636369
I think being fat is secondary to Chris-chan's litany of crazy bullshit

>>40636391
SEEN
SOME
SHIT

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There's been a lack of FPH threads lately. We didn't have one for like 3 whole days this past week.... The fuck /fit/

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>>40636391
What do I search on youtube? This is gold

>>40636369
who is she?

>>40636457
Jason Genova's new gf

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i'd marry the pictured chick

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>>40636439
>that skinny bitch has long arms

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>>40636391
Kek of course she has a nu male boyfriend

>>40636499
She doesn't even look human at this point.

>>40636378
TUMBLR eats PIZZA while STACEY is in the dressing room CRYING

>>40636499
That's her husband. They divorced after she lost a lot of weight. It made him mad she wasn't so dependant on him. Last I checked she has a new bf and is sitting around the 170 mark

>>40636389
>what is pregnancy

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>>40636559
whoops thought she was a landwhale

>>40636488
>marrying a girl with a tattoo
Why do you have no standards anon?

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>>40636580
because i still hav my v-card -_-

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>>40636559
not white. Dont care.

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>>40636559
>Haven't seen him in 12 months
>pregnant
What did she mean by this?

>>40636582
2bh furrikane is what gets me every time

>>40636582
gabe newell was so hot back then

My cousin is a legit dietician and she buys into Healthy At Every Size *(Registered Trademark)*

HAES is literally a registered trademark, and my cousin is fucking sharing articles on facebook about how "diets are scams by the diet industry to make money"

That said, hate the fat, not the fattie.

>>40636389
To accommodate all my SICK GAINS

>>40636506
>illdieyoungatheart
top fooking kek m8

>>40636306
The 600 pound episode that aired an hour ago was one of the worst in the entire series. Tanisha was horrific. In two years she went from 600 pounds to like 485 or some horrific shit. DISGUSTING.

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>>40636499
she made it IIRC
>hard to tell the blobs apart
>think this is her

>>40636572
lmao they had a ICP fan on last weeks 600 pound life. Ughhhh

>>40636631
Consider reporting her to the medical association or whatever applies for dieticians.

>>40636631
>"diets are scams by the diet industry to make money"
Yes, changing your eating habits at no cost to yourself (in some cases saving money) you are giving money to the industry that makes money off diet corporations.
Your cousin should have her license revoked, and degree repo'd.

>>40636652
Why do you not have a picture of this?

>>40636369
Chris doesn't even count anymore. He HAS to be fat to complete his character. I've accepted that his existence is in some way necessary

>>40636389
Is hilarious how they ignore the stretch marks they're full off which is an indication that their skin had overstretched

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>>40636631
>Dietician

Look mate, no offence, but I aint buying it. Unless she's into academia, a practicing dietician will have two thirds of her clients looking to lose weight. Fat acceptance retards are a tiny minority of the fat population (at least in Europe) and sure as fuck are not the kind to step into a dietician's office to begin with.

She literally cannot support herself if she holds such beliefs. Imagine a marriage councelor, an expert in repairing broken relstionships, claiming that marriage is a meme and they should just abandon it. Regardless if the statement is right or wrong, you can fucking expect that councelor to end up on the streets FAST.

Either you're lying or your cousin should strongly consider a career strange, mate.

>>40636408
> two plates of starches.
> you can see the salad bar behind her like 3 feet away

>>40636848

hippos instead of whales

what a bunch of fuckin idiots

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>>40637110
Lmao that guy's expresion is killing me.

>>40636848
>Look mate, no offence, but I aint buying it.
That's because you're an autistic NEET with no idea what he's talking about.

>a practicing dietician will have two thirds of her clients looking to lose weight.
Yes, and 100% of everyone looking for a house or a car has a "budget". What do you think is more likely to satisfy a fat client, telling them that they need to work hard and make permanent changes to their diet, or telling them that it's OK to be fat? Losing weight isn't complicated, if you're going to a dietician to lose weight it's because you don't put any effort into it and want someone to fix things for you.

> Imagine a marriage councelor, an expert in repairing broken relstionships, claiming that marriage is a meme and they should just abandon it.
Imagine a priest, an expert in piety, telling people it's OK to sin as long as they confess. You can expect that priest to end up in hell, FAST.

>Either you're lying or your cousin should strongly consider a career strange
My cousin doesn't even work as an independent consultant, she works at some nursing home making meal plans for elderly folk.

>>40636848

Bro, you do realise Dieticians aren't just personal trainer lite edition, right?

>>40636848
Jewbook has struck again.

>>40637137
>hello dietician i want to become fat please
lmao at u bruh

>>40636391

Drinking 300 gallons of water in 6 years is very plausible.

Not peeing any of it out is not.

>>40636391
I drink over 300 gallons of water a year.

>>40636616
????

she banged some dude a few months after he left and got pregnant

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>>40637136
Woah, easy on the insults, Chad. A priest that has good things to say about Satanism has no job being a priest in the first place. Seeing where I am going with this?

>>40637137

I am and was while I was writing my above post. Hence the academia/two-thirds part, I didn't wish to imply dieticians exist just to spout diet advice.

>>40637160

Again, you do realise dieticians aren't just personal trainer lite edition?

As in, you realise they don't really work in fitness as much as they do clinical settings, you grasp this concept yes?

You do realise you'd be more likely to find Dieticians specialising into e.g. chemo diets, diabetic diets, wound diets, etc? Working in hospitals to advise with intravenous feedings, etc?

Or are you actually this stupid?

>>40636369
I miss striped polo Chris-chan.

>>40636489
Is that Mike Stoklasa? The years have not been kind to him.

>>40636634
>illdieyoungheartfallingapart

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>>40637293

>>40636391
isnt she the one who actually made it?
like she ended up getting to a a normal weight (not counting the 50+ pounds of extra skin that stayed with her)

>>40636616
if i remember correctly he had came back to visit at some point in the 12 months, thats when it was concieved

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Does anyone have the MEGA link for the 600LB files?

>>40637499
https://mega.nz/#F!79pXCBjZ!L6gk_d2Egc1l2zH9swPlNA!v45zDLQY


Not 600LB life, this is My Fat Fab Life, which is just as side-splitting.

>>40637110
is he, do i venture to speak the words? /ourguy/

>>40637293
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=odJWMxjWQoo

Jay sucked all of the attractiveness out of Mike.

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This show makes dancing look not fun.

Not even talking about the uglies or the fatties.

I'm talking about how they make dancing looks like more of a chore than V makes gaming look.

It's supposed to be fun.

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>>40636389

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>>40636443

Oh Tyrone. You gotta kick the habit, my friend.

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>>40636582
>Im trying

>>40636559

For deployments that long, sometimes soldiers get two weeks of leave at home partway through.

>>40636560
Beta enablers truly are the worst, aren't they ?

>>40636439
why aren't these people labeled with some kind of mental disease already? this is not normal

>>40636439
Yo what the fuck

Try that arm pose urself guise

Shes fucking fat holy fuck HOW THE FUCK UR HAND CAN ONLY REACH THAT PART OF THE STOMACH

what the fuck mates try it urself, it becomes super ridiculous

>>40638366
>fat squeezed together
>abs

kek

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>>40636378

>Dream Big

>>40637499
No but will mega the Assanti episode as soon as it comes out

>>40636274
>100 BMI
pix plx

>>40636389
Pregnancy, probably to naturally account for muscle gain, because we start as little itty bitty babies and grow up to be tall motherfuckers.

How retarded can you be?

>>40636439
Oh my god this isthe annoying fat chick from buzzfeed isn't it? She is so unapologetic about how fat she is and makes so many excuses for not doing better. They had a video where a few people trained like the kardashians for a week (Because buzzfeed is trash) they should've had her do it. christ. i hate her so much. she's so ugly. If she didn't work for Buzzfeed she wouldn't be able to do any kind of modeling shit. No one will give a fuck about her when she has to stop working there since eventually everyone gets let go when they get too old.

>>40636453
holy shit im rewatching sg1 for 10th time and that image gold

is that OC judging by filename?

>>40636369
>>40636378
>>40636439
>>40636506
>>40638021
these people can parade all they want during the day but we all know they cry themselves to sleep.

>>40636560
What's her name anon? I wanna look into this

>>40636582
>...

>>40638527
>making everything easier for them to beg for "muh welfare"

>>40638580
Actually anon it looks like they contoured her stomach. From the side you can kinda tell. It's not just her pushing her stomach together, they used makeup to give her fake ab for some photoshoot.
Girls do it often for cosplay so it's not really difficult to do either.

>>40637110
/thread

>>40636597
what is wrong with that
faggot

>>40636274
>THAT'S PRETTY HIGH...

I guess this doc is used to seeing 60 BMIs

>>40636389

>If an anus is not meant to be a receptacle for a fist, why does skin stretch?

>>40636672
people don't think of their normal consumption as their diet.
a diet to them is one of those fad diets that might lose a lbs or 2 and then back to eating like shit

fatties also expect to wake up one day and be pretty, just like how they realized they were fat

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>>40638021

>>40636378
I have a similar but a bit diffrent story
>Three years ago i looked like a Auzwichz prisoner, i cried when saw the refletion looking back at me in the mirror
>Now i go to the gym 6 times a week, and i wear speedos on the beach without even thinking about it

>>40637499
Just torrent it. Even if you're American, they're not going to give a shit about some TLC series.

>>40638366
Smoking weed is great for lifting tho,if your abel to go lift while on it
it reduces the rest days i have to take, and makes me abel to lift more

>>40639855
nothing wrong with a huge ass

>>40639540
I got it on /pol/ I think

>>40638028
I like this guy. A shame he looks almost just as bad as when he was fat, due to the ungodly amount of lose skin.

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>>40636506
>blue hair
Damn. Fatfucks can't even color

>>40637130
God damn diabetes scares the piss out of me. Pretty sure I've got genetic propensity to develop it.

>>40640220
>you don't like things because I like more expensive things

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>>40640220
High quality food isn't necessarily expensive, though.

Sure there's really pricey stuff but I'd say a lot of the good stuff is dirt cheap and you just need to know how to prepare it.

Anyone have this images where a doctor explained every horrible detail of death by diabetes at a cellullar level ?

>>40640336
that breakfast looks like it has shit macros

>>40640338

See >>40637130

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>>40636488
augmented you say

>>40636369
L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N

>>40640336
>high quality
>literally processed fucking deli meat and frozen rolls
how is it over in europoor?

>>40639940
does it ever go back to normal, or do you just need surgery at that point?

>>40636631
>"diets are scams by the diet industry to make money"

Yessss I know what will work, we will convince the people to consume LESS food and we will make huge profits!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!! OUR EVIL PLAN CANNOT FAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>40640498
bruh
>>40639826

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>>40640363
Silly me. Thanks anon

>>40640371
kek

>>40636389
because when we were cavemen we would naturally have muscles along with naturally putting on a little bit of fat so we could survive without food until our next hunt. you have zero excuses today though

>>40640220
Absolutely true.

A waitress I used to work with Was like that. Pear mode, cottage cheese thighs.

We had a food tasting to try new dishes, it was a red lobster. Everyone took 1-2 spoonfuls of each. She took a bowl of pasta with barely any toppings and hjd in a corner to inhale it.

I know because I bumped into her while she did it. She went scarlet and explained she could not enjoy quality, but quantity of food. Its a mental illness.

She sorta made it though. Last photos I saw of her, she had a waist thinner than thighs and chest.

>>40639940
He is a huge faggot and he uses his insecurities to get money. If he really felt so bad about his lose skin he would get the surgery. Same faggot as boogie

>>40637130
They should explain this in schools

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>>40637200
Just blur my shit up senpai.

>>40636378
I can kinda relate.
>used to have anorexia
>recovery failure after failure
>finally putting on some weight, not throwing up or counting calories
>steadily gaining weight and on meds, get extremely depressed
>one year later realize I've gained SIXTY pounds (was 92)
>didn't notice because my body had filled out nice
>small waist, big hips, big butt, little tummy but soft and nice
>I kinda liked it, in a different way than I'd ever liked my body before and the bones
>start feeling the effects of extra weight on my body
>realize I'm not as physically active as before
>realize I'm not strong or fit, I'm just some fatty
>back on keto, caloric restriction, and working out

>tfw trying to diet and not go back to old ways

I understand liking a body that others don't. People didn't like me as much skinny as chubby, but I have liked different things about both those bodies. I want to try having a /fit/ body, though. I think it will be just right.

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>>40636631
>That said, hate the fat, not the fattie.
"No!"

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>>40640195
kek

>>40641306
fucking beautiful

>>40641306
>even dogs know that fat=unhealthy

>>40636439
>mistaking Boob Town for Gutsylvannia.

>>40637130
brb sending this to my mom.

Though her own mother slowly rotting away and dying a horrible death due to obesity and diabetes apparently hasn't been enough to set her straight.

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>>40636453
I though it's Fat hate thread, not ylul

>>40638496
Maybe.

But on the other hand military guys are notoriously retarded, and military wives are notoriously cheating whores.

>>40640448
Thats germany only man, rest of europe has a better culture breakfast wise

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>>40636391
OH JEEZ

>>40637110
that face lmao

>>40639625
>what the fuck did i just read
>Please tell me this turned out to be fake please

>>40640220
lol one time this retarded obese cunt had made chili for a group thing and she was all
>You know it's good cause I didn't get this fat eating bad food!
She was probably like 450lbs or so...


Shockingly, the chili was fucking terrible.

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>>40641509
Thats not how you greentext, anon.

>>40636774
Agreed. Recovering fatty with stretch marks. I've accepted them like cutters' scars, a reminder of a time I allowed my emotions to rule me.

>>40641235
You can do it, anon. It's hard to overcome an eating disorder but being healthy and being fit is way better than just being skinny and you won't end up disliking your body like if you hadn't started to work towards being fit.

Good luck anon, I believe in you

>>40641458
How do you become a dietician when you look like that? Jesus.

A few years ago I wanted to get into that field but told myself no one can take me seriously and how can i rightfully help people if i can't change myself?

>>40641484
jesus christ i've heard of having a double chin but a double stomach?

>>40641452
nope not reading that

made the mistake once, never again kek

>>40641452
christ, i hope that isn't true, how can people fall to such lows?

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>>40636499
>mfw

>>40641530
I WAS IN SHOCK YOU'D FUCK UP YOUR GREENTEXT TOO ANON!

>>40641563
tl;dr because holy fuck is that a lot to read.

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>>40641448
>>40640448
>>40640336

I am Brazilian, though.

That's what we usually eat here in huehuehue land.

Today, for example, I had bread with cheese and tuna, plus water.

If I weren't cutting you could add fruits to that.

But you get the picture.

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>>40641583
for breakfast*

>>40636453
Someone should legit make these toilet seats. I'd buy one.

>>40636439
She sounds even worse than she looks

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>>40641668
>muh hedonism

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>>40641668
>that pic
>probably 20 or so screenshots instead of just saving the damn pic

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>>40641685
>"No pleasure is a bad thing in itself, but the things which produce certain pleasures entail disturbances many times greater than the pleasures themselves."
>"Of our desires some are natural and necessary, others are natural but not necessary; and others are neither natural nor necessary, but are due to groundless opinion."

Even the hedonists would be disgusted by that shit.

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>>40641668
this beast has a better sex life than you. what's your excuse?

>>40638366
I have back dimples and am fat!! That's not even something you can lie about. I can feel / see them. Obviously no abs. Is it possible?

>>40641746
Id rather live a good and normal life than be that thing and have sex desu

>>40641705
Sigh.

What was on the plate anyway?

>>40641779
a brassel sproot

>>40641779
Salvation

>brussel sprouts I think

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>>40641779
Brussels sprouts. I can sympathize, I wouldn't want to eat that shit either.

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>>40641484

>>40641746

I can genuinely say that I would perfer to be the autismal virginal manchild that I am instead of something like that.

Holy shit self control has disappeared from civilization.

>>40641808
>>40641808
>I wouldn't want to eat that shit either.
are you back or something?
Brussels sprouts are delicious.

>>40641848
>back
black

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>>40641793
>>40641795

Googled it. Apparently it's some sort of cabbage.

Sigh. Fucking hell, now I am angry.

If that thing is in any way similar to cabbage it probably hardly tastes of anything and this disgusting cow acts like that and even goes on to cry.

I am glad fat people have as many health/mental/social problems as they do, because they deserve every last one of them.

Especially worthless fuckers like her.

>>40641746
her face tells it all. she is HAPPY with her life while you are here obsessing over minute things

>>40640287
Are you me?

My grandfather died from diabetes, my father has been borderline for a few years but has been getting better. When I was 20 I was having issues with low blood sugar. Went through some test and they said I don't have diabetes but people like me, older dyels, who get low blood sugar can develop diabetes later in life. I think they said because your pancreas can get worn out or you become insulin resistant. Either way I took the advice the doctors gave me and pretty much switched to whole wheat when I do way carbs and I limit my sugar in take for the most part. I don't want this shit when I get older.

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>>40636616
I would have slapped her in the face with that notebook, on that page, insulting her whoriness,
I am not mad tough

>>40641235
>>40641235
I haven't stepped on a scale in years because I know I'll relapse to eating nothing. Now a days I use my measurements to keep track since those don't change as much throughout the day and is a more stable measure. I also used to be fat before as well though, so my nightmare is letting myself become that again. Still have stretch marks on ads and thighs that look like cellulite no matter how fit I get.

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>>40640195
kek

>>40641583
>cutting
>bread but no fruit
Que?

>>40641577

>old lady falls over
>can't get up
>husband can't help because auschwitz mode
>stays there for SIX MONTHS
>has what appears to be a stroke in her pons
>turns out nope
>it was yeast
>sedentary for so long and so fat that she developed a yeast infection in her folds
>yeast makes it's way to blood stream
>makes it's way to her brain
>feasts on her sugar rich blood
>literally eats her from the inside out
>fin

>>40636274
I like that doctor. He gets straight to the point.

>>40641867
Non non, anon. It can go both ways. What if they're fat BECAUSE they have health/mental/social problems?
I can relate though. When it comes to green veggies I can eat the leaves just fine, but I can barely bring myself to chew through the stems and stalks.

>>40641620
watch any buzzfeed video with her if you wanna rage

>>40641532
My stretch marks are a permanent reminder of what a fat stupid manipulative bitch my mother was- that overgrown spoiled best had no business having me and my sister. Ruined both of us with her fatass bs. I want to have mine removed, just a reminder my mother robbed me of ever having a fit beautiful body. Literally never had a chance to live a healthy life and have a truly beautiful body because that bitch. Still struggle with the PCOS she left me with too, shit doesn't go completely away even if you get fit

>>40641867
brussel sprouts are gross and taste like cabbage's nasty cousin. I'm fit but fuck brussel sprouts

>>40642009
What stopped you from just not eating everything?

>>40641958
No reaction image can properly display the horror i'm experiencing right now.

>>40642009
stretch marks fade with time dude. I have some from puberty on my tits and thighs and they were bright red and purple for a few years but now you'd have to be looking for them to see them.

My older brother who's a twig has them on his back from growing too fast.

Stretch marks don't mean you can't look great. Whining and blaming your mom when you're an adult who should take responsibility for their own actions isnt going to make you happy.

>friend has a huge fat fuck aunt, easily 400 lbs at 5'5"
>aunt lives off of friend's parent's money since she only works 3 days a week if at all
>will call over my friend to her house to help her bring groceries in, if he doesn't she'll leave them there to rot until he brings them in for her
>dependent on her sister(friend's mom) do her laundry and cook her meals most days
>friend and his mom have to buy her healthy groceries since she only buys candy, soda, and deli meat
>is diabetic but destroys a grocery store cake by herself in one sitting regularly

I'm not sure how she's even alive.

>>40642065

She's not.

>>40637176
Should be drinking half a gallon of water a day at least. Should have drank at least 1,100 gallons of water in 6 years, if not more.

>>40636616
>Jerome
>Mr. Clover

>>40640498
>what is Weight Watchers, Jenny Craig, Atkins, Slim Fast, etc...

When people refer to 'diets' in this way, they're not just talking about adjusting their habits, they're talking about these scam programs promoted by companies to sell magazines and memberships. This is why fat people say '90% of diets fail', because these are the shit diets that stupid fat people try. This is absolutely an example of a diet industry selling misinformation to idiots and fucking over the country by confusing the public.

>>40642065
I'm amazed, since grocery store cakes generally taste like shit and you start feeling nauseous after eating a slice or two.

>Coworkers constantly buy Candy and leave it on my desk despite me telling them I'm dieting and I don't want that shit since my sweat tooth has been my biggest cancer in getting fit
>To the point where if I moved it off my desk it'd appear again the moment I went to do some work because "It's for the memory of someone who use to work here"
>Start taking pieces of candy when I go on break and just start smashing them in my fist or stomp them when I go outside
>One of them tells me I'm wasting candy
>Tell them that it's going in the trash no matter what, but I'm not putting it through my body first
>Get called weird

Is it really that weird t smash candy?

>>40641235
I cannot
>used to have anorexia
>decide to gain a little weight
>realize I have terrible fat distribution
>go back to being anorexic
It's the only way I can look feminine.

>>40642162
Yeah since you can always give them to someone else if you don't want it.

>>40642162
>not telling them you have diabetes and make a scene about how you just lost your dad to it or some shit like that

>>40636274
>I want you to lose fifty pound in the next month.

>>40642162

>not putting the melted candy bars on their seats when they're on break

P L E B E I A N
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>>40641668
Is the joke that she looks like a piece of meat in a butcher shop?

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>>40638571
jesus christ
i didn't know how bad it was until i realized i could literally grab my ass from that pose and she can't pass her mid stomach

>>40642162
>One of them tells me I'm wasting candy
What kind of place are you working at? Why are they still bothering you with this shit when you told them to stop?

>>40642193
The thing is the Candy WAS there because of an old coworker I didn't know who died from cancer. Basically as a memorial to them. I asked them to move it somewhere else and they won't because "that was "there" spot"
Then I see pictures of the guy and he was a fat little goblin who died because he probably wouldn't stop eating candy.

Fuck that shit. I'm not going the way he did.

>>40642237
A clinic. I basically help with computer stuff and paperwork.

>>40636550
>bmi 25-30 overweight
fucking dyel fags made this shit

>>40642089
Hold up though. Weight watchers and Atkins aren't terrible diet programs. Weight Watchers is actually a great introductory program for recovering fatties. It's a support group, they have recipes available, and they teach counting calories slowly through a points system. It's just expensive as fuck and a lot of their packaged foods (Ever see a branded pack of snack cakes with weight watchers on em? Yeah) are garbage.

Atkins is okay for a basic beginners diet since it's just a low carb diet with a different name.

Jenny Craig wasn't a diet it was a meal plan if i'm not mistaken. They'd send you the food you eat (Like medifast, whcih my mom's tried. she lost a lot of weight on it but it's STUPID expensive and she's to afraid to just count the calories on her own or follow a free meal plan online.)

Slim fast is just babby's first protein shake.


Diets that i've seen:
Any variation of a "cleanse" diet. Your body doesn't need to be cleansed it does that on it's own. It's just a form of fasting, but stupider

Cabbage soup diet or any diet that restricts you to only a couple of foods

can't think of anymore actually.

>>40640474
It'll only go back so much, need surgery for the rest.

>>40642162
Any way you can talk to HR or a manager about getting them to stop? Especially since it seems like a bit of a waste of time on everyone's part to keep doing it and kinda harassment.

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>>40637120
Well to be fair, alot of aquariums do have hippo exhibits.

The fuckers spend like 75% of their lives in water.

>>40642188
Looking like you've been to auschwitz isn't going to look feminine friend. But getting FIT and building some muscle will

>>40642258
Yeah I mean, just bring a box/bag to store the candies whenever you see them. They waste money, you get to have free candies for halloween or whatever festivities you have. Unless you're worried that you might give in to your sweet tooth, in which case just continue what you're doing. Besides, it's your workspace now. And remember that people calls others weird for inane shit all the time.

>>40641668
>when your sex life is dressing up like a suckling pig

>>40642162
no but maybe you should be a little more frank with these people. what they're doing is fucking rude and ass blastingly passive aggressive.

>>40642416
>what they're doing is fucking rude and ass blastingly passive aggressive.
tbf so is walking candy outside just to smash it

>>40642300
I knew the body cleansed itself, and bever bought into the whole "cleanse pounds of rotting waste from your body!" bullshit, but let me tell you lads, since I've begun eating better and drinking exclusively water, tea (not the sugar drinks, real tea) and black coffee, every so often I will have absolutely rancid diarrhea. Is this my body purging itself of the waste from processed foods?

>>40642436
>Is this my body purging itself of the waste from processed foods?
no. it doesn't work like that

>>40642436
See I asked a similar question recently and from what I was told, it's a lack of fiber in your diet. For me, I was afraid to eat any carbs even healthy ones, and it resulted in some rancid soupy shits. Last night I ate quinoa with dinner and i haven't shit yet which is a good sign but can kinda feel I'm going to soon and it already feels better.

>>40641813
New meme?

>>40642436
No. It's because you're not getting fiber. Fucking start eating the damn Kale and Broccoli dumbass.

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>>40637110
>when the tiddis too fat

I love fat people. The meat stays moist even with longer cooking times. Get yourself a moderately obese vegetarian, and you can make an amazing brisket.

>>40641948
omfg there was a fat lady at the gas station getting lottery tickets with socks on that were like, being overlapped by cankle fat.

i'd never seen it up close like that, I was disgusted.

she had a cane, but it was clearly just because of her weight.

>>40642634
Her face in the last panel doe

>>40636616
mr. clover gettin it.

>>40642634
kek, is the rest of the show this good or is just going to piss me off?

>>40642803
both

>>40641386
underrated

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>>40636439
Yeah, it's definitely the arm.

>>40642499
Certainly a reasonable response to a reasonable question. I still eat oats and frequently eat loads of spinach. Perhaps I'll up the fiber intake. Of course, you wouldn't have known that, so I won't drop some random insult based off nothing, I ready feel great about myself so it's not necessary. Have a great day, and thanks for the advice!

>>40636550
Those sizes repesenting BMIs are quite inaccurate. The overweight picture is severely obese.

>>40641668
>>40641733
As a bondage enthusiast and a hedonist, I can tell you I'm disgusted.
Strongfat dom men is okay, but fat bitches go bottom just to feel something through the thick layer of fat they cling to, and it's pathetic.

>>40642931
Psyllium husks are good for solidifying the stool too, just be sure to drink the proper amount of water with them otherwise they can actually block you up they absorb so much liquid.

>>40636616
i hope Alex dumps that bitch

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jon_Brower_Minnoch

>>40641397
IKTFB

>>40641754
Just gonna go ahead and point out the wet spot on the... uh... dark clothed object's pants.

>>40641705
What is that?

>>40643454
brussel sprout
not exactly your average beginners veggie.

>>40641867
I mean... You've never heard of Brussels Sprouts before? Seriously?

>>40641808
I hate that shit too.

Some people are genetically predisposed to hate them. According to my gf, who studies genetics in college. We both hate that shit so she could just be makin shit up.

>>40643504
>Some people are genetically predisposed to hate them.
That sounds like Tumblr science

>>40643537
youre right it should read
>ALL people are genetically predisposed to hate them
those things smell like a literal fucking fart how can you justify eating them?

>have second instagram account strictly for my hobby
>post, follow, like, and look at things only directly connected
>body positivity and feminism post still 1/4 of my discover page

instagram is shoving fat people in my face and there's nothing I can do about it

>>40643565
>>40643537
>>40643504
Whether you hate them or not, that has to be the most exxagerated reaction someone could have when asked to try a vegetable.

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>>40636629
>MUST READ
They have a different idea of "must read" than I do, just that headline is enough to make me laugh and I don't think there's anything else that needs to be said about that fat fuck.

>>40636631
A lot of diets ARE scams, though. Anything not based on input vs output of calories is basically bullshit. All this paleo diet, gluten-free bullshit is just a ploy to make people buy more expensive foods for their shitty meme diets. At least the damn gluten free fad has the benefit of making GF food more available for people who need it.

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>>40636848
>Fat acceptance retards are a tiny minority of the fat population

I disagree, while the organizations and names we mock here on /fit/, HAES for example, aren't widely known a large portion (teehee) of fat people will repeat similar bullshit if asked about the issue. They'll claim they can't lose weight, how their family is "just big" or how they have a slow metabolism or whatever.

Here in the U.S. nutrition education is basically non-existent, large swathes of the population don't even know what calories are. The biggest thing schools stress in health classes is a "balanced" diet, so we have a nation of people that think they'll be fine so long as they eat carrots and broccoli with their mondo burger and fries. To make matters worse we have snake oil salesmen like Dr. Oz and Oprah running around trying to sell magic beans that "melt fat" and have legions of people swearing it works even though they're all still fat as fuck.

>>40641668
If she's lookin for that special someone, then who is taking the pictures....?

>>40637293
That's what happens when all you do is drink and complain

>>40636616
This guy needs to suck it up, I would kill for a hit list like this.

>>40643748
What did she mean by this?

>>40637110
this is how i feel every time i go clubbing at university since i cut down on drinking

This video made me very angry at fat women. Especially since I'm big into RC stuff.

https://youtu.be/MEKafiDxhCc

>>40642931
Holy shit, you fucked up my intake of soduim for today. Now I've got to recalc.

>>40642840
>>40642634
What show is it?

>>40643996
My Big Fat Fabulous Life, it stars Whitney Thore, a 400lb "dancer" who fights body shaming and disappoints her parents.

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>>40641386

>>40638366
How can you feel the squishy consistency of fat and think to yourself, 'yup that's pure muscle' ?Incredible

>>40636389
>bitch thinks the alternative to being fat is to have a fucking exoskeleton
>we xenomorph nao

>>40640345
No shit. All hose fucking carbs.

>>40641867
They do not taste like cabbage, it's somewhat of an aquired taste but i think they're fucking delishious.

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>>40643980
FUCK RC FAGGOTS

I have a dedicated jamming antenna on my balcony just to fuck you faggots off.
I swear nothing is more annoying that buzzing drones in front of my god damn window. Even worse are the ones that just hover with cameras, that shit needs to be regulated.

>>40640508
Ok any desire I had to read this webcomic has evaporated.

>>40641938
>the best part of her day was a box of donuts

How sad

>>40644093
>I have a dedicated jamming antenna
W2C one of those? Sounds like fun

>>40641484
I'm genuinely Aroused.

>>40643849
She is implying the holocaust never happened.

>>40643980
>"Hello, officer? they're following me!"
>I wonder why?
>maybe it's because I'm literally stealing their property

>>40642065
it's because your friend's family is a bunch of enablers. If she won't bring in her own junk food, don't fucking do it for her.

>>40642188
muscle tone will enhance fat distribution

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>>40644137
Make your own.

Get an old Mororola HAM antenna. Id doesn't have to be legit antenna the ones taxi drives used to use works too since its basically the same coupling. And its like a dollar at the dump.

Get a frequency generator.
Dedicated ones are a bit more expensive since they broadcast on all channels all the time. But getting a cheapo one RC guys use for testing (or you know fly their buzz dildos) for 20 $ and getting it to cycle through all the channels with a IC or arduino or whatever is cheaper but takes a bit of skill.

Rig it together and watch those fuckers fall out of the sky.
Eventually they think its some sort of supernatural anomaly and just leave your block alone

>>40641668
a pig strung up in a slaughterhouse, lovely

>>40641867
brussel sprouts have a fairly strong taste but i love them, also cheap as fuck and filling

>>40637130
If there's a better image to light a fire under someone to lose weight, this is it.

>t. fat fuck down 10lbs since Jan. 1st. 40 more to go for goal weight.
Also, my dad is morbidly obese and prediabetic IIRC but still doesn't want to have anything to do with nutritiion. My whole family is overweight, even(I'm 5'9 200 and somehow the least overweight), though they go to the gym sporadically and do a bit of cardio.

>>40640292
The critic from Ratatouille explains it when Remmy states he expected a food critic to be heavier.

"I don't like food, I love it. If I don't love it, I don't swallow."

>>40642300
Atkins is just a branded ketogenic diet that has relaxed it's standards since Dr. Atkins died. And a lot of Atkins branded product contain maltitol, which is metabolized like sucrose but excluded from "net carbs". Fake af.

>>40644099
For what it's worth, there's only one other Whomp I can think of with a gag that grotesque.

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>>40644093
I don't fly my stuff around residential neighborhoods. Most of us don't. Nice sperg out, though.

>>40644318
Is that how you describe your relationship with your BF too...

>>40644228
>tech priest(ess)
>more flesh than machine
what the shit is this? she doesn't look like some negotiator trying to keep up favorable appearances.
I'm saving it anyway though.

>>40644361
>I'm an educated black man and I don't rape white women, Most black people don't.

This is what liberals actually believe.

All it takes is one bad apple to spoil the barrel

>>40641746
I'd rather die a virgin than have sex as that disgusting blob of a human

>>40636616
so much rape*
>*statutory

>>40644374
>what is Magos Biologis

Theres nothing heretical about flesh in the eyes of the Omnisiah anon.

>>40643849
Men fall over laughing when they see her.

>>40637130
This made me very uncomfortable. If you don't have diabetes yet and don't have a genetic predisposition to it can you reverse some of this shit?

>>40644093
Enjoy the partyv& the next time a fed passes your place out of coincidence.

>>40644419
Wat.
Neither improper drone use nor rape are viruses that convert others in the vicinity who use their drones or penises responsibly.

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>>40644601
Don't reply to rere /pol/ baiters, it just entices them to keep shitting up your thread.

>>40644672
>That pic
Wew lad.

>>40643736
>who is taking the pictures....?

She took a camera and set it on a time lapse and threw it into her orbit and waited for it to pass her a few times

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>>40644728
Fucking hell I'm dying, the pics even make sense because the images get closer to her body each time.

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>>40643736
>then who is taking the pictures
NEVER
UNDERESTIMATE
THE
THIRST
Even whales have orbiters. That's the real problem.

>>40637130
If you want to know what DKA is like from someone who experienced it:

I woke up and and soon as I sat upright I vomited into a 2l pitcher. Felt pretty ill so went downstairs to get some oats to settle my stomach. Got some water since I was thirsty, had a piss because I reeeeally needed to go and went back to sleep because I was so god damn tired.

Woke up again, had to throw up again and managed to go to the toilet this time for it. Needed to pee really badly again and gosh I was so thirsty. I felt really gross so decided to have a shower. It was a bath/shower combo so I laid down with the shower on me, put on a 2 hour YouTube mix and fell asleep.

Woke up in the bath with the mix finished, I'd been out for over 2 hours. Sat upright, vomited again but this time it was a dark brownish red colour. This indicated to me something was up.

I rang my housemates since no one was in the house and I was naked in the bathroom freaking out a bit but still extremely sleepy. One of them could tell there was an issue and she called an ambulance.

They arrived and were trying to get me to tell them about my symptoms but I was so dehydrated that the inside of my mouth had dried out. Have you ever tried to speak without moving your lips? They stuck to my teeth and gums because they were that dry. I kept asking for water but would throw up straight after.

Slipping in and out of a coma, I woke up to 3 IVs in my neck, saline, potassium drip and something else. Had a catheter in. 4 day hospital stay.

I'm a type 1 diabetic and this was during final year of university where stress, infection, antibiotics and the weather were all pushing my bloods up and I just wasn't monitoring them since I had so much shit to do.

The fact that type 2s let themselves get to this condition and drive themselves into DKA when they have the chance to reverse the disease makes me so mad. My control is much better now but I'm always going to have it. They waste a perfectly good pancreas.

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>>40644728

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>>40641509
>This isnt how you greentext
>Please tell me this turned out to be fake please

>>40636378
What is wrong with this? She's basically just saying that she's more confident now despite her body.

>>40641705
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJGIMd3_LfY

>>40636572
https://youtu.be/6rS2Xnwsb8E?t=2m30s

>>40644943

She's a massive fat shit, you fucking dullard.

>>40636488
The funny thing is that these women always say that "being thin" is unrealistic and destructive for young girls' self confidence, when in reality, that picture is just the average body for like 80% of 18 year old girls

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>>40636369
CWC what happened to you buddy, what happened to your quest of finding a boyfriend-free girl?

what happened mang

>>40645013
He wanted his sweetheart from the ground up so much, he became her

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>>40645013
So he went from alfa to beta, just because she decided to get fat.

Interesting.

>>40643748
>Body got jewish boys gasping for air like it's 1943
Why did she sit on them?

>>40636629
w-why would they even write an article about fattie being too fat to get out of the bathhub?

>>40643748
Nope, fatso, cheap holocaust jokes don't make you alt-right.
Being redpilled and seeing stuff as-is makes you alt-right. And that starts with seeing your own body for what it is.
Apol edgelords now come in pink-haired body-positive.

>>40639855
KEK/10

>>40645090
I Kekd

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>>40644787
>#stillsingletho

hah

>>40642310
hippos are really cool actually.
they're underwater water buffalo.
Fast, strong, aggressive, live in herds, dangerous.

>>40636369
>AVM. Deliver from evils!

>>40643487
I knew it from it's Portuguese name, 'couve de bruxelas' but got conused by the english.

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>>40643695
>when right-wingers are more left wing and aware of the problems of captialism and consumerism than self-proclaimed lefties
>when I have to share an ideology with these fatties
This is God punishing us for Kronstadt, isn't it? Knew we'd have to pay the fucking piper for that one at some point...

>>40641779
>Sigh
Step in front of a moving bus.

>>40642634
How'd she wind up so fucked in the head with a based dad like that?

>>40642301
man am i glad i'm not fat

>>40643583

It's an episode of freaky eaters, apparently the lardo has eaten nothing, NOTHING, but fried potatoes with cheese since she was fucking four years old. I don't even know how that's nutritionally possible.

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>>40645765
I'm reasonable certain she took multivitamins or was lying, there's no way she actually only ate cheese and potatoes

>>40644228
>Ham antennas
>Tuned anywhere near 2.4ghz/5.whatever
>Taxi whip working well as a jammer
How many watts are you using

>>40644318

That's Linguini you pud, Remmy is the rat.