"You have a BMI of 100."
"ONE HUNDRED...THAT'S PRETTY HIGH..."
There's been a lack of FPH threads lately. We didn't have one for like 3 whole days this past week.... The fuck /fit/
What do I search on youtube? This is gold
That's her husband. They divorced after she lost a lot of weight. It made him mad she wasn't so dependant on him. Last I checked she has a new bf and is sitting around the 170 mark
because i still hav my v-card -_-
>Haven't seen him in 12 months
What did she mean by this?
My cousin is a legit dietician and she buys into Healthy At Every Size *(Registered Trademark)*
HAES is literally a registered trademark, and my cousin is fucking sharing articles on facebook about how "diets are scams by the diet industry to make money"
That said, hate the fat, not the fattie.
To accommodate all my SICK GAINS
The 600 pound episode that aired an hour ago was one of the worst in the entire series. Tanisha was horrific. In two years she went from 600 pounds to like 485 or some horrific shit. DISGUSTING.
she made it IIRC
>hard to tell the blobs apart
>think this is her
>"diets are scams by the diet industry to make money"
Yes, changing your eating habits at no cost to yourself (in some cases saving money) you are giving money to the industry that makes money off diet corporations.
Your cousin should have her license revoked, and degree repo'd.
Look mate, no offence, but I aint buying it. Unless she's into academia, a practicing dietician will have two thirds of her clients looking to lose weight. Fat acceptance retards are a tiny minority of the fat population (at least in Europe) and sure as fuck are not the kind to step into a dietician's office to begin with.
She literally cannot support herself if she holds such beliefs. Imagine a marriage councelor, an expert in repairing broken relstionships, claiming that marriage is a meme and they should just abandon it. Regardless if the statement is right or wrong, you can fucking expect that councelor to end up on the streets FAST.
Either you're lying or your cousin should strongly consider a career strange, mate.
>Look mate, no offence, but I aint buying it.
That's because you're an autistic NEET with no idea what he's talking about.
>a practicing dietician will have two thirds of her clients looking to lose weight.
Yes, and 100% of everyone looking for a house or a car has a "budget". What do you think is more likely to satisfy a fat client, telling them that they need to work hard and make permanent changes to their diet, or telling them that it's OK to be fat? Losing weight isn't complicated, if you're going to a dietician to lose weight it's because you don't put any effort into it and want someone to fix things for you.
> Imagine a marriage councelor, an expert in repairing broken relstionships, claiming that marriage is a meme and they should just abandon it.
Imagine a priest, an expert in piety, telling people it's OK to sin as long as they confess. You can expect that priest to end up in hell, FAST.
>Either you're lying or your cousin should strongly consider a career strange
My cousin doesn't even work as an independent consultant, she works at some nursing home making meal plans for elderly folk.
Woah, easy on the insults, Chad. A priest that has good things to say about Satanism has no job being a priest in the first place. Seeing where I am going with this?
I am and was while I was writing my above post. Hence the academia/two-thirds part, I didn't wish to imply dieticians exist just to spout diet advice.
Again, you do realise dieticians aren't just personal trainer lite edition?
As in, you realise they don't really work in fitness as much as they do clinical settings, you grasp this concept yes?
You do realise you'd be more likely to find Dieticians specialising into e.g. chemo diets, diabetic diets, wound diets, etc? Working in hospitals to advise with intravenous feedings, etc?
Or are you actually this stupid?
This show makes dancing look not fun.
Not even talking about the uglies or the fatties.
I'm talking about how they make dancing looks like more of a chore than V makes gaming look.
It's supposed to be fun.
Oh Tyrone. You gotta kick the habit, my friend.
Yo what the fuck
Try that arm pose urself guise
Shes fucking fat holy fuck HOW THE FUCK UR HAND CAN ONLY REACH THAT PART OF THE STOMACH
what the fuck mates try it urself, it becomes super ridiculous
Oh my god this isthe annoying fat chick from buzzfeed isn't it? She is so unapologetic about how fat she is and makes so many excuses for not doing better. They had a video where a few people trained like the kardashians for a week (Because buzzfeed is trash) they should've had her do it. christ. i hate her so much. she's so ugly. If she didn't work for Buzzfeed she wouldn't be able to do any kind of modeling shit. No one will give a fuck about her when she has to stop working there since eventually everyone gets let go when they get too old.
Actually anon it looks like they contoured her stomach. From the side you can kinda tell. It's not just her pushing her stomach together, they used makeup to give her fake ab for some photoshoot.
Girls do it often for cosplay so it's not really difficult to do either.
people don't think of their normal consumption as their diet.
a diet to them is one of those fad diets that might lose a lbs or 2 and then back to eating like shit
fatties also expect to wake up one day and be pretty, just like how they realized they were fat
I have a similar but a bit diffrent story
>Three years ago i looked like a Auzwichz prisoner, i cried when saw the refletion looking back at me in the mirror
>Now i go to the gym 6 times a week, and i wear speedos on the beach without even thinking about it
Damn. Fatfucks can't even color
High quality food isn't necessarily expensive, though.
Sure there's really pricey stuff but I'd say a lot of the good stuff is dirt cheap and you just need to know how to prepare it.
>"diets are scams by the diet industry to make money"
Yessss I know what will work, we will convince the people to consume LESS food and we will make huge profits!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!! OUR EVIL PLAN CANNOT FAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
because when we were cavemen we would naturally have muscles along with naturally putting on a little bit of fat so we could survive without food until our next hunt. you have zero excuses today though
A waitress I used to work with Was like that. Pear mode, cottage cheese thighs.
We had a food tasting to try new dishes, it was a red lobster. Everyone took 1-2 spoonfuls of each. She took a bowl of pasta with barely any toppings and hjd in a corner to inhale it.
I know because I bumped into her while she did it. She went scarlet and explained she could not enjoy quality, but quantity of food. Its a mental illness.
She sorta made it though. Last photos I saw of her, she had a waist thinner than thighs and chest.
I can kinda relate.
>used to have anorexia
>recovery failure after failure
>finally putting on some weight, not throwing up or counting calories
>steadily gaining weight and on meds, get extremely depressed
>one year later realize I've gained SIXTY pounds (was 92)
>didn't notice because my body had filled out nice
>small waist, big hips, big butt, little tummy but soft and nice
>I kinda liked it, in a different way than I'd ever liked my body before and the bones
>start feeling the effects of extra weight on my body
>realize I'm not as physically active as before
>realize I'm not strong or fit, I'm just some fatty
>back on keto, caloric restriction, and working out
>tfw trying to diet and not go back to old ways
I understand liking a body that others don't. People didn't like me as much skinny as chubby, but I have liked different things about both those bodies. I want to try having a /fit/ body, though. I think it will be just right.
>That said, hate the fat, not the fattie.
I though it's Fat hate thread, not ylul
lol one time this retarded obese cunt had made chili for a group thing and she was all
>You know it's good cause I didn't get this fat eating bad food!
She was probably like 450lbs or so...
Shockingly, the chili was fucking terrible.
You can do it, anon. It's hard to overcome an eating disorder but being healthy and being fit is way better than just being skinny and you won't end up disliking your body like if you hadn't started to work towards being fit.
Good luck anon, I believe in you
How do you become a dietician when you look like that? Jesus.
A few years ago I wanted to get into that field but told myself no one can take me seriously and how can i rightfully help people if i can't change myself?
jesus christ i've heard of having a double chin but a double stomach?
I am Brazilian, though.
That's what we usually eat here in huehuehue land.
Today, for example, I had bread with cheese and tuna, plus water.
If I weren't cutting you could add fruits to that.
But you get the picture.
>probably 20 or so screenshots instead of just saving the damn pic
>"No pleasure is a bad thing in itself, but the things which produce certain pleasures entail disturbances many times greater than the pleasures themselves."
>"Of our desires some are natural and necessary, others are natural but not necessary; and others are neither natural nor necessary, but are due to groundless opinion."
Even the hedonists would be disgusted by that shit.
this beast has a better sex life than you. what's your excuse?
Brussels sprouts. I can sympathize, I wouldn't want to eat that shit either.
Googled it. Apparently it's some sort of cabbage.
Sigh. Fucking hell, now I am angry.
If that thing is in any way similar to cabbage it probably hardly tastes of anything and this disgusting cow acts like that and even goes on to cry.
I am glad fat people have as many health/mental/social problems as they do, because they deserve every last one of them.
Especially worthless fuckers like her.
Are you me?
My grandfather died from diabetes, my father has been borderline for a few years but has been getting better. When I was 20 I was having issues with low blood sugar. Went through some test and they said I don't have diabetes but people like me, older dyels, who get low blood sugar can develop diabetes later in life. I think they said because your pancreas can get worn out or you become insulin resistant. Either way I took the advice the doctors gave me and pretty much switched to whole wheat when I do way carbs and I limit my sugar in take for the most part. I don't want this shit when I get older.
I would have slapped her in the face with that notebook, on that page, insulting her whoriness,
I am not mad tough
I haven't stepped on a scale in years because I know I'll relapse to eating nothing. Now a days I use my measurements to keep track since those don't change as much throughout the day and is a more stable measure. I also used to be fat before as well though, so my nightmare is letting myself become that again. Still have stretch marks on ads and thighs that look like cellulite no matter how fit I get.
>old lady falls over
>can't get up
>husband can't help because auschwitz mode
>stays there for SIX MONTHS
>has what appears to be a stroke in her pons
>turns out nope
>it was yeast
>sedentary for so long and so fat that she developed a yeast infection in her folds
>yeast makes it's way to blood stream
>makes it's way to her brain
>feasts on her sugar rich blood
>literally eats her from the inside out
Non non, anon. It can go both ways. What if they're fat BECAUSE they have health/mental/social problems?
I can relate though. When it comes to green veggies I can eat the leaves just fine, but I can barely bring myself to chew through the stems and stalks.
My stretch marks are a permanent reminder of what a fat stupid manipulative bitch my mother was- that overgrown spoiled best had no business having me and my sister. Ruined both of us with her fatass bs. I want to have mine removed, just a reminder my mother robbed me of ever having a fit beautiful body. Literally never had a chance to live a healthy life and have a truly beautiful body because that bitch. Still struggle with the PCOS she left me with too, shit doesn't go completely away even if you get fit
stretch marks fade with time dude. I have some from puberty on my tits and thighs and they were bright red and purple for a few years but now you'd have to be looking for them to see them.
My older brother who's a twig has them on his back from growing too fast.
Stretch marks don't mean you can't look great. Whining and blaming your mom when you're an adult who should take responsibility for their own actions isnt going to make you happy.
>friend has a huge fat fuck aunt, easily 400 lbs at 5'5"
>aunt lives off of friend's parent's money since she only works 3 days a week if at all
>will call over my friend to her house to help her bring groceries in, if he doesn't she'll leave them there to rot until he brings them in for her
>dependent on her sister(friend's mom) do her laundry and cook her meals most days
>friend and his mom have to buy her healthy groceries since she only buys candy, soda, and deli meat
>is diabetic but destroys a grocery store cake by herself in one sitting regularly
I'm not sure how she's even alive.
>what is Weight Watchers, Jenny Craig, Atkins, Slim Fast, etc...
When people refer to 'diets' in this way, they're not just talking about adjusting their habits, they're talking about these scam programs promoted by companies to sell magazines and memberships. This is why fat people say '90% of diets fail', because these are the shit diets that stupid fat people try. This is absolutely an example of a diet industry selling misinformation to idiots and fucking over the country by confusing the public.
>Coworkers constantly buy Candy and leave it on my desk despite me telling them I'm dieting and I don't want that shit since my sweat tooth has been my biggest cancer in getting fit
>To the point where if I moved it off my desk it'd appear again the moment I went to do some work because "It's for the memory of someone who use to work here"
>Start taking pieces of candy when I go on break and just start smashing them in my fist or stomp them when I go outside
>One of them tells me I'm wasting candy
>Tell them that it's going in the trash no matter what, but I'm not putting it through my body first
>Get called weird
Is it really that weird t smash candy?
i didn't know how bad it was until i realized i could literally grab my ass from that pose and she can't pass her mid stomach
The thing is the Candy WAS there because of an old coworker I didn't know who died from cancer. Basically as a memorial to them. I asked them to move it somewhere else and they won't because "that was "there" spot"
Then I see pictures of the guy and he was a fat little goblin who died because he probably wouldn't stop eating candy.
Fuck that shit. I'm not going the way he did.
A clinic. I basically help with computer stuff and paperwork.
Hold up though. Weight watchers and Atkins aren't terrible diet programs. Weight Watchers is actually a great introductory program for recovering fatties. It's a support group, they have recipes available, and they teach counting calories slowly through a points system. It's just expensive as fuck and a lot of their packaged foods (Ever see a branded pack of snack cakes with weight watchers on em? Yeah) are garbage.
Atkins is okay for a basic beginners diet since it's just a low carb diet with a different name.
Jenny Craig wasn't a diet it was a meal plan if i'm not mistaken. They'd send you the food you eat (Like medifast, whcih my mom's tried. she lost a lot of weight on it but it's STUPID expensive and she's to afraid to just count the calories on her own or follow a free meal plan online.)
Slim fast is just babby's first protein shake.
Diets that i've seen:
Any variation of a "cleanse" diet. Your body doesn't need to be cleansed it does that on it's own. It's just a form of fasting, but stupider
Cabbage soup diet or any diet that restricts you to only a couple of foods
can't think of anymore actually.
Any way you can talk to HR or a manager about getting them to stop? Especially since it seems like a bit of a waste of time on everyone's part to keep doing it and kinda harassment.
Well to be fair, alot of aquariums do have hippo exhibits.
The fuckers spend like 75% of their lives in water.
Yeah I mean, just bring a box/bag to store the candies whenever you see them. They waste money, you get to have free candies for halloween or whatever festivities you have. Unless you're worried that you might give in to your sweet tooth, in which case just continue what you're doing. Besides, it's your workspace now. And remember that people calls others weird for inane shit all the time.
I knew the body cleansed itself, and bever bought into the whole "cleanse pounds of rotting waste from your body!" bullshit, but let me tell you lads, since I've begun eating better and drinking exclusively water, tea (not the sugar drinks, real tea) and black coffee, every so often I will have absolutely rancid diarrhea. Is this my body purging itself of the waste from processed foods?
See I asked a similar question recently and from what I was told, it's a lack of fiber in your diet. For me, I was afraid to eat any carbs even healthy ones, and it resulted in some rancid soupy shits. Last night I ate quinoa with dinner and i haven't shit yet which is a good sign but can kinda feel I'm going to soon and it already feels better.
omfg there was a fat lady at the gas station getting lottery tickets with socks on that were like, being overlapped by cankle fat.
i'd never seen it up close like that, I was disgusted.
she had a cane, but it was clearly just because of her weight.
Yeah, it's definitely the arm.
Certainly a reasonable response to a reasonable question. I still eat oats and frequently eat loads of spinach. Perhaps I'll up the fiber intake. Of course, you wouldn't have known that, so I won't drop some random insult based off nothing, I ready feel great about myself so it's not necessary. Have a great day, and thanks for the advice!
As a bondage enthusiast and a hedonist, I can tell you I'm disgusted.
Strongfat dom men is okay, but fat bitches go bottom just to feel something through the thick layer of fat they cling to, and it's pathetic.
Psyllium husks are good for solidifying the stool too, just be sure to drink the proper amount of water with them otherwise they can actually block you up they absorb so much liquid.
I hate that shit too.
Some people are genetically predisposed to hate them. According to my gf, who studies genetics in college. We both hate that shit so she could just be makin shit up.
>have second instagram account strictly for my hobby
>post, follow, like, and look at things only directly connected
>body positivity and feminism post still 1/4 of my discover page
instagram is shoving fat people in my face and there's nothing I can do about it
They have a different idea of "must read" than I do, just that headline is enough to make me laugh and I don't think there's anything else that needs to be said about that fat fuck.
A lot of diets ARE scams, though. Anything not based on input vs output of calories is basically bullshit. All this paleo diet, gluten-free bullshit is just a ploy to make people buy more expensive foods for their shitty meme diets. At least the damn gluten free fad has the benefit of making GF food more available for people who need it.
>Fat acceptance retards are a tiny minority of the fat population
I disagree, while the organizations and names we mock here on /fit/, HAES for example, aren't widely known a large portion (teehee) of fat people will repeat similar bullshit if asked about the issue. They'll claim they can't lose weight, how their family is "just big" or how they have a slow metabolism or whatever.
Here in the U.S. nutrition education is basically non-existent, large swathes of the population don't even know what calories are. The biggest thing schools stress in health classes is a "balanced" diet, so we have a nation of people that think they'll be fine so long as they eat carrots and broccoli with their mondo burger and fries. To make matters worse we have snake oil salesmen like Dr. Oz and Oprah running around trying to sell magic beans that "melt fat" and have legions of people swearing it works even though they're all still fat as fuck.
FUCK RC FAGGOTS
I have a dedicated jamming antenna on my balcony just to fuck you faggots off.
I swear nothing is more annoying that buzzing drones in front of my god damn window. Even worse are the ones that just hover with cameras, that shit needs to be regulated.
Make your own.
Get an old Mororola HAM antenna. Id doesn't have to be legit antenna the ones taxi drives used to use works too since its basically the same coupling. And its like a dollar at the dump.
Get a frequency generator.
Dedicated ones are a bit more expensive since they broadcast on all channels all the time. But getting a cheapo one RC guys use for testing (or you know fly their buzz dildos) for 20 $ and getting it to cycle through all the channels with a IC or arduino or whatever is cheaper but takes a bit of skill.
Rig it together and watch those fuckers fall out of the sky.
Eventually they think its some sort of supernatural anomaly and just leave your block alone
If there's a better image to light a fire under someone to lose weight, this is it.
>t. fat fuck down 10lbs since Jan. 1st. 40 more to go for goal weight.
Also, my dad is morbidly obese and prediabetic IIRC but still doesn't want to have anything to do with nutritiion. My whole family is overweight, even(I'm 5'9 200 and somehow the least overweight), though they go to the gym sporadically and do a bit of cardio.
Atkins is just a branded ketogenic diet that has relaxed it's standards since Dr. Atkins died. And a lot of Atkins branded product contain maltitol, which is metabolized like sucrose but excluded from "net carbs". Fake af.
I don't fly my stuff around residential neighborhoods. Most of us don't. Nice sperg out, though.
Don't reply to rere /pol/ baiters, it just entices them to keep shitting up your thread.
Fucking hell I'm dying, the pics even make sense because the images get closer to her body each time.
>then who is taking the pictures
Even whales have orbiters. That's the real problem.
If you want to know what DKA is like from someone who experienced it:
I woke up and and soon as I sat upright I vomited into a 2l pitcher. Felt pretty ill so went downstairs to get some oats to settle my stomach. Got some water since I was thirsty, had a piss because I reeeeally needed to go and went back to sleep because I was so god damn tired.
Woke up again, had to throw up again and managed to go to the toilet this time for it. Needed to pee really badly again and gosh I was so thirsty. I felt really gross so decided to have a shower. It was a bath/shower combo so I laid down with the shower on me, put on a 2 hour YouTube mix and fell asleep.
Woke up in the bath with the mix finished, I'd been out for over 2 hours. Sat upright, vomited again but this time it was a dark brownish red colour. This indicated to me something was up.
I rang my housemates since no one was in the house and I was naked in the bathroom freaking out a bit but still extremely sleepy. One of them could tell there was an issue and she called an ambulance.
They arrived and were trying to get me to tell them about my symptoms but I was so dehydrated that the inside of my mouth had dried out. Have you ever tried to speak without moving your lips? They stuck to my teeth and gums because they were that dry. I kept asking for water but would throw up straight after.
Slipping in and out of a coma, I woke up to 3 IVs in my neck, saline, potassium drip and something else. Had a catheter in. 4 day hospital stay.
I'm a type 1 diabetic and this was during final year of university where stress, infection, antibiotics and the weather were all pushing my bloods up and I just wasn't monitoring them since I had so much shit to do.
The fact that type 2s let themselves get to this condition and drive themselves into DKA when they have the chance to reverse the disease makes me so mad. My control is much better now but I'm always going to have it. They waste a perfectly good pancreas.
>This isnt how you greentext
>Please tell me this turned out to be fake please
The funny thing is that these women always say that "being thin" is unrealistic and destructive for young girls' self confidence, when in reality, that picture is just the average body for like 80% of 18 year old girls
CWC what happened to you buddy, what happened to your quest of finding a boyfriend-free girl?
what happened mang
So he went from alfa to beta, just because she decided to get fat.
Nope, fatso, cheap holocaust jokes don't make you alt-right.
Being redpilled and seeing stuff as-is makes you alt-right. And that starts with seeing your own body for what it is.
Apol edgelords now come in pink-haired body-positive.
>when right-wingers are more left wing and aware of the problems of captialism and consumerism than self-proclaimed lefties
>when I have to share an ideology with these fatties
This is God punishing us for Kronstadt, isn't it? Knew we'd have to pay the fucking piper for that one at some point...
It's an episode of freaky eaters, apparently the lardo has eaten nothing, NOTHING, but fried potatoes with cheese since she was fucking four years old. I don't even know how that's nutritionally possible.
I'm reasonable certain she took multivitamins or was lying, there's no way she actually only ate cheese and potatoes
>literally says her genetics are bad
>"how dare he say my genetics are bad!"
>"500 calories a day"
>"bullshit calories in calories out argument"
Alright, I've been successfully baited
I fucking hate this webcomic. Dude just wallows and celebrates how disgusting he is. There's a certain threshold of self-degrading humor where eventually it just becomes pathetic and unfunny, and this comic passed that point long ago.
My buddy's constantly sending me these despite how much I tell him I hate it, and I honestly think it's turning him into a neckbeard.
Whomp is pretty funny.
The fuck outta here.