>Your body is so sexy, i like muscular men

Thank you. I like your massive tits and somewhat hourglass-shaped figure

>>40634804
"Thanks, so do I. So we should stop talking."

>>40634836
>hourglass-shaped
i think you mean snow globe

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>>40634804
o-ok..

Uhmm..

Your hair looks like it smells good

>>40634855
Nigga I said somewhat god damn

>>40634836
I can't tell where the middle part of the hourglass is on her? (there isn't one)

>>40634804
And I like muscular roid chicks. I guess we are kinda into the same things!

>>40634852
I am trying this at my friends birthday party saturday
>implying i'll ever get mired

>>40634804
I hate fat chicks

>>40634852
no homo tho

joke's on you idiot she isn't talking to me because I'm still fat

I know it took years to put on but I was thinking after a year of hard work I'd look different in the mirror

everyone else gushes over how "skinny" I've gotten but they don't see what's under the shirts

>>40634804
"wanna fug :DDD?"

>>40634804
If she says that you're basically golden. I'd basically just cross my arms and say something like "deal or no deal"
I would love to kiss her

I can't, going to play cs with my mates in Germany later

Thank you! I think your cleft chin is cute.

>>40634926
>I'd basically just cross my arms and say something like "deal or no deal"
uhmmm..

>>40634926
Yea don't do that

>>40634926
>I'd basically just cross my arms and say something like "deal or no deal"
what?
What is with the autistic comments on here these past few days?

*flexes a 'cep*

>>40634852
>/fit/

>covered in skin cancer
INSTANTLY DROPPED

>ground breaks

>>40634926
Fucking Howie Mandel

>>40634926
You should flex a 'cep first, then ask her if she wants the ol' lickeroo.

Man is there a better feeling than lifting her fat thighs and pounding that porklet until she sweats gallons and leaks buckets from her fat pssy

>>40634926
THIS, is how a meme is born, not that forced, flex a cep shit

>>40635019
It's literally the same guy

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>>40634926
How many grapes did she eat before complimenting you. This is pertinent information, you should be making a spreadsheet.

>>40634926
/fit/ is the most autistic board confirmed

>>40634804
>ugly face
>even uglier body
Why even answer

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>>40634926
>I'd basically just cross my arms and say something like "deal or no deal"
>I would love to kiss her
nigger, you what?

>>40634926
>deal or no deal
Before or after you flex a 'cep?

>>40634926
Jesus Christ, I don't even know which one of those sentences I should quote and laugh about since they're all so fucking austic

>>40635028
It's gotta be, right?

>>40634926
>ywn be this advanced

>>40635097
bwahahaa fuck I love /fit/ you guys are great

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>>40634926
>I'm just a lucky guy
>flex a 'cep
>I'd basically just cross my arms and say something like "deal or no deal"
what is with all of the cringeposting on this board lately??

>>40634804
>"ok."

But I'm only 5'6

>>40634926
its good except for the crossing your arms like a coward part

>>40634804
I want to fuck her, even though she's fat.

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>>40634926
Put me in the screen cap

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>>40634864
This

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>>40634926
always unique totally interesting sometimes mysterious

>>40635150
That's because you are desperate. Get your dick wet asap and this degenerate urge will go away.

>>40635136
Exactly! Yea hands on hips might be better.

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>>40635197

>>40635242
yeah it is. In my opinion best option is to shake her hand. Gotta get that physical contact.

>>40634804
Hnnnng ride me mommy.

>>40634926

lol

>>40634804
I'm about to go on a rampage and murder every single fucking retarded cunt that has a belly button piercing.

>>40635255
Nice. Good call, I'll try that next time I'm farming.

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>>40634926

I would love to kiss with her

>>40635031
Kek I forgot about that thread

>>40634804
Thank you. You're not bad yourself. Let's fuck because I'm not low test.

>rabbit teeth
>dimpled chin
not even if i was drunk

>>40635373
>needing to fuck a whale
>not low test
Pick one, faggot.

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>>40634926
>trying this hard to be the next le fani autist
>mfw all these retards think post is legit

>>40635373
pretty good. just drop the because part

>>40634926
>people taking this bait
Wow

>>40635445
you must be really smart to notice it is a bait when so many people have not.

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>>40634926
>"deal or no deal"

>>40634804
if she lost weight she would be a 10/10

>>40634926

Truly patrician

flex a 'cep is plebeian garbage

>>40635392

The purpose of a man going to the gym is to please fat women.

>>40634926
Oh Shit, here we go again

>>40635570
Agreed. That first guy was definitely autist

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>>40634926
Deal or no deal.

>>40634804
This girl is pump and dump material brehs

>>40635783

I'd say she's worth a couple of dates, minimum.

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>>40634926
Where is SIR when we need him most?

>>40634804
Nothing wrong with a slam pig every now and again.

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>>40634926
>this autism

>>40635917
The memories just flooded back

>>40635613

Seriously. If you are physically weak, you cannot please the fat ones.

>>40634953
>deal or no deal
>flex a 'cep

kek

>>40635246
Fat - Always
Slut - Out of necessity
Victim - Of the patriarchy

>>40634926
Would you flex a cep?

>>40634926
here we go again.

God, Ellie Roe / Raphaella Lily has one of the sexiest bodies ever to me. I even love her fucked up british teeth for some reason.

>>40636294

Is she really British? I love foreign fatties!

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>>40634926
Smooth.

>>40636342
She does porn too

>>40636370

All in all, she's a dream.

>>40634926
Goddammit
Put me in the screencap

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>>40634926

>>40636424
No it works

>>40634926
SIR we have new material! SIR!

After the abysmal 2016 strip this, *braaap* and "flex a 'cep" we're on track for the 2017 becoming a good one.

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>>40634926
Just put me in the screenshot, pham.

>>40634953
I think its a new meme

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>>40634926

>you're a mess without support, make up and hair spray
>do some laps you fat whap

>>40634926
i think its the same guy being this autistic all the time

>>40637177
thank god he's here

>>40634926
this is the reason why /fit/ has no gf

>>40634873
>it's what's on the inside that counts
it's her pyloric sphincter

>>40634926
>not flexing the cep

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>>40634926
>deal or no deal

>>40634926
someone besides me with too much time on their hands go through and cap this with the best of the replies please

I usually do caps but I'm sick

>>40637287
This. Please senpai

>>40634926
Jesus Christ...at least I finally get to be in the screencap,also this better be in the next comic SIR

>>40634804
FUCK OFF FATTY RRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>40634804
I'd fug her tbqh famalam

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>>40634804

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>>40634926

>>40635019
faggot

>>40634804
take that bra off, i need some protein

>>40637919
put "pls kiss me" somewhere on there and you're golden

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>>40634864

>>40637919
Holy shit saved.

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>>40637961
thx senpai

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>>40634926
And then she stroke your jimbo.

>>40637972
well if you're going to do it with an asterisk then you'll need another one at the end of the second "deal"

and I'd put it below

>>40637518
sure...but you would also fuck a knothole in wood if you thought it wouldn't put up any resistance...

>>40634926
Forced as fuck

How many of those replies are samefagging?

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>>40637984
so hard to please

>>40634926
JUST

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>>40638005
Now it's art

>>40634926
*tips*

>>40634804
BBBBBBRAAAAAAAPPP.. sniff sniff... quite strong arome of.. sniff sniff... pancakes with layer of tomato sauce... yes very good indeed... sniff..

>>40634855
Underrated.

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>>40634926
>I'd basically just cross my arms and say something like "deal or no deal"

Jesus christ end yourself

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>>40634926
Honestly, what did he mean by this?

>>40638072
Subtlety is an art.

>>40634873
more in her, stop eating stuff fatty

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>>40634926
>>>40634935 >>40634949 >>40634953 >>40634988 >>40634992 >>40635019 >>40635031 >>40635033 >>40635047 >>40635064 >>40635076 >>40635097 >>40635114 >>40635136 >>40635159 >>40635197 >>40635270 >>40635305 >>40635437 >>40635445 >>40635480 >>40635570 >>40635650 >>40635701 >>40635816 >>40635917 >>40636079 >>40636207 >>40636360 >>40636388 >>40636424 >>40636648 >>40636692 >>40636807 >>40637177 >>40637210 >>40637237 >>40637277 >>40637287 >>40637404 >>40637919 >>40637983 >>40638002 >>40638025 >>40638063 >>40638323 >>40638457
>>40634926
>this is all it takes to bait average /fit user
basicly, just write some random stupid shit and youll have a screencap done on you

>>40638323
LOL that NYPD car in the background.

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>>40634926
You have been fishing for days now, give it a break.

>>40634926
AUTISMO

I have a nice place where you can sit on my face

>>40634804
Your disease is chronic! I love females with diabetes


No. Fat. Chicks.

>>40635445
>>40638812

OK, but even if it was bait, it was so subtle and funny, qualities that has been largely absent on 4chan trolling for years now.

So go fuck yourself for not enjoying it.

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>>40634926
> deal or no deal

Man. I didn't think you could top flex a 'cep, but you proved me wrong, autismo!

>>40637987

I don't give a shit if it puts up resistance or not, as long as it doesn't call the cops.

>>40634930
underrated

>>40634926

Jesus died for this

>>40634930
Top kek, anon

>>40634926
>I think I'm just gonna keep my box to myself Howie
>walks away from autism

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>>40634804
Should I go for it /fit/

>pic related

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>>40639479

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>>40634926

>>40634904
I know your pain, Anon. I was once 240lbs and after a year I dropped down to 150lbs.
Years later I am still a skinny fat. I should have lifted weights sooner.

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>>40639479
fixed*

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>>40639479
4d gains

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>>40639479
This bitch got enough room for another pair of eyes inbetween there

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>>40639479
fixed for real

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>>40634926
Everyday we stray further from the light of God.

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>>40639479
really fixed

>>40634926
All this samefagging to pretend this was funny.
No wonder why everyone hates people who use 4chan.

>>40638895
How about realize it wasnt really funny and just stop posting a response every 60 seconds

Thanks but im already seeing someone (im not but i hate fat chicks and wouldn't be out right mean)

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>>40634926
I'm impressed by your autism and would like to join your squad.

>>40634869

It's not tho, senpai

>>40640541
Welcome aboard anon

Epic thr3ad f3llow redit tors

>>40634804
I like soft women with no cellulite.

>>40634953
>autistic comments
>past few days
How long have you been here?

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>>40634926
Excuse me

>>40639479
>eye distance: 4 miles away

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>>40637287
>>40637370

>>40644308
thanks, I'll post this on reddit now.

>>40634804
Does she have a name? For FPH threads of course haha what else guys

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>>40634926
Not again!

What's up Fat Dennings.

>>40634804
I unironically want to fugg her

>>40643753
i haha'd

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>>40634804

>butt chin

Gas it

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>>40634926
Include me in the screencap

How has this thread not been fucking deleted yet lol

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>>40634926

>>40636386
>>40636342
>>40636294

You should look up Goddess Victoria, she does videos similar to Ellie. And I prefer her accent and slightly better teeth

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>>40634926

>>40634804
Fat chicks rarely look like this when naked

>>40645681
Sadly I would know.

>>40634804

Yeah my arms are almost as big as your front teeth now....

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>>40634926
>deal or no deal

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>>40634926
>deal or no deal

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>>40634926
Off yourself

>>40634926
Fit ladies and gentlemen

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>>40634926
>"Your body is so sexy, i like muscular men"
>Flex a cep*
>"deal or no deal?"

>>40638812
shut the fuck up you fag its funny

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>>40635246
ftfy

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>>40647915
>flex a cep

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>>40644308

>>40634804

Wanna go back to my place and chat over some alcohol?

That's how you do it, she's really not that bad but the alcohol helps for all the just in cases

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>>40634926
>deal or no deal

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>>40638005

>>40634926
I'm actually an autist and I'm not that autistic.
congrats.

>>40634926
oh boy reddit

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>>40634926
>I would love to kiss her

>>40634804
Y-you too

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>>40634926

>>40638323
he did

>>40639479
Ayy lmao