Cocoon mode survival thread.

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My best (only) friend is moving away and I'm stuck living in a hardcore conservative area where they want to make it illegal for me to use the women's locker room lol. Idk if this counts as cocoon mode because idk what is cocoon mode

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>>40634664

>>40634664
Op here. I'd be your friend or workout with you or whatever, but I doubt our respective conservative shit holes are the same place

>>40634664
non american here, what's that pumpkin spice supposed to mean?

>>40634733
like pumpkin pie flavored

>>40634780
I obviously get that but what's that supposed to reference?

>>40634814
hahahahaha oh, it's like a stereotype for white girls to be like super into pumpkin spice flavored things.

>>40634814
In America we've seen this funny push in commercialism where every autumn companies release seasonal flavors of things. Big one is starbucks with their pumpkin spice latte, but like beer companies do it too with pumpkin beers. And it's just everywhere.

And it works particularly well on white girls, or that's the stereotype anyway. White girls do sometimes get super excited when the lattes come out. Like yay artificial flavorings marking the change of seasons!

>>40634888
Cool, now post boipucci.

>>40634839
>>40634888
i see
is that a recent idea or a "traditional" stereotype?

>>40634664
pls fuck off

>>40634603

- Eat clean. Cook all your own meals.
- Barbell strength training.
- HIIT
- LISS
- Meditate
- No Fap
- No Gaming

Do this for 6 to 18 months. Come out of it a beast.

>>40634918
relatively recent. like started maybe a decade ago.

>>40635000
If your hell-hole happens to be in Oklahoma we should meet up

>>40635000
Nice trips.

But seriously, just like jam a finger up in there and snap a pic with your phone. I'll wait.

>>40635000
>>40635026
>second

>>40634888
Pumpkin beer is fuckin awesome any time of the year.

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>>40634888

>>40635865
>>40635880
agree! i like the pumpkick from new belgium xD

>>40635927
Can you please stop posting on this website.

>>40635927
>using xD unironically

What the fuck are you even doing nigger

>>40635927
boipucci pls

>>40634664
exact opposite problem here, living in what is essentially the Brooklyn of the Midwest complete with a high concentration of vegans and a bunch of future "well educated" fast food workers

>>40636145
is the brooklyn of the midwest chicago or stlouis?

>>40636177
fairfield iowa.

>>40636177
chicago or st louis are relevant enough to warrant calling by name this < 10,000 people town? not so much.

>>40636177
Chicago.