Could /fit/ take on a silverback gorilla in a bare fist fight?
Easily, just gouge the eyes and use a takedown and then choke it out.
>>40630654
Only if I've had
>that first sip of the day
it would really depend on 2 factors, one, being fast enough to dodge an angry gorilla and put it in a chokehold, and two, being big enough to be able to hold down a gorilla.
Personally I coudn't because im not big enough, and it could probably tear my arms off, but if there was some huge dude and he learned judo or jewjistu it probably could work.
>>40630654
With 16oz boxing gloves on, I'd knock this nigga out. SUWOOP SKRT SKRT SKRT
Obviously, bro. Gorillas are fucking pussies, have you ever met one?
>Anyone actually thinking they can take on a gorilla.
Chimpanzees, which are significantly smaller than humans, can easily kill anyone here. A gorilla would literally destroy you while playing.
>>40630654
>All of us
>Together
>The end of /fit/ may come
>But it is not this day.
>>40630654
WHAT YOU LOOKING AT PUNK I WILL TEAR YOU APART
>>40631107
No. No person without a shitton of weapons can beat a gorilla. There is absolutely 0% chance of beating a gorilla in a fistfight. They are superior in almost every single way.
>>40630654
I think that given brass knuckles, maybe a male human with fighting skills in the top 0.001% could potentially have a decent shot at knocking the silverback out, given they can get a cheap shot in at the outset of the fight.