So I /fit/ I was getting my dick sucked by my usual escort the

In that pic, either he's not tall or she's not short.

Prostitutes and fitizens are a perfect match...

"Yeah suck my dick bitch, I'm alpha...
...
.. but eh, what do you think about my height?"

whore: "it's not an issue"

fitizen "I beleive you..."

Girls treat tall guys as accessories, they like to 1up their friends by telling them how much taller their boyfriend is.

t.6'7 dating a 5'3 girl

I find it funny desu

>>40626881
Funny to be reduced to a mere accessory?

Body types who are accessorized...
Fat girls
Black guys
tall guys
women

Enjoy your manlet status.

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>>40626836

>>40626923
>body types
>black guys

haha this is a funny list

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>implying the opposite isn't superior

>>40628787
>I never get to be the little spoon

You can be the alpha of alphas...sometimes you want someone to hold *you.*

>>40626656
>Bout to get my cock sucked by a whore in exchange for money
>Y-you don't mind if I'm only 5'6 do you?
Never once have I kekd like this.

>>40626656
Female here.

Height doesn't matter at all. My bf is 6'7" but desu it's a nuisance...

You have to still be taller then her when she's in 6" heels with her hair up