These Are Things That Motivate Me

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Eat the shrimps up and spit em back out, I'm the hottest mother fucker in the north and the south

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I might buy a houseboat.

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is captcha store fronts so google cars know not to crash into them?

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Aight I'm going to post some of those coffee girls and then I'm out unless anyone else wants to get ITT

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Later friends

>>40626098
that sounds really nice anon.

>>40626193
Fagget who lifts so he can pay to fuck a whore ...

>>40626107
jesus christ this is peak woman attractiveness level for ME

>>40626184
>homegym
>will never go to a gym and find a cute fit black haired girl
Fug life

>>40626269

why did she delete her insta

WHY GOD WHY

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>>40626681
Yeah man I think it'd be a sweet vacation spot.

>>40626690
How would lifting get me money to pay for a whore?

>>40626980
I didn't know there was one. That's a bummer.

>>40626098
WHO IS THIS?!?!?!?

>>40627549
ANSWER ME!

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>>40626061
Is there some magic number of plates that I can lift to get a grill like this, or is the number of 0s in my bank account more important?

>>40626184
Yea, the signs are for cars too. When it's more rare stuff like shelves and stairs you can just pick any three squares to foil captcha.
Not on my watch skynet

>>40626087
literal goddess. how is it even fair for this woman's body to exist

>>40627636
The 1s and 0s in your head are the most important

Unfortunately you only have 0s

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>>40627707
I know this.
>Match with qt on POF
>Realize if we did meet up she would just be bored by me
>Even if we did get into bed she would be underwhelmed and would not want to meet again
>Don't even bother message
>She unmatched after a day
>Repeat

>>40626056
>My senpai comes to the gym with me
>Is really proud of me for my gainz
>Go out with friends
>He picks me up and is kind of intimate with me
>Lifting makes senpai find me more attractive

That's all the motivation I need.

>>40626069
I'd lick the sweat off her shoulders

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>>40626056
>>40626080
>>40626087
>>40626107
>>40626184
name of this girls?

>>40626193
BRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPP

>>40628187
>>40626184
Only know Stephanie Davis.

>>40626107
Name???????

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This is why I lift

>>40629670
Katya Elise Henry

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Are women as soft as they all seem to look?

>>40629979

Yes.

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>>40629982
That makes everything seem even more painful.

>>40626193
Sauce?

>>40629979
Physically yes
Emotionally? Not so much. Or at all.

>>40630159

just looks nasty when you take away the illusion creating bikini bottom straps.

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>>40627636
it's the amount of zeros in the bank account in your mind.

you don't talk to women, or you talk to women like a fucking moron or you talk to women like you don't want to eventually sex them.

this means you will never sex a woman

GOD DAMN I fucking hate women

>>40630139
>>40630086
Disgusting

Is she melting?

>>40627798
>Online dating
It doesn't matter to me what anyone says about it. The only way I'm meeting grills is in real life

>>40630424
That's what we call a nigger anon.

>>40630241
Fuck off faggot

>>40629903
best itt

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This is why I lift

>>40626261
>>40626269
>>40626991
need name for this cockgoddess breh

that short hair is piff

>>40630818
lol curlbro

>>40626131
So catcurls are ok but catcalls aren't?

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>>40626248
>>40626229
>>40626217
>>40626201
do you have a name on this girl? Looks like my old work crush/oneitis...

>>40629903
A cross eyed twink?

>>40626107
Disgusting