Coffee

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>>40625833

>>40625833
>>40625880
I hate this forced fucking meme but this made me laugh

>>40625893
>on 4chan
>complains about forced memes

>>40625833
Decaf only. But yeah, every moring.

>>40625833
>look at me im an adult who cant function without stimulants! Its so cool we all share the same great habit (: . Hahaha #adultlifeeee right. So hard! So tired !!! Hahaha its proudening to be a part of the sip crewww :D

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>>40627917
Sips 4 'ceps, bruh.

>>40627944
>needs stimulants to workout "intense" and be productive
Literally manchildren.
Hows it feel being so low test?

>>40627891
It's not a forced meme. Monster jews are shilling their shit here

>>40628140
>>40628351
*sips fedora*

Hello fellow /Sipians/, there were a few R A R E sips posted yesterday ( one of which was the infamous jap sip ) and I am trying to add to my folder.

It would be appreciated if you could post your R A R E sips!

>>40627917
>proudening

hahahahahahaahahah

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>>40627917
>he's never sipped
It's OK, you can be a sip boy. You don't have to actually try one of those scary sips.

>>40629513
There are three in that thread now, and those are the only foreign sips (other than the european ones that just say "ULTRA" instead of "ZERO ULTRA," but you see those all the time) that I've ever seen.

>>40625833
Sipping some french press right now mane. Feels good.

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>>40629605
Coffee from a French press is dope as hell, but it's not as crisp and refreshing as
>that first sip of the day

>>40625833
Drinking some right now, mate.

>>40625833
I drink my coffee.

>>40625833
Coffee
>Black if it's higher quality
>Splash of whole milk if it isn't
Energy drinks
>NOS
Monsters are too sweet.

1-2 pots of coffee per day
per pot of coffee:
>4 packets of sucralose
>heavy cream
>whipped cream
>dark chocolate shavings (94%)
It's a keto

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>>40630407
>Monsters are too sweet

>>40630587
>sucralose
how can something not sugar be sweet though???!1

>>40630598
>too sweet
>too

>>40630612
>people have subjective opinions on what is excessive
WOooWWWOOOWWWWWWWW

>>40630598
Sucralose is the sciencey name for cane/beet sugar you mongoloid.

>>40630636
You are literally retarded, sucralose is aspartame but with a different chemical.

>>40630587
What's your point? Artificial sweeteners actually taste way sweeter than regular sugar or HFCs

>>40629513
i used to drink quite a few korean sips last year when i lived there, but sadly now im back in land of the sipp and home of the succ

>>40630632
>people get fussy when they think someone was implying that their opinions are bad but was actually just pointing out the fact that monster also makes a zero-sugar drink

>>40625833
Nice dubs,

This just proves Coffee is the ultimate sips, unless you're a teenager or something. Drinking coffee right now, sipping away until about noon everyday. My first cup I take a splash of milk, black for the remainder of the day.

Bout to go have a cup right now, but I remember the time I tried those white sips once when I was vulnerable in the morning after a night of drinking.
>Remember walking into my room and walking to my computer
>Phone call from best friend saying he's back in town
>Hang up get back on computer
>Play some gamez for 5 minutes
>Realize that conversation never happened
>Sitting in awe
>It was definitely the sips
>Now I just buy them for the first sip then dip

>>40631103
S I P B O Y S

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>>40625833
My brand
>Great price
>Great quality. Best pre ground imo

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I need a recommendation on some good coffee to drink black

Bonus points for kcup

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Don't drink coffee.

It makes you weak and dependent in the morning
A caffeine addict with coffee feels as much awake as a person who doesn't use caffeine feels all the time
They need coffee to normalize

>>40631762
Not true. You stabilize after a time and then one to two cups=normal and anything after is increasing the buzz. I stabilized like less than a year into coffee and it hasn't grown at all since.

>>40631663
>Kcup
Those suck if you have a proper habit. Lol one cup at a time!? I don't have time for that nigger efficiency.

>>40631817
>You stabilize after a time and then one to two cups=normal
Exactly
So why bother
It's even harder to wake up and get started because "Lol I just need mah 2 cups to be human"

>>40630437
that's alot of coffee brother. How's the blood pressure. I drink alot of coffee, not that much. But occasionally I do.

high blood pressure at 30 been high since mid 20s..

>>40631847
Because everything after those two cups makes you amped and Superman mode. And it's cheap. Put it to you this way
>HS me without a pot of coffee = c in geometry (lmao fucking brainlet I know)
>College me on a pot of coffee = A in statistics
I simply cannot function properly without it. Before or after the habit formed.

>>40630636
White sugar is sucrose not sucrALose. Sucralose is an artificial sweetener sold under the brand name Splenda.

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>>40628351

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FUCK MONSTER ULTRA!! I feel for the meme, guys. From the first sip I was hooked. My apartment is covered in old sip cans. My wife is worried and has had serious conversations with me about my sip addiction. I sip every day and if I don't I can't stay awake. I fell alseep at work today at my desk because I'd only had the one sip, and that's not enough caffeine for me anymore. Help. Seriously help this is not a joke... I feel like a sip right now. Help.

>>40625833
I sip 4 cups a day
>two in the morning
>two in the afternoon

>>40632049
>I drink two sips in the morning
>I drink two sips at night
>I drink two sips in the afternoon and it make me feel alright
>I drink two sips two sips in time of peace
>And two in time of war
>I drink two sips before I drink two sips
>And then I drink two more

>>40632113
Lel.

>>40632011
If you're not meming right now, just deload your caffeine my dude. You can build a tolerance to caffeine really quickly, but you can get rid of that tolerance really fast too. Just take a week off of caffeinated products. You'll feel like garbage for a little while but, typically within about 6-9 days, you'll go back to baseline levels and be able to benefit from caffeine at lower doses again

>>40632011
You're getting really good at this.

>>40632158
Not meming. Problem is I'm working and studying at the same time, and 6-9 days of feeling sleepy and not being able to do my work means getting fired and failing school... any way to keep the energy up? I mean I'll gladly power through feeling like shit, as long as I can fucken stay awake...

>>40632683
meth

>>40632006
Yup, it's a shill.

>>40631878
100% healthy, apparently 5 cups (1 pot) per day is generally agreed safe by the medical community

but I'm 22

>>40631847
Because it tastes good? It's an acquired taste, but it's become such a part of my morning routine that even the smell of it brewing wakes me up immensely.

>>40634205
>tfw don't wake up early enough to drink coffee before I need to leave

>>40625833
Yooooo my man!

>>40634277
How long does it take to brew coffee? Like 5 minutes? There's literally no excuse for that if you actually want to drink coffee. Just get the fuck out of bed 5 minutes earlier.

>>40634842
>takes 20 minutes to brew a pot
>have to spend 2 hours drinking it at home because I don't own a cup big enough to take coffee with me
How about fuck you, I need the whole thing so don't even try to say "just brew 2 cups tho"

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>>40633635
I wrote that. If you're telling me I'm supposed to be getting paid for this, please notify Monster because I still haven't seen a dime.

>go to gas station on way to work
>grab 44 oz cup
>fill 1/3 full ice
>fill 1/3 decaf
>1/3 hazelnut coffee
>1/3 dark roast
>100 calories worth of creamer
>sip until gone

gonna cut down to 50 calories worth of creamer next week. at least i've kicked out the sugar jew.

>>40630587
>what the hell is half this shit
Most the 'sugars' are still derived from corn. Its no better than HFCS gotta love those farm subsidies.
Nothing in that is particularly healthy either, even the b12 is cyanobocolmin which doesn't bind as well to cells. Its cheap mass manufactured b12 for food production to keep blood work clean in animals but does shit for maintaining muscles because it breaks down too fast.

>>40635158
Shills is the hot new meme around here

If you're on /v/ and you post anything favorable about any video game released in the past five years you're automatically a paid shill.

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>>40629487
I actually laughed at this one. Good job. Have a (you)

>>40630437
>1 pot
>4 packets of sucralose

Why even bother?

>>40635207
>4/3

>>40635287

>not realizing the hot coffee melts the ice almost instantly

>>40635283
Are you saying that's too much or too little sweetener?

Or too much or too little coffee?

>>40635302
Too little I guess? I drink it black lately but before I'd need a packet per cup at LEAST to even taste any sweetness. Two at one point.

Maybe my baby tastebuds are just fucked from years of artificial sweetener use.

>>40635325
a pot of coffee is 5 cups, that's just one less than your 1/cup

>>40635207
>Decaf
Never not even once in accident.

>>40625833
>using greentext wrong

>>40631521
my fucking man. I was really impressed by the costco shit and I'm not going back.

newfag here but, where the hell did all this sips stuff come from?

>>40635342

I don't like to get too jacked up, if i wanted that I'd just drink a smaller cup with more caffeine in it. I usually finish it off chasing down my lunch so i'm drinking it over a 6 hour span.

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>he drinks coffee with sweetener

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>>40635405
>he breathes air

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>>40635420
>he reductoes ad absurdum

>>40635363
Heh yeah. It's stronger than other brands when I first made it I made it like I usually do with a tablespoon per cup and then I cut it back to 5 table spoons for 8 cups. And then I read the back and it said to do a teaspoon for 6oz but I'm already hooked on that strong flavor/caffeine dose.

>>40635405

this. sugar/sweetener is easy to break. it's the creamer that's the hard part. it balances the bitterness nicely and adds the extra dimension of mouth feel.

>>40625833
I'm actually going to the gym tomorrow to actually lift weights because I'm actually aesthetic. Keep posting on a fitness board you fucking ugly bastard.

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>>40635405
SAD!

>>40635457
Switch to whole milk. A splash of that is actually good for you and way lower in cals.

>>40628140
bitch nigger you don't know what it's like to be a doctor and have a family and shit and still have lifting to do at the end of the day

fuck yes I need stims to work out after I'm done working like a fucking dog and still drowning in student loan debt

> follow ur dreams! :^)

>>40628140
Not that guy but studies have shown drinking coffee before a workout increases the amount of time post workout that your body continues burning Calories at the accelerated rate induced by the workout
Although cutting is 90% diet, 10% exercise I can see the benefits, if only slight

>>40635477

I'll have to bring it with me since i'm not paying gas station prices and their cofee is goat.

>>40630656
so not aspartame you retard

>>40635449
it's pleasantly strong without being bitter. I'm a bit of a coffee snob and it would be hard to do better at that price.

>>40635501
Fuck yeah man. I'm no doc but I work 12-14 hour days seven days a week. Three-four cups of black coffee a day, plus pre-workout before the gym.

>>40635555
I've been to gas stations with milk dispensers. Find a better station. And no gas station is goat at coffee anon, up your standards.
>>40635591
I agree, I really don't think it's beaten at that price.

>>40627944
>putting ice in your sip

Heresy

>>40625833
coffee is pretty key for my weightloss. i drink black coffee instead of calories, fills my belly a little

>>40633868
Hate to bring the bad news but you got 5 cups probably from 500mg a day. 1 cup is more than 100mg unless you actually drink weak 6oz coffee cups. Also wut is half life, 3 cups a day consistently will put you over 500mg which is where health problems come in so 5, math, bad.

>>40635901
You know "cups" is a measurement, right?

>>40635901
Nah you're an alarmist attempting to attain immortality. SAD. coffee allows you to achieve more things in your finite youth
More things achieved>extra years lived.

>>40629578
>tfw when 2 for $4
Oh my fucking god

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>>40636053
S I P B O Y S

>>40627917
snorted

>>40636053
That's a really bad deal though, fucking $2 for a can of diet soda?

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>>40636621
>nonsipper detected

>>40636728
You're right, I wouldn't get fucked in the ass like that.

I'd try it if it was $1, but that's about my limit on what I'm willing to pay for a drink

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>>40636749
>a drink

black coffee only

>>40636846
>it's a "phoneposter goes full retard" episode

>>40625833
Addiction is not /fit/.

>>40636879
>butt-devastated rockstar shill detected

>>40636900
>"""""""addicted""""""" to caffeine
lmao tell me more

>>40636749
I did the math once and your average ground coffee comes out to 3 pennies per cup.

>love coffee
>grew up drinking it
>usually get to a point where I'm downing 10 to 12 cups a day
>try to quit cold turkey
>get splitting caffeine headaches

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>>40637700
>waaah I have a headache
mom wouldn't even let me skip school when I had a fever because "you might be doing something today"

buck up, buttercup

Green tea has more caffeine in ti than coffee and its way more healthier. It's also very yummy, so I think you all should stop putting this toxic monster shit in your beautiful bodies.

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>>40638445
Not only is what you said un true but you said it so poorly I'm convinced you are a moron and need professional help. Get well soon anon.

>>40634842
It takes me 10 minutes to make a cup on the French press

>>40638677
What is up with this picture

>>40630437

>1-2 pots of coffee per day

RIP your liver

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>>40632006

>complicated scheme

Don't pretend to be dumb, it's well-known that organizations much smaller than Monster pay people to generate viral buzz about products or campaigns. It was even documented in the 2016 election, so stop bullshitting.

>/fit/, a tiny dead end

Again, more dissembling from a likely shill. /fit/ is not dead end and any small amount of research will prove it. Its userbase is quite comparable to reddit/r/fitness and that site has paid advertisements, so what makes you think they wouldn't do it for free over here?

>contrary to coordinated advertising strategy

A dishonest attempt to appeal to logic. Grounded on provably false claims.

>exposes the multinational corporation to copyright claims.

Just plain ridiculous. A really stupid argument if you take 5 seconds to actually think about it.

Yes I realize I'm responding to a shill but other people can screencap my post and reply to this image whenever its posted, because it's full of bullshit.

In conclusion, you'd have to be a naive fucking retard to think that corporations haven't realized the advertising potential of anonymous image boards like 4chan, when they are popular, influential, and associated with a certain niche group of individuals (young, male, athletic/gaming... Sounds like a target demographic for a fucking energy drink or what?). And moreover, if you aren't a total fucking newfag you'd remember that viral marketing on 4chan is as old as the site itself and actually served as the main reason behind the introduction of captcha. So no, it's not some tinfoil conspiracy.

You're either dumb or dishonest, either way fuck off with your disingenuous, scummy shit. And it kills me that you're using stupid memes and aspects of board culture to convince gullible /fit/izens to buy your cancer product, and pretending that you're "fellow chantards." Die in a hole.

>>40637700
taper off retard