new /fit/ humor thread

>>40623727
Your 1 rm.

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>>40623727

>>40623736
wowie zowie you're a fowie gowie

>>40623727
if i wanted humor, i would just flex a 'cep

>>40623810
lmao

>>40623750
bruh...what's her name?

Requesting the subway comic or green text

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>>40625252

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Mhmmm... I know what I'm doing tonight.

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This happened to me on SS + GOMAD

PEAK PERFORMANCE

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>>40625189
>flex a 'cep

That fucking guy

>>40623810
Fats are junkie retards.

>>40623727
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KMAPwbzmMX0

>>40625242
>her

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>>40623810
Ayyyy,

>>40625242
3D

>>40626016
That was painful

>>40625242
Chloe Grace Moretz. You probably recognize her from Kickass

>>40626112
Oops. Thought you were asking about the beautiful woman in the OP.

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>>40626016

>>40626008
is that the kid who was doing that dance that's in a gif that always gets posted?

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>>40626016

>>40626008
oh god this is the funniest thing ive seen on 4chan in like 8 years

>>40626008
All /fit posters can be divided into these three categories.

>>40623750
Why are asians always fridgemode

>>40623736
got em

>>40626008
Perfect.

>>40626038
lel

>>40623727
Was a new SIR comic posted this year?
I think I missed the last two.

>>40625539
how was the cut

>>40626712
Its going really well not done yet. Switched to leg press to lose waist girth.

>>40626008
It's a live-action New Year comic!

>>40626024
good fucking lord i can't believe I've never seen this before

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>>40626016
gold, gives me hope

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>not doing this

you're never gonna make it

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>>40626782

>>40626782
wow he looks really happy doing that

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>>40626827

>>40626838
>>40626827
funniest thing is both look DYEL as fuck

>>40626852
Of course they do, they only just got the fix.

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>>40623727

>>40626345
>>40626345
>>40626277
wtf ive never even noticed the dancing guy

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>>40623736

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You fags remember this thread?

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classic

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>>40626016
fuck me

>>40626016
why not just go out with the 6/10, its better than an autist like that deserves.

>>40626016
this is the first time I've last for a full 5 minutes at something on /fit/

I'm just playing it over and over in my head.

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>>40627089
Every fucking time.

>>40626782
that looks like so much fun
he's probably an mma fighter at a guess

>>40625992
>Implying a guy needs a girl even if they're low tier like the ones in that hotbut.
>Implying that a guy can't just chill in a hottub.

>>40627131

lmao

>>40627107

Underrated.

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>>40626750
not how it works you moron

>>40627131

> flex a 'cep

One of the most autistic threads on /fit/ this month.

>>40627131
it has begun

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>>40623727

>>40627102
...y u do this man

>>40627131
(Sigh) they say it aint like it is, but it do. It do.

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>>40626981
i tried viewing the replies when i zoomed in

>>40626058
Who is this semen demon?

>>40627666
You would not survive the foreplay

>>40627001
dying, I thought shit like this many times

>>40627062
haha dancing like realoding wepons in da club

>>40627102
tfw this pic was taken before robins death

>>40623736
I don't get it. In which lift?

>>40627666
LANA WITH BIG LETTERS

>>40627666
Sophie Arvebrink

>>40627084
>these are the people that give you fitness advice here

>>40627089
Watching that knee is downright terrifying

>>40626001
is this the true power of pump?

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>>40627666

>>40628306
Her ROM looks a bit fucked up here, but I guess you can't expect much from a roastie on roids.

>>40628354
the gif is cut short and it plays through in reverse so it loops forwards then backwards then forwards... I think she has a better ROM irl but I don't follow her and only have the one gif.

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>>40626782
>>40626784
>>40626832
>>40627132

hate to say it but that's Marinovich's former apprentice running that shop.

It's speed of sport but Nick Curson and the fighters under his S&C program have always shown up with incredible cardio and pacing. Even the older ones had resurgence because of him.

Hey if it works for them. At least it's not crossfit and they're doing relatively light weight.

>>40623750
that's a dude, right?

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>>40626016

>>40626001
better than expected tbqh

>>40625992
Is that Scoobs

>>40628462
no it's MMA man

>>40628427
fuck no

>>40626783
I thought scooby was buff?

>>40628306
I'd like to think that's the face she makes getting fucked in the ass.

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>>40626981

>>40623736
Too old tb funny

>>40627131
Really? Already?

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>>40627114
top kek
my fucking sides m8
this shit made me cry

>>40628306
>>40628354
>>40628641
she goes to my gym, real beast

>>40627513
Fuckin kekt

>>40626008

Oh fuck it's UTD

>>40627131
>beautiful

>>40628306
how heavy are those?

>>40628875
10lbs

>>40626740
What does the original comic say?

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>>40628875
>>40628926
shit I thought this was FPH my bad, they look like 20lbs

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my favourite

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>>40628939
>lo9lmayooooo I did drugs and then fucked my foot up at the gym

>>40626740
the kid says
>are you an archaeologist?

>>40628928
see here >>40628959

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>>40628939
kek

>>40628758
is that the famous zzyz?

>>40628951
Underrated af my dude

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>>40627107

>>40626038
lost!!!!!

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>>40626981
Holy fuck I've never seen this before
10/10 cracked up at work

>>40626358
What? Asian (idols) typically have small waist and a wide hips. They always lack ass and thighs.

>>40623810
Frosted donuts are like 300+ calories each

>>40627554
Holy shit, I posted that Samurai Jack picture.

MOM COME QUICK, I'M FINALLY MAKING IT

>>40628766
I miss turtle.

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>>40627107

>>40625992
NO GLASS BY THE POOL GODDAMNIT

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>40625499
fuck I can relate to this

>>40627131
fits perfect

>>40628766
I never figured out if the thing in this fake story is a boy or girl

>>40628543
kek

>>40629598

apparantly it's a rare specimen of a female fedoralord

>>40627131
>not having the first 'cep of the day

>>40628783
What gym?

>>40629652
planet fitness

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>>40626016

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>>40627131
I understood that reference.

>>40626024
jesus christ is that in the archive? best of fit right there

>>40627131
Can someone give me a quick rundown on this meme?

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>>40627131

>>40629776
'ceps are ur most important muscle
if you're not doing 8 hours of arms a day you'll probably die at 56.

>>40627131
fucking kek

>>40628957
He ate chalk
Boiled his skin
AND broke his foot.
Pretty funny

>>40629598
It's a girl but she stopped making them when she went to college.

>>40626827
>>40626838

Many such cases...SAD!

>>40626816
Gets me everytime

>>40627062
need the screencap

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>>40626016
what a dumbass

>>40629750
Of course you did you faggot. It only happened yesterday.

>>40628951
Chuckled

>>40626851
The question remains why he wants to fuck zyzz

>>40627108
He was too autistic?

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>>40626072

>>40628525
it's a photoshop you gonad, original was some chadfaced dyel some girl was trying to take a covert photo of
>cos obviously it's only unacceptable when men do it
who was smiling into the camera cos he noticed. it's just funny with goober's dopey ass face

>>40626038
one thing that i miss is
>I do it for da protein.

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>>40629906
I was double memeing ya dip

>>40630090
<I bet you're wondering how I got myself into this. Let's start at the beginning...

>>40630221
this is a popular meme on reddit.

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>>40626016
>or run away or something

>>40628783
When are you two planning to let her take your ass virginity?

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>>40630092
Thanks

>>40626016

that's the worst damage control I have ever seen

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>this triggers benchlets

>>40626981
topkeke

>>40630747

And this , gentlemen , is what happens when you give rights to women.

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>>40630912

>>40623736
>look mom I said it again

>>40628306
>>Gets hard looking at this she beast
What has /fit/ done to me?

>>40631296
she has a cute face tbqh

>>40626038
>I only love dick now.. no homo
fucking lost

>>40628427
Do you see a ding dong, nigger?

>>40627089
Is that Michael J Fox?

>>40630747
>Sweden

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>>40630912
>run into sea
>swim farthest that i can

>>40626016
imagine how fucking confused the girl must be!

>>40623810
How can Americans eat so much sugar? I would need at least two glasses of water to eat only one of those without getting sick.

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>>40623727

>>40626058
As long as the tits arent fake, im game

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>>40627131
jesus christ

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>>40630747
>tfw you are swedish and don't see what's wrong with this image because it happens quite frequently

biggest guy at my previous gym was taken in and forced to test for roids, he's 22 and pretty big been working out since as far as i can recall knowing him, he's clearly not juicing though everyone knows this and the tests confirmed it.
>tfw your gym has propaganda leaflets & posters from the state sponsored "anti-doping" (anti-roiding in other words) organisation, basically shilling for people to not take roids, lying about the effects.

>>40626008
If there's one thing I don't like about this one it's that the guy in the back keeps looking into the camera. He might as well be winking at the audience.

>>40631936
It's because your government are trying to emasculate men so the Muslims rape all your women.

Sounds crazy but that's literally what's going on.

>>40627934
>>40627666
Shes from Stockholm Sweden.

So she gets raped by goat fucking sand niggers every other week. Her vagina is just a torn shred at this point.

>>40628766
he's right tho

>>40632048

>he

>>40629906
I wasn't here, can someone share?

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>>40629776

the premise was OP posted some pic of girls in a pool saying "anon take your shirt off lets see those abs"

the autist said
"I'd just flex a cep and say how's this for a start. Then again im not autistic like you and I know what girls want"

ur welcum

>>40632038
I guess she could rape them back with her roid clit.

>>40630747
Yeah, how dare he look large enough to defend a woman from a pack of dunecoons

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>>40628951
fucking lol saved

>>40627084
>5'11'
>175 lbs
Dafuq is all his weight distributed?

>>40631936

See
>>40632020

>Be me
>Be bulking again (fuck you)
>Farts smell rancid
>Be at gym
>Squatting
>Can't hold it in anymore, start farting
>Guy deadlifting behind me starts hacking and coughing
>Walks away
>IAmABiologicalWeapon.jpg

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>>40625499

Turns out that the cartwheel thing is there aswell, found this as well

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>>40632221
SS+GOMAD

>>40630747
That must feel like getting kicked off a server for hacking when you weren't hacking

>>40627062

>mfw he has a gorrila warfare shorts im in tears

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>>40623727
Y'all might enjoy some Rippetoe quotes - https://forums.t-nation.com/t/mark-rippetoe-quotes/119757

>>40631936
Being approached at the gym is a lot more reasonable than being grabbed off the street though.

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>>40626782

>>40632169
He's basically a dunecoon himself.

>>40628985
I still want a follow up to this... HOW BIG DID CATBRO GET.

>>40632449
This.
Updates and pic needed.

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>>40626072
>tfw

>>40626046
haven't seen this one in quite a while

>>40628306
>>40626058
please forcibly have your way with me sophie

>>40630912
>Girl: "Hey wait, give me your number !"
>Answer "N-No"

TOP KEK

>>40623750
> no dick

>>40631861
I don't get it

>>40632243
Send help, I'm not even on a no fap and I could masturbate to the girl drawn in that picture wtf

>>40627131
>it was forged in the cancerous bowels of /fit/ humor threads

>>40628766
Its an (actually) retarded female

>>40627700
that bitch probably wants fiveplay

>>40625992

Good lad, no gains without sleep.

>>40630747
> Isolated incident
> Everyone acts like this happened yesterday to hundreds of people
> Date from TEN YEARS AGO clearly in the image
And that children is how America elected its president.

>>40623736
#rekt

>>40633549
uh oh he dun did it dun he

>>40627001
kekmfao

>>40626118
karlie kloss left, chloe right

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>>40633549
Take that back kid!

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>>40626016
This pure distilled autism ... I think there's still hope for me breehz

>>40627097
why can't I deadlift myself?

>>40630912
Mfw can relate.

Why am I so insecure? ):

>>40630912
That graduation story hit too close to mine.
>crush takes me away from graduation party to some isolated room
>it's just the two of us and she is being very quiet
>get bored with the silence and start opening closets in the room and comment on the clothes and pillows
>she is listening with a feigned smile
>somehow manage to keep up autistic rant for 15 minutes
>go through all the closets in the room
>say "maybe we should go back now"
>"yeah"

She was an 8/10. I hate my autism so much. It ruins every chance I get.

>>40629011
Dumbass that's Michelle Obama.

>>40631851

Are all eurocucks so frail?

>>40625992
The fuck is that woman on the right fucking a kid?

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>>40627700
oh my sides

>>40627131
kek

>>40630747
he doesnt look that muscular desu, but that might be because Im American and we are all shredded kunts

>>40628543
Kek

>>40631851
We've ate like shit for so long it's ingrained in our diet

>>40633938
>get bored with silence
>you try to keep some form of conversation going
>she doesn't try to help at all

I know the right move here was to make a move and get things physical, but the way you've layed it out has me imagining that she just brought you to this room and was like "LOL ok senpai, you do the rest no more hints for you please take over all social interaction"

Of course this is probably just my autism talking.

>>40627663

>Look at me everyone, I acted like a retard

>>40626008
those are crossfit plates? what are their weights?

>>40625189
Hows this for a start?

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>>40626016

>>40626345
fucking lost it at this anons comment

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>>40626016

>>40628783
And an real human been.

>>40634389
>Deejay vs Galactus

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>>40629889
You're welcome

>be in gym doing dead lifts
>car comes straight I to the gym out of no where
>qt gets out talks to me like nothing happened walks away
>mfw home gym maste race

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I autistically fantasize about doing something similar and charming a girls with the laffs.

>>40634519
kek

>>40626183
I love Macklemore

>>40632233
The extra delta-v from a well timed toot can be the difference between a big squat PR and an embarrassing fail

>>40628532
fuaark

>>40623727
rest in peace nicole bass

>>40634674
this guy is unironically living the fucking dream

>>40634176
>"LOL ok senpai, you do the rest no more hints for you please take over all social interaction"
No it was pretty much like that. Though I am certain if I locked eyes with her for more than a second I would have gotten more of a hint about what was going on and wouldn't have to beat myself up over it in hindsight.
So yeah it was still pretty much my fault.

>>40634961
Just about to say this
Rip world's strongest woman

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>>40626016

>>40625499
>45 degrees to my right
>She's on his left in the cartoon
RRREEEEEEEEEE!!

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>>40631861
this fucking got me

>>40627131
Good shit

>>40625499
I just noticed he is peeing himself in the last panel. What a comic!

>>40626816
Holy fuck

>>40634006

Thats another woman you absolute madman.

>>40635557
>shoulder length hair
>muscular arms
>bra tanline
>long nails

I can see why he got confused. Still she looks way younger than the hag she is riding.

Someone pls post the one with the fat guy who thought SS+GOMAD would help him lose weight

>>40628935

>Tummy Tuesday
Holy shit this guy is a fucking pedophile.

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>>40626016

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>>40627084
>nice stume bro

>>40626058
lol he's even doing the virgin walk

>>40635809
y-you can tell??

>>40627114
Apex kek

>>40627084

>nice stume bro

I can't ever stop laughing at this line every time i see it, beautiful

>>40634519
superior kek

>>40626008
me on the right

>>40632233
I wish this was a lie or a joke
> Be me 14 or 15 in high school math class
> Feel deep rumbling in my stomach
> Feeling grows until I cannot take it anymore
> Release a 20-30 second long silent but deadly fart
> Remain calm
> People start to notice
> Almost immediately, entire class is in an uproar and runs out of room
> Act as disgusted as rest of classmates
> Teacher says no way was that a fart, must of been something in the vents
It was a fart.

>>40634217
The ones with rogue written in red seem to be 55lbs (according to their website)

Others, no clue. Might be regular 45s

>>40623727
Does this count as humor?

I saw a guy supersetting with barbell curls and machine curls.

>>40626345
>The guy that knows what hes doing
>The guy that does not know what hes doing
>The guy that doesn't lift but likes to pretend that he does and participates in threads anyway

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>>40627107

>>40634126
>american
>shredded kunts

pic one. might as well say the mexicans are all shredded cunts

>>40631861
Kek

>>40628543
Kek

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>>40626008
>mfw the actual joke is the sumo deadlift on 3pl8

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>>40623727

>>40625815
c-can i get the original pic of this pls

>>40635620
A pedophile? He fills me with more disgust, anger, and pity than is probably healthy, but where are you getting pedophile from?

>>40626008

It's like watching a weight room version of that gif with the creepy-ass owls

>>40637409
nowadays people just call people they find disgusting pedophiles.

>>40637326
Why not just protein powder?
Will this actually work?

>>40634519
Can someone please explain?

>>40626782
I didn't know Werdum started training at AKA

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>>40630912
>That last story

>>40627097
Tao Pai Pai mode

>>40627114
Kekeroni pizza

>>40634674
this sounds so much fucking fun. Every single part of it

>>40632082
Some cunt asked what you'd do if you were at a pool party and the sluts asked to see your abs.

Autismo replied with flex a 'cep lmfao

>>40637552
Nip comic about a rock that has human shaped holes in it. Some people find holes shaped like them and jump in then