>Hi board
>40 yo
>5'7
>10 st
>walk 12 miles no problem
>low cholestrol
>supple
>do yoga
>lots of fruit and fish
>drink and smoke a little bit
Best Martial Art for me to defend myself from big fat people in pub? thks
>>40621874
>5'7
you'll be okay, when people try to swing at you the punches will just go right over your head
>>40621874
boxing probably. I think MMA would be too much
>>40621874
>supple
ask /sp/ or /asp/
>>40621874
Ninjutsu
>>40621896
Cunt bent my thumb back mother fucker. Srsly, I need to demolish one of these people in front of everybody
put the question back out there
>>40621874
>5'7
never gonna make it brah
>>40621896
What if it's two manlets raging at each other?
Didn't think of that, did you faggot?
>>40621927
too tall?
>>40621938
yes unless you're trapmode in which case i'd let you suck my cock till the cows come home
>>40621874
>old skelly manlet faggot who thinks he's fit because he cam walk lmao 12 miles
>best martial art for self defence
Running
>>40621929
like this? is this the bar OP goes to?
>>40621874
Stay out of the pub and get your life together you degenerate loser.
Different martial arts for different body types is a literal meme. It's more about playing to your strength in the ruleset you use. I honestly observe more tangible differences between individuals in the same style than I do overall between styles (aside from the obvious, like tendencies towards playing towards the rules they compete under or stylistic affectations).
You're looking for good training, and that comes from training like you'll compete (even if you won't, if you don't train like you will, there won't be intensity or aliveness in your movements and you're wasting your time.)
Therefore, I vaguely reccomend combat sports such as: boxing, MMA, Judo, Jujitsu, Muay Thai, Kickboxing, Kyokushin and Wrestling.
Not just to you, to everyone.
>>40621874
I've been thinking of starting boxing.
I'm rather fit, decent lifts but I want to get fun cardio and could need fistfights. I've got a fucked knee though which I take opiates for a few times a week. Is this possible?
>>40622010
>y types is a literal meme. It's
'k
>>40622010
>aguely reccomend combat sports such
as long as it's not Karate
>>40621874
Marathon running
>>40622336
Nah, fuck you, kyokushin and it's offshoots are legit as fuck.
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learning to run away
>>40624052
kys you autistic robot
>>40621874
>>40621920
second ninjutsu, you'll want to learn weapon and non-weapon styles.
Also there's nothing like a good can of pepperspray
>>40621874
>>lots of fruit
fruit is trash, veggies are master race.
do boxing imo, you're just so short and you're probably a skeleton also.