this guy outlived zyzz by 20 years. tell me why i should lift again ?

>>40617764
>Your lifestyle can be either zyzz's or boogie's, there is no in between

*ass breaking intensifies*

I'd rather live like Zyzz for 20 years than live like boogie for 100 years.

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How much do you think this fat fuck costs to keep alive?

>>40617764
Becouse he wellows in a misrable existance where even walking is a battle

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>>40617851
This.

Been fat, every breath is pain.

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What did she mean by this?

>>40617764
dude, that guy lives in constant pain and is miserable, he can't even fuck his wife.

I rather be zyzz and die early.

a guy who weighs like 500 lbs, can't see his dick, has necrosis and will die soon has a gf. why don't you /fit/?

>>40617881
kek

no self-respecting man would touch her after she's been with that thing

>>40618013
I do i just want a hotter one

>>40618013
Yeah I don't want a girl who will settle with all that shit for companionship, she is probably fucked up in more ways than he is.

>>40618090
she fucks plenty of niggaz on the side

>>40617881
Lmaoooo she plans on running away with all his YouTube shekels. I want her to pull the plug in the middle of his darkest hour medically

>>40618288
She's not settling for companionship. She literary enjoys his pain and messing with him mentally, among other things.

>>40618311
can't really blame her for it
>>40617764
he probably won't survive the next 10 years. but he looks good for being a 42 year old fat fuck

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how do you answer this ethical question?

>>40618376
>implying you'd want to pay the cost of damages to the train

>>40618401
>implying he can even stand
>implying you could powerclean boogie over the edge

>>40618435

You'd just need to tell him to jump and the bridge would crumple like tissue paper.

>>40618435
>implying a bridge like that would even hold him

>>40618443
>>40618445
Fair points

>>40618013
I don't have YT shekels that a woman wants to steal half of

>>40618435
the cunt cant stand

>>40617764
>zyzz lifestyle
>healthy

kys

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Zyzz - Lived
Boogie - Existed

Live 1 day a lion then 100 years a sheep

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Ever watched him getting his game award? He hears the news and has to steady his breathing from standing up for more then 2 minutes

>>40618861

>Live 1 day a lion then 100 years a sheep

So I'd live 100 years and one day? Seems good to me!

>>40617851

he didn't "live" the way you think he did until the last years of his life, probably 18-22. And what did he do? Mess around with trashy 6/10s? Do you think he was some sex god who banged models everyday? He was literally like a jersey shore guido. Nothing is admirable from that lifestyle

>>40618912
than*
english isn't my first language

also you'd be fine with living 100 years as prey?

>>40619012
We're all prey for the eternal jew...

>>40618889
I want to see this.

>>40619033
Crowbcat did a video on the awards, the part I found is at 11:00

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0R0WvE8Wzec

>>40618889
>>40619033
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3x2d60vluA8

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>this guy is more than 40 and was already that fat 20 years ago
how the FUCK is he still alive ?

>>40618090
I don't know, if you knew a girl's previous husband was boogie at least you wouldn't be worried that he was better than you in bed.

>>40618861
>zyzz
>lived

KEK. No, Zyzz was just on the other end of the failure spectrum.

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>>40619054
Retarded lazy fuck

Not sure of the point you're trying to make.

Zyzz had a heart defect and roided. It's not as if strenuous exercise alone killed him.

>>40619122
TOP FUCKING KEK

Not only Boogie outlives Zyzz, but he also has better genetics than Zyzz.

Damn

>>40619091
>you wouldn't be worried that he was better than you in bed.

I would! Can you imagine if she said "I want to break up, you are awful in bed. Even boogie was better!"?

>>40619159
zyzz had shit genetics. he roided to make his body look good (but not great) but he couldn't change his disgusting looking kurd face

>>40618912
Hahaha heres my upvote

>>40617764
boogie is trapped in a obese 500 lb body and every day of his life is a demeaning hellish chore. he has probably never been thin. is that what you call living?

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>>40617764

zyzz wasnt taking hits of reddi whip while shitposting online

that was his mistake

>>40618376
Who here would actually be able to lift boogie (520 lbs) and throw him off of the bridge?

>>40619072
the miracles of medical science.

>>40619224
How long does it take to get to 1/2/3/boogie ?

>>40619251
hard to predict since he is massively gaining every year. unreal goal

>>40617764
zyzz lived more than boggie will ever be capable of

>>40619281
Zyzz was more capable but, boogie as of now has lived for twice as long a Zyzz. Even though boogie is not very capable, having a successful YouTube channel, a couple million retarded fans, and not being to big he can still travel.

Now I am not saying Boogie is a decent person, but because of his age and trivial success I think he has lived more than Zyzz.

>>40619437
>I think he has lived more than Zyzz.
His quality of life is abysmal.

You couldnt pay me a million dollars to be as fat as him for 20 years.

>>40619519
Two million and any animal you want?

>>40618921
How did he die?

>>40618921
Still better than boogie

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>>40619575
in a whore house in thailand from a fucking heart attack.

Zyzz in a meme. His outlook was nice, but learn from his mistakes.

>>40619224
If I cold rig a bar to his ankles and get him to lean over the edge a lil I could probably deadlift him to his death.

Ironically.

>>40619054
>if you look at me physically there isn't a whole lot I can do

You could lose some mother fucking weight.

>>40619575
steroid overdose leading to heart attack

>>40619054
>my wife who changed my life
>he's gotten fatter since he got married
He did have a channel about weight loss and was barely shaving off pounds but as soon as he got married he stopped updating and grew larger.

>>40620113
Because his wife enables him to be fat because she knows that's how he gets his gamer coin.
She's going to relish in his meager savings when he dies and she gets all his youtube money.

>>40619890
no dude. He died from mixing uppers and downers and whatever other drugs he was doing with steroids..

Like doing tons of coke and then taking xanax sonma to come down..

>>40620113
>>40620354
>she married him AFTER he became a jewtube celebrity

wow what a weird coincidence!

>>40617764
Do you want to collapse the chair from which you shitpost?

>>40617764
Zyzz had a heart condition that he wasn't aware off. His death was just bad luck.

>>40619575
Zyzz had an undiagnosed hole in his heart

>>40619575
SHARKED

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>>40622002
>cocaine
>dnp
>clen & steroids
>no cardio
>junk food
>sleep deprivation
>sauna

blame genetics