How can I get this perfect body?

>>40614197

Ask him out.

>>40614197
Chloroform

With his credit card, easy.

>>40614197
Is it socially acceptable to role your sleeves up like that?

>>40614248
If you're dressed casually, yes.

>>40614248
If you don't have the arms for it, no. As long as you've got beefy arms like Goose, no problem

>>40614260
What if I'm way bigger than him? Is there a point where its considered douchy to do that?

Im autistic when it comes to clothing.

>>40614271
cunt, wear whatever the fuck you want however the fuck you want

>>40614271
if others can pick up you're being insecure about it they will think you are a douche.

if you just rock it they will think that's how you are and will not think twice.

>>40614280
That's the dumbest advice I've ever heard. How you are perceived is important not only for successful relationships but success in general.
>>40614281
This sounds like good advise

>>40614248
No, not even for him

Its douche to the max

>>40614292
t. virgin with no friends

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>>40614306

>>40614317
yep got me true

sorry i'll go now my bad

>>40614271
>way bigger than him

I really doubt that you've passed the natty limit

>>40614248
Only if you're a faggot

>>40614197
buy toothpicks

Walk up to him slowly.

A gentle kiss to the lips.

Hold his hand and never let go.

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>>40614197
Lick his butt

Only the truly aesthetic man appreciates a good butt licking

>>40614197
perfect body = 3-5 months of nubilegainingz on bitch skelly frame.

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>>40614260
>got beefy arms like Goose,

>beefy arms

>>40617080
Did you see his arms? Dude probably curls 60s easy

how women find this ugly dyel faggot remotely attractive is beyond me
I mean his face is average at best, looks like a nerdy whimp desu with no lips

>>40614197
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You drive.

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>>40617955
Hip drive?

>>40614215
underrated

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>>40618713
Kek

>>40614248
if its a good day outside and you wanna catch some sun and get that nice tan on ur whole arm then fucking yes dipshit

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>>40614197
That's not Boyka.

>>40619430
This is a natty only thread

Shoo shoo

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>>40614197

This is babbys first gains tier shit. There is literally no reason ever to roll your SHORT SLEEVE t shirt up when strolling around town. It's obviously trying hard to show off. Also, someone please tell him what a lateral raise is. Deltsnotfound.jpg

>>40619888
What if you don't want that odd tanline on your arms tho?

>>40620180

Then wear an actual sleeveless shirt like a tank top? Nothing wrong with that, dyel people wear them all the time. But intentionally rolling them up is just asking to be laughed at.

>>40614292

The solution to:

>if others can pick up you're being insecure about it they will think you are a douche.

Is:

>cunt, wear whatever the fuck you want however the fuck you want

You will never make it with your autistic mindset

>>40620299
>asking to be laughed
Lol nobody would care but then again what else can I expect from a tripfag

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>>40620455

>he says as he rolls up the sleeves of his t-shirt revealing his 13.5" guns

>>40614248

nope, you just look like a douche. same with rolling up your pants a bit which makes you look like a tool bag.