>c'mon anon, take off your shirt! We wanna see those abs
>>40612028
Y-you too
Come on ladies, take off your bikini top! I wanna see those titties
>>40612028
>S-Summer shredding started yesterday I'll see you in 89 days sweetie
Do you guys really not have abs? Or at least some semblance of them.
give us a brap, i want to gauge your colon health
>>40612028
id just flex a 'cep and say something along the lines of
"hows this for a start"
then again im not autistic like you and I know what girls want
>>40612028
>implying a girl like that would ever sleep with me even if I took my shirt off
I just tell her I'm gay and walk off to save myself the heartbreak later on
>>40612274
>flex a 'cep
most retarded phrase I have ever read on /fit/
Whatever you say, babe.
Now where's Christina? You told me she'd be here.
>>40612269
I got abs they're just hiding under my fat.
>>40612269
>I have abs 365 days a year
dyel detected
>>40612285
Get ye gone golem
>>40612269
>flex abs
>clear ripped six pack
>stop flexing abs
>flat empty stomach
This applies to my biceps as well
>>40612295
Fuck off, you cookie cutter punk.
>>40612274
>then again im not autistic
>>40612274
>flexes quadricep
>"eww, anon. why is your leg so big and gross looking? don't tell me you actually squat. that's a girl's exercise"
>why are you so shy anon? You work out, right?
>>40613218
STOOOOOOP
>implying my shirt would not already be off
Who the fuck keeps their shirt on at a pool?
>"I hope gym-anon says hi to me today..."
>tfw spring break cruise in a week
back off to war
abs primed and ready
>>40612269
>that guy who only does compounds for core
>>40613264
sorry I don't talk to 6/10 andro slanteyes
get some plastic surgery and try again
>>40612274
>flex a 'cep
>>40612276
Who hurt you anon?
>>40613278
shit I live in a tropical country and I can't for next february. I hope to gain at least 10kg by then and look like batman
>>40612028
Pull my tec - 9 and continue as planned.
>>40612028
>as if I would ever expose my godly gains to some lowlife estrogen filth
mfw
>>40612285
Is that a fucking boulder
>Lose 80lbs
>fully visible six pack for the first time in life
>skin is a wrinkley on lower belly
>still not comfortable taking shirt off in public
life is suffering.
>>40612274
>flex a 'cep
>not autistic
>>40612028
ahah yeah you expect me to go in the pool with my shirt on
I'm not a fatty l-o-l
>>40612274
>flex a 'cep
>>40612274
>flex a 'cep
>>40613378
I'm proud of you for losing the weight, anon.
Now get fucking xbox huge
It's j-just a little water weight, ladies.
>>40613264
>>40613278
Tatyana >> Sabina
Real taste here.
>>40612274
>flex a 'cep
>>40612274
>flex a 'cep
>>40612274
>flex a 'cep
>>40612274
plz put me in screencap
>>40612249
The way I see it abs are the male equivalent of a woman's ass, since you can both do work on them to make them look better. Whereas tiddies are equivalent to dicks because there's not much you can do to improve size and such naturally.
>>40612028
1. I wouldn't even be at some pool. Neither would anyone here
2. I'm on a constant bulk you cheese faced bitch
3. Nobody talks like this
>>40612274
>flex a 'cep
>then again im not autistic like you
>>40612274
>flex a 'cep
>not autistic
>>40612274
>flex a cep
>>40612274
>flex a 'cep
>>40612285
christina is a fucking angel surrounded by porn addicts and cookie cutters its not fair to leonard
>>40612274
>flex a 'cep
>>40613711
wanna know how I know you're a virgin?
>I wouldn't even be at some pool. Neither would anyone here
>Nobody talks like this
mostly the latter
>>40613806
wanna know how I know you're a virgin?
>saying that
>pretending to do retarded shit
mostly the former
>>40612274
>flex a 'cep
>>40612274
>flex a 'cep
>>40612274
>flex a 'cep
>takes off bench shirt
>>40612274
>flex a 'cep
>then again im not autistic
>im not autistic
>not autistic
>autistic
>>40612285
golem get ye gone
>>40613806
>>40613822
>>40612274
>flex a cep
>"hows this for a start"
>then again, I'm not autistic
>>40612274
is this a new meme
>>40612028
>being anywhere with women, let alone at a pool party
yeah not gonna happen pal/buddy/my friend/mate/boyo/dude/bro/breh/bruh/broob
>>40612285
GOLEM GET YE GONE
>>40612300
Your biceps have a six pack? Sick dude
>>40612274
>Flex a 'cep
>>40612274
>flex a 'cep
>>40614278
i hope
>>40612274
> ywn 'flex a 'cep and bring your 'itis to eat a 'go 'za
>>40612274
>flex a 'cep
I don't associate with degenerate women.
*Does a roman salute and goosesteps away*
>>40612274
Don't put me in the screencap.
fuck you guys
>>40613218
Im just introvert reeeee
>>40612273
Can you really determine colon health from braps?
>>40612274
>flex a 'cep
>>40613699
wtf is this. is this the comic where he was banging the fat chick?
>>40615130
It's a tranny in the original, actually. One of the many crappy parts of Questionable Content where the author shoves social justice and acceptance crap down people's throats.
>>40613703
Yeah but when a whore shows you her ass, you better be humping her the next minute. Same goes for dick, but abs and tits don't do the same.
>>40612274
>then again im not autistic like you and I know what girls want
>posts the most autistic thing i have seen in years
>>40612274
>id just flex
>then again im not autistic
>im not autistic
>>40612274
>im not autistic
>>40612077
kek
>>40612269
everyone has abdominal muscles anon. learn some fucking anatomy.
>>40612274
>>40612274
>flex a 'cep
>>40612274
> not autistic
You might wanna sit down, I have some bad news...
>>40612274
'tistic
>>40612274
>Flex a 'cep
>>40612274
flexing a 'cep is unironically /fit/s newest meme
what a world we live in
no probs
>>40614999
Not for lack of trying
>>40612274
>then again im not autistic like you
sure thing bud
>tfw you flex a 'cep
>>40615438
o im laffin
>>40612274
man, i wish i could be /fit/'s new meem
>>40612274
> 2017
> not flexing your 'ceps.
>>40612274
>how's this for a start
i-i see
>take off shirt
>gut pops out
>HEY FUCK YOU BITCHES STOP LAUGHING I CAN DO MORE EXERCISE THAN YOU
>PUSHUP CONTEST, SLUTS
>sluts too busy sucking up to the cool guy with cocaine and the old rich guys with fancy cars and houses.
>Do pushups anyways
>>40612274
>flex a 'cep
>not autistic
This post is going places
>>40612274
post 'ceps
>>40612274
>Just flex a 'cep
Kek which one?
>>40612028
>"HEY SARA, WHAT WAS IT LIKE TO BE ON THE TAIL END AND WORST PERIOD OF 'ATTACK OF THE SHOW'!?
>That feel when buff as shit with bacne
C... can't i just lift some heavy objects for you?
>>40612274
>flex a 'cep
>>40612028
Well I want to see your tits but we're in public so no.
I just ate a fuckload so my abs will be less visible
>>40612274
I don't why you samefagged a response so much. I mean it's not even worth it, but you samefagged like, 20, replies?
Just stop kid, please.
>>40612274
>that first 'cep of the day
>>40612274
>flex a 'cep
>>40612274
>tfw u take the 'ceppill
>>40612274
>flex a 'cep
have a seed, your glorious bastard
>>40612300
You're fat
>>40612274
>flex a 'cep
>>40612274
FLEX THE 'CEP
CMON!
>>40612274
>flex a 'cep
Beach vacation in 92 days... Guess I should start cutting
>>40616190
Accutane my friend. All of my body acne disappeared
>>40612274
>flex a 'cep
>>40612274
>>40612274
Sometimes it makes you wonder if posts like this are actually a deliberate attempt to birth a new meme.
>>40616293
>>40612274
First the soap guy on /v/ and now this. Today is a good day.
>>40612274
Excellent
>>40617529
lol wut? What soap guy?
>>40612274
>flex a 'cep
>>40612274
>flex a 'cep
The only correct answer is to take off your shirt and show them your abs.
>>40612274
>flex a 'cep
>>40617668
I forgot to cap it but it was a guy explaining how proper hygiene involved sticking a soap bar up your ass. That's why soap bars are rounded after all.
>>40612274
YOU 'CEP FLEXING
>>40617808
Ah, but you see, Scotsman, I do not have autism, like yourself.
>>40617868
Am I imagining things or are his arms way too long?
I think I don't even want a girlfriend actually. I've come to think about it and the only reason I even want one is to look normal to the people around me, last time I had one I treat her like a dog untill I broke up with her. What is wrong with me? I am not gay
>>40612269
>having abs in early spring
DYEL detected
>>40612274
>flex a 'cep
>>40617898
I see what you're saying, maybe it's just the angle
>>40612274
cant tell if shit posting or actually this autistic
>>40612274
Forced as fuck
How many of these replies are samefagging?
>>40618192
All me.
>>40618192
All me.
>>40618278
>>40618267
You guys aren't me.
>>40618319
I am.
>>40618192
All me
>>40612028
I have served drinks to hen parties like this, and get hit on mercilessly by drunk bridesmaids. Ask me anything.
>>40618469
Are you a girl?
>>40618395
Me too.
>>40618469
Didya smash?
>>40618192
OP here, none. I didn't think I'd get ragged on so hard for the suggestion. Babes crave cockiness, the fact none of you guys could derive that from my first post proves my point about you not knowing how to get girls.
'Cep means bicep, by the way. You don't get those doing SS.
Girls like that don't care about legs, they want bulging shoulders and built 'ceptors.
>>40618469
Is it nice at first but gets more irritating over time like I think it does?
>>40618469
What´s the difference between phonology and phonetics ?
>>40618192
>153 replies
>125 posters
I doubt any of them are samefagging
It's pretty autistic tbqh, and we don't get good memes lately
>>40612269
Bitch its not even warm enough to swim. Who the fuck has abs right now do you not wanna gain muscle ever?
>>40618485
No. Am Man.
>>40618523
No. Nothing is more of a turn off than sloppy drunk bitches eye fucking you while you are stone-cold sober. Plus you're on the clock, famalam. Got plenty of numbers slipped into my tips tho. Felt pretty bad for some of the girls so I never called em.
>>40618577
NAILED IT. Fuck man, it's like, the first hour or so you get some side eye and lip biting and that feels good, and then by the time they're onto their fifth glass of wine they just start badgering you to take off your shirt and scream "WOOOOOO" all the goddamn time. The kind of girls that go down this path are not the kind that get my dick hard either.
>tfw you'll never run into a thicc sarcastic qt who got dragged to the winery by her old highschool bimbo friend who she doesn't really like anymore and you find her hiding on the patio and you two totally hit it off
>>40612274
>how's this for a start
>flexes cep!
>good thing I'm not autistic like you
>I know what the girls want
>w-why are you all l-laughing?
>>40612274
>that first 'cep flex of the day
>>40618590
i assume probably 15 are samefagging to get the ball rolling. people just drink the koolaid from there. its autistic yeah but thats nothing special or out of the ordinary on /fit/
>>40612274
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this wasnt even funny or autistic
you faggots are replying because you want to feel like youre a part of some epic thread
fucking newfags
>>40612274
>>40612274
is this supposed to be funny?
'cep ..... haha do i laugh louder?
>>40618709
Whatever homo I Didnt reply but you're still a faggot. LE EPIC MEMES ARE LAME IM LE OLD FAG BACK TO REDIT DAT NOT FUNNY. HEH SHOWED THOSE NEWFAGS.
If I wanted humor Id ask your 1repmax
>>40618702
>>40618709
autists detected
No, it was pretty fucking autistic. And I'll break it down for you:
>flex a cep
Even you have to realize this is autism.
>how's this for a start
Who the fuck even talks like that? Sounds like some poorly dubbed japanese game show.
>then again im not autistic like you and I know what girls want
The irony here is he was completely autistic which just makes it even more funny.
kys autists
>>>/mlp/
>>40618709
t.butthurt guy who didn't flex a cep today
>>40618709
Are you the 'cep guy? Because if you are, you're possible more Autistic than Autism.
>>40613218
Because I'm a fucking weirdo with no confidence
>>40618709
Now everyone is "you".
>>40618709
>fucking newfags
Post body autismo.
>>40612274
>flex a 'cep
>>40612028
Look at SJUs new pics
She got THICC AF
>Wew lads
>>40612274
>be me stacey at a pool party
>see some shy guy who looks like he works out
>nudge my friends, decide to make his day
>show us your abs, Anon! take it off!
>he mumbles something about "bulking" briefly
>then suddenly flexes his arm
>screams "HOWS THIS FOR A START!"
>walks away muttering about chadmode and gainz
>>40618739
thanks for breaking down that down for me. i didnt get it prior to that, einstein.
>>40618829
Obviously not if you were fucking defending it you 'cep flexing autist.
>h-hows that for a start
>>40618709
That's as autistic and blood boiling as saying 'za instead of pizza
>>40618709
>>40618709
>actually clicking on that many replies
You are fully autistic.
>>40613296
>implying a girl like that would fuck anyone who's not top .0001% of genetics and birth
>>40612274
You fags always overreact to shit. You love blowing shit out of proportion to make your screen caps. >>40612284
>>40612375
>>40613289
>>40613383
>>40619100
t. 'cep flexer
lmao @ your autism
>>40612274
>>40612274
>almost went a day without checking /fit/
glad I came
>>40612028
WHAT THE FUCK WOMAN?? IT'S 40 DEGREES OUT, YOU'RE GOING TO GET HYPOTHERMIA!!
>>40612274
nice bait mate look at those hooked on already.
>>40619538
>n-nice bait m8
>totally not autistic I swear
>h-heh
>>40612274
>>40612274
>that first 'cep of the day
>2/3 of this thread is hidden
nice
>>40612274
>flex a 'cep
>>40612269
Most of /fit/ doesn't even lift dude, and 90% of the rest started bulking the day they started even though it makes no sense unless you're near your genetic limit, and hence are fat as fuck.
>>40612274
jesus pull yourself together man
>>40619901
Here, take your (You)
>>40620043
Aw fuck, this is gonna be a thing now isn't it?
>tfw you were around when wew lad was born, and it only took one motherfucker to ironically use it to become a fucking meme
>>40619901
Nicely done.
>>40612028
My biggest nightmare
I'm a former fatso turned fit but the skin still covers my abs like a limp towel
>>40612274
>flex a 'cep
>>40618709
>all this reddit tier "inblude me in the screenbap guys" reaction posting
this place is fucking cancer
>>40612274
SIR... you know what to do.
>>40620249
I would say doesn't matter. Your present fitness is a trait on its own, and the flabby skin shows ability to commit to defeating past demons. If a girl doesn't see that she can fuck off, a real lady will see that and be proud of you.
>>40612274
>>40618590
>153 replies
>125 posters
>I doubt any of them are samefagging
Check your brain.
>>40612274
>flex a 'cep
>>40612274
>flex a 'cep
>>40618709
Never change m8, your autism is perfect in every form
>>40613218
i workout because i'm shy ya cunt
>>40620342
you must be new here
>>40618709
Agreed. I hate that part of this board.
Still though, the original post was just another autist thinking he's better than anyone
>>40612285
thursday is christina broccolini day maniacs
>>40612274
>flex a 'cep
I have bad news
>>40612274
>"hows this for a start"
>>40612028
I said I had a six pack bitch, not abs.
>>40612274
>'cep
>>40617916
you are gay
>>40612258
saving a thumbnail...
>>40612274
>>40618709
imagine being so autistic that a few people called you out online over 3 lines of text and you get so flustered that instead of brushing it off, it burns into your skin and you (You) over 50 people.
>>40612274
>flex a 'cep
you're not gonna make it
>>40612274
>then again im not autistic
>Areyousureaboutthat.webm
>>40612274
I'm in the screenshot
>>40612274
>flex a 'cep
>>40613418
>xbox huge
what did he mean by this
>>40612274
>flex a 'cep
>"hows this for a start"
>im not autistic
>I know what girls want
I'm done with this place...
... Unless I get dubs.
Please don't let me get dubs...
I want to leave...
>>40612274
>flex a 'cep
>>40622272
Kek willed it, you're free to go. Live your life as was intended from the very beginning and never turn back.
>>40612274
>2017
>Not flexing your 'ceps
>>40612274
>flex a 'cep
>>40612274
Put me in the screencap.
>>40612274
>flex a 'cep
>>40612276
Alpha
>>40612274
Put on me in the screencap senpai
>>40612274
ebin bait works :DDDD le 500 reblies :DDDD
>>40619901
My sides..
>>40612274
>>40612028
Alright
>>40612274
>flex a 'cep
"being hetero is a mistake"
>>40612274
>I know what girls want
>Flex's a 'cep
>>40618613
humblebragging this hard
eat a dick you homo
>>40618709
hi masT
>>40622884
^has clearly never been around drunk girls in his life. Everyone is obnoxious when they're drunk, but the people that are most obnoxious are the ones that are drunk AND they want something from you.
>>40622919
man i'm so thirsty that i would totally fuck a drunk girl vomiting and shitting herself
shit. running out of time to get my summer body abs.
>>40622793
How is it even possible to think this outfit looks ok?
>>40618709
this
>>40618709
*Tiny ceps detected*
>>40618709
Oh fuck it only gets more autistic.
>>40612274
why would you do that to yourself
>>40612274
A-are you joking?
>>40612274
>flex a 'cep
>>40618709
(you)
>>40612274
>flex a 'cep
>>40612274
That first 'cep of the day
>>40612274
>111 replies
>>40612274
HELLO /R/4CHAN AHAHAHA *milk erupts out of nose* OH MY GOOOOOOODDDD
>>40612274
???
>>40612274
> flex a 'cep
>>40612028
>Bunch of normies
Hell no, do you girls even want to reclaim Constantinople? Fuck out of here with your bull shit.
>>40612274
am i the only one that thinks the
>"hows this for a start"
is actually the funniest part of the autsim?
>>40612274
WHICH CEP THOUGH
and what did my captcha mean by this
>>40612274
>flex a 'cep
>>40622947
Anon the acidity of vomit and bacterial risk of eating shit makes them a bad way to get hydrated
You should consider just drinking water
>>40612274
Preserved in comic edit form
>>40626954
>>40612274
put me in the 'cap
>>40612274
i want to be immortalized in the cap please
>>40612274
Flexin' 'ceps leads to the ol' lickaroo.
>>40612274
> anyone screencapping this cringe?
>>40618709
heh. are you angry, anon? well i guess you would be, seeing as how you don't have these
>*flexes 'cep
trembling? wouldn't be surprised
>>40612274
>advanced flex tactics are now available
>>40618709
easiest b8 of my life
>>40612274
>flex a 'cep
WEW LAD are you the grape counting autist?
>>40612028
>everyone has abs xD just lose bodyfat xDD
I fucking hate everyone who told me this shit
its all genetics
>>40627396
have you tried actually dropping below 10% bf and doing exercises focusing on abdominal strength?
>>40612274
>when he flexes his "'cep"
>>40612274
>"hows this for a start"
kek
>>40618709
>>40622147
Underage
If I wanted humour I'd ask for your one 'cep max
>>40612028
>I-I've been strength training, powerlifters on YouTube said not to w-worry about visible abs.
"What anon?"
F-four plate deadlift
>>40627541
>powerlifting
>4 plate deadlift
Lol so you just suck at everything you do? I'm a bodybuilder and my deadlift is 455 for 5 (not impressive by strength standards obviously, but strength isn't my goal).
>>40612274
>flex a 'cep
how does one flex said 'cep?
>>40612274
jesus christ lad
>>40627578
It's begun
>>40613320
shes so cute omfg
>>40614288
keek
>>40627561
bee boo poo
>>40612274
>flex a 'cep
>>40618709
>>40612274
'cep 'cep 'cep
>>40617658
It's a samefagger who wants to be a meme
>>40627342
So you posted all of those replies to your own post? to prove a point....
> Jesus get a life -- worst I have seen in a while
>>40612274
>>40612274
A new running joke has been in'cepted
>"Anon what do you mean by 'ceps"?
>My 'ceps look. This is my front 'cep, my back 'cep and if you look up here you can see my 'elts
>Sorry, your what?
>My 'elts. Wanna see my 'aps?
>"You are scaring me"
>At least I'm not 'tistic you 'lut
I've been know to flex a cep, aheyum
>>40612274
Put me in the screencap
>>40627342
Holy shit your a fucking loser. You actually took time out of you worthless life to post all those you's
>>40612028
>c'mon anon, take off your shirt! We wanna see those abs
OK
>>40612274
>flex a 'cep
>>40612274
Is this a new meme?
>>40613255
People like me who have pectus and burn easily
Th-thanks genetics
>>40614278
it is
>>40612274
Put me in the cap
>>40618739
The first poster said it ironically you stupid faggot
God 4chan sucks
>>40630873
>i-i was being i-ironic!
>>40612274
>im not autistic
WHAAATTTT IS GOING ON
>>40627342
Holy shit.
>>40612274
>then again im not autistic like you and I know what girls want
oK
>>40612274
>flex a 'cep
>not autistic
>>40612274
i'm starting to think op just samefagged his own post
>>40612274
Ok, I gotta add another (you)
>>40612274
>id just flex a 'cep and say something along the lines of
>>40612274
I saw this
>>40612274
I wanted to see the original.
>>40612274
>then again im not autistic like you and I know what girls want
>>40612274
Best thing I've seen in years on /fit/
>>40612274
flex which 'cep?
ad me in scrincap pls
>>40612274
>I'm not autistic
Put me in the screenshot
>>40612274
>flex a 'cep
>not autistic
posting in epic bread