/sip/

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>>40607565
Not yet. Waiting until about half an hour before I lift. I'm down to only one a day now for maximum effect.

S I P B O Y S

>>40607565
>>40607652
>>40607870

I P C H A N G I N G 2 0 1 7

>>40607966
I was the OP and just came back to this thread lol. There are actually more than one of us.

>>40607966
Shoo shoo Red Bull shill

>tfw stopped getting zero ultra sips and started just getting the small cans of red bull sugar free
>tfw can hear the calling for me to return to my sip lord

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>>40608422
>the prodigal sipper

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sips are on sale at 711 rn

>tfw canada will never get unleaded sips

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>>40607565
this fucking meme got me to drink monster zero/blue before almost all of my workouts.

fuck you /fit/

That stuff gives me the shits

>>40609992
No it deosnt
>>40609982
Blue is good but try the red its god tier

>>40609982
>Monster Blue

Goddamn bro, how can you even swallow that oversweetened mess.

God Tier:
Monster White
Monster Rehab (Orange)
Monster Red

Meh Tier:
Monster Orange (Basically Fanta with zero calories and caffeine)
Red Bull zero

Utter shit Tier:
Any monster with >1 kcal.
Monster Blue. The first non-caloric Monster and it shows. It tastes like a can of liquid sugar.

>>40609982
>not orange or black

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>>40610086
I think you're talking about two different blues. I think he means blue sips and you mean piss sips. Consult the chart.

I had to settle for piss sips one time while traveling last summer and I couldn't even finish it. Blue sips, on the other hand, is not my fave but definitely more palatable than piss.

>>40610086
Do they make a grape monster and will it ever exist in the greatest of british isles

>>40610163
These are no joke the worst 2 flavors my dude>>40610086
>Monster Blue
He means the ultra not the sugar free standard black blue one which is horrible.

>>40610086
>Monster Red
My nigga

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>>40610358
Im holding my breath, coming to all store sometime this month. Only available at costco or sams club atm

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>>40609774
On my way homie

>>40610379
Yeah that's what I'm saying here >>40610340

Two different blues. One is much worse than the other.

>>4061037

You dont like ultra black?

>>40610379


This >>40610405 was for you

>>40610358
>>40610390
I just saw an article from last week that said they hope to have a nation-wide launch by the end of March.

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>>40610340
>>40610379
>>40610403
>>40610405

Sorry brahs, I meant the standard blue, pic related. I was not aware there was another, sip-worthy version. I promise to step up my sip game next time.

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>>40610532
S I P B O Y S

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Hey guys, I used to just sip casually with my friends but now it seems like I just always want that first sip of the day. What can I do to overcome this. This is really starting to hurt me financially. I just lost my job and can't afford to be sipping this much. I just can't help myself.

I just hopped on the sip wagon... I've only had original white. What others should I try next?

BUT WHY.
WHY IS THE FIRST SIP SO MUCH BETTER?
I NEED TO KNOW.

Ultra red before every workout

>>40610569
Lots of people like red. I like yellow and orange. Few people seem to like black or blue.

>>40610549
>>40610555
These
>>40610532
This one is absolutely awful, never drink it.

>>40610609
It's got what plants crave.

>>40610569
Cant go wrong with any of the ultras really.
If you dont mind sugar i actually think the pink one and coffee ones are great.>>40610619
Black sucks but the ultra blue is good.

>>40610635
Coffee one? Just coffee flavored sips?

>>40610549
>kiwis outside the fridge

I can tell you're more of a /gulp/ guy. Sad!

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>>40610652
Those are my girlfriend's. I'm a kiwis-in-the-fridge guy.

>>40610569
Ultras for morning sips. Rehab (light brown/orange) for evening sips.

>>40610644
Its not (((sips))) cause its not ultra but ya they have like 3 standard coffee monsters with 3 special flavors. Theyre all good. Kind of sweet but it aint gonna kill you every once and a while.

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SIPBOYS2017
REPORTING IN
got my sips in the fridge but gotta wait till after work
GOD DAMN do i want my sips now

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>>40610721

>>40610722
Iktf

Got another hour myself

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>>40610748
My fucking nigger. Ive had all those at one point or another but i think theyve discontinued a lot of those or theyre at least hard as fuck to find. I remember KONA was amazing. And Lo Ball.

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>>40610390
theres some indian dude at the 711 by my work who sells them. they taste pretty good. if you wanna immitate it take grape crystal light and put it in carbonated water and its pretty close. im waiting for them to come out everywhere. i refuse to go to the 711 because the indian guy "babu" doesnt give me the 2 for $4 deal and never understands me like fuck sake man.

>>40610855
>indian guy "babu" doesnt give me the 2 for $4 deal
You mean he literally refuses you? I think the deal is just done senpai.

>>40609831
do we not have them? i was thinking about falling for the meme

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シ プ ボ イ ス
2 0 1 7

Sipping from Jp before workout

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>>40611056
Japanese sips

>>40611056
Stock up on your sips, jap. The Olympics are coming and with it a horde of thirsty-ass America's, I expect they'll jack up the prices when the demand skyrockets.

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Mmmmmm sippy times

>>40611085
Today it was the first time I noticed my sips are textured.
Are US sips also textured?

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>>40607565
Last day of bulking but just another day of sippin'

>>40610881
bruh the thortons gas stations around here do a 3 for $5 sip deal no joke

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>>40611056
R A R E S I P

SAVED

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>>40607565
Just had my second sip of the day, ready for the gym b o i s

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>>40611056
A E S T H E T I C

>>40611056
Guaranteed to help you lift lmao1jap

>>40610900
Fellow Leaf here, I got two boxes for ~15 dollars at Walmart a couple days ago. We've got them.

>>40611421
Unleaded? The grey can?

>tfw tempted to get a sip just now but its already late as fuck

First time sip checking in.

Got called in to work in 2 hours, ive already had 2 coffees. Convienently my work sells the white one for $4.20.

I think im falling for the meme.

Should i take the plunge and take my first SIP today?

Will i survive?

>>40611421
the non caffiene can?

>>40611449
Oops. No, the white. Am a retard, didn't read. Sorry bro.

>>40611157
Some of them like the sunrise, citron and blue

>>40611474
$4.20 is way too much. 3 for $5 is not uncommon. Hold out for the right sip anon.

S I P B O Y S

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>>40611465

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first and last attempt at OC

>>40611497
b-b-but i wanna be a s-sip boy too. I could easily flog some and they be free. Are the sips potentially worth risking my job over?

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i love this image

my mom says its bad to drink monster every daym =(
I drink one every day (zero cal) is there anything bad about that?

>>40611537
Only one way to find out

>>40611595
there is an excessive amount of vitamins you will probably piss out.
and the high chance of caffeine addiction

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>>40611586
This is the sequel

>>40611163
What is that white shit on the left plate?

>>40611645
Eggs.

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About to try the red sip for the first time. What am i in for?

>>40611711
It tastes very very red.

t. someone with synthesthesia

>>40607565
What is this?

>>40611749
>nonsipper detected

>Tfw you think Rockstar Pure Zero Fruit Punch flavor is the best tasting sip by far.

>>40611711
You keep tuna in the fridge... What are you, some kind of fag?

>>40611679
Might just be the lighting but they look grody to the max.

>>40611809
I prefer my fish cold

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Blue is best sips

>>40611803
HERESY

>>40611711
>Cholula

Are you homosex?

>>40611803
>rockstar
>sip
Pick one

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sup bois

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>>40611711

The best one imo.

>>40611711
>tuna
>hot sauce

stop putting things in the fridge that don't need to go in the fridge

>>40611056
THANK YOU NIP SIP

>>40611912
More like S I P B O Y S

>>40611465
>>40611508
Holy shit im thinking this exact same thing

>>40611595
Your moms a non-sipper simple as that.

where can I buy cheap sips online?

The only answer to this thread should be black coffee

>>40611803
If thats the white can with a red star ill agree that its pretty fucking good
but
not a true sip
>>40611823
Ive never seen the pink sip

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The best sip, without a doubt

>>40611844
How dare you that hot sauce is tasty af

>>40607565
Why is blatant advertising tolerated on /fit/?

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>>40612330
Amazon is probably your best bet.

>>40612385
*sips fedora*

>>40612401
Pink sips were a flop. Came and went back in 2013. Turned out chicks just weren't ready to sip.

>>40612461
>Pink sips were a flop. Came and went back in 2013
Fuckkkk
I feel like i missed out on trying them just to complete my collection

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>>40612468
I kind of want to start a petition to bring them back, but that would draw Monster's attention to /fit/, at which point they might actually start shilling here.

>go to get a monster
>rock star is on sale for half the price
>eh lets try it
>it tastes exactly the same

>>40612589
Similar but not the same. Calm down non sipper, but yes take advantage of good deals.

>>40612579
Word

>>40610855
is that an 86?

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>>40612442
Why don't newfags lurk more before they post retarded shit like this?

Chill out and have a sip.

>>40612401
yup white can red star = GOAT

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>>40613599
>nonsipper detected

>>40613730
i've been sipping for 5 years straight. Every single day. My tastebuds have transcended basic sips into the true elite

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>>40613763
OK kid

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I sip, therefore i am.

>>40610397
>140mg caffeine
pffft
pfffffffffft
ha

>>40614115
*sips fedora*

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S I P B O Y S

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>>40611832

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>>40614107
Is Joe a confirmed S I P B O Y ?

>tfw autistic memers are increasing your sales and all you did was make one thread months ago

>>40607565

>implying mother isn't better than monster

wew

>>40611912
>When you don't want calories or sugar but you'll eat a whole fucking plate of nasty party pies with sugary ketchup

I hate this fucking board

>>40610623
Fuck you.
That's my main afternoon sip.

You motherfuckers got me so close to buying this cancer before my workout today

Which sugarfree sip tastes like the regular monster?

>>40616471
shoo

>>40610340
Am I okay with tea? I am British so drink a shit load of tea, like 20 cups a day... with whole milk and no sugar. The only sips at the shop near me are beetus, low carb beetus and literal piss. Am I okay or do I need to up my sips game?

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tom martins and clarence confirmed for

>S I P B O Y S

>>40611157
my Official White+Silver Sips is textured here in New England, USA

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>>40616872
You're good. Maybe try some sips if you ever happen to spot the white one, but tea is legit. I drink green tea throughout the day and sip one can as a preworkout. I feel like that's a pretty good balance.

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>>40612330
>>40612461
amazon actually costs more, they were £1 around here for months now they've all shot up to £1.19 everywhere, best amazon can do is £1.27 per sip

>>40617677

Does that take into account free shipping with prime?

>>40617690
free shipping even without prime

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just got myself some lithuanian S I P

>>40617845
R A R E S I P

>>40611056
>>40617845
Does anyone else have any pics of /rareSips/?
I need to add to my folder

>>40615671
Dude make better decision in your life.
Confirmed for worst sip.

>>40607565

Anyone else get geeked up on Low Carb Beetus sips and none of the others?

like they gotta put some extra vitamins that shit

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just ordered 72x cola zero and 72x fanta zero from dankmark

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>>40618521
You're doing it wrong.

Anyone else experience a noticable boost to mood from sips? I've started sipping at work and noticed that I'm not as bummed out or annoyed by everything, and I'm also more talkative with customers.

>>40618570
same here

>>40617845
HOLY FUCK

so jelly

>>40618521
Shameful display

>>40618488
can confirm. I believe it's because no carb sips have stevia which causes an insulin release but there's often no carbs for the insulin to pick up, so any energy the caffeine gives is offset by the insulin. While the low carb sips have a few g of sugar and the rest is sucralose which does not cause an insulin response.

>>40618570
>>40618579
It's the B vitamins (and the caffeine)

>>40618521

enjoy your kidney stones

Is this a meme?
Why do you guys drink this liquid cancer in a can?

>>40618632

>liquid cancer

**CITATION NEEDED**

>>40618646
Let me rephrase that,

Why do you drink this garbage

>>40618632
>Liquid cancer

Okay mom, show me which Facebook infographic you learned that from.

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>>40607565
Guy how many sips do you take to use it as a pre-workout?
Or do I need to actually drink the whole thing?

>>40612239
>female orc

get out.

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スイップボイス二千十七

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i fucking hate GIMP

>>40619601
>GIMP
???

>>40618632
I'm pretty sure there's only like 5 guys samefagging and getting paid to talk about how good Monster is because all of these taste mediocre and definitely not worth this much discussion, idk why these threads don't get deleted fuckin shit mods probably getting paid as well.

>>40619839
>69 posters
How stupid are you?
Also every board on this site is full of shitpoting its what makes this place great. If you dont like it go to reddit you fucking faggot

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>>40619839
>5 guys samefagging
There are 69 unique posters in this thread. There were 180+ in the last sips general.

You ever tried /pol/? You would love /pol/.

>>40607565

Fuck, all these shills are working. Im starting to want one and ive never had one before

Aren't energy drinks very bad for you?

>>40620451
bumping for this

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>>40619920
>>40619907
You can easily appear as multiple "posters" by posting through a proxy server. The way you always respond defensively when someone points out that this is a marketing strategy, is quite telling. I don't know why these threads aren't removed to be honest, there's no relevant fitness discussion and the meme potential is very weak. All points to viral marketing, and or shitposting.

>>40620451
>>40620480
0 cal
8% daily sodium
100% of 4 B vitamins
same amount of caffeine as coffee without staining your teeth

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>>40620520
>proxy server
OK kid

>responding defensively is quite telling
Yes, the fact that I'm telling you you're wrong strongly insinuates that you're right. Fuck man, that's bulletproof.

>no relevant fitness discussion
It's a preworkout.

>the meme potential is very weak
How new are you?

>>40620451
>>40620480
You're thinking of the sugary ones. Sips is zero sugar, zero cal. Fuck boys, this is easy shit. You have internet access.

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>>40620520
Sounds like someone has never had sips

>>40620520
>and the mem potential is very weak

who in the fuck do you think you are

S I P S Q U A D

>when the icy cold metal touches your dry, thirsting lips and that first crisp sip rushes down your throat

G O D L Y

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>>40620831
Pic inspired me

Who is your /sipfu/
>pic related

>>40607565

Best monster is the rehab iced tea + lemonade

Like an arnold palmer on steroids

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>>40620915
Somebody say Arnold?

>>40621010
wrong arnold bruh

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>>40620878

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>>40621012
>implying there's more than one Arnold

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PUT. THAT SIP. DOWN.

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>>40621109
You think I'm fucking with you? I am not fucking with you. I'm here from siptown. And I'm here on a mission of mercy.

I always thought this shit was just a meme.

Are sips actually good? What color should I try?

You faggots actually have me curious

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>>40621574
White

I bought my first sip at a convenience store yesterday and I'm about to take the plunge. Do you guys drink the whole thing before a workout?

>>40621574
White's good, consensus from earlier in the thread seems to be that red is the one to try after white

>>40618622
Are you just saying shit or is this for real? Third anon here who's experiencing the same thing. Are sips bad for your health in any way?

>>40621799
it's not any worse than a few cups of coffee, don't listen to these guys

>>40621815
I was referencing those guys with relation to the improvement in mood.

>>40611711
>hot sauce
>fridge
next time buy just sauce

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Thought this shit was just a meme until I saw pic related in the gym a while back.

>>40621621
>>40621758
I'll try white then. Will post results later or in the next thread depending on how much you guys are sipping

>>40621944
>L M A O
>M
>A
>O

>>40621962
god speed anon

>>40621944
>30lbs cable pulls

KEK
E
K

>>40621698
>drink the whole thing before a workout?
that depends, do you want to have the most intense workout of your life?

>>40621831
Have you never had a caffeine high?

>sips on sale
>buy one of thse 99c 1L cans of brisk ice tea things
>mix them in a big ass cup

>>40622384
I want to kill you in real life for even suggesting this

>>40621815
A 16-ounce can of sips has less than half the caffeine of 16 ounces of your average Starbucks coffee.

>>40620520
>the meme potential is very weak
Holy shit how fucking new can you get

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>>40610082
Can confirm that red it the tits

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Got one of these on the way home, drank before workout.

I'm done, /fit/, I've switched. Way less sweetener aftertaste than Zero Ultra, by far. Way better flavor. Had a great workout after, too.

>>40607565
Had my first sip of my life today, underwhelming TBQH senpai.

T. Coffee shill.

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>>40623247

>>40622585
Average Starbucks is a black coffee.

>>40623247
>howdoyoudofellowkids.jpg

>>40623316
They have several varieties with varying caffeine content (260mg-375mg range). I'm saying that the average caffeine content of Starbucks coffee is more than twice that of sips (140mg).

Source: https://www.caffeineinformer.com/the-complete-guide-to-starbucks-caffeine

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>>40623265
update, the niacin in here sucks. Never again.

Confirmed monster shill thread.

>>40623383
Oh shit my bad I misread your whole post. I hadn't finished my sip yet... I can't focus without caffeine anymore.

>not sipping on a big gulp all day
Pussies

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>>40620520
>meme potential
>reddit-tier essay
fucking IDIOT. get the FUCK off my BOARD

RRREEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>40623617
>the niacin in here sucks
I can't even imagine what this could mean.

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>2017
>Not drinking knockoff sips

Havent been on /fit since election.
First day back.
Not disappointed.

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>>40624478
Welcome back.

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First ever /sip/ and it's pretty good. Glad I bought th 4 pack

>>40624467
get your fucking welfare sips out of here

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>>40607565
why don't any of you guys sip on this greatness

>>40611711
Hot sauce in the fridge? You're a piece of shit

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>>40623236
are you handling that red sip with your hobbit foot???

>>40624943
R A R E

Is that real?

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is the cockstar zero good for the sip

>>40607565
Yeah, I just love how it tastes like cum.

>>40624963
yeah man check amazon. I use to get them a few years ago all the time.

>>40624973
Disclosure: *wash the cum out of your mouth before taking your /sip/ if you want to avoid the cum flavor

>>40624976
Holy shit, I've seen it before in sip threads but I always thought they were shopped. Thanks man, ill try them out

Why sips when you can chug and run forever?

>>40624986
SAVAGE

SIPBOYS BRING THE HEAT

>>40624931
Welcome to the sip crew

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>>40625021
They're pretty gross desu senpai. The protein in it is clumpy and you can't shake the can unless you wanna be sprayed when you pop it open

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Fucking subhuman monster fags. Viso ubermench reporting in. Twice the caffeine (300mg per 20oz) less bullshit.

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>>40624962
Hehe

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Who here /sipsmischief/ ?

>buy 2 monster ultra red
>go to gym
>open both
>set one on bench to "hold" it
>set the other on floor in the squat to "hold" the rack
>do a bodyweight routine and don't use either

>>40625437
>want to use bench
>see an open sips
>pick it up
>it's full
>take their first sip
>spit in it
>set it by the medicine ball and use th bench

I haven't been on fit in a few months and have no idea what this thread is but I drink like 5 monster rehabs a day am I welcome here?

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>>40625469
You've come to the right place

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>>40625482
Awesome now I can pretend my caffeine addiction is normal and not worry about quitting

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>MEGASIP

>>40625531
That looks like a feminist art project or spirit cooking or something equally horrifying.

>>40611711
>cholula in Sweden

Why am I not surprised.

>>40620520
I comes off as a shitty meme to me. No one shilled the Bogdanoffs on /pol/, it's just a shitty meme a lot of people liked.

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>>40625611
So go back to /pol/

>tfw never had a sip but really enjoy these threads

am i welcome here?

>>40625836
Sips is for everyone.

>>40625632
What if I don't?

>>40624986
>wanting to avoid the cum flavor
It's almost like you're gay, bro.

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>>40611711
SIPPA DEN BRA MIN BRODER, SIPPA DEN BRA.

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>ctrl+F "sips" in the catalog
>10 results
What a time to be alive. Can't wait for the backlash to start up again. Sip crew comes back stronger every time.

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>>40625953
>>40611711

>that first SVip of the day

(fresh OC boys)

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Don't forget your nighttime sips too

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>>40625531
>>40625482
>not drinking water

ITT raging faggots hooked on the jew drink

Bois I got some bad news. My gains goblin gf drank my last can of sip without telling me. After berating her I went down the the gas station down the street and it turns out they had gotten robbed earlier that night, so the weak-willed manager gave the cashier the rest of their shift off. What am I gonna do my dudes? I sold my car to buy more sips and the second closest store is too far to walk without the caffeine boost.

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>>40626397
>bois
Go start a craigs list ad for a cum sippers pozz party

>>40626139
S I P
I
P

For every sip they ban 2 more show up.

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Who /white/ here?

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Rare sip spotted

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>>40626470
>cum sippers pozz party

my sides

>>40626349
I bet she smells like the finest pheromones and takes like the finest housekeys.

>>40628175
Tastes*

>>40608422
i can hear the sips calling

>>40618521
Why would you come here to brag about that, those aren't going to do you any good

>>40626618
R A R E S I P

>>40626349
*sips fedora*

>>40626618
R A R E
A
R
E

Do sips help with a cold?

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>>40629541
Sure. 200% DV of B vitamins baby.

>>40611711
leaving humanity behind

>>40617392
It's like it was fate. I have lived here for years and as I said before only beetus, low carb beetus and literal piss in the shop. Went in to the shop today to pick up some stuff... Do my eyes deceive me? They only fucking have some sips! Man even the can feels nice and textured. It was meant to be! Going to have my first sip before I work out in a bit. Wish me luck guys.

>>40614404
I loved that story. Tell it at the bar once in a while.

I've been visiting /fit more frequently over the past weeks &, after this shit took off, I've found myself wanting Monster Zero real bad. I have actually spent money on it because it is talked about so much 'round these parts.

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Estonian sip in front of "sip" beer and wine shop.

Am I doing it right?

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What's up with the ultra white hype?
I like the taste of the blue low-carb one (on the right)

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>>40630127
>piss sipper detected

>>40629747
>literally that first sip
Jealous

>tfw used to crack open a ice cold sip and a bag of reese minis every day after work while playing BF4

what is this sip meme

*PCHSSSTT CHUCK PWAAAA*
FFFLLLSLSSSPP

>>40630937
[five minutes later]
*BRRRAAAAAAAAAPPPPP*

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>>40630921

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I heard that sips increase cortisol levels leading to fat gain or fat loss plateaus. Also heard it decreases muscle growth to to vaso constriction. This true?

>>40631564
False. Caffeine transiently increases cortisol, which is fine. Longterm cortisol elevation is what we want to avoid. Also it has taurine and niacin, which help with vasodilation, and the caffeine lets you lift heavier, which causes a greater stimulus.

Any other femanons here that won't let a guy fuck them if they are a no sipper?

>>40629602
Sips and DayQuil just killed the cold

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>>40617845
German S I P here

>>40621012
don't you ever say those words again you whore

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>>40609774
omw baby

>drinking sips when one serving of pic related costs less and has 3 times as much caffeine per serving

>>40632564
>pic related
Classic nonsipper

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>>40632564
>>40632771

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Guys I just bought my first /sip/ today (2 for $4!!!).
Gonna have it tomorrow morning.
What should I expect?

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>>40610340
>yfw hbox sips

>>40631605
Marry me

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>>40607565
>tfw my supermarket doesn't off white sips no more only shitty orange and red ones

>>40633112
>Orange
Garbage
>Red
Those are god tier watch your mouth

>>40625356
absolute madman

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>>40611056
TOKYO SIP

>>40610532
>literal piss

>>40632896
joy

Can someone please eggsplain this meme to me thangggssss :DDDD

>>40612094
underrated

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>>40612094
>NIP
o vey

>>40630851
Holy shit! You're right to be jealous. That shit was glorious. I don't care if this is some damn meme, my eyes have been opened. Sips for life!

>>40635172
It was a good preworkout before it was a meme.

>>40634906
Take a sip and we'll talk.

monster is overrated af anyone who's had Mr Hyde preworkout knows that shit gets you x10 more zooted, esp considering you can take as much as you want. Anyone who thinks "sips" are hardcore take a 5 scoop shooter of my shit and see the difference

>>40636537
*sips fedora*

>>40607565
Just had a long night drive back from London to the Beautiful North.

Finally bought into this Sip shit, and it's actually quite nice. Fucking woke me up too. M42 closed around Birmingham/Coventry and ended up racing a guy in a sick Mercedes AMG along the diversion route. Flying around roundabouts at 80mph, hit 130 along a dual carriageway.

Maybe he was a fellow Sipboy....

>>40614115
>pfft
>pfffffffffft
It's pronounced, *pshhhhhht* anon, learn your sipps

>>40636564
>Giving into the shills

Not going to make it.

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>>40636586
Laffin

>>40636537
>zooted
I see youve been to urban dictionary.
Get out non sipper.

>>40636805
I see you've never done amphetamines

zooted, geekin, gassed, wired, blitzed, etc etc

If you go on urbanddictionary and aren't living in 2006 you're a fagit

>>40636841
>amphetamines
You say that like Its something ive missed out on?
And all those words apply to coke too which ive done. Either way i try yo avoid sounding like a moron who loves cliches as much as possible though. Head on back to reddut anytime.

>>40636867
projecting so hard telling me all the websites "I" visit

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I haven't been on /fit/ in years and I come back to all you faggots memeing energy drinks

someone explain

>>40636841
Hopped up on goofballs

>>40636945
Why are these people in every fucking sip thread.

"Been away for awhile what's this sip meme someone explain it to me haha fags"

>>40636967
Im genuinely intrigued you cock sucking nigger

>>40636909
Not projecting at all. And i only said one. Try harder to fit in next time and no one will notice.

>>40636945
>>40636976
Then genuinely read the thread you retard.
OR
go back to what ever shit board you came from nigger.

>>40636976
Oh shit, you're genuinely intrigued. I didn't realize you're genuinely intrigued. Damn. OK, well, maybe read the thread, or any of the several other sip threads in the catalog or the archive, or go ask reddit, or just lurk more.

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>>40636976
Sheeeit look at the edge on this one. You sound like my wife's son.

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>>40607565
I found a new /sip/

>>40637648
Doesnt count but im intrigued.
How was it? What flavor?

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