Are you a /fit/ virgin?

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OP here
I'll start

>>40604953
Have you ever tried cutting? atleast 10% bodyfat gets bitches

>>40604941
Only one I've ever known was a Mormon. Knew him from selection. Thought he was a super hero or some shit. Complete autist around girls.

I also pissed on him while sleepwalking after a night of drinking. Poor Dave.

>>40604972
>Knew him from selection.
What unit?

1/75

>>40604953
You should've gotten laid at least once without even needing to lift, your face alone should be enough
You're probably just autistic

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>>40604953
But YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO CUT ME OFF

MAKE OUT LIKE IT NEVER HAPPENED AND THAT WE WERE NOTHIN

AND I DONT EVEN NEED YOUR GAINS BUT YOU TREAT ME LIKE A HOMO AND THAT FEELS SO ROUGH

YOU DIDNT HAVE TO SQUAT SO LOW
HAVE YOUR FRIENDS COLLECT YOUR DECA AND THEN CHANGE YOUR DOSAGE

BUT I DONT EVEN NEED THAT THOUGH
NOW YOURE JUST A GYMBRO THAT I USED TO KNOW

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>>40604953
uneven nipple that's your problem

>>40606457
kek'd. Good stuff

>>40604953
I think I saw a imgur album of this guys nudes recently. Can't find it right now tho.

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lifting doesn't cure autism

>>40606457
Fuck anon, thanks for the laugh, I needed it.

>>40604953
Wtf your physique literally looks like mine but with muscles, even the hair is literally the same

>>40604953
This guy isn't a virgin he was in another thread like a week ago talking about tinder sluts

>>40606834
lifting doesn't cure manletism or an ugly face

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>>40607236
>anon you're hot
>tfwnogf