How to use Insulin properly?

>>40603183
bump, also T1D
are you fat or lean now?

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>>40603183
I got you bro no worries
>get about 50 30Gx12.7mm BD ultra fines
>get 60ml pig insulin
>the day you are going to lift make sure you have both
>30 min post workout throw out the insulin
>go search your local shops for empty water balloons in the parking lot
>one you've found one,watch the parking lot for a Car that pulls in just to catch a tail from a parked car
>follow both
This is the crucial moment because you're either about to succeed or get stabbed multiple times in the liver
>once all parties are stopped,get out and hop in the lead car
>wait for the tail car to finish their business. Do not communicate with them under any circumstances. ask for one big one, pay what he asks. as you are a fresh face and have no business negotiating prices yet or buying any appropriate quantities yet.
>he'll resort to angry Spanish
>do not make any sudden movements
>tell him you're very sick,show him you're juicy pecs so he knows you're not wired. If you can't convince him you're probably just retarded, sorry.
>get back in your car
>go to taco bell and shoot up some black tar heroin with your BD ultrafines

>>40605136
Pretty lean I think. Def not fat

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>>40605182
>show him your juicy pecs so he knows you're not wired

Why not just ask your endocrinologist

>>40603183
You need steroid along with it I think. Wouldn't you just get fat if you blasted insulin?

>>40606049
Yes, his organs will literally bloat with fat and excess water

>>40603183
You need to jam it in your balls, seen as the whole benefit to it in a bodybuilding sense is ultimately bringing more glycogen to the testicles, which ramps up their testosterone production.

Shooting it into the testicles itself is very clearly painful and stupid, instead just anywhere in the scrotum, so long as you go past the cremaster muscle as it will permeate the tissues. Be careful but it does bring quick, easy gains.

>>40606171
>>40606049
>>40603183

All of you are fucking retarded.

t. type 1 diabetic for 21 years

>>40606229
*oh forgot to say only do a quarter of your normal doses this way and once a week.

>>40606239
Why am I a retard?
>>40606049

We are not talking normal doses, we are talking about taking extra insulin. I made my comment based on a belief that insulin promotes an undesirtable nutrition-partitioning; towards storing fat.