What does /fit/ look like wet?

i look really soft

was in the shower earlier, bloated up from a week of binge drinking, and realized how disgusting and unappealing i am

>>40596566
Pls tell me how to make my bf look like this

Basically same as the gif but a bit smaller and more defined since better lighting

I'm a 6'5" bearded fatass that's probably balding but at least I'm decently strong.

>>40596621
dump him and let me ram that boipussy

no homo

>>40596566
A tall skinny guy


Who is also wet

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>>40596566
Here's me right outta the shower.
>inb4 no legs
I know, I'm working on it.

>>40596659
no legs? more like no nothing

>>40596566
Oh my fuck I wanna catch with my mouth the water dripping from his balls.

Also I look like an unattractive member of the weaker sex.

What is the point of this thread? Muscle worship?

>>40596669
u got me m8
pic?

>>40596659
I would ask if you were once a fatass but since you have no calves I can assume that you've always been skinnyfat.

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>>40596685

>>40596692
pic of u?

>>40596704
WTF?
You look good bud but your arms are smaller than mine and you only have marginally bigger legs and I doubt you're 6'5" like me.
Y the hate?

>>40596738
m8...

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>>40596738
>6'5"

>>40596566
>tfw when i will never look like that

One fucking chance at life and I was born to live life as an adult with 6" wrists.

Feels fucking sad man.

>>40596810
It's true. IDK how to prove it but why would I lie with no trip?
You may notice that I only have about 2 inches of clearance under the door behind me.

>>40596704
something about you just looks off

>>40596856
bad pic i guess

>>40596816
I'm more worried about my small penis

Where is this from? I've seen it here before

>>40596566
This is so fucking uncomfortable. Stop fagging up this board you faggot.

>>40597122
>wahh i don't want to see muscely shirtless men on a bodybuilding forum
Unless you're just baiting fuck off back to the closet

>>40597122

I'm not even sure I should reply to this.

Are you new, or are you trolling?

>pls be honest because I wasted 20s typing this reply out m8

>>40597122
jesus man you must be new here phaggot

>>40597108
I'm not entirely sure, but i think it's Beau Warner.
He's done some gay shit iirc, shame he has a JUST face.

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Do i look like dog shit?

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>>40598718
Shave your head.
Lift more.