Super Soldier Serum

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>>40594492
I take it hoping for the 40%

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Do you take it?

Yes

>>40594492
It already exists its called trenbolone and im taking it right now

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>>40594534

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>>40594534
Literally a win win for 90% of this board.
>tfw you get the 10% nothing

>>40594492
I do it hoping for Hulk mode. Contract out to the military for huge money, offering to drop myself on opposition bases for maximum smash.

>>40594538
Something I realized from watching agents of shield is that asgardians just have denser connective muscle tissue.

So you need a drug not to grow muscle, but to add some sort of protection to existing muscle so they can't tear when lifting or much harder to tear. Skin also needs to have a much stronger connection.

Isn't there some enzyme that bonds cells together?

>>40594538
Isn't that a chocolate?

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>>40594598
Yes

>>40594492

absolutely

>>40594492
I would of agreed to take it before I even got to the green text. 15% hulk just sweetens the deal.

Fuck it, I'll just roll to see what % I get and go by your %s.

> 40% get

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>>40594765
Stupid super soldier...

>>40594492
Nah.
I'll do the the super soldier procedure Blonzky or Cage did though.

>>40594492
Was this a guy before the 10% chance of complications?

>>40594765
Roll

>>40594815
Actually it was a girl, but she grew a penis.

>>40594492
Roll

Rolling for luck

>>40594765
Roll

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>>40595373
Fuck yh, we're all going to make it.

>>40594492
of course i would

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Last two digits backwards determine what you get.

00-39 - death
40-64 - captain america
64-79 - hulk
80-89 - nothing happens
90-99 - have to incorporate a smith machine in your next workout

00-39 death
40-64 Capt America
65-79 Hulk
80-89 Nothing
90-99 Complications

>>40594590
All cells are bound together

>>40595479
rolling for hulk

>>40595477
Roll

>>40595477
Roll

>>40594765

rolly rolly

>>40595479
Death here i come.

>>40595477
Roll

>>40595528
>>40595524
We have a winner

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>>40594492

>>40595477
k

>>40595477
plz death

>>40595477
here i go!

>>40595609
>Hello darkness my old friend
>I've come to use the smith again

>>40594590
>so they can't tear when lifting
You will never make gains.

>>40595477
please no 90-99

>>40595477
rollan

>>40594492
Beep

>>40595624
thank you based dice gods

>>40595477
roll

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>>40595477

>>40595477
rollando

>>40595477

>>40595477
Roll

>>40594765
jk rowling

>>40595477
ROLL

>>40595477
Waffle top

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>>40594537
I unironically love courage wolf

>>40595477
ol

כגד

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>>40595391
>being a frog collector
>saving the thumbnail

You are not one of us

>>40595477
>>40595479

roll

>>40595477
Jokes on you, I already have several uses for the smith machine, and two of them have actually improved my physique and strength massively.

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>>40594553

Me too

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>>40595868
>being a frog poster

>>40595477
roll

>>40594492
Yes

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>>40595868
Who said i saved the thumbnail?
We practically made this frog

>the serum enhances what is already there

>i become an even more depressed lazy faggot
>but way stronger

It's a tough one, I'd probably do it though.

>>40595477
DEATH GET

>>40594590
>make synthetic collagen out of magic materials
>replace all collagen with synthetic collagen
>become indestructible

>>40595477
rorr

>>40595477
Rollerinii

>>40595479
Keep rollin

>>40595477
Roll

>>40595477
Rolling for death.

>>40595479
yes

>>40595477
Let's do this

>>40594492
Steam rollan

>>40595477
what could go wrong?

>>40595477

>>40595477
Here we go

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C'MON

>>40596134
fugg :DD

>>40595477
Rollaroonie

>>40595479
rolling for hulk

>>40594492
So, only 10% potentially negative effects? I'll take it.

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>>40595477
pin me

>>40595477
>>40595479
Give it to me, baby.

>>40594765
roll

roool

>>40594598
kek
Tren is a drug, the chocolate is called toblerone. There's a meme of photoshooting TRENBOLONE onto the TOBLERONE box

>being this new

>>40595477
Shoot me up, senpai.

>>40594765
roll

>>40594492
I'd like to inject her with some of my super soldier serum, if you know what I'm sayin

>>40595477
god dammit ROLOLOLOLO

>>40595477
rollolo

>>40594492
>01-40: death
>41-65: captain america
>66-80: the Hulk
>81-90: nothing
>91-00: unknown complications http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random

Rolling

>>40595477
Rolling

>>40595477
Roll me dubs man

>>40595477
pls no smith

>>40595477
roll

>>40595479
rolling for nothing

>>40595477
bingo

>>40595477
Rollan

>>40595479
Rollll

Rollor

>>40595477
Send me to the great beyond

>>40595477
Pls>>40595477

>>40595477
roooollll

>>40595479
Roll for jesus

>>40595477
Rolan

>>40596484
Kek why

>>40595477
rollinggggg

>>40595477

rolllllllll

>>40595477

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so 65% chance of a good result, I'll take it.

>>40595477
Rollllllling

>>40595477
Roll for death

>>40595477
lets go boyz 00-39

>>40595477
my nigga

>>40594492
roll

>>40595479
>>40595479
Cant win if you dont bet
>>40595477

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>>40595477

>>40595477
roll

>>40594765
Easy gains get!

>>40594590
Why are none of you faggots going and getting checked by scientists for your muscle density and so forth, and finding women with markedly higher density, and making super babies? I mean fuck, I specifically breed plants depending on growth patterns, people have bred animals like that for millenia, why the fuck aren't you on that level?
My exes all thought I was autistic for refusing to have children with them after finding out genetic discrepancies but my children will be GODS

>>40595477
rull

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>>40595477
rolling for death.

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>>40596734
SWEET RELEASE

>>40594765
nice

>>40595477
Rolling

>>40595477
roll

>>40595477
rollingg

>>40595477
roll

>>40594534
Fpbp

>>40594765
rolling

>>40595477
Cmon kek

gibe death

>>40595477
e

>>40595479
Rolling

>>40594765
Roll for 40%

>>40595477
Roll for hulk

>>40594765
I wouldn't die

>>40595477
Rolling

>>40595477
don't kill me, pls Kek

>>40595477

Veritas

>>40594765
roll

>>40594492
>50% of shit
>other 50% makes me a magnet for danger
100% retarded.

>>40594765
Rolling for 40

>>40595477

>>40595477

rolling

>>40594765
rolling for hulk mode

>>40595477
Roll

>>40595477
Rolllll

>>40595479
rrrrrrrrrrrrrooooooooooooooll

>>40595477
roll

>>40595477
rolling

>>40594492
rool

>>40595477
rollerino

>>40595477
rolly olly

>>40594492
Of course I would take it, what is the point of living if you will never reach superhero levels of power?

>>40595477
les go

>>40595477
yeeee

>>40595479
acks dee

>>40595477
rollleell

>>40595477
Rallin

>>40595477
Heh...

>>40594765
Rollin

>>40595477
>>40595477
>>40595477
I would absolutely roll. lets see if i would die

>>40595477
rullan

>>40595477
rolling

>>40594492
roll for hulk

>>40594765
Roll

>>40595477
fuck this i aint rollin for a guddamn smith machine workout

>>40595477
death drive pls

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>>40594534

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>>40594765
Rolling for death.

Why did I start this thread?

Oh yeah, rolling for Hulk.

>>40595479
Just end my suffering, famallama, I don't even care how.

>>40595477
Rolling :D

>>40598220
Darkness, here I come

>>40598177
>>40598212
We can trade.

>>40598220
F

>>40595477
roll

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>>40595477

>>40595477
rawl

>>40595479
do it

>>40594492

Odds are in favor of positive outcome, so yes, but not before getting life insurance.

>>40594492
rolling for 5 6 or 7

>>40595479
tally ho

>>40595477
rollin 4 cap

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>>40598450
>right on the money

>>40595477
ROLLING TIME GODDAMMIT

>>40595477
Rolla Coaster

For some reason this thread is rolling a much higher death rate than 40%

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>>40595477
thank you zyzz bird

>>40595477
roll for serum.
(tfw this is a CIA operation to test public or private willingness to be volunteers for research)

>>40595477
anything but smith machine

>>40595477
ROLL OSJF POIAHJ

>>40595477
roll

>>40595479
roll

>>40595477
Rolly
For
Brolly

>>40595477
roll

>>40599401
Ded as fuk m8

>>40595477
Leggo>>40595421

>>40595477
I could do this all day.

>>40595479
roll

>>40595479
I could do this all day.

>>40595477
Fuck ill roll

>>40594492
Rolling
If I get dubs I can choose my superpowers

>>40595477
Green card pls

>>40599457
Well I became cp. murica at least.

>>40594765
Give me hulk baby

>>40594765
Roll

>>40595477
Anything but smith machine

>>40595477
Let's go 00-39

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>>40594534
breh

>>40594765

rolling

>>40595477
RAISE YOUR BLADES IN THE AIR EVERYBODY

>>40595477
Cap

>>40595477
plz death

>>40594534
I came here to post this..fpbp.

>>40594765
Who here Hulk mode

>>40594765

Joke's on you, I'm already on Cap's level.

>>40595477
roll

>>40595477

anything but dying.

>>40595477
rolley polleu

>>40594765
roll

>>40595477
cmon bby

>>40594765
ROLLING

>>40595477
Roll

>>40595477
rollerooni

Let's a roll

>>40595477
Nice Numbers, roll

>>40594492
Getting to be 6'2 instead of 5'3.
Yes. I'd do it even if it could make me a super villain.

>>40595477
roll

>>40595477
cap get

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>>40595477

>>40595477
Roll

>>40595477
roll

>>40595477
roll

>>40595477
roll

>>40595477
FUAAAAARK

>>40595477
roll

>>40594765
c'mon cap

>>40595477

Roll

>>40594765
Rolly Polly

>>40595477
Roll for death

>>40594765
DEAD

>>40595477
Cool

>>40600838
What the fucking fuck.

>>40594765
ROLL

>>40595477
death pls

>>40595477
rolling

>>40594590
Some steroids massively boost collagen synthesis. EQ is one (so perhaps DHB too which is far better to than EQ). Nandrolone is another one I think.

>>40595477
roll


>death pls

>>40595477
roll

>>40595477
ROLL

>>40594492
hoping for hulk mode

>>40595477
Rll

go

>>40595477
Rolling

>>40594765
Roll

>>40595477
RIP

>>40595477
Rawlll

>>40594765
Rollerino

>>40595479
K

>>40595477
BRRAAAAAAPP

>>40594492
yes

>>40595477
P

>>40595477
Roll

>>40595477
in

>>40594765
LETS DO IT NIGGA

>>40595477
ROLL

>>40595477
roll

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Rather be master chief mode that captain America mode. I'd take the odds for
>6'10 280 lean "thought I'd try shooting my way out, mix things up a little" mode

>>40595477
rolls

>>40594492
pls

>>40595477
cmon hg

>>40594765

Rolls for 40%

>>40594492
Camp incoming

>>40595477
Lel

>>40595477
Hulkmode go.

>>40595477
Rollo

Do for hulk mode

>>40595477
>
roll, pls sweet embrace of death

>>40595477
roll

>>40594765
Death or gains, nothing else

>>40595479
Rolling

>>40595477
roll

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>>40595477
Lets!

>>40594492
No.
Yes.

>>40595477
this get

>>40594765
rollio

>>40594538
>brb coughing out a lung and dripping sweat all over my body
>brb mussels literally lookin like they have been 3D-fied
Tren is as potent as jizz from a half demon half angel hybrid, shoot it into your gloots for the sloots

>>40594492
I'm pretty sure they just injected Steve Rogers with Tren for him to be captn murica

>>40594598
Welcome to 4chin, newfriend.

>>40594492
Sure.
I've got nothing to lose.

>>40595477
00 get

>>40594534
I did not come here for this feel.

>>40595477
>
>>40595477
ROLL

>>40595477
40% get

>>40595477
>>40595479

roll

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of fucking course, hoping for that unknown 10% pic related

>tfw nothing happens

>>40594765
But what do the digits mean? Say I roll a 7. What does that do?

>>40595479
Rolling

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>>40595477
Rell

>>40595477
Rolling

>>40595477
Meem

>>40595477
Valhalla!

>>40595477
Dubs says i roll

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>>40596938
>My exes all thought I was autistic for refusing to have children with them after finding out genetic discrepancies but my children will be GODS

>>40594492
of course. who wouldn't.

>>40595477

Lightweight baby

>>40595477
kill me senpai

>>40595477
ROLLING

>>40594765
roll

>>40595477
roll

>>40595479
roll

>>40594765
r

>>40595477

>>40595479
roll

>>40595477
Roll