Vibration plates

>>40590345
oh they're real great anon, you should buy 2

>>40590363
>you should buy 2
so he can what? put his dick between them then turn them up to 99?

>>40590363
How do you explain the people who claim they're losing weight using them, then?

>>40590345
Work great. I used to be 5 foot 4 320lbs, 3 weeks after I starting using it I was 6 foot 185 and ripped

>>40590345
A vibrator being up your ass all day is more likely to help you lose weight than that piece of shit.

>>40590372
well shit, wasnt thinking that but it's not a bad idea

>>40590378
Sometimes people do this thing called lying for money. I know it's hard to believe, I can hardly believe it myself, but it can happen.

In what way do people think this will help them lose weight?

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>>40590345
Every particle of your being is constantly vibrating at the atomic level. The vibrational energy of individual mono atomic particles can be calculated fairly precisely, using the harmonic oscillator model. Unfortunately, there are few if any mono atomic particles in your body. Fortunately, spectroscopic data on most molecules has been gathered and tabulated pretty well by organizations such as the National Institute of Standards and Technology, NIST.

So, gathering some data from sources like that, and a little bit of arithmetic, one could calculate how much of a colossal autist you must be for buying into this bullshit.

>>40590378
I don't, hit the gym you dimwitted lazy fuck

>>40590378
Because they come with a tiny book saying you need to eat small balanced meals while using it.
It's the exact same as any other gimmick like this, they come with a manual with a diet plan.
And in tiny writing they say will only work if you follow diet plan, which is how they don't get sued.

>>40590345
I regularly shove it iny my ass for maximum weight loss. Tldr yeah