What do I do about my horrid stretch marks /fit/??

What body part is that?

>>40589682
Arm

>>40589682
shaft of my penis

>>40589644
stretch them idk

>>40589644
Surgery or aloe vera

>>40589644
get some tribal tattoo's over them

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>>40589644
>google it
>rub on some meme creams
>no changes
>forget about them in a few months
>realise they are pretty much gone in a year

>>40589644
My dermatologist recommended some acids on a gel solution and moisturiser.

The red ones disappeared in six months, the whites are getting thinner and thinner to the point someone has to bring their face really close to see them.

I'm testing a derma roller to try and accelerate the process, maybe it's just a meme, who knows.

>>40589841

What acids exactly?

>>40590111

op is obviously a giant faggot,

also checked

>>40589644

Lose weight. Once you get in shape they magically transform into "tiger stripes".

For real though, you have horrible scars on your body because you weren't able to not eat that third cheeseburger. My stomach is still full on Kruger-mode, and it's just a reminder every day not to let myself be that big of a piece of shit ever again.