how do you archieve ottermode?

drop on the deck and flop like a fish

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>>40578346

1. Find a nice flowing stream in New Hampshire.
2. Slide in and do the back stroke in the Sun.
3. Allow all body hair to grow.
4. Crack oysters open with riverbed rocks.
5. ?????????
6. Profit.

>see what I did there ?

>>40578366
Thats fish mode

Ottermode is reject Stacy to go get fucked by Gregor

>>40578382
99.9% of fit can't even get to ottermode.

>>40578400
Thats because the people who are dedicated enough to follow a routine take it too far and all turn into ugly as fuck meatheads

The secret to ottermode is knowing when to stop lifting and start maintenance.

>>40578376
>Crack oysters open with riverbed rocks.
otters are so smart wtf

>>40578482
A lot of animals do shit like that, its not that smart

>>40578498
incredible..