>pass me the barbell, bro

>>40575159
hook_grip.jpg

>>40575159
aliums are real??

>>40575159
>put 'er there friend!

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>you obsess over stupid things like veins showing when someone out there is battling with a birth defect

Pull up and chinups
AT THE SAME TIME

I wonder if he has stereoscopic eyes and can change the color of his skin too

>>40575159
DUDE! cut that shit off already and just keep the wrists!

>>40575213
Just because someone has it worse than you doesn't mean you have to be content with your life.

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>>40575243
Oh god the memes this kid must've dealt with school.

>chameleon bro is walking down the hallway
>somebody hands him a bowl of eggs
>is kil
>'no'

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seriously cut that nasty shit off!

just keep the wrists.

>>40575159
hook grip

>>40575159
"catch!"

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>>40575159
sure thing Raziel

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>>40575213
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GaUqpnHvua8

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Hand deformities are bretty normal bros. Like 1 in 300 people are either missing a finger or have an extra one (I know it seems high but it's usually not noticeable).

pic related is my left hand

>>40575807

what planet are you from alienbro?

>>40575825
earth, unfortunately

everyone here makes fun of me

>>40575851
Lol just show them middle finger

>>40575851
Damn, I feel you :(

>>40575865
kek

>>40575865
KEK

>>40575851
can u pull the trigger?
>yes
then u aint no joke

>>40575807
wtf whered the other two run off to?

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>>40575865
it's the best i can do

>>40575928
>other two
how many fingers you got, bro?

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>>40575934
are you an assassin?

>>40575865
9/10
Was expecting this but chuckled hard

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>>40575807
Any stories?

>>40575934
High five!

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>>40575159
>tfw

>>40575934
do you have phantom limb like as do you feel your missing finger and can feel it controlling it or not?

>>40575865
Lmao

>>40576006
i don't think he would
he never had another finger, so he wouldn't feel it

>>40575981
Not really about my hand. It hasn't affected my too much, and no one really notices it.

But as a little kid I used to use my 1st and 2nd finger to pick stuff up rather than my thumb and first finger. Turns out that was a really bad call and holding significant weight between your fingers all the time is a one-way ticket to carpel tunnel.

Doctors are always curious about it.

>>40576006
Nah, I didn't have and lose a finger, I was born without one. My 1st finger actually is kinda both fingers -- it's too big, the knuckle is too large, and extra bones grow into it basically.

>>40576076
maybe his nerves and tendons grew up to there so that's why i'm curious

>>40575807

Aaayyyy lmao

>>40576080
Did girls freak out when you touch their tits or vags with that hand? Or are you a wizard?

>>40575807


are you a fucking simpsons character?

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>>40575865

>>40575934
How your grip strength?

>>40575934
Is your name Benny?

>>40576163
They didn't notice until I told them. I've had a qt3.14gf for 3 years now, and more often than not she forgets about it. I'll make a joke about it once every couple weeks and it takes a minute to register.

Other guys, especially back in high school, always joked about the first finger being really long and wide, but desu I don't think it's that different.

>>40576225
With my left hand, awful. I can't hold things properly because my 1st finger's knuckle is so large and because my fingers don't line up straight. Imagine like an extra half inch of padding at the base of your pointer finger and how much that throws off holding stuff, then imagine that your finger always came out of your hand slightly angled.

I've only been lifting consistently for 6 months so my numbers aren't too impressive, but it means that I can mixed grip DL about 265lbsx5, but traditional grip I struggle at like 50% of that weight because my left hand can't hold the bar. Barbell rows are fine, but dumbbells slip out real fast.

>>40576247
No

>>40575807
>having 4 fingers is normal
Anon, i...

>>40576370
look into one of those hook gloves

>>40575159
Sounds Kurt?

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>>40575159
Sup Kurt?

>>40575807
>ywn be able to flip someone off.

>>40575807
1 in 300? Maybe near Chernobyl. You are clueless, kid.

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>>40575825
>>40575934
>>40576080

You seem like a cool guy, anon. Sorry about your hand. Are you a righty, at least?

>>40576472
:/

Just repeating what my doctor told me. Maybe she was trying to be nice or something.

But I can also say, anecdotally, I see someone missing or with an extra finger probably once a month. Again, I definitely notice this more than other people because I'm looking for it, but still.

>>40576511
Thanks, m8. And yeah, I'm a righty.

>>40575159
....when am I in a sotuation where I'm passing someone the barbell?

>>40575865
sides entering orbit

>>40575807
Lots of people ITT never seen this before?? I've known people with both webbed and clubbed fingers.

>>40575213
>>40575267
Yeah, you have every right to be depressed even if you're a millionarie.
>vid rel8d
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vvBAONkYwI

>>40575865
In my country we call people like you "puto", but that was sublime.

>>40575640
MUH CHILDHOOD!

>>40575942
Seven, why?

for sure igor, how are your parents, Svetlana and Ivan?

>>40575640
>>40576002
I really really really love this franchise. I hope it's not dead.

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>>40575865

>>40575865
holy shit

>>40577154
Spoilers: It is.