Can /fit/ dance?

/fit/ is a website

>>40574434
/fit/ is a board

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>>40574393
no

>>40574434
Fkn returd! REEEEEE

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Before I go to my first wedding w/o my parents, I'm gonna take a class before it. Do girls really get horny at weddings like wedding crashers suggests?

>>40574444
Nice get, but /fit/ is actually a Mongolian basket weaving discussion organization.

>>40574540
yes

I don't know if I'm good at it but I really like to dance. Also I'm a spic.

>>40574563
dead meme

>>40574393
I can dance Salsa

>>40574393
/r/ bobbing knees while reloading

>>40574393
I can fist pump the hell outta you

>>40574393
No, I've never attempted it actually.

One girl told me to dance with her at a party some time ago, and I didn't even attempt to do so. Just told her "I don't dance" and kept sitting in my seat.

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>>40574393

>start dating 5ftqt3.141....
>she's been dancing since childhood, salsa and lindy hop
>suggests dancing at some place for our third or fourth date
>assumed she meant out at a club like easy african american dancing
>it's lindy hop night
>i have literally no fucking clue what i'm doing, just have 3-4 drinks and show that idgaf about looking dumb
>honestly not enjoying myself whatsoever but doing it anyway
>stop seeing her few dates later due to no mutual interests

nice girl but fuck 1930's hipster dancing

>>40576089

additional lulz from that night

>literally every male is wearing fedoras, suspenders, other "lindy hop" garb
>this type of dancing is supposed to be communal, where you trade partners often
>my date keeps looking sad because when I move to another girl no guys are stepping up to dance with her
>hour into the night ask if she's having a good time
>"well...it's just weirder than when I come here by myself, i think no one is dancing with me because they're intimidated that you're my date"
>secretly laughing on the inside at the fedoralords
>joke is still on me though because they make her have more fun than me since they can actually do this retarded dance

strange situation, wouldn't recommend, 0/10

>>40576170
Haha dank tale m'lad!

No. After years of social pressure to try to learn or try to be into it, I just admit I don't give a shit about dancing. I mean if you are good at it that's neat, but I have no desire to participate.

>>40574393
nah, i'm not gay

>start salsa
>after 3 months of dancing every other night, start slaying 6's and 7's weekly
>join a performance team, shelling out $300 a month on dues and other expenses
>now banging 8's and 9's weekly

>Be 21, have some money saved up
>Go through bad breakup, leads to rough semester at school
>Say "Fuck it, I need a break"
>Go to Brazil for a month
>Think I may never have an opportunity like this again, decide to try things I wouldn't do back home
>Had been a picky eater before leaving, now scarfing down everything people offer me or suggest
>Jump off a few small waterfalls
>Run naked through the jungle one night
>Go down giant sand dune on a snow board
>End up at big party on the beach
>Hot girl tries to get my super fit buddy to dance but he's too drunk
>Asks me to dance
>Never danced before in my life but go for it
>Have great time
>Be the only guy in the group that is brave enough to dance with the Brazilian girls for the rest of the trip
>Dance with girls at home now

Doesn't matter if you don't know how. As long as you can half-ass your way through it with enthusiasm (and not stepping on their feet) then girls will appreciate it.