what would you boys do if you saw me at the gym? :)

>>40569374
Continue my workout as normal.

>>40569374
throw a 40 pound plate at your stupid face skank

>>40569374
keep lifting

>>40569389
>40lb plate

those don't exist you retarded dyel

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>>40569374
>Walk up to you
>Grab you by the package you've stuffed between your legs
>"You're a big boy, aren't you?"
>Laugh
>Turn 360 degrees
>Walk away

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listen bby girl.......
.....mfw thinking of you hurting.....

>>40569383

fbpb

>>40569441
Should I know what that means or....

>>40569374
ask if I can borrow her weight so I can do my hip thrusts x F

>>40569396
it costs 40 pounds to rent plates at my gym

>>40569510
First post best post

>>40569383
Fpbp

>>40569374
keep working out because im not attracted to bimbos with no ass

Probably be pissed that you are doing low weight workouts on shit I need to use.

Otherwise probably ignore your gross fake tits and that fucked up looking face.

>>40569383
fp bp

do a 360 and walk away back to the weight room

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Listen here little baby. You're gonna get a lot of hurtful and degrading comments, but that ain't what I'm about. Let me just say, you are perfect the way you are. You hear me sugar? PERFECT. Don't ever change. You deserve anything and everything you want. Stay safe for me, baby girl.

>mfw thinking of you hurting

who finds these plastic bimbos attractive?

>>40569565
underrated, although FPBP >>40569383
still stands

>>40569374
Perform a ghetto lip reduction.

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>>40569374

>turn around and 360 the fuck out of here

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>>40569408
>Turn 360 degrees

you're smart one, aren't you?

>>40571718
new here?

>>40569374
Wonder why you pretended to be a girl online

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>>40571718
>Posts oldfag image
>Doesnt get Oldfag joke

>>40569591
High quality recovery.

>>40569374
Ask you to spot me on bench so I could shove my mouth around your dick and reveal to everyone you're a cross dressing homosexual who should be excommunicated from the gym.

>>40571755
Bro, i'm not even a newfaggot xD

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>>40569374
>homegym
Trespassers will be shot on sight.

>>40569374

Continue working out the exact same as I would without you there. Only my heart would be beating slightly faster if one of my exercises was near you because grill

>>40569408
>for you

>>40570621
This shit so much.

>>40569374
Call you a turbo faggot for roleplaying on the internet, then >>40569383

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>>40569374
>avoid making eye contact at all costs
>stare at my feet when you're nearby and facing me
>mumble if you talk go me, doing everything in my power to get away as quickly as possible
>gaze directly into your ass while you do cardio
>jerk off to memories and fantasies when I get home
>cry in the shower
>eat an entire box of oreos
> post a "tfw no gf" thread on /fit/

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>>40573335
me

>>40569374
Wondered if you did some plastic surgery for the lips and tried to avoid eye contact most probably.

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>>40569396

you realize plates lose 5lbs when they drill the hole right you fucking autistic fat lord?

My names Brian...

>>40573564
Kek this nigga

>>40573607
How's the kitchen, Brian?

>>40573626
>french speaking african
what a time to be alive

>>40569374

She's not even attractive.

>>40569374
>you.. you.... too

>>40569374

I would immediately expose my penis and begin masturbating while staring at you. Hopefully I would be able to ejaculate before I am removed from the gym by the police. Ideally, I would be able to corner you long enough to actually ejaculate onto you, but that isn't absolutely essential.

>>40570702
a 360 degree turn would have you walking the same direction as when you started turning....

>>40573805

Newfag detected.

>>40573855
What? I'm not new to the internet, I'm one of the topped rep commentators on r/leangains bro. That's where I heard about this place

>>40573855
Maybe you were the newfag all along

>>40571718
newfags PLEASE LURKMOAR

For those who are new:

We here in /fit/ are so mufuggin swole that it takes us 360 degrees to turn around due to our girth. A normie dyel could accomplish the same feat in only 180 degrees. This is just one of the downsides of being this swole.

Stare at her but never glance at her if I see her glancing back,stupid whore you're not worth enough for me.

Finish my set and leave, I don't want to be a creep and be in her presence since I am an ugly male

>>40571718
Fucking newfags

>>40569374
look away in disgust, and try to concentrate on my workout.

D-do you like daggers?

>>40569383
The best post, 'tis no more than the first
*tip

>>40573335
me

>>40573564
>not making your own weights to make sure it's got the correct mass

>glance over once or twice between sets if she crosses my sightline
>continue workout as normal

Is it really so hard you autists?