Heh, nice muscles, kid. Think they can stop a blade?

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>>40568606

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>>40568606

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>>40568606
Ah it is you, my arch nemisis, i shall make light work of you kiddo. For you see, it appears that you forgot your shoes. *heh* I always knew you were a simple peasant. I shall make light work of you kiddo. *tips fedora* Nothing personel kid.

>>40568743
Are these real photos? Like not staged for comedic internet purposes?

>>40568606
Yes, they arguably can, it just hurt.

>>40568753

stereotypes exist for a reason anon

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>>40568606
Yeh m8
I got pic related tattooed on both my arms.

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>>40568606
>He swings the blade
>Using my years of cultivated hamstring strength i explosively leap over the blade avoiding it and landing behind him
>we are now back to back
>i say "Omae Wa Mou Shindeiru"
>get ready to give him my famous one strike, one kill punch
>mom yells dinners ready

>>40568606
t-thanks I grew them myself.

>*Smirk knowingly*
>*Take huge hit of vape*
>*Blow vapor into a huge inpenatrible cloud*
>"Can't hit what you can't see kid"
>*Use one month of aikido experience to spin you onto the ground like a small child and disarm you*
>Heh, nice try.

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>>40568606
>>40568743
Now I can go back to lifting.

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>>40569207

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>>40569524
>"Come after me"
>"... if you can"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTB7k1tVujA


found this in a recent /k/ thread

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>>40568753
They are real, anon.

>>40568753
these are real people who believe they actually lool cool and post themselves like this on all sorts of forums

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>>40568606
Nice blade kiddo, think it can stop a bullet?

>>40569716
i-is this pic against black people because he's burning a kfc bucket and wasting fanta?

>>40568606
>Cringy DYEL waving around a shoddily crafted wallhanger made by overworked japanese sweatshopper
>Stay out of range while he does flourishes because he thinks it looks cool, going out of breath in less than a minute because what is endurance
>Punch him in the face and steal his sword, put it on my wall of trophy wallhangers

Being an alpha nerd feels gud.

>>40569754
looks like sunkist grape, so probably.

>>40568606
About as well as the trailer you live in can stop a strong gust of wind. Get off the internet and get a job poorfag.

>>40569215
You expect to stop him by aiming for his toes?

>>40569575
Achievable natty?

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>>40568606
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>40568753
They're definitely legit. I help autistic kids for work and a couple of them have a sword/asian weapon collection

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>>40569716
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8BJOfsnSA2w

>>40568606
>that trailerhouse
>that couch
>that antler thing

I've met this fag. He was my sisters friend. Always trying to get with her fucking cuck he was. Not his house either, was my sisters boyfriends house. Can't remember his name.

>>40569716
I know this guy too. He's a friend of a friend of a friend. Went hunting with him a few months ago. I remember when this happened too.

Small world.

>>40569575
he would be the one asking for help.

https://www.google.com/amp/m.wikihow.com/Accept-Your-Autism%3Famp%3D1

>>40569162
Ironically yesterday at the gym I saw somebody doing hamstring curls then getting off the machine and jumping in place.

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>>40569716
burning KFC and spilling Grape soda

With the quality of mall ninja shit sword on top of the huge lack of strength that you have. My muscle probably will stop your chink shit steel toy. You have a better chance killing me with a steak knife fucking retard.

>>40569716
>tries to merica as fuck
>wears Japanese Honda hat
>hangs shit quality flag made in China backwards

Fuck, you people really are retarded.

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>>40568606 step on his feet.

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>>40570223

Holy shit I know this poster, he's a real fag.

>>40570696
Nothing personal ked.

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NANOMACHINES, SON!

>>40570671
3/10, needs work.

>>40570653
>steel
It's aluminum.

>>40568808
So white men CAN'T jump?

>>40568741
I hate this image. It's literally my body after SS right now. God damnit.

>>40569575
>I mastered the blockchain
Mirin your crypto gains bro

>>40570975
yes absolutely.
just like Blacks can't swim, drink milk or live in society without trying to rape everyone and burn everything down.

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>>40569575
>>40568606
>>40568743
>>40569142
>>40569162
>>40569716

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>>40569792
>be alpha nerd (read king beta)
>collect lesser nerd swords for my beta wall
>aquire gf because alpha
>Get cuckold by Chad the alpha alpha.
>He wipes his used condoms all over your toy sword collection after making your gf scream his name
>yfw it was never worth it
> renounce king status
>suicide

>>40571014

kek goddamnit

>>40570137
Post some good tard stories pls

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Your next line is "How did you do that?"

>>40570168
Best show ever. That and Strike Back.

>>40568741
You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

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Heh, amateurs.

>>40571577
>mom taking the picture

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Such uncivilized weaponry. With these NOONCHAKU I will create my greatest masterpiece... YOUR DEMISE.

>>40568606

What's up with that bucket in the middle of the living room? Why is that there?

>>40571813
It's a trailer. Probably to catch home abortions.

>>40571640
AAAAAAAAAHHH NOOOOOO
god ive seen most of these but this is bad

JUST STOP MAN LET ME HELP YOU

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>>40571868
>blocks ur path
If you want to help him, you'll have to pass me first.

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>>40571910
I've never seen one with such functional footwear...

>>40571298
>>40570137
I second this

>>40571634
It's his gf. Think he did an AMA on reddit think they're married now.

>>40571731
I unironically lift for Celestia's sweet, sweet plot.

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what kind of waifu /fit/ is lifting for?

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>>40572317
God lift the queen.

>>40570671
the image is flipped you mong

>>40572326
>tfw you will never live in the desert and play wild west imagination games
>tfw you will always be stuck in the Midwest
Why even live

>>40568606
actually yes

have you ever tried cutting through tough hide? its very difficult

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>>40568606
>Heh...you have no idea what you are getting yourself into...kid...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7HGXW7lmOY

No, but that's why I have... KURO SUGOI AGILITY! *Flash jumps to inches in front of you and breaks your sword with my hands*. It's useless! You fool, you underestimate my ability! Four clover hammmerr fiiiiist! * Brings down a green burning fist on your head at the speed of sound*. It's over! Sorry, you shouldn't have challenged my honor. Better luck next time kid.

>>40569567
Man imagine that's your son wtf

>>40572352
>*queen lift the tail

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>>40570978
>he fell for the fucking meme
hahahahhahahahahahahhahaha

>>40572352
>>40573594
THICKED
https://e621.net/post/show/777734/2015-anthro-belly-big_breasts-boss_monster-breasts

>>40568606
Technically, as far as I know I'm bullet proof. Freak accident in Afghanistan. Friendlies shot toward us, and a bullet ricochet of my rib.
Left a nasty cut and bad ass bruise.
But am bullet proof.

>>40569142
MILK DRINKIN

>>40572737
Living in the desert is like living in the Midwest except it gets up to 115 degrees during the summer. You're not missing anything

>>40568743
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E-ascv7m048
this is the same guy.

>>40573656
MILK DRINKIN'

>>40572686

Check the Honda logo and the "RIP Mike" tattoo, faggot.

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>>40572317
Blond cave woman

>>40571868

It hurts because you know that they think they look like hot shit

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>>40568606

>>40568606
Yes I do good sir. That looks like a dull cheap sword and I bet you haven't even done much cutting with it.

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Fight me faggot

>>40569754
Maybe he's tipping some out in honor of his fallen brother.

>>40572281
You must have a really fulfilling family, social, romantic and professional life.

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>>40568606
>You got a problem...
>*tilts katana so light glints off and tips fedora up to show the bottoms of my eyes*
>...kid?

>>40571014
Got me.

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>>40572804
>i have never used a properly sharpened knife

>>40571499
Also peak usefulness and peak harder-to-killness

>>40573645
>I'M LUKE CAGE!

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>>40568606
yes