Busted a nut in my sleep last night. Are my gainz ruined now?

Yup, everyone knows
1 nut = 3 years of lifting
might as well stop lifting all together

>>40565243
that only happens when you have 6 months to live

RIP anon

>>40565243
I wish I could. Lucky for you, anon

>>40565345
you're not missing out on anything. all that happened was I woke up with the sudden urge to grab my dick through my PJ's and then I realized I was splooging.

>>40565584
Those "no hands" blasts are the best tho. How'd you have it happen? Routine?

>>40565726
only been jackin' it on the weekends recently. first time it's happened to me.

>never had wet dream

Whats it like?

>>40565896

same here bro

literally never happened during puberty. i think i figured out how to jerk off too early.

>>40565896
Depends on what you are dreaming at the time desu.

>>40565243
What was your dream, pls share it.

>>40565896
Had my first one at age 30. It woke me up in my sleep. Don't even think my dick was hard. Don't remember the dream. Not as satisfying as a regular orgasm.

>>40565243
Nah, bro, just lick the load off of your sheets/underwear. You'll get your gains back.

>>40565243
No its a normal process don't be worried about it.

>>40565896
Depends on how erotic your dream is, this also measures how much sperm will you ejeculate.

>>40565896
messy

>>40565896
Feels awesome senpai, this one time I was in a treesome with 2 chicks, busted buckets.

Much better then normal masturbation if you compare them.

>>40565896
Have a nice erotic dream, and you'll start to feel the pressure during it.

Each time I wake up in the middle of it. I'd say the two times I came in my sleep are in my top 10 best orgasms.

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>>40565326

>>40565896

Extremely sexual dreams. You're not getting any kind of physical stimulation so your brain does all the work. The orgasms are so intense they'll wake me up 90% of the time.

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>>40565243
Whenever I do nofap this happens to me once a week.

Btw, how do you deal with this in basic training? Because it's going to happen

>>40566965
Happened to me in basic. We did laundry every three days so it's still probably more clean than what you sleep in now.

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>>40567085
Yeah but what about when i bust a nut while sleeping? Will i have access to clean drawers, like can I just get up and change them in the middle of the night?

>>40567085
Holy shit glad I'm not the only one

>>40565896
The two times its happened to me I woke up during it. Was having sex in both of the dreams. Felt amazing as fuck but one time was when I didn't do my own laundry so the thought of my mom finding out ruined the orgasm for me.

>>40565760
>only jacking off on the weekends
Are you trying to lose all your gains?

>>40565896
I've only had one wet dream, and it hurt like hell. Felt like I was kicked in the balls. My balls hurt like hell all day long after that.

>>40565896
Better than masturbation to be quite honest with you fambam. Especailly way better if the dream is awesome. Messy though and youll smell like nut in the morning

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>>40567085
>>40567448
So what's up with it? Can you change them, or do you have to wear that shit the next day?

>>40566195
this is crucial

If you can actually remember what you were dreaming about it's amazing almost as good as sex. You wildest fantasies come true.

>>40565896
Had it twice during high school years. First dream was a orgy. Second was fucking in a parking lot. Felt really good.

>>40565243
I sometimes have 2 in the same night and hate it. Its even worse that I fap every other day and it still happens sometimes.

>>40566682
are you sure youre not getting laid in an alternate dimension

>>40569615
I had something similar senpai, I fapped before the bed, and still had a wet dream during the night.

Out test is through the roof.

>>40565243
No
>http://chaosandpain.blogspot.com/2013/07/no-fap-more-like-no-fucking-way.html?zx=5c392185e96536fa
>http://chaosandpain.blogspot.com/2010/09/enough-already-sex-and-baddassery-are.html
>http://chaosandpain.blogspot.com/2010/09/enough-already-sex-and-baddassery-are_07.html
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Masturbation#Health_effects
>http://www.europeanurology.com/article/S0302-2838(16)00377-8/abstract/ejaculation-frequency-and-risk-of-prostate-cancer-updated-results-with-an-additional-decade-of-follow-up
>http://www.webmd.com/prostate-cancer/news/20040406/frequent-ejaculation-prostate
>http://urology.jhu.edu/newsletter/prostate_cancer712.php
>http://www.frequenturinationinmenexplained.com/ejaculation-and-prostate-cancer/
>http://m.joe.endocrinology-journals.org/content/52/1/51.short
>http://answers.webmd.com/answers/5004889/what-nutrients-do-you-lose-when-ejaculating-or-masterbating-do-you-lose-testerone-
>https://www.healthtap.com/user_questions/1294935-how-long-does-your-body-take-to-replace-the-nutrients-lost-by-masturbation

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>>40569635

so there is intradimensional hope after all