A girl comes up to you and does this. How do you react?

>>40564323
Holy fuck why did she do that?

Commence Windmill

Hard to say. She definitely deserves to be knocked out though. Stupid bitch.

>>40564323
I'd probably knock her out tbf
Equal rights equal fights

>>40564323
how can she punch?

sue

>>40564362
he's going all out from the start, intense

Throw her to the ground and then stamp on her hand, then hold on to something for a bit of a purchase and stamp down hard several times until the skull caves in.

I dodge and put that bitch on the floor.
>tfw not a numale who can't avoid a girl punch

>>40564348
>connor making cringe epic prank video to show he doesnt care about the haters
>guy tells drunk girl to punch connor in the abs because of some reason I cant even put into words its just fucking stupid
>she misunderstands and punches him in the face

>>40564323
Looked weak as fuck
i'd be laughing it off I suppose

>>40564323
If it's totally random and unwarranted he should give her it back way harder.

irl i really dont know how i would react, you just really wouldn't expect anyone to do that but let alone a girl, i would definitely hope i hit back though and not just let her off

>>40564323
lmao at his face at the end
>fuck did she break my veneers hope they're okay

>>40564323
HOW CAN SHE SLAP?!!!!

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>>40564458

I'd slap her back. Clearly drunk and needs to get back to reality. I'd never hit a girl though, they're physically inferior that's fucked up.

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>>40564400
Seek therapy

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>>40564508

Go home and shitpost

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>>40564323
with a righteous slam

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>>40564519

>>40564469
that girl took that pretty well, that guy is a bitch

>>40564508
Fucking pigs

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>>40564549

>>40564323

Punch the fuck outta her.

It shows weakness to initiate on a infernior human being but on the same note women shouldn't expect to be able to punch guys without retaliation.

That's how it works. Women have their safe space but if you are going to randomly walk and throw a punch you get what you call "equality".

>>40564549
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>>40564458
fuck why is it so satisfying to watch this?

>>40564429
This, not only that but it was such a sloppy hit she prolly would have hurt her hand more than my face.

However I'm no stranger to being punched in the face so I guess I got that going for me.

You guys do realize that you can only claims self defense when the aggressor (the girl) continues to attack. So once she stopped, if you hit her she can press charges and the pussy pass won't be denied.

>>40564665
I mean, if a cop saw it you could just press charges? Fight back with the law I guess. But fist fighting women is always kind of a losing battle.

>>40564348
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>>40564587
are you guys retarded? connor walked around asking girls to punch him.

holy shit and are you guys really bragging about how you would hit a girl half your size? not even edgy, just beta.

>>40564697
yeah if a cop saw her hit you, you could press charges. Fighting women physically will be a losing battle if you win or lose the fight. Most likely a bunch of guys will jump you.

what the fuck happened

Punch her right back.

>>40564323
>>40564378
>>40564713

so I'm thinking if a dude pulled that shit on me I would hit him so equality means I have to hit her.

relevant

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlL2pE0rkS0

SAUCE
NOW
FFS

>>40564323
Beat up the guy next to her

>>40564378

Sounds hella good on an internet imageboard, tough as hell.

Do that in real life you'll have 10 guys up your ass inside 3 seconds.

>>40564825
>Bang*

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>>40564826

>>40564870

Nice picture, but I'm still right.

Doesn't matter how justified you are, if you hit a chick in real life every male in the nearby 2 miles will jump you. This is a fact, see: every video where a guy hits a girl in public.

>>40564637
Because they usually act smug thinking that they are untouchable because pussy.

There is this thing called being weaker than another man who made us, guys, be careful who we fuck with, because it can get our faces broken in half. Women think that said rule doesn't apply to them, so it's satisfying when they get some equal rights

>>40564362
holy kek
i just realised what you meant
i had no idea any other people than me and my retarded friends knew of the ultimate jutsu

>>40564781
what the
>le alpha beardcucks
dont want you to know if that you go to jail either way

>>40564904
Yeah, if you're a 5'3" 120lb little suburban bitch. If you're a huge, 6'3" terrifying looking Nigerian badass like me then NOBODY will do shit.

Birdshitskins are truly pathetic. They let bitches hit them in public and just fucking accept it lmfao. Meanwhile when a woman hits a BBC, the only thing she gets is an Earth shattering pimp slap.

>not being able to dodge that punch

>not being at least able to catch the fist before it hits your face

She can't even hit properly. With more impact she would have seriously damaged her hand and wrist.

>>40565021

t. white suburban male living out his fantasies on a gook imageboard.

>>40564323
I would punch her back and then get ready to run like hell if i get swarmed

>>40564797
its connor murphy's latest video and in the video the cops arrest both connor murphy and his black friend and the cops only took the black guy to jail and released connor at the scene

>>40564323

Is this connor guy autistic or something? Do people think this is funny or entertaining?

>>40565269
Yes he is autistic, and I'm surprised that even the shallow sluts he approaches humor him.

>>40564381
How can she slap?!?

>>40564904
Nigga I live in Appalachia no one would even look.

>>40564519
That guy probably got beaten up by all of those white knights in the background after this.

>>40564323
Laugh at her.

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I thought I just got nuked for a second what the fuck Summit

Chillindude mad af lol

>>40564323
probably ask why the fuck she punched me in the face.

>>40565578
Leffin should bulk so he can actually be intimidating

>>40564348
She's a dumb drunk cunt.

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>>40564562
is she kill?

>>40564500
>>40564508
>>40564482

HEEM SLEEPY

>>40565482
Same. Its disapproved of to just beat a woman for fun. But if a dumb butch forgets why theres a rule whell. She gonna get reminded.

anyone in this thread saying they would retaliate is fucking dumb :

you're always gonna get into a 1v2+ situation after this. No matter what a girl does to you in such a public place, if you act threatening towards her guys are gonna crowd you and destroy you.

in the aforementioned multiple aggressors scenario you're fucked. I've done 2 years of krav(heavily focuses on multiple combatants type of fights) and currently doing kickboxing and I'd get my ass kicked. As soon as you knock a guy down, you're gonna get punched from a different angle. If you get on the floor, you're pretty much dead (legs in the head).

gl

>>40565916
I would retaliate even if it means getting beaten up.

>>40564637
Sexual frustration probably. Hitting a chick is like hitting a young child, better to diffuse the situation. And you won't get 3 on 1ed by guys around after.

>dumbasses in this thread

no reason to fight when you have proof of aggression on camera. Instant court money.

>>40565482

Niga the fact I even had to google what the fuck Appalachia is should make it pretty clear nobody gives a fuck what happens in your buttfuck nowhere white trash town.

Yo son in Africa they shoot you for no reason and nobody goes to jail, hurr durr aren't they tuff xD.

>>40565953

naw dawg equal rights equal lefts namean haha woOoooO

>>40564323
fight her boyfriend

>>40564323

>Not even a real punch

Been hit by girls before. Its only startling if they catch you off guard, but doesnt really hurt or anything.

I guess I'd just ask what the fuck and then move on.

>>40564713
Connor McGregor?

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>>40564549
that fuckin karate chop

>>40564323
Assuming it's out of the blue? Call the police and get the bitch arrested.

If I'm doing what that fuckwit is presumably doing and making a pass at an angry drunk chick, I'd probably just be trying to diffuse the situation so she doesn't try again and hurt herself with that shit ass punching form, or even worse, hurt me with all those goddamned pieces of jewelry.


I think people forget that a chick who's done some sort of martial art can still hit them very, very hard if she wants to.

>>40565021
why am i not surprised a "nigerian baddass" is the one to try and justify hitting a woman.

the anon who said its like hitting a young child is right, you're always in the wrong and its better to just deescalate the situation, you know if you are threatened you could fuck her up, but you're not (unless she has a weapon or something i guess?) so why even use that card?

>>40564362
HEH YOU MIGHT BE A GENIUS BUT WHAT ABOUT MY BETA CLONE JUTSU!

Wonder how I got in that situation in the first place, I usually don't square off with drunk people regardless of gender.

Kick her in the gut, then, when she's bent over, hit her with a Batista Bomb

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xGv0KFN6FAg

She might counter out of it with a Frankensteiner, but that would be too fucking siiiiiiiiick to get pissed off about

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5_CvMYmHXg

>>40567328
When I was but a young boy, even though I knew pro wrestling was fake, I thought that I could learn to use a frankensteiner/huricanrana in an actual fight.

It saddens me that there's no way it would ever work.

>>40567344
You can german suplex people in a real fight.

You may end up killing them though.

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>>40567508
Yeah I actually worked out how to best set up a German suplex and have tried it out in friendly sparring at my gym. Arm drag (real wrestling arm drag, not the pro wrestling arm drag throw), control at one of their arms, sink your hips under their hips, and go! It's been used in MMA a few times (pic related) but my main fear would be fucking it up and landing on my own head.

I think a scoop slam would be possible if you're substantially stronger than your opponent. Clinch with right hand, grab their inner left leg with your left hand, bring their left leg inside to the right while bringing their head to their left, and go. Haven't tested it out yet though.

>>40564482

>60 points of holy damage.
>Skeleton disappears

>>40564713
yeah but the question was, what would you do if a girl just randomly walked up to you and did that

i would say one punch is okay, and if she apologizes im fine,, but if she wanted to beat me up, continuing then i would falcon punch the fuck out of her cunt.

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>>40567508
Or yourself

>>40569074
Did this guy really die? That neck looked like a noodle

>>40565402
HOW CAN YOU SLAP?

>>40569074
did he dieded?

>>40564323
Honestly I would just walk away.
I would be pissed as fuck but I know that wrecking her shit up won't do me any good. I'd just hope she had some horrible accident or something.

>>40565237
brunette is thicc

>>40564429
>>40564645
It looked better than what 99% of women can do.
She trains something. And she's stupid, cause she can't take directions. Dangerous combination.

>>40564323
lol a drunk girl punched me on the street one night and I immediately punched her back. das it

>>40569074
did he deaded?

>>40564458
>dat stealthy theft of a glass

>>40569074
>white guy used self destruct. It's super effective.

>>40564826
its all good man i always carry a knife anyway

>>40565021
My ex kept slapping me in the face when we were clubbing because she was insane, after like 2 minutes I broke her arm and I got some cheers, But this was about 8 years ago before nanny club laws in QLD

>>40569074
kek wtf the guy in black sudokud himself