Gentlemen, memes aside, how much will this thing fuck me if I

In on not so subtle /sips/ general

you're fine. it's not going to meaningfully affect you.

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>>40561746
>Gentlemen, memes aside

2late

>>40561746
It's nice to get you going.

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COME ON

>>40561746
It's just caffeine with taurine and other meme compounds. Nothing special about it so no, it won't fuck you up aside from caffeine addiction.

No calories either but it might spike insulin not sure

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There is no reason to be alive if you don't drink sips.

I work brunch at a restaurant and on what days I think will be busy I have on of these on an empty stomach. I start prep/setup at 8, service starts at 11. One of those at 10AM gets me through service which ends at 3. Its way better than coffee. I always crash though but that's most likely due to the fact I drink in on an empty stomach, and the workload.

>>40561746
It's basically sugar and stimulants and in the case of ultra zero it's literally just aspartame and stimulants. Won't fuck you up if you have good tolerance. Experienced some people have crazy heart problems after excessively drinking them tho

>>40561746
for past 5 years i ve been drinking 4 monster a day on average and i dont have any problems
also my daily record is 16 so it wont fuck you up

>>40561818
>Nothing special about it so no
I have to disagree, it's the only thing that actually works for me and I have tried all energy drinks in the market. There's a reason the shelves in my market are empty from monster energy drinks, people buy them all the time because they work better than everything else out there.

>>40561993
>4 monster a day on average
Are you trying to ascend beyond the mortal realm?

>>40561993
>for past 5 years i ve been drinking 4 monster a day on average
you're a big guy

>>40562039
for you
>>40562020
i just like the taste, i dont drink water cause the one i have in my apartment isnt any good so i substitude it with monsters

>>40562068
do you at least buy it by the crate or something? that shit is like 2$ a bottle.

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No one cared who I was until I took my first sip.

>>40562084
1,25 for one and yes i buy it in packs

>>40562068
If I take away your monster, will you die?

>>40562068
If I take your monster, will you die?

>>40562114
i would be extremely sleepy

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can i get some sip boys meme up in this bitch?

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>>40562084
>>40562099
>$1.25 in pack, NA
>0.99€ ($1.05) individual, EU
Do we eurofags actually get something cheaper for once?

>>40562149
if i go to makro its for 1$

>>40562149
The cheapest I've ever seen it is 1.30 per bottle at costco (in packs of 30~)

>>40562149
>>40562157
also im talking about eu, im slav

the red one is great, found a place that has it today

>>40562009
caffeine pills unless you like spending $2 a day on memes

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>>40562144
thats a dank meme u got there bruv

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>>40561746
I heard that the Olympics are gonna start testing for sips, as they are now being classified as performance enhancing drugs

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>>40561746
Have you read about this guy?

>work normie 8-5 week
>friday evening going to a cabin with the #lads for a weekend of drinking
>afraid I'll pass out from working all week
>sip one of those bad boys all the way to the cabin around 8pm
>was perfectly fine/awake until 5am

Might be a placenta but it seems to work for me

>>40562258
>Have you read
reading is for fags

>>40562258
>Tragedy as ex-bodybuilder, 39, loses battle with liver cancer which he blamed on 10,000 calorie per day pizza and energy drink diet
>Previously he washed 10,000 calories a day down with 7 to 8 energy drinks

Now I have.

>>40562309
Thats one hell of a cutting program

>>40562009
I drink two of of the low carb ones a day. One with my breakfast pb and another around 1pm. I eat lunch at 2. I hate regular lunch time. I'm also working like 60 plus hours a week rn so fml but Monsters do help. I agree no crash.

>>40561981
>Experienced some people have crazy heart problems
hello master yoda

>>40562297
I envision a future where reading isn't just for fags.
Where you would care about who's ass it was, and why it was farting.

Can I get a quick rundown on this meme guys?

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>>40562696

>RedBull bows to Monster
>Aliens drink it
>Gives psychic-like abilities
>Controls /fit/ with an iron but fair fist
>Owns gyms & supplement shops globally
>Made from the ancient royal blood line
>Will bankroll the first gyms on Mars (Sipsgrad will be be the first city)
>Own 99% of protein editing research facilities on Earth
>First designer babies will in all likelihood feed on it
>All flavors are said to give 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51
>Ancient Indian scriptures tell of a sip that will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with it
>They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world
>You likely have sips inside you right now
>Monster is in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church. Who do you think set up the meeting between the pope & the Orthodox high command (First meeting between the two organisations in over 1000 years) and arranged the Orthodox leader's first sip to Antarctica in history literally a few days later to the Monster bunker in Wilkes land?
>Makes you learn fluent Rippetoe in under a week
>Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the sips. There's no gold in Ft. Knox, only Monster Energy Drink Ultra
>The drink is about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
>In reality, it's a timeless beverage existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don't know its ultimate powers yet

>>40562817
At last I truly see...

>>40562817
I have taken the sipspill at last, now I truly see

>>40562269

>placenta

>>40561746
>>40561797
>>40561808
>>40561829
>>40562094
>>40562144
>>40562220
>>40562817
Is this the birth of an epic new meme?

>>40562009
t. Monster rep

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>>40563290
>Is this the birth of an epic new meme?
NEWFAG
E
W
F
A
G

>>40563290
How fucking new are you?

>>40563400
I'm fresh off the boat from Reddit, kid

>>40563290
im a summerfag that forgot to leave in summer and even i know its not a new maymay

>>40563425

You need to go back

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Anyone here ever tried this one ?
this is the only zero sugar sip I CANT find in my country, so please tell me am I missing out ?

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>>40563508
>Ultra Black

>>40563508

It's okay. I drink it every once in a while when I feel like changing it up. Nothing beats the classic though.

>>40563631
classic being the blue zero sugar or white sip ?

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>>40563686

The only sip that matters, my man.

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>>40563290
>>40563425
Literally the most inescapable meme of 2017 so far

>*KRSCHC*
>*crack*
>*gulp gulp gulp*
>AAAAAHHHHHH

>>40563750
>*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPP*

>>40563736

>2017

sips have been around for way longer than that, familia

>>40561746
Fuck off, Daniel.

>>40563750
This really gets me going

>>40562258
> Taking a tonne of gear fucking with his endocrine system
> Junk carcinogenic food
> Extreme amounts of sugar

No surprise he got cancer, still sad though

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CHOOSE YOUR CHARACTER

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>>40564272

>Jigglysip

>>40564272
>orange
>not charisip

I have never had an energy drink before what should i try?

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>>40563750

>>40564594
Either S I P S, Rockstar Pure Zero, or Pipeline Punch. Monster Rehab is really good but it's not carbonated so you won't get the nice *PSCHTTTT* sound.

>>40564594

the sip obviously if you cant already tell from the thread.

literally every single other energy drink is garbage. white sip the chosen one

Red is better.

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>>40564553
idgi but I reworked the image a bit.

>>40561746
I know a guy who had a heart attack at 24~, he drank monster and red bull every day since he was like 16 or something.

>>40564974

Who would have guessed that consuming multiple energy drinks worth of caffeine a day would cause heart problems?

>>40564974
what the fuck, i'm 23 and drink one sip and 2L of coke zero everyday, and i also take some pre workout and my heart is 100% fine, just like my liver, kidnees and everything after my first cycle of test, tren and ana

>>40565146
you ever heard of water

>>40565118
lol right.

>>40565146

>2L of coke zero everyday

At last, I have seen the light. 2LOCZAD is the true solution.

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boys, anyone found this one yet?

keep us posted if you find it

>>40563290
Summer is starting

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>>40565187

>PURPLE SIPS

I NEVER THOUGHT I NEEDED THIS UNTIL NOW.

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>>40563290

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>mfw I tried red sippy for the first time today
>usually just get white sippy

that was some good sippy

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>>40561746

>>40564272
Coffee for me fags

>monster in /fit/
>sips

What kind of meme did I miss

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>>40561746

>>40565427
>""""meme""""

>>40565427

Have you been under a rock for the past year?

>>40565187

My buddy's wife found some at costco and shared on with me. I have transcended humanity

>The great SIPS brethren in arms

>>40565463

If I say yes will you think less of me?

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legend has it that life was created after the first sip

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>>40565476
>>The great SIPS brethren in arms

glad that you joined us, brother

>>40565506

Do you think Ripp would drink sips?

>>40565518
did the bear shit in the woods?

>>40565146
>2L of coke zero everyday
>test, tren and ana
>heart is 100% fine
>implying

>>40565526

Fair point

>>40565187
I have, they're alright

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It's literally just water, vitamins, artifical, and sweeteners. Give 'em a try. Sips are god-tier

>>40561993
Wait sips or green monsters? Cause 4 regular monsters would fuck you up on sugar

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>>40563425
Go back or lurk more faggot.

Yellow is the best one

>>40565146
>2L of coke zero

Get rid of the Coke Zero and drink a gallon of water a day along with a sip

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>>40563586
>tfw you understand
man fuck this site's cuck fetishism...

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>>40564880

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S I P B O Y S 2 0 1 7

>>40563381
>>40563400
>>40563426
>>40563736
>>40565189
>>40565263
Took the b8. Dude posts this often in sip threads.

S I P B O Y S

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>>40563586
Top kek

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RIPPER SIPPER HERE

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>tfw 3 for $5

S I P B O Y S

>>40565187
I did. tasted like weird-berries

just kinda a vague, berry feeling but thats about it as far as the flavor

Like grape drink too. think purple crush

>tfw 2 for $8 AUD
sippin aint cheap

>>40565526
Did the bear sip in the woods?

>>40561746
No matter what these fuckers tell you, consuming that shit on a daily basis is bad for your health. The chemicals it contains are not natural for your body. The acesulfame-K and the aspartame are linked to cancerous cells development. I read somewhere that if you only drank 1 per month, it would not harm you. Check about the product "activize", if you find it without artificial sweeteners, I'd suggest you go for that.

>>40565187
does it taste like grape? i cant stand grape taste on drinks fuck i hate it

why do you call them sips? is it because u leave it in the freezer and u go and have just a sip or two every time u pass? that s what i do

>>40564880
I like it, thanks

>>40561993
Death is coming

>>40561981
>aspartame
>won't fuck you up
Are you fucking retarded anon?

>>40571888
its not flavored with aspartame.
Its different type of sugar.

>>40569936
>mom detected

>>40570244
Well, you're definitely not Black.

Dohohohohoho

>>40562817
(you)

monster tastes like burnt ash tray

>>40562817
>Fluent in Rippetoe in under a week
Brb getting some /sips/

>>40569936
The only thing cancerous here is you my friend.

S I P B O Y S
I
P
B
O
Y
S

>>40561993
Post body