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/fit/ grocery shopping 2017-03-02 03:54:02 Post No. 40556133
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>today
>walk into the grocery store
>had my list ready
>thought it was gonna be a normal day
>...little did I know...
>everything started off normally
>pick up some broccoli ($2.59/lb) and radishes($1.49/bunch)
>gettin them there vegetable servings but not liking how much i gotta fuggin pay for it
>pick up some beans for stronk toots. $2.59 for a giant can.
>then I see it
>da tuna
>it's got a sale sign on it
>my heart skips a beat
>i get closer to read
>$0.50 PER. MOTHER. FUCKING. CAN.
>NORMALLY $1.50 PER SINGLE CAN
>"please return your seat backs to their full upright and locked position"
>full panic mode ensues
>manage to stop to think
>remind myself money can be exchanged for goods and services
>pull out my phone so I can use the calculator to do the math
>"if i normally buy packs of 4 for $4.96 at $1.24 per can, I can buy nearly three times the amount of these single cans"
>take 16 cans of tuna
>do my other shopping
>get to the checkout
>exchange pleasantries with the fat checkout lady
>she's busy mirin all these fuggin gainz im about to recieve
>walk out proud of how I got half a month's worth of lunch meat for $8 pre tax
>start driving home
>I get about halfway and it hits me
>pull out my wallet
>see a $1 bill
>two cans right there at least one
>see a $5 bill
>8 cans
>I could've got more out
>I've thrown away so much money in the past
>Nutella, candy, name brand foods, beer
>I could've got more
>and I didn't
>and I didn't
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It's good that you realized that you have wasted money on a unhealthy lifestyle. Now build from your experience and better yourself.
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To keep it /fit/ related post grocery shopping tips/tricks, failures, mistakes, and funny stories.
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Enjoy your contaminants, retard.
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>>40556295
fuck yeah contaminated with sick gainz
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I buy chicken quarters when they're 37 cents a pound. The bags are like twenty pounds, so there's like a whole day of processing involved. It's worth it. When I'm done, I have tons of recipe-ready chicken, chicken broth and schmaltz.
One time I bought some whey on clearance without reading the label close enough. It turned out to be stevia-sweetened. Not the worst protein screwup possible (the worst would involve soy), but I'll be relieved when it's all gone.
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>>40556133
I hate this kind of shit. When I roll through costco and buy all I need. Come back next time and half the things have manufacturing coupons on them.
Thank god they started to carry chobani again. That triple zero was garbage.
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>>40556133
>>and I didn't
So go back tomorrow.
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>>40556133
I call organic/local stores Happy Hippie. There's always way too many pot stinking, emaciated vegan, hemp wearing unemployed types there.
> New Happy Hippie opens
> Go to see, has epic produce section
> It's better than the farmer's market
> No fat people snacks
> Nice bulk foods section, but not enough choice in tea
> Swing to back of the store
> The sound of my ancestors sings in my heathen blood
> There stands the butcher, prod, sharp of knife, carver of flesh and protein.
> Push stuff around in cart to make room
> End up with nearly 30lbs of beef/pork/chicken/seafood to cook/freeze
> Super emaciated hippie girl gives me the disdain look as I unload.
> Smelly namaste pothead in back is being passive aggressive
> Thumb through yoga magazine while waiting
> This triggers the hippie
> replace magazine
> hit yoga pose that weak vegans can't
> remind myself that I've got to make this trip at least once a month for fun
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>>40556133
>16 cans of tuna
This kills the OP. Enjoy the mercury poisoning
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Grocery store near me has decent free range no antibiotic chickin for $20. Their same thing roasted and ready to go is $15ish. Guess what I get?
Motherfucken tasty ready to barely chew and eat like a motherfuckrr half chicken glory. Next meal all ready no prepping no dishes. Rinse a no repeat 3x times a week lol
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>>40556133
LMAOOO OP ASPIE AS FUCK POST
ENJOY YOUR MERCURY-INDUCED AUTISM ENTERING YOUR BLOOD BRAIN BARRIER AFTER EATING MORE THAN 1 CAN WEEKLY BOYO
If it's anything other than Bumblebee Albacore In Water enjoy your Contaminants and rocket fuel
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>>40556133
>>"if i normally buy packs of 4 for $4.96 at $1.24 per can, I can buy nearly three times the amount of these single cans"
>not just saying ".50 is 1/3 of 1.50"
brainlet general
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>>40556295
>>40556953
>>40557535
Ive read that one can a day is okay for 200lb man though and i dont even do that.
What do you guys normally do for lunch that is relativley cheap and not purportedly poisonous?
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