*teleports in front of you* *blocks your path*

>>40556026
Fuck of with yer fat gob mate? Lose a couple stone then maybe you'd ave enough charisma for a cutie.

>>40556026
you need to back the fuck off!

>>40556026
Why would I be walking into a tree?

>>40556082
You weren't. The sorcerer is stuck to it.

>>40556026
Invite him on a quest and steal his cape

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>>40556056
What need doth I require for a cutie when I haveth thynst wizard powers to keep thyneself company? What doth thou take thyne for- the mearest of plebians?

>>40556026
>shit myself

>>40556143
Whys he stuck to a tree? Must be a shitty sorcerer.

>>40556026
*teleports behind me*
*stuck in his gravity well*
Shiiiiiit

>>40556219
>shitty sorcerer
>Wizard stopped you
>not casting gravy flash

>>40556156
>plebeian
wen i saw ur mum i exclaimed

>veni vidi vici

>>40556026
I'd walk around him but i'd lose my gains

>>40556026
Would tell him that he isn't even part of the human species anymore as he has lost the right to that title through his degenerate lifestyle

>>40556026
I've got my +2pl8 enchanted barbell spear ready and roaring to go.

>>40556510
*mage casts steal strength*

>>40556624
>summons gains goblins that apply a -2 per turn gains penalty.

>>40556468
>2011
>Not leaving Humanity behind
>ISHIGGITYDIGITTYDOODADAY

>>40556026

Fat pagans are worst pagans

A pagan should have a connection to the earth, maintain a body capable of feats of strength, dexterity & speed, and a sharp mind that is the highest and greatest weapon.

One should not have the general shape of a manure pile, nor the smell of it

>>40556026
Cross his palm with fries of golden, to gain thee safe passage to Ye olde tavern.

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>>40556026
back to the Senate, Darth Flabbius

>>40556026
*sips*

>>40556754
>Fat pagans are worst pagans

So pagans in general?

>>40556769
Kek, breddy gud, but maybe
>cross his palm with fries of gold
>to gain passage to the tavern olde

>>40556026
Wizard, I am sir anon of house /fit/ our sigil is the four leaf clover. I lift in the name of lady trappy, to defeat my nemesis Prince Chadwick, and win the hand of his maiden, Stacy. I needeth make way to the gymnasium in order to hoist 32 stonne, whilst chad grows weak feasting upon pizza and grogg. Step aside or my squire shall behead you where you stand.

>>40556882

left wing pagans and people that graduated from siplord edginess to that

there are right wing pagans out there, and we shall rise again

>>40556026
"How many years do I have to remain a virgin to achieve such magnificent powers?"

>>40556946
Rise soon and bring guns thanks. I'll gladly worship any god that promises an end to the leftist lunacy going on in America.

>>40556026
i cast fist

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>>40556026
"Read the sticky and you will be powerful, alot more than you have ever imagined!"
>He thanks me
>I roll away

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>>40556026
Move.

>>40556026
"Is it just me or is it getting hot out here?"
*cast fireball*
"Heh, I guess you could say he's done. Well done."

>>40556026
>attempt to walk around
>forgot to bring a map to find my way
>get lost